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 undulating
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 51
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Chad, You're an ***hole muthafuka liar!!!!!!!

You know we were spooning just 2 days ago and I'm the one that used you! Marine stands for:

M= Math
A= And
R= Reading
I= Is
N= Not
E= Easy

The only thing you met at the Grocery Store was that cucumber I used on you!

Good job (you better not be lying about your 2 trips, private!)

I think I can get away with this since I have proof from the beginning that I was not one of "them".
 chadcuba
Joined: 6/4/2009
Msg: 52
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/24/2009 1:40:25 PM
To the last poster. Dude, you're disgusting man!!! Go to a gay thread bro!!!! lol You just made me puke my food out of my mouth!!! lol
 undulating
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 53
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/24/2009 1:56:34 PM

To the last poster. Dude, you're disgusting man!!! Go to a gay thread bro!!!! lol You just made me puke my food out of my mouth!!! lol


I'm allowed to have fun too. Don't worry, I've got some ideas for a new post and you're welcome to join in and play along.
 JenniferMargaret
Joined: 7/20/2009
Msg: 54
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/24/2009 11:19:14 PM
Uh, where are you meeting these girls anyway? I kinda had no idea girls' were that easy these days. Just um, say no? Stop making yourself such an easy target? I didn't know a man could be used by a woman sexually. Lol.
 JenniferMargaret
Joined: 7/20/2009
Msg: 55
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/24/2009 11:20:33 PM
And I should have read the posts prior to the one I just made =x
 LuvComesSoftly
Joined: 12/16/2008
Msg: 56
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Posted: 7/25/2009 12:09:34 AM
I can only say thank you for you service Marine!
I enjoyed this thread! WTG!
 shadowette
Joined: 8/24/2008
Msg: 57
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/25/2009 3:16:36 AM
Ha Ha, thanks guys for the laughs!
 Dayz411
Joined: 11/19/2007
Msg: 58
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/25/2009 4:34:46 AM
You know OP - I question men for the same thing... its like no one wants anything real anymore. I've heard some stories from my guy friends claiming that women are worse than men, I beg to differ, but it might be about the same - chances are you are just dating the wrong women, or even giving them the wrong impression. Sometimes when men that are a bit more on the affectionate level - women sort of take that for granted and jump at the opportunity for sex.
 undulating
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 59
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/25/2009 8:43:58 AM

...Your sorry means nothing...[/qoute]

Closer2u;

Please, post some more of "your" ignorance. I need it, I crave it and I thrive upon it. It's "you're", sweet tits. Before you get mad at Chad, get mad at yourself, "your" parents or "your" teachers for not teaching you that, you never rant without proper grammar.
 toypartner
Joined: 1/14/2005
Msg: 60
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Posted: 7/25/2009 11:00:19 AM
Hey, where are these women ?? I have been looking for a long term friend with benefits for quite some time, and none have popped up. and I have a lot to offer, along with not to shabby in the looks department
 chadcuba
Joined: 6/4/2009
Msg: 61
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/25/2009 11:18:48 AM
Closer2you,

Lighten up and take a joke. The first post may have thrown you off but after reading the first 5, you should have definitely known i was totally joking!!! Don't take things so seriously dear!!!!
 Wyatt Earp1
Joined: 7/15/2009
Msg: 62
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/25/2009 1:11:10 PM
ApplePieSweetTart! on 7/21/2009 312 PM
Subject: Why do women use me for sex???


Message: "Women are superior to men"
____________________________________________________________

In what ways?
 Wyatt Earp1
Joined: 7/15/2009
Msg: 63
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/25/2009 1:14:42 PM
This thread is funny! :D

But I know what you mean...my last girlfriend "kept me" for 9 years because she said I have "slow magical hands and a great tool." I wish a woman would "respect me for my brain instead of my body." :D I couldn't resist that phrase... yes I'm joking...
 REDDRAGON.
Joined: 10/9/2008
Msg: 64
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/26/2009 1:37:02 AM
Ok it was cute at first the thread was kinda funny for well? the 1st page now it has run it's course overdone and beat to death.

The OP had a few giggles and realized that maybe just maybe he's not the sex puppet he portrays himself to be. as a matter of fact he's probably even done with it after receiving a few attention handouts.

and YES even I posted ...but remained aware of the shyt eating grin snickeringly worn by the OP.


and now well look at it...people are getting pissed off and a few slow claps from the back of the room.

the thread now belongs in the butt-hurt-dumpster.
 Danboy5050
Joined: 4/14/2007
Msg: 65
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/26/2009 1:59:38 AM
Atleast you get the "HOT" chicks bothering you, I get these ugly chicks that remind me of ZZ Top mixed with Peg from married with children. And yes all they want is sex and to drive your cars. Its so damn anoying like highschool all over again but with ugly older chicks with STD's
 Danboy5050
Joined: 4/14/2007
Msg: 66
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/26/2009 2:05:54 AM
Gavin ever thought its because you didnt satisfy thier needs mate?
 majyk1
Joined: 4/26/2009
Msg: 67
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Posted: 7/26/2009 12:19:17 PM
What does being a marine have to to with being sensitive? oh thats right NOTHING! The post was funny but you still made yourself look like a d1ck head and like you arnt getting any so you need some attention.
Looks like it worked. hahaha
 undulating
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 68
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/27/2009 11:32:06 AM
Everytime I turn around, you're talking about girls. I thought you were all mine!

Why in the world would you swipe my pink merkin after that face pirate, courtesy of WTKS?

I can't believe I have to bump this!
 han03
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 69
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Posted: 7/27/2009 11:56:02 AM
This thread was hilarious
 BEDGOD
Joined: 7/25/2009
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Posted: 7/29/2009 7:07:35 PM
UH ARE YOU COMPLAINING? I SURE HOPE YOUR JOKING. LIVIN IN VEGAS, ALL I WANT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE THE MEAT THAT I AM. WHEN SHES DONE WITH ME, I CAN CARE LESS IF SHE CALLS ME BECAUSE I STILL GOTS MINE. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS. IF SHE COMES BACK AND WANTS MORE, SHES GOT THE DIGITS. AS FOR THE CUDDLING PART, DUDE YOUR ON YOUR OWN. MAYBE SHES WAITING FOR A SECOND ROUND.
 _Paradoximus_Maximus
Joined: 2/24/2009
Msg: 71
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Posted: 7/29/2009 7:22:53 PM
It's the SESAME STREET GENERATION -- short attention span -- everything laid out with flare, style and clarity -- no need to really work at finding any deeper understanding... But no need to worry about it -- time will solve all problems including this one: when you're a bit older nobody will want you for sex.
 Blakkardaberry
Joined: 2/7/2009
Msg: 72
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Posted: 7/29/2009 8:11:45 PM
Another post tramatic stress sydrone vet. My heart goes out to you brother in arms. It was hilarious but in bad form still I salute you for you service not for you humor. rofl maof
 Blakkardaberry
Joined: 2/7/2009
Msg: 73
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Posted: 7/29/2009 8:28:55 PM
I know he's a fake but as a vet its hard to be mad at a brother in arms and you have to admit it was funny even before he admitted it I knew it was not true. Common any male crying about too much sex is either joking or in prison with big bubba.
 chadcuba
Joined: 6/4/2009
Msg: 74
Why do women use me for sex???
Posted: 7/30/2009 2:11:27 AM
Blackard

Thanks my brotha lol. Thanks for the kind words. Yes, i was kidding with this post and sorry if i offended anyone. I just thought it was for a little bit of fun!!!!!
 chadcuba
Joined: 6/4/2009
Msg: 75
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Posted: 7/30/2009 4:29:53 AM
hey brother thank you for your kind words man. I really appreciate it. But yea, this was a total joke and i was totally playing lol. Amazing how many women fell for it lol. You wouldn't believe how many emails i have gotten with a "i'm soooo sorry that women use you for sex, i have the same problem with men using me for sex!!" hahahaha Anyways brother, thanks for the kind words man!!! Take it easy brother lol
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