Notice: Forums will be shutdown by June 2019

To focus on better serving our members, we've decided to shut down the POF forums.

While regular posting is now disabled, you can continue to view all threads until the end of June 2019. Event Hosts can still create and promote events while we work on a new and improved event creation service for you.

Thank you!

Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
     
Show ALL Forums  > Dating and Love Advice  >      Home login  
 AUTHOR
 airplane_geek
Joined: 5/9/2005
Msg: 26
WORST pick-up lines...Page 2 of 8    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
The one I wanna try (although I'm really sure it won't work) is "You're the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your beaches, wanna shake your tree." - Steve Miller Band

 flame_tiger86
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 49
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 7/7/2005 10:08:50 PM
Lol! These are actually a bit amusing to read.

Yes...I have no life...
 Phresh
Joined: 3/11/2005
Msg: 58
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 7/8/2005 8:55:54 PM
heres a couple i used today on my neighbor.

I'm gonna borrow your daughter.

then while i was walkin off with her daughter..

so.. ya'wanna cheat on your boyfriend?
 xpxpk
Joined: 7/4/2005
Msg: 62
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 7/11/2005 8:59:18 AM
The only one I ever used that worked is this:

I normally date ugly women but for you I will make an exception.

And, by the way, it only worked once.
 xpxpk
Joined: 7/4/2005
Msg: 63
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 7/11/2005 9:30:51 AM
Actually, here's another one that worked for me once:

My car's been impounded and I have no way of getting home. Can I come to your place for a sleepover?
 Now or Never
Joined: 12/18/2005
Msg: 73
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 1/16/2006 1:36:42 AM
"I love you as much as I love any woman"...
or
..."Get lost"
 bobbill
Joined: 9/13/2005
Msg: 85
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 10/31/2006 10:26:52 AM
If I told you that you have a nice body...
Will you hold it againt me?

[the best I have ever received, too blunt, but turned me on when I didn't have to act on it]

I'm gonna ream, steam, and dryclean you.
 CrabbyPants
Joined: 10/18/2006
Msg: 89
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 10/31/2006 6:55:12 PM
I get this one more often than you can imagine

" great tits"

omg..
 tribel
Joined: 9/29/2006
Msg: 91
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 11/1/2006 9:15:27 AM
once at a club this guy told me this:

Him: Is that a mirror in your pocket
Her: no why
Him: because i can see my self in your pants

another one that happened less then a month ago at a lunch

Him: (blinking eyes rapidly)
Her: is something wrong w/ your contacts
Him: have u ever heard that saying if u stare at the sun to long you'll go blind
Her: of course
Him: well I'm staring at u to hard and your making me go blind
 sparticuss
Joined: 5/9/2006
Msg: 93
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 11/6/2006 2:04:00 AM
I think women get offended with most pick up line's I in general use the reagular hi how you doing and they still find that insulting , so what would be in honest way to talk to a ladie now a days.
===============================
Endo.
Youve got tings mixed up a bit.

Women get offended by pick up lines.

But pick up lines are still compliments.

So "ladies" true ladies I mean, simply take them with good grace and a chuckle.
 kevinwm
Joined: 10/20/2006
Msg: 96
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 11/6/2006 10:07:23 AM

I agree. We need a topic about what works BEST!!!


Being open and honest about getting to know someone. And recognizing the situation and overall context. So something like, "Hi - I'm _____. I think you're really cute and I'd like to get to know you better". Is great. Something sleazy or inappropriately interrupting a time she's having with her girlfriends is bad.
 aventurero
Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 101
view profile
History
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 11/8/2006 6:54:30 PM
"My name is ********. You'll be screaming that later."

One used on me when I was selling tokens in little baggies at a wine festival: "My friend is inquiring about the size of your package" although I thought the line was pretty good.
 just1dering
Joined: 4/15/2005
Msg: 105
view profile
History
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 11/13/2006 10:07:19 PM
not exactly out of the blue because we were in the early (pre-sex!) stage of what turned out to be a wonderful longterm relationship; but he said "you don't have to worry about birth control because i have a vasectomy...would you like to see the scar?"
 ddhm
Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 106
view profile
History
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 12/5/2006 8:43:57 PM
I didn't use this one but a friend did:
"You've got a pretty mouth"
The strange thing is:
He married her.
 Supersmileyface
Joined: 12/15/2006
Msg: 119
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 12/25/2006 11:10:06 PM
I have read all of the postings so far and I have you all beat.

I met up with a former aquaintance and he gives me a big smile and says,

"I'm not living in my sister's basement anymore. I have my own place now.
I even have heat and hydro."

I'm not kidding, he was serious. It was all I could do not to laugh.

In my mind I'm thinking, "Ooh Baby, I'll get telephone and cable and we can live the good life." - lol
 Dane_X
Joined: 5/4/2005
Msg: 144
view profile
History
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 8/30/2007 11:10:55 PM
Those are really fantastic boots, where'd you get them ...blah blah blah ....

They'd look great on my shoulders.
 WesternRose
Joined: 1/14/2008
Msg: 158
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 3/20/2008 7:17:59 PM
Want to give me a blow job?



and he wonders why he is single eh?.... just make sure I am no where close to a steak knife if you try that line on me.... you won't even have an Inny when I am done.
 butterflysauvage
Joined: 1/14/2007
Msg: 162
view profile
History
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 3/23/2008 7:21:58 AM
Well, it's about time men found out that pick-up lines don't work. And I repeat don't work. The one I remember the most and you probably heard it before: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?" I laugh my heart out and no I wasn't interested in the guy. In case it didn't register, I repeat PICK-UP LINES DON'T WORK! If the lady likes what she sees and the way you act she'll be interested. So just be yourselves.
 supersnuggle
Joined: 2/6/2008
Msg: 163
WORST pick-up lines...
Posted: 3/23/2008 7:33:21 AM

The one I wanna try (although I'm really sure it won't work) is "You're the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your beaches, wanna shake your tree." - Steve Miller Band


Doesn't the song say, "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree"

Maybe you could change it to, "I really love you britches, wanna shake 'em free."
Show ALL Forums  > Dating and Love Advice  >