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 jessrar9
Joined: 2/6/2012
Msg: 172
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I was reading an article about how some condom company (I think in the uk) was making smaller condoms geared towards like 11 and 12 year olds since a lot of them are having sex and getting pregnant.
I wish I could find it!
 neck romancer
Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 173
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Posted: 4/9/2012 10:01:05 PM
I remember that! But Im guessing the issue they are talking about here is too small for even those condoms.
Unfortunately some guys get stuck with peni smaller than womens clits :(
 Jade41
Joined: 8/23/2011
Msg: 174
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 4/9/2012 11:04:02 PM
well if he was really that small they have toys to add
to his girth & that would hold the condom in place...

somebody help me...i don't know what they are called...
i have read about them several times...
 neck romancer
Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 175
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Posted: 4/9/2012 11:16:55 PM
I think thats a penis sleeve... but he may be too small for even that. You may be shocked how small a micro phallus can be.
http://www.phuckedtube.com/contents/member/mrphucked/photos/MidThumbs/Small-Penis-1-ae4f8fae-0.jpg
 Lionesse19
Joined: 3/30/2012
Msg: 177
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 4/9/2012 11:55:43 PM
Really?? You are going to bother with this man???? You will have to use spermicide yourself I guess.
There is a female condom I hear. How will he satisfy you?? Is he normal in every other way?? I admire you for accepting him but I hope you are not just settling as you are newly single.
 barbiebabeRN
Joined: 7/31/2011
Msg: 179
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 4/10/2012 6:38:44 AM
Water ballons?
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 180
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Posted: 4/10/2012 7:17:39 AM
1. ask him to inhale very deeply
2. block his ear holes,
3. gag him
4. pinch his nose shut
5. now give a prostate check

If that doesn't work go find someone better hung.
 KingofSnuggles
Joined: 5/17/2011
Msg: 181
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Posted: 4/10/2012 9:02:45 AM
Why is it always the guy & condoms protecting YOU via safe sex? what assurances does he(we) have that you aren't totting around some wicked form of crotch crickets??? I just find it curiously funny that it always falls on the man is all :D.

As for being too small for a condom - maybe ask him if he's willing to be tested for safety sake? Or just take a chance? I mean have you never had unprotected sex before, prolly not so how could you have been certain those other partners where rockin your world with a clean bill of health? hmmm
 GuitarHero68
Joined: 6/15/2011
Msg: 182
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Posted: 4/10/2012 10:04:35 AM
Dump him, because if you get pregnant and have a son, then he will be similarly saddled with having a really small****for his whole life.
 DomG79
Joined: 3/12/2011
Msg: 183
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Posted: 4/10/2012 10:47:28 AM
Funny how this works, I hear about a lot of chicks clowning one dude with a little wiener, but they are all aware because he been with them. With me on the other hand, I've never had anything but positive remarks in regards to my equipment, yet most women don't even want to take the time to get to know me, unless they are already with someone, or something like that.
 licoricecat_1
Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 184
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Posted: 4/10/2012 11:43:09 AM
There has got to be a manufacturer of small condoms. Is he willing to wear a condom? Find out beforehand. If he doesn't want to: discuss that it is a safety issue....
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 185
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Posted: 4/11/2012 4:15:34 AM
Real constructive advice:-
Condoms in Asia are smaller, especially southern China, Vietnam, S.E. Asia where there average height of people is lower.
I would suggest you go to your local ChinaTown and find a pharmacy there that sells various brands condoms.
buy a few different ones and see how it goes.
 bethesdafoodie
Joined: 1/2/2012
Msg: 186
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 4/11/2012 5:36:39 AM
Condoms in Asia are smaller, especially southern China, Vietnam, S.E. Asia where there average height of people is lower.


I'd love to see how height equates with virility, in Asia there are teas we have to promote virility and to enhance ourselves.

Plus most viagra is most likely produced overseas, so it's probably in their drinking water.

To the OP, since it's been three years and you're still here.... we really need an update, how did the finger condoms work?!

Maybe it is just really cold and he suffers from shrinkage?

Think of the upsides to being too small for a condom, if surface area dictates the probability of spreading a disease, then the odds of him ever catching anything are small, plus after you get done laughing there's no way he's going to be able to perform penetration...

To any guys suffering from this thread's problem I feel for you, I really do, but just keep your chin up and eventually body modification will be so common place that you'll be able to grow and enjoy life like the rest of us!
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 187
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Posted: 4/11/2012 10:52:41 AM
what has height got to do with virility?
Its not about virility, the issue is size of penis.

As an organic structure, generally but not always the wee wee bob of a man 5' height is normally smaller than the wee wee bob of a man 6'1"

this has nothing to do with "virility"
 bethesdafoodie
Joined: 1/2/2012
Msg: 188
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Posted: 4/11/2012 12:17:25 PM

As an organic structure, generally but not always the wee wee bob of a man 5' height is normally smaller than the wee wee bob of a man 6'1"


Sorry, I may have worded my earlier post poorly, but there is a very weak correlation between the height of a man and the size of his junk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Also I'd love to see your studies that show Asian countries have on average shorter heights/penis size.

Why do I care about factually unsubstantiated claims like the one you're making? Probably because being half Chinese I already have to deal with a lot of racist assumptions about what I'm packing even though people are normally wrong about their stereotypes.
 wildlifelover1979
Joined: 2/11/2011
Msg: 189
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 4/11/2012 12:43:20 PM
My problem is I masturbate on a regular daily basis that my penis isn't hard enough to get a condom over. I don't use one. But I have been tested. But then again I don't have sex much since I can't find a woman to have sex with.
 optimismfirst
Joined: 2/29/2012
Msg: 190
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 4/14/2012 4:00:17 PM
Surgery!!! If girls can do it, guys can do
quit popping pills to look like ron jermey
and have your thing turn blue
get surgery
 cocotteromeo
Joined: 2/20/2012
Msg: 191
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 4/14/2012 4:32:20 PM
LMAO AU 4U good one
 Gregg969
Joined: 2/1/2011
Msg: 192
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Posted: 4/15/2012 10:00:06 AM
Have him get a penis inplant.
 Shipready2sail
Joined: 4/26/2011
Msg: 193
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Posted: 6/15/2012 10:51:20 AM
He can cut the end off a plastic glove I guess. I always roll it all way out to see the inspectby by name.
 Confident-Realist
Joined: 2/8/2004
Msg: 195
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 6/15/2012 11:59:06 AM

There has got to be a manufacturer of small condoms. Is he willing to wear a condom?

I concur. I'm sure he can buy some made in Japan.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 196
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Posted: 6/15/2012 2:56:39 PM
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!....I forgot the rest of the words. LOL
 TheOtherMichaelKeaton
Joined: 5/28/2012
Msg: 198
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 6/15/2012 8:46:37 PM
Get used to your fingers.
 MutedEnthusiasm
Joined: 7/8/2011
Msg: 199
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 6/15/2012 9:00:05 PM

I'm sure he can buy some made in Japan.

Correct. "Kimonos". A gal was handing them out in the club district the other night and passed a couple my way. It’s not often the topic of size comes up with a total stranger, but we had a few laughs.
 BlackJacket87
Joined: 4/13/2010
Msg: 200
Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 6/15/2012 10:48:32 PM
Substitute with a strap-on.
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