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 really1972
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I had this on my profile but got a lot of flak. I thought it was funny. How bout anyone else?

The top ten reasons why you should date a fat guy.
1) He'll always know where the best restaurants are.
2) You can order whatever you want at a meal and still feel like you're eating lite.
3) He'll never smack you on the butt at 6am to go jogging.
4) When you get bloated and your clothes don't fit he'll understand.
5) You'll never come home from work early and find him wearing your underwear.
6) You never have to worry about your friends getting drunk and making a pass at him.
7) There will always be at least 1 chocolate cake in the house and he won't know how much is left.
8) If he calls you to tell you he'll be at the office late he will be at the office late.
9) No matter where you are you can snuggle in and go to sleep.
10) Fat guys are golly.

Btw I am a fat guy, if I can laugh at myself you can to.
 Mozard
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Posted: 6/16/2009 9:02:23 AM
hahahahaha .. well on behalf of fat guys everywhere KUDOS!! ..

golly or jolly??
 really1972
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Posted: 6/18/2009 11:13:36 AM
Anyone looking to use this go ahead. Also any additions would be great. Viva la fat guy.
 daveg61961
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Top ten reasons to date a fat guy
Posted: 6/19/2009 7:51:15 AM
I always thought if you have a good tool you should build a roof over it!
 really1972
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Posted: 6/19/2009 7:43:23 PM
Sleeping with a fat guy is like riding a bowl of jello with a banana sticking out.
 really1972
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Posted: 6/20/2009 7:08:27 PM
ifixcars. Where there is a will there is a way. Just have him on top for safetys sake.
Another reason no matter how small the equipment there is a lot of thrust backing it up. Like installing a thumbtack with a sledgehammer.
 really1972
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Posted: 6/21/2009 10:12:41 PM
Sorry I meant the woman on top for safety's sake. I know this isn't the spot for this but I beat you 36 yr old cut off by four months and couldn't message you. I just dug your profile and wanted to see if you wanted to chat. If not I understand but I had to give it a shot. There aren't alot of motorhead women out there.
 GlindaTheGoodWitch
Joined: 5/23/2008
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Posted: 7/3/2009 1:27:47 PM
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
 chromelove08
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Posted: 10/12/2011 12:07:45 PM
I love fat guys...it even says that on my profile. Won't date skinny guys sorry. I just feel better around bigger guys plus they have better sense of humors. they have learned to laugh at themselves and that's great. Plus i can joke around with them more and they aren't so stuck up. Yay for fat guys and fat women!!!!
 chromelove08
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Posted: 11/6/2011 10:29:45 AM
The reason i like big guys has nothing to do with that. I just like them better, more to cuddle with, they have bigger hearts and better personalities.
 chromelove08
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Posted: 11/6/2011 7:47:54 PM
LOL it has nothing to do with me being fat at all. I'm not big fat and ugly first of all. Seems like you need some confidence so you don't put down others.
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