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 robw23
Joined: 4/30/2008
Msg: 4
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instead of watching ballerinas prance around on their toes, why dont they just hire taller ballerinas???????
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 5
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Posted: 7/22/2009 6:40:09 AM
If you try to fail and succeed, have you failed or succeeded?
 brianjames189
Joined: 11/15/2006
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Posted: 7/22/2009 11:54:27 AM
Why are there mail boxes in front of the post office...you're there go inside.

Why do you need a hot water heater? Should it be a cold water heater?

Why are carrots oranger than oranges?
 Mozard
Joined: 7/31/2007
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Posted: 7/22/2009 7:08:54 PM
why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways??..
why are they called apartments when they're all crammed together??...
if a man alone in the woods makes a mistake and there isnt a woman around to give him sht about it does it still count??..
why does my 25 year old 300 dollar pickup get better mileage and outrun the last new pickup i bought for over 30 thousand dollars??...
why is the plural of mouse mice but the plural of house is houses??...
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 mike koerber
Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 13
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Posted: 7/23/2009 5:26:39 PM
why is it when a woman gets married she spends ten years correcting her husbands
behaviour and then complains hes not the man i married?
 Trishayellowrose
Joined: 3/5/2009
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Posted: 7/26/2009 11:45:09 AM
Here in Texas we have the town Bowie...named for Jim Bowie.
Pronounced boo ee
If it is pronounced booee then do we shoot with a boo and arrow?
Do girls wear a boo in their hair? When you play the violin do you use a boo?
hmmmm
Pat
 Trishayellowrose
Joined: 3/5/2009
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Posted: 7/27/2009 3:11:48 PM
Why does your Mom ask you to wipe your face off or feet off?
hmmmm does she not want to buy shoes anymore or look at you.
Same with mouth...

I like the weird signs.
Hand dipped icecream. why would you want icecream when someones hand has been in it.
On to of bar live band..........well sure wouldn't want a dead band.

Beer dancing..............now that would be a site.
 itsmillertime6227
Joined: 9/19/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 7/30/2009 2:17:50 AM

Why did Jim Bowie just get a town, while Sam Houston got a city?


Because Houston was the President of the Republic of Texas while Bowie just helped kill Mexicans...wait...good question. Hmmmmm
 Trishayellowrose
Joined: 3/5/2009
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Posted: 8/11/2009 3:29:44 PM
Since I have been cleaning walls for he last two days, I decided to look for humor.

How is it on commercials for headache tablets the before looks yukky
Then when they take tablet wham the ladies hair is done and makeup on.
Boy that would be easier to take tablet then stand in bathroom fixing my hair and applying makeup.
 Wottacatchâ„¢
Joined: 7/31/2009
Msg: 42
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Posted: 8/15/2009 1:12:12 AM
Why do Noses run and feet smell?
 JaffaDeLancia
Joined: 8/16/2009
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Posted: 8/19/2009 7:59:44 PM
what exactly is the sky? why is it blue? how high do you have to be before you're in it and not just a bit more airborne than most?

waheeeeyy first forum post :) had to be in this thread coz it's awesome.
 luvtoluvubaby
Joined: 2/28/2008
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Posted: 8/20/2009 10:02:47 AM
Too funny! Keep it coming!
 David Neesley
Joined: 6/7/2009
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Posted: 8/27/2009 6:10:43 PM
If you "AX" me a question do you put a "DIX" in your Dix Drive?
 real cowboy
Joined: 12/1/2008
Msg: 66
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Posted: 9/1/2009 7:59:14 AM
why is there always ten times more cowboy hats in a hon ky tonk then there are cowboys
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