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 turnitupman
Joined: 1/14/2010
Msg: 123
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Erm, I grew up in a house where people never knock when the door is shut. This is a nice way of saying that it's happened many, many horribly humiliating times.
 TheOtherMichaelKeaton
Joined: 5/28/2012
Msg: 124
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/2/2012 10:51:16 PM
I always hoped I'd get caught by a woman, who would then ask if she could help. But I haven't been caught yet. It would probably be easier if I didn't live alone. Maybe I need to masturbate in public.
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 6/3/2012 4:41:41 PM
Is it considered "being caught" when I'm laying in bed beside him while he's sleeping.. and I wake him up and he joins in? Because if it is, then yes... I get "caught" frequently. *grins*
 OhioFunGuy
Joined: 5/26/2012
Msg: 126
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/4/2012 7:48:22 AM
Yeah once when I was 16. She played it off as if she didn't catch me but I knew she had. Years later she told me it was hot. She could have told me sooner and saved me the embarrassment lol.
 FunlovingMemphisMan
Joined: 10/25/2010
Msg: 127
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/4/2012 8:20:11 AM
If she catches me , why not just join in and make it mutual????????????????
 bigcalm
Joined: 3/14/2012
Msg: 128
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/5/2012 7:16:47 PM
Only one time when i was 15 i was masturbating over a swimsuit magazine (Torrie Wilson) in the bathroom when one of my mother's guest an older woman enters the bathroom and see my penis out with magazine on top of the toilet seat. I was embarrassed all I said was "i'm peeing". lol
 LipstickJunkee
Joined: 5/6/2012
Msg: 129
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/6/2012 11:27:37 AM
Grrrrr super sexy! And I have never caught anyone. Boo. But I like to fantasize about what I would do.. :P.
 wildlifelover1979
Joined: 2/11/2011
Msg: 130
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/6/2012 11:40:12 AM
Only one time! My mother came home early and caught me masturbating on my bed. I got a huge 2 hour lecture for it since I was 15 years old and she was a old-fashioned devote catholic. She drove me straight to the church told me to go to the confessional and confess my sins or I would go to Hell. It was so humilating! 10 years later, I found out that the priest may have been a pediphile priest. Ironic I guess! Never went to church every again after my mother forced me to go confess my sins.
 Sciencetreker
Joined: 2/13/2012
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Posted: 6/11/2012 4:53:58 PM
I had three older brothers so my mother probably thought it weird she didn't catch me at it. However, I'm sure mothers 'know'. Mine would have laughed. I'm sure she 'knew' and avoided catching me many times.

I've had a couple of partners catch me. They either just watched or finished me off. No dramatics because I've always told my girlfriends that I masturbate while thinking about them. . They've always said the same. It's a type of foreplay or fantasy that adds to a sexual relationship. Telling eachother what we're thinking about when masturbing really opens up exploring fetishes.
 ForumFun
Joined: 3/5/2012
Msg: 132
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Posted: 6/11/2012 5:56:53 PM
Who hasn't would be a better question lol. Granted I have only been caught by gf's. If my parents ever caught me I didn't know about it and they spared me lots of therapy by keeping thier mouths shut if they did. Never caught my kids either, hope I never do!
 jeep1127girl
Joined: 12/31/2009
Msg: 133
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Posted: 6/12/2012 3:55:23 PM
My friend from work, thought he was going to go straight to hell if he masturbated, ( his mom told him that). He said he was a teen at the time, he started using Suave strawberry shampoo for his waxing job, needless to say his penis started chaffing and burning so in his mind his mom was right he was being punished for masturbating he thought it was going to fall off. His friends mom took him to the doctor the doctor laughed and told him to use lotion instead.
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
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Posted: 6/12/2012 3:59:30 PM

One time I got caught pulling anal beads out of my arse at my surprise party. It was a little awkward.


Did you turn into the surprise, at the party?

Cool story brey
 Sciencetreker
Joined: 2/13/2012
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Posted: 6/12/2012 4:14:09 PM
Who are all these people who were told that masturbating was wrong? I was raised in a Catholic community and never heard it. I'm sure if I had gone to Confession and told a priest I had jerked off, he'd probably be laughing his heard off on the other side of the screen. The nuns who taught us were not repressed morons... Who exactly in the last 50 years has taught that masturbating is wrong? All I ever heard was that it was quite natural and that anyone who said they didn't do it was fibbing.

Mayb it was some left over American Fundie thing but their fathers jerked off like any other guy.
 ony1952
Joined: 9/12/2011
Msg: 136
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/12/2012 5:16:51 PM
Yes! They only thing that to mind was : " Honey quick, I think its not breathing.
 ony1952
Joined: 9/12/2011
Msg: 137
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/12/2012 5:17:58 PM
Yes! They only thing that to mind was : " Honey quick, I think its not breathing. "
 Submissive92
Joined: 7/20/2012
Msg: 138
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Posted: 10/19/2012 10:45:28 AM
I've been caught way to many times it happens when you do at least 7 times a day! Most times i just play it cool and act like i'm not doing anythign but if its a boyfriend i make them watch me
 whiteboyrick
Joined: 10/1/2006
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Posted: 10/20/2012 11:46:04 AM
I've never been caught. Well, if I have been caught, nobody ever let me know they saw me. Thank god, saves me from the embarassment! :)
 30stmfan
Joined: 8/9/2012
Msg: 140
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Posted: 10/21/2012 5:55:36 AM
I was in the women's bathroom furiously masturbating. I remember tearing open my swimsuit,and throwing it on the ground. I was being sneaky and loved knowing a woman could walk in at any second. So exhilarating. Anyways, eventually someone did walk in. I stopped for a min and actually got scared so I raised my feet..

Almost at the same time, she opens my stall door. I froze and just stared at her, lol. She was a little older, probly late twenties with semi blonde hair and massive t1ts that were barely being held in by her bikini. She just stared at me for a few seconds. I was about to explain myself when she walks into the stall & closed the stall door and walked in like I was not even there. No joke. She bends down, takes off her top, and stars sucking with ferocity. Best day ever.

True story.
 thirdbasecoach
Joined: 10/9/2012
Msg: 141
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Posted: 10/21/2012 12:18:39 PM
I haven't been caught yet, but if one of you ladies was to open my bedroom door right now.... :-D
 Sciencetreker
Joined: 2/13/2012
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Posted: 10/22/2012 10:21:09 PM
Re the comments on mothers and sons and the door suddenly opening while masturbating.

Best if you catch your mother doing it, just pretend you didn't notice.
 Bebedeleau
Joined: 6/8/2011
Msg: 144
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Posted: 10/23/2012 9:44:41 AM
Yes, embarrassing.
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 145
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 10/23/2012 9:55:53 AM
Kentish-Man

My most embarrassing time getting caught was when I was doing it at work. It's usually fairly quiet so I wouldn't go to the toilet to do it, I'd just do it behind the front desk instead. I had this fantasy that one day a female customer would come in and catch me, but maybe watch me finish or even join in. Unfortunately one day I was caught by a female customer but rather than join in, she complained and I got sacked from the funeral home.


there are like all kinds of wrongs in this WOW first off uhhh the front desk isnt even a great place to have play time with urself..

second well you got your wish obviously what the hell did you think would happen if somebody caught you at work jacking yourself silly..life is not a porno.."shakes head in disbelife" your actually lucky it was only firing you they did..could have been much worse im surprised it wasnt..

third My GOD a funeral home?? reallyyyyy!!! uh last i checked most people who are coming into a funeral home for business probably wont be in the mind frame of DAM it would be hot an sexy if i could get banged out or caught a man beating his meat silly up front at the desk..

makes me wonder where eles in the funeral home you may have been having play time...EKKKKK!!
 StevieC55
Joined: 12/30/2010
Msg: 147
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Posted: 11/23/2012 6:38:09 PM
Dad walked in on me once- said "Son when you do that your just screwing yourself."
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