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 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
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Just For Fun - Top 3 What Not To Do On A 1st DatePage 4 of 7    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
[qoute] Top 3 What Not To Do On A 1ST Date .

1- Don't chew gum while talking.

2- Keep it coooool, don't grab your date like it's your first time to encounter a wo/man and very hungry of sex, like you have been incarserated 37 years in jail and no sex , we understand how you feel, but as I say cool it ......

3- Last but not least ,don't Fart loud or silent ,because if it is silent people might think somebody died because of the stink, if it is loud people might think a bomb was exploded..
 rockondon
Joined: 2/21/2007
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Just For Fun - Top 3 What Not To Do On A 1st Date
Posted: 7/15/2009 9:42:48 PM
1. Ask her what her weight is - to determine whether or not she'd fit in your freezer.

2. Tell her you caught Aids once but not to worry, it healed over.

3. Tell her that you can't go out to a pub - all the waitresses have restraining orders on you.
 rockondon
Joined: 2/21/2007
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Just For Fun - Top 3 What Not To Do On A 1st Date
Posted: 7/15/2009 9:52:19 PM

3. Don't lift your shirt and invite me to punch your abs of steel, I might aim lower.

BWAHAHaha! Duly noted!!
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
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Posted: 7/15/2009 9:56:41 PM
1. Talk about John Wayne, Gacy,Jeffrey Dahmer,et al.


John Wayne was my very first love, thank you...


2.Tell her how much you'd love to have her for dinner,. [/ quote]


I've spent $75.00 +tips$15.00 ,to have my hair fixed ,my dress is$ 2.49 on sale
at Salvation army thrift store and my red pumps I got it $.50 at a Garage sale and you think I look like a Prime Rib Steaks for your Dinner ??? SHEESH!!!!


Call her Clarice.


How dare you!!!to call me Clarice !!@#%^&
 daynadaze
Joined: 2/11/2008
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Just For Fun - Top 3 What Not To Do On A 1st Date
Posted: 7/15/2009 9:59:58 PM
1. Conversation about how people our age shouldn't worry about having sex right away and that we are too old to care.

2. Grabby old fart who thinks he's funny, cute and sexy, and that old fat women are desperate.

3. Heavy aftershave, follow with heavy layer of baby powder or talc and then a big old smear of Locker Room Scent Right Guard.
 free.range.turkey
Joined: 5/20/2009
Msg: 23
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Posted: 7/15/2009 10:03:02 PM
1. Cry.
2. Cry.
3. Realize you are both in the middle of nowhere and you need her to give you a ride back to civilization, once she's done crying.
 Wishes Granted
Joined: 3/6/2008
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Posted: 7/15/2009 10:20:35 PM
1. Please Don't lick the entire rimmer off your Bloody Ceasar while keeping total eye contact with me.. uhm... ewwwww
2. Please Don't invite me to a restaurant of Your choice and then tell me when we meet there : "forget this place, lets hop IN MY CAR and I'll take you someplace else.
2. Please Don't meet me at a preplanned place and then wait until the last bus has stopped running to tell me you don't have a car and can I drive you home
 Wishes Granted
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Posted: 7/15/2009 10:44:44 PM

Yes, he did.
And yes they not only made his ass look bulbous? But since his belt was under his arm pits he also had camel toe.

.............................. ..................... ....................... ......................... .. . . . .. . . .
 bmore_goat
Joined: 4/8/2009
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Posted: 7/16/2009 8:21:57 AM
Awesome thread!

1. Bring a 38 with you and threaten to shoot the next guy that bumps into you at the bar.

2. Hit me up for rent money or ask me can you and your 2 young children stay at my place because you are getting throw out of your place next week.

3. Get drunk and pick a fight with some young gangster hoods in a hole in a wall bar you insist we have a drink in.

(all true 1st date stories)
 coveredinpaint
Joined: 7/13/2009
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Posted: 7/16/2009 8:33:49 AM
What Not To Do On A 1st Date

1. Tell the girl that she looks like or does things just like your ex.

2. Tell the girl "We are awesome together."

3. Drop f-bombs like you are in a Scorsese movie.
 Gary4PointOh
Joined: 12/7/2005
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Posted: 7/16/2009 11:08:17 AM
Most of my first dates are cool, but below are some meorablethings that have happened.

1. Receiving or making a phone call, unless it's a real emergency.

2. Giving off a clingy or dependant vibe about having to consult their family and little network of friends before they do anything in their life. Just keep it to yourself.

3. Too much make-up and/or perfume.
 Wishes Granted
Joined: 3/6/2008
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Posted: 7/16/2009 12:31:00 PM

Whip out your d**k in the middle of my kitchen when my back is turned, in a non-romantic moment
lmao .. If I was in an established relationship.. that would be as funny as hell., AND .. a great opportunity *bats eyelashes*

If unestablished.. I'd turn around with the knife I had in hand and tell him to put in on the chopping block and I'll stir fry it along with the green pepers and mushrooms I'm preparing.
 Sabrosura
Joined: 1/7/2009
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Posted: 7/16/2009 1:05:52 PM

mao .. If I was in an established relationship.. that would be as funny as hell., AND .. a great opportunity *bats eyelashes*

If unestablished.. I'd turn around with the knife I had in hand and tell him to put in on the chopping block and I'll stir fry it along with the green pepers and mushrooms I'm preparing.



LMAO!!!!!
 FastReb
Joined: 1/3/2009
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Posted: 7/16/2009 9:22:24 PM
Great thread. Now all I have to do is print off the answers and show them to my date. That way, we'll both be able to laugh our butt off, even if a trip to the comedy club isn't on the agenda.

For me, it would be:

1) Talk negatively about a past ex or relationship. Negativity is definitely not a character trait I'm looking for. It also let's me know ahead of time that I'll be getting run down behind my back if things don't work out between us.

2) Go with me to a casino for a meal and a show, then not only expect me to fund your gambling excursion because you've fed your last nickel into a one-arm bandit and you just know it's about to pay off, but get rather tiffed when I don't.

3) Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom while we're dining but go into the bar to flirt with someone that just caught your eye, and which could be seen in the fortuitously (for me) placed mirror that you forgot about or never saw.
 Wishes Granted
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Posted: 7/17/2009 6:07:05 PM
!) Never tell her that the best sex you ever had was during that eight year stretch in prison!
haha.. The "Utensil" rule of in-prison first dates:
Tonight we spoon, then we fork, or .. you get the knife ..
 SamuraiPixie
Joined: 9/12/2008
Msg: 41
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Posted: 7/17/2009 6:17:33 PM
1. Don't get rip roaring drunk;
2. Don't get grabby; and,
3. Don't talk about all your other girlfriends, dates, and/or relationships and why SHE was to blame for everything that went wrong, all night.

S.
 miska1
Joined: 9/16/2008
Msg: 42
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Posted: 7/17/2009 6:34:47 PM
Ok I am the poster child for worst dates, so here is a short list of what not to do.

Dinner and a movie is NOT bringing a laptop to the table and showing 3 years of vacations with your kids, and showing me all your rental property damage done by dead beat renters and then pulling up a file of a pirated movie to watch while we eat.

Get so drunk you piss your pants. So not a turn on. I now have to wonder if I should carry depends for my dates.

Always drive yourself there, it can get rather expensive when you and your date don't hit it off, possibly because of wet jeans, and have to take a taxi back home. 1 hour ride= about 100$ btw

Always bring jumper cables, because there is a chance your date can't remember to turn off lights and unplug cell or ipod, and it drains the battery. And you have to jump his car for him.

Make sure that if you do not want a kiss goodnight from your date, when you get in your car leave the window up, or make sure you can side swipe his nasty ass off next to a sign post, car, or another obstruction as he tries to do a swift grab and stick his tongue down your throat. Was funny to see him tuck and roll when I was speeding off though.

Do not make a pass at the Bouncers. I swear I had no idea my date was THAT open.
 no_excuses_please
Joined: 6/28/2009
Msg: 44
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Posted: 7/18/2009 3:07:39 AM
Let's see:

1) Don't say that you are glad to get a free meal (Boy was she disappointed... )
2) Take a call from ANOTHER GUY and then tell me it was your daughter (The guy was talking so loud I could hear him...LOL) I called the server back over and canceled the my order.
And then I left.
3) Don't let me know how f*cked up you really are straight out the box. If you believe in Ouija boards,psychics,The Left Behind series,9-11 conspiracies,etc, SAVE THAT until after I get a crack at intimacy.
Nothing worse than looking at an attractive woman that you realize is too crazy for things to good forward with, on the first date.
 bmore_goat
Joined: 4/8/2009
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Posted: 7/20/2009 7:12:24 AM
3) Don't let me know how f*cked up you really are straight out the box. If you believe in Ouija boards,psychics,The Left Behind series,9-11 conspiracies,etc, SAVE THAT until after I get a crack at intimacy.
Nothing worse than looking at an attractive woman that you realize is too crazy for things to good forward with, on the first date.


No excuses please,
maybe you need to watch the video "hot,crazy scale"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zADosF3XoQ

Sounds like you are well familar with it
 barbee1970
Joined: 12/29/2008
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Posted: 7/23/2009 3:09:17 PM
#1 Stay out of my mouth. I had one guy few yrs ago rush through dinner, kept trying to "get under the hood" immediately after.

#2 Stay away from the bedroom. Don't want a guy trying to jump my bones right away.

#3 Please show up. I hate waiting around for a player who really doesn't have the interest. I have a life like you do.
 ItsMargo
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Posted: 7/29/2009 9:24:54 AM
1. Stand him up
2. Make sure it is really nasty weather and he'll have to wait outside to see if you show.
3. Make it as difficult as you can for him to know you can't make it for the date. Email you're sick instead of calling because you can't speak at the time.
^^ Aw, hell, all of that worked for me.
 zangie
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Posted: 7/29/2009 9:29:26 PM
1. Do NOT, under any circumstances, announce in a loud voice at a crowded restaurant " well, I guess I'm not getting any tonight"..after being told I didn't think we were a good fit...nor follow me to my car and your parting shot is: " You don't know what you are missing"..yes, true story...

2. Don't talk about how awful all the other women you have been with are.

3. Don't be rude to service people, or refuse to tip.

Actually, in my time online dating, I have only had two bad dates...I have been very lucky.
 Blue-Eyes-Shine
Joined: 11/26/2008
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Posted: 8/26/2009 11:32:40 PM
OMG If any of this is true...I'm realizing how lucky I've been!
 HVACtech
Joined: 3/1/2009
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Posted: 8/27/2009 7:45:10 PM
1) Carry on about how much fun you had absolutely sh:tfaced wasted at your cousin's party last week ... or the time you got so drunk last month that you yakked all over the hood of your car ... or the ahole cop who nailed you for your last DUI ... or ... or ...

2) Show up dressed up like a hooker. I'd kinda like to get to know you a little first -- you can introduce me to the girls some other time.

3) Ask to borrow my truck because you're moving ... because the ahole landlord evicted you 'cuz you're only 5 months behind on the rent ... and your shiftless druggie kid was just laid off from his job as a nuclear physicist.
 WalkingInLondon
Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 65
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Posted: 8/27/2009 9:56:15 PM
All of these are true.
1. Do not propose, complete with ring, and proceed to ask my father (who happened to be fixing the sink) if he gives his permission.

2. Don't get drunk and sing 'Kid Rock' songs above the pianist at the restaurant. I don't care if you think you can sing, it is not the time, nor the place, and you actually suck at singing when you're drunk.

3. Don't show up to pick me up in a car that is such a piece of shit it won't even run. Especially if it is half primer grey, has no hubcaps left, and the interior is ripped all to hell and smells like burning oil. I'm not going anywhere with you.

4. Don't tell me my boobs are just fantastic. I know they are, and I certainly don't need you to tell me. And no you can't touch them.

5.Don't tell me about your sexual prowess and how big your weiner is. And I don't want to hear how good you are at oral, or how you can give me 'references'.

Ick Ick Ick!!!!!

Beth
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