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 JRodriguez81
Joined: 2/24/2010
Msg: 213
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To be honest.....I think you're all out of your god damn minds.
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 214
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Posted: 4/17/2011 6:33:41 AM
A real woman is made of flesh and blood, may have a soul depending on your religious preference, and is shaped out of some of the most simple and complex things in the universe... and the best part is no two are the same.
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 215
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Posted: 4/17/2011 9:10:37 AM
Msg. 329:

Your assessment of real woman is me.
I am a runt Amazon woman 5'2 who can start a "fire' in open storm, ect.. I can do all the things like track and tame a mountain lion. I can fix car engines too.
The only thing I don't do is skin a bear in the dark, but I do skin a willing man in the dark tho...
I speak 2 language English and my native dialect Tagalog (Philippines) I have to learn3 more language like Latin,Arabic and German, I am already good in French but not the language I am super good on French kissing and cooking French's Fries...

Please don't add anymore virtues of a real woman, me and the others are having a hard time keeping up with it..

PS.
My blunder in English grammar and spelling are under your care.
 TheToefactor
Joined: 2/11/2009
Msg: 216
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Posted: 4/17/2011 9:35:04 PM

a real woman........knows when to stay out of a testosterone pissing match!


Ya but a smart woman knows when to close the hole under her nose and thinks before she puts her mouth in gear.
 cenomeno
Joined: 4/21/2010
Msg: 217
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Posted: 4/18/2011 12:59:44 PM
a 43 years old is pissed and twisted the comments of 31 years old guy //I think REDDRAGON 43 years old is in menopusal stage


well Vannili see... 43 or 23 .. I don't think he was any better in his prime either ...
Just look at him, he looks like he's been in menopause all his life...




VVVVV edit : pinkdragon I just can't waste my precious 5 a day message limit on you....sorry, you're just not worth it. Please now go play with your rubber duck....

VVVV

 REDDRAGON.
Joined: 10/9/2008
Msg: 218
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Posted: 4/18/2011 1:11:50 PM

well Vannili see... 43 or 23 .. I don't think he was any better in his prime either ...
Just look at him, he looks like he's been in menopause all his life...


Dude?? who is she your Mom???


I knocked you down in the sand box now come out from behind her skirt let her wipe your nose and get back in the game. .......................................


 Cdn_Iceman
Joined: 12/1/2010
Msg: 219
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Posted: 4/18/2011 1:25:43 PM
Reddragon and cenomeno you two has provided enough entertainment for this afternoon its been entertaining to read.

OT: What is the definition of a real woman, that depends on the guy you're talking to, every guy has their so called " dream girl" or what they believe the ideal woman is.
 errant71
Joined: 4/4/2009
Msg: 220
A real woman
Posted: 4/18/2011 2:49:47 PM
CD: "What is the definition of a real woman, that depends on the guy you're talking to, every guy has their so called " dream girl" or what they believe the ideal woman is."

So ... a woman is only real when she's some guy's "dream girl" or "ideal woman"? And all the other women are what? ... unreal? Or maybe not a woman. Or not a real woman and, therefore, an unreal woman and, then, does that make her imaginary?

Or ... maybe I'm just confused.
 U make it entertaining
Joined: 7/17/2009
Msg: 221
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Posted: 4/18/2011 3:21:37 PM
I pinched myself ... and I am real.

How much more real do you want?
 valenciacityx
Joined: 3/10/2009
Msg: 222
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Posted: 4/18/2011 10:33:49 PM
are being obsoleted with technology and synthetics at 5500 a copy. (plus additional upgrades, enhancements, and 'heat' units)
http://sinthetics.com/about/reviews/

woman 2.0 enjoy, she wont answer your email either, but feel better she wont be getting a divorce from you either .
 Cdn_Iceman
Joined: 12/1/2010
Msg: 223
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Posted: 4/19/2011 6:07:01 AM
You're confused Lady, grab a espresso and a cannoli and enjoy the day.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 224
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Posted: 4/19/2011 6:11:46 AM

I pinched myself ... and I am real.


IOW, I ouch, therefore I am. Lol Rene Descartes, updated and gender transformed.

Tres bien!!
 U make it entertaining
Joined: 7/17/2009
Msg: 225
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Posted: 4/19/2011 9:28:55 AM
This thread reminds me when step children say ...

"This is my real Dad".

Are the others phoney?
Do they not exist?
What's the scoop on ... The Real Deal?

To me it just sounds like a poor use of the English language.

As per the dictionary ...

Real: being an actual thing; having objective existence; not imaginary: The events you will see in the film are real and not just made up.

So we are ALL real woman.

Maybe what you're really trying to ask is "As a man ... what type of woman turns your crank?"
and that seemed to be answered by Ice ...


What is the definition of a real woman, that depends on the guy you're talking to, every guy has their so called " dream girl" or what they believe the ideal woman is.
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
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Posted: 4/19/2011 10:38:38 AM
Or to go for the cheesiest reply ever: It takes a real man to know what a real woman is.....(how was that??)
 starlight334
Joined: 6/18/2010
Msg: 227
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Posted: 4/20/2011 8:52:04 PM
A real woman is the one who does not have written on her face:

I have a p...sy what can you offer me ?
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 228
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Posted: 4/21/2011 9:39:55 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^
A penny my last offer ,if it is a fake p...sy.

If you mean a p..sy cat that is a female it is free here in my town.

My nieghbor has a tattoe on her face a cucumber and banana, I don't know if what is drawed ( there is nothing written on her face) on her face is that she is a vegetarian or a polite insinuation about men's phalus that she is into it and that makes her a "real woman"....
 ladyc4
Joined: 2/14/2006
Msg: 229
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Posted: 4/22/2011 10:37:13 AM
forget all the statutes about being USA born-
I think PoF members should stage a write-in campaign,"Vanilli for President"....Donald WHO?
LOL
If you asked every single person on the planet to define "real woman", you'd have 88 gazillion or however many answers.
It's a state of mind, IMO. Oddly enough, my definition of real woman/real man have many similarities of character,values, and the way they deal with the world around them.
Happy Earth Day.
Be kind to your Mother(Earth).
Cindy O
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 230
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Posted: 4/22/2011 2:43:54 PM

If you asked every single person on the planet to define "real woman", you'd have 88 gazillion or however many answers.


Hmmm, a mere 6 billion humans on earth last I heard. Oh! You were going to ask lawyers for opinions, too?!!


Happy Earth Day.


Ditto.
 ladyc4
Joined: 2/14/2006
Msg: 231
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Posted: 4/23/2011 5:49:36 PM

Oh! You were going to ask lawyers for opinions, too?!!

Yep. and politicians, too. As long as they are humans,or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
Cindy O
 RazzleRoadRunner
Joined: 4/13/2007
Msg: 232
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Posted: 4/23/2011 8:38:26 PM
Very interesting thread..............but, but, yes but if you were asked the point, blank question of what makes you THINK your a real woman or what makes you THINK your a real man.....what would your answer be???

1. I have a vagina and I think like a woman.........but who taught you how to think like a woman.
2. I have a penis and I think like a man........but who taught you how to think like a man.

Sounds to me like we've been trained from birth by our society, community, family and governments how to think and act and conduct ourselves in public.

But what about the transexual..............who has a penis, but thinks and acts like a woman. Are they a real woman?

OR

What about somebody who has their sexual organs in their ear, but they think like a donkey?
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 233
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Posted: 4/26/2011 1:21:03 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thanks for sharing this The real Woman Creed written by Jan Phillips... Perhaps some women will follow this creed to get a man and be a real woman "duh... yeah do the affirmations like reciting a Rosary every night before going to bed.

Personally not for me I am a notorious fake woman(BAD Girl,) that I don't intend to follow this #10 beliefs of a real woman , ah, I don't intend to be canonize as Saint Vannili.. > saints are for heaven and bad girls are for earth and MEN, yup I said men...
As a fake woman (Bad girl) ,man is not a problem as long as I follow my golden rules,#1 .I don't put in black and white that he is not the best lover, if it happen that I do all the work in that department. #2 . I don't disclose what is happening between us and make him as a topic of discussion with total strangers ,I respect his privacy/our privacy. #3. I don't lie about my ethnicity that I am white when I am brown skin Asian. #4 I don't understimate other 's mentality for the fear that I might lost my face if they challenge me for rational reasonings...


PS I am not joking this time..........


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 valenciacityx
Joined: 3/10/2009
Msg: 234
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Posted: 4/29/2011 8:31:09 AM
She is conversant in multiple languages, smart, determined, independently strong, and supporting in shared goals, loving, caring, well read, sexual, athletic, romantic, with elegant style, still playfull and inquisitive, smart enough to know that there is no other; she is simply radiant, stunning, and leaves me speechless every time.

found her overseas; exactly where I expected.
 kayla1963
Joined: 4/1/2011
Msg: 235
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Posted: 4/29/2011 8:39:55 AM
Congrats on finding your "real woman!"
You seem so much happier, now!
 doglover95
Joined: 12/17/2010
Msg: 236
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Posted: 4/29/2011 5:12:57 PM
Bet the straw cuts and hurts a little.
 deepestdesire
Joined: 3/15/2011
Msg: 237
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:55:39 PM
Maya Angelou : "Phenomenal Woman"



Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.




Maya Angelou
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