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 theforumfiend
Joined: 10/21/2007
Msg: 74
Dumb Blonde Jokes..Page 5 of 5    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Two blonds are sitting on the porch admiring the night sky. One asks, "Which do you think is closer Texas or the moon?"

The other blond is stunned. She looks knowingly at her friend and responds, "Dah. Can even you see Texas from here?"
 scottey63
Joined: 3/8/2008
Msg: 77
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Dumb Blonde Jokes..
Posted: 5/18/2010 5:09:37 PM
Three pregnant women are sitting in the lobby at the OB-GYN's office, waiting for their appointments. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They start talking to each other and the conversation turns to the gender of their unborn children.

The brunette says, "I'm going to have a girl, because I was on the bottom."
The redhead says, "I'm going to have a boy, because I was on top."
The blonde thinks for a minute and then breaks out crying and sobbing.
The brunette says to her , "Honey, what's wrong?"
The blonde screams out, still sobbing, "I'm going to have puppies!!!"
 SunnyBlueSkies23
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 79
Dumb Blonde Jokes..
Posted: 9/26/2011 6:19:44 PM
These 2 Blondes walk into a bar.........kinda silly ,huh?? After the first one did it,you would've thought the second one would've noticed.... *******************************************************A Blonde woman got a job at a clothing store. A woman shopper came up to her to ask for assistance,and the Blonde said,"Can you help me?" :D ******************************************************What do you call a Blonde with half a brain?? Gifted!
 SunnyBlueSkies23
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 80
Dumb Blonde Jokes..
Posted: 9/27/2011 4:47:16 PM
Another answer to "How do you change a Blonde's mind?" First....you have to find it... :blush:
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