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 Lily4182
Joined: 9/15/2008
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40 WAYS MEN FAIL IN BEDPage 2 of 2    (1, 2)
All men should read this.
 CCsMom
Joined: 4/9/2008
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Posted: 9/26/2009 7:39:33 PM
#3 is a neccessity! No shaving = no kissing or sex!! This is a big OUCH!

But i have to disagree with #4. I nice squeeze is very erotic and much more pleasurable that when a guy only pays attention to the nipple. If a guy could get the WHOLE thing in his mouth, I would marry him!!
 Mozard
Joined: 7/31/2007
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Posted: 9/29/2009 7:30:21 PM
Ok I read it .. now I need a female volunteer to check my notes ... see if I learned anything ...
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
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Posted: 9/30/2009 4:43:15 PM
I'm sorry, I thought these were all standard procedure. Isn't there supposed to be a joke in there somewhere?

Or to be more like an average poster:
"What if I DO all that stuff, and she STILL wont go out with me?"
 bandc
Joined: 3/25/2008
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Posted: 7/25/2012 2:20:56 AM
lol if you have done all that does it matter if she wont go out with you move on to the next one stud lol
 f1504x4
Joined: 12/9/2007
Msg: 15
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Posted: 7/25/2012 3:54:44 AM
Anything else you would like to add ? ;P~~
 ShelbySask4friend1
Joined: 2/10/2005
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Posted: 7/28/2012 6:02:46 AM
What the heck, my Ex had the same complaints, maybe there is some truth to it...
 funpassion
Joined: 7/22/2005
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Posted: 8/15/2012 8:55:49 PM
LOL, you are assuming we can actually READ and that we pay attention...I thought one of womens' complaints about men was that we couldn't do either?

Funny stuff, though. One day after a few drinks I'll post "40 ways women fail in bed"...and probably never have another woman on here talk to me ever again GRIN.
 kathylee2189
Joined: 7/26/2012
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Posted: 8/16/2012 6:09:47 PM
very funny and true
 OldSpice48
Joined: 9/17/2011
Msg: 24
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Posted: 8/17/2012 2:03:10 PM
Q. Why do so many women fake orgasm?

A. Because so many men fake forplay.
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