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 Genuine_Gentleman_For_You
Joined: 4/22/2009
Msg: 61
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I never knew there were some guys too small for a condom. And I would think that at least a small guy being fully erect would still be able fill a regular sized condom as they are a very, very tight fit (strangulation comes to mind. Ouch! lol.) Though maybe it's not a very tight fit on a smaller guy, but it should hold. Though I guess I'm wrong.
I learn something new here everyday.
 quote28
Joined: 10/24/2009
Msg: 63
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/17/2009 9:13:24 PM
lol. call the condom manufacturing company and have extra small size made for him.
 CrumblePie
Joined: 1/11/2009
Msg: 64
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/17/2009 9:41:32 PM
get a small rubber glove and remove the pinky?

then again, if he can;t stick the thing in anywhere, to be safe just grease up you side or back and let him do his thing.
 SlingDad
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 65
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/18/2009 11:29:48 AM
Oh man, poor dude. Good thing you didn't meet him on POF.

Wait! You *did* meet him at a POF party. Argh.

There's someone for everyone, if it's not going to do it for you anyway, why be concerned about how to wrap it?

SD, average and ok with it.

 mayoroftempe
Joined: 6/30/2009
Msg: 66
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/18/2009 3:56:09 PM
PROBLEM SOLVED! have him only have sex with your belly button.
No condom needed.
 lateef7842
Joined: 4/14/2008
Msg: 67
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Posted: 11/18/2009 4:45:58 PM
After reading the responses on this thread, I will never feel bad about dropping a girl for not meeting my physical requirements again. ...lol

No, I'm just kidding. But some of you guys are brutal. ...lol

Lateef
 PrinceEric
Joined: 4/2/2007
Msg: 71
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Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/19/2009 7:59:19 AM
I love these threads. Now I have the opportunity to infer that my penis is really big.
 cinsav
Joined: 6/10/2009
Msg: 74
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/21/2009 8:11:27 PM
Hollow out a Bratwurst. That way you get the sensation of the real thing, he'll get the sensation of the real thing and you're both protected.... well except from mad cow disease.
 Mr.Versatility
Joined: 11/12/2009
Msg: 75
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/21/2009 10:00:49 PM
Shoot yourself
 cinsav
Joined: 6/10/2009
Msg: 77
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/22/2009 11:42:19 AM
I like my Bratwurst idea better.
 Confident-Realist
Joined: 2/8/2004
Msg: 78
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/22/2009 1:14:09 PM
LOL -- too small for a condom?! What? Is he only shopping for Magnums?

If that were the case, many people in asian countries could be SOL, which is not the case. You can buy all sorts of condoms from ridiculously large, colorful, small, wide, thin, ribbed, lubed, non-lubed, flavorful, etc. He was pulling a (small) fast one on you :)
 mayoroftempe
Joined: 6/30/2009
Msg: 79
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/22/2009 2:17:07 PM
All joking aside, what are the dimensions of this micropenis? I have seen pics of penises that are considered a medical condition, in the realm of 1-2 inches.

is this what you are talking about?

Finger gloves that kinda look like condoms might work...
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 81
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/22/2009 4:50:06 PM
"The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long."

He was hung like a ..........hamster!

I hope he never reads the forums. Poor guy.
 miketriple83
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 84
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/11/2009 9:21:23 AM

I did wonder though whether it is really the problem or whether he just doesn't like condoms.

I'm pretty sure no guy is going to opt for saying he has a tiny penis when it's not true just to get out of wearing a condom.

If you two are serious, you could always go get tested for STDs together, get on some form of contraceptive, and go without condoms.
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 7/28/2009
Msg: 85
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/11/2009 10:36:03 PM
I really don't have anything nice to say about this one so I'll just wish you a happy holiday season instead.
 startle
Joined: 7/22/2008
Msg: 86
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/11/2009 11:26:26 PM
then what?? find another man...this is his problem and i feel for the guy...but why make it your problem...quit fooling around with this dude and find a guy who can satisfy you....
 Doesnt care
Joined: 11/9/2009
Msg: 91
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/13/2009 12:22:20 PM
Dammit why is god so cruel to people!!! LOL
Maybe this will help?
 Free-At-Last
Joined: 7/15/2009
Msg: 92
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/13/2009 8:20:21 PM

After doing"research" so to speak... yeap he was kinda small... What do I do now about safe sex with him???????????????

Wow..that would be the safest sex in the world for me cause I'd be Gone With The Wind..

~ya I'm THAT shallow~
 dwayne88
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 93
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Posted: 12/13/2009 9:14:08 PM

He's good with his tongue ... so what? There are plenty of guys who are good with their tongues AND have decent sized****.


Isn't that kinda harsh?

Why not take it for a spin and see how it drives?

That and he may also be good with his hands.
 roseyn
Joined: 5/25/2009
Msg: 95
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/14/2009 12:03:41 PM
So he's been having UNPROTECTED SEX with EVERYONE he's slept with....
You really wanna take that risk?

If you love him that much..get him tested... wait .. and get him tested again

Then get get to him get the little condoms
 Sabrosura089
Joined: 11/29/2009
Msg: 96
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/14/2009 12:06:34 PM
This post is so wrong on so many levels.....I don't even know what to say!!!!


ADDENDUM:
I've got really stretchy testicles...


Uh Turk - TMI!!! Geez...........lol!!!!
 forum101
Joined: 2/5/2008
Msg: 98
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:57:53 PM
You guys are making jokes, but really, what do you do or say in a situation like this?
I was seeing a guy, he alluded to his sexual expertise. 6'3" 230 lbs. Farmer/macho type. But when the time came, he was no bigger than my little finger, my pinkie. FYI, my ring finger, ring size is 4 1/5. He was smaller that that. More like the diameter of a pencil, 1.5 inches long. I was taken aback, and tried to save the situation-----"Oh, we shouldnt be doing this" "this is way too soon". This guy was smaller than a tampon, that you arent suposed to feel anyway. He had no idea why his wife, who was a virgin when they married, found someone else after 20 years of marriage. Felt so sorry for the guy, but what is a girl to do?
 GoofBall311
Joined: 5/4/2009
Msg: 99
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/15/2009 11:25:48 PM
I didn't know it was possible to be too small for a condom. Really? That makes me feel better about myself. I mean, how do you even do it? How do you continue living knowing that you are too small for a condom? I would have him a use a strapon, a big long black one.
 FluffyBrain
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 100
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/16/2009 3:24:18 PM
well, i guess i'm wondering if he's THAT small, how the heck is he gonna have sex, anyway??? seems a moot point!


try the female condom. btw, i think he's making excuses cuz he doesn't want his pleasure dulled. how the heck can anyone be too small for a condom...don't they usually have to be stretched???
 berrysweetncgurl
Joined: 8/2/2004
Msg: 106
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 12/17/2009 11:18:02 AM
give up, if he is too small for the condom?? your just wasting your time anyway
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