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 my32flavors
Joined: 4/1/2004
Msg: 8
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One I've heard used in jest but never in reality:
Man: Excuse me, do you have tickets yet?
Woman: Tickets to what?
Man (while showing bicep): The gun show baby.
 mr_right_4_u
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 8/23/2005 10:39:16 AM
wanna got out for pizza and a blow?
wait for answer then reply
Whats a matter dont like pizza
 mr_right_4_u
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:03:03 AM
is that a keg in your pants cause i wanna tap that ass
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do you have on multi colored panties cause i wanna taste the rainbow
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if your right leg was christmas and your left leg new years can i cum in between holidays
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is that a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself em um
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 RandiKay86
Joined: 12/23/2003
Msg: 31
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Posted: 9/4/2005 8:56:19 PM
is your father a thief.... cu someone stole the stars from the sky and placed them in your eyes~ (If only this was ever said to me)
 aventurero
Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 1/3/2006 8:46:13 PM
My name is ******, you'll be screaming that later.
 po1
Joined: 3/6/2005
Msg: 55
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Posted: 1/5/2006 1:51:37 PM
can i buy you a drink so I look better.....



problem is, it hits too close to home!
 po1
Joined: 3/6/2005
Msg: 61
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Posted: 1/6/2006 10:55:01 AM
I got away with this one once....

Walked over to the girl, pointed and said:

"I remember you! You got me pregnant!"

(yes, it worked)
 18 Wheeler
Joined: 1/23/2006
Msg: 73
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Posted: 3/19/2006 8:34:54 PM
Hey look, I may look 48....
But if you let me get you drunk
I'll be the best look'n guy you've
ever picked up.

Worked for me when I was your age.

 18 Wheeler
Joined: 1/23/2006
Msg: 74
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Posted: 3/19/2006 8:37:28 PM
My American Express card may not be black,
However it Is Platinum and the first word
on it is Doctor.........
 badboy_86
Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 3/23/2006 1:43:00 PM
Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I wanna tap that ass! (Snap fingers and do that black-chick-head-moving-side-to-side thing and walk away)
 18 Wheeler
Joined: 1/23/2006
Msg: 81
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Posted: 3/26/2006 7:54:57 PM
Of course I know I'm old enough to be your father.
At least I can afford to pay for drinks & dinner.
Just remember, the more you drink, the younger
I get.
 durtytex
Joined: 2/7/2006
Msg: 86
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Posted: 4/12/2006 5:26:55 PM
my name is Asa (pronounced Ace-uh). so i use the line "every girl needs an Asa in the hole". its only worked once though. probably b/c she was really really drunk
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 90
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Posted: 4/21/2006 4:07:50 AM
grease up that turd gulch baby cuz this trains a comin'. I'm a poop packin' papa and I'm gonna fu.ck your fudge!

The only reason I'd through you out of bed would be to fu.ck you on the floor!
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 101
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Posted: 7/6/2006 10:54:06 AM
Do you feel this mutual attraction?
 eric04h
Joined: 6/26/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 10/25/2006 9:23:12 PM
yea, i agree wit that, showing no attention to a girl u want makes em want you more..the more u act like u want em the more they feel they have the option to push u away n' re schedule plans cause they can, but ifya dont pay too much attention and dont act like you care so much, they seem to be more into thingz that way..well, its good to do that for the begging, not throughout the relationship though, haha..

and heres quite a few pick up lines, lol..

*"do u work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong"

*IN THE CLUB
"say girl, I know I aint the finest dude up in here but I'm the only one talkin 2 u right now!"

*"nice shoes, lets ****"

*Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

*Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

*I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

*Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?

(this ones not a line)"How do i get a girl to notice me?" A: tell the **** don't look at me, bet she stares at you more.


*(walk up to the gurl) I just wanted to talk to tha prettiest gurl in da room
(if she rolls her eyes, or starts to front, look at her weird and say)
um....the gurl is over there, i thought i would work up my confidence by talking to you.

*****, if you was a booger, I swear I would pick yo nasty ass first...

*say, u walk up 2 a girl that already gotta man and be like Listen mami, I aint tryin 2 take his place, I'm just tryin 2 fill his space ya feel me?

hahahahahahaha...
 baycitymom
Joined: 7/8/2006
Msg: 109
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Posted: 2/24/2007 6:40:06 AM
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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