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 normaldude
Joined: 3/8/2006
Msg: 13
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it would be interesting(or maybe just nasty) if there was a female version of a mans noodle not rising to the challenge.... like some kind of puckered up vagina opening that sometimes no matter what ..... just would not open up in the heat of the moment. All hot and heavy but... that door is just slammed shut.. no matter how hot the guy or how horny the lady thought she was.... the va jj would not open up!!!! The emotions on both sides would be fascinating to analyze?
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 14
Couldn't get an erection
Posted: 8/15/2009 3:53:23 PM
This is how you solve this. YOu tell him that his penis needs to watch one hour of cartoons a day. So he needs to take his pants off, sit upside down so his penis gets a better view. He is not allowed to spank the monkey, just watch one hour of Sponge Bob or Power Puff Girls.

He will be so wired from that, that next time, Wuahla, Like a bull.
 My I
Joined: 1/23/2007
Msg: 16
Couldn't get an erection
Posted: 8/15/2009 5:39:10 PM
I've had incidents where "The talk" was what made me unexcited. Not the sex talk but the "Honey", "Baby" "Sweetie" kind of talk turned me off. I didn't know these women all that well and we were indulging in mutual fun. However, when someone talks to me like I'm their #1 lover and/or like I am their child, I get turned off. I immediately conjur thoughts that this woman isn't emotionally right for me. I literally start to think she is a bit of a lunatic and a potential whackjob - I almost want to fail so she doesn't come back for 2nds.... or my throat!!!

If you're a whackjob and I am thinking you are one - my penis lets you know.

Not that I am saying the OP is a whackjob - I checked her photos and my penis stood to attention LOL!!
 airconditioninthesummer
Joined: 6/22/2009
Msg: 17
Couldn't get an erection
Posted: 8/15/2009 6:09:47 PM
maybe he took a line of cocaine in the bathroom without you knowing? for some cocaine will make rock-hard. for others, cocaine will make some as soft as poop but annoyingly wide a wake.
 WalkingInLondon
Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 18
Couldn't get an erection
Posted: 8/16/2009 1:52:41 AM
The posters above were right on the money. Men just like women sometimes have problems making their little monsters stand at attention and get the job done. It has nothing to do with their desire, or your desirablility, it could be anything from the four-wheeler not starting earlier in the day that's weighing on the back of his mind, his blood-pressure being a bit low, a few too many drinks, or just being a bit tired. I've had lovers who had this problem from time to time, and it always has resolved itself very quickly, usually by the next day, sometimes within an hour or two. But the worst thing you can do is make a big deal out of it. Just smile and say, don't worry about it, we'll give it a shot a bit later. Then go in for some good snuggling. Or make him a sandwich. When you see it is not going to happen, the worst thing you can do is make it a mission to FORCE it to arise. Sometimes nothing you do is going to work. Just give it time, and it will come around. Remember, this is a delicate subject and is one of the most embarrassing and sensitive things that can happen to a man's ego. Don't make it worse by dwelling on it.
Good luck. I bet with some time, he is banging your head against the headboard like a sledgehammer!
Beth
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