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 NaughtyBlonde
Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 26
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I don't think so lol
 Fr0
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 27
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/24/2005 10:56:17 AM
Crap. Got some run time errors when I posted. :(

Anywho, to shorten my previous reply;

Not by anyone who would have given me shit for it, or by anyone that would have made things wierd..

I've been caught by gf's though.. heh.

Fr0
 FloridaBrunette
Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 28
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/24/2005 3:51:16 PM

I do it on my front porch daily, so I'm always getting caught.....no biggie




I bet the lawn is soooooooo green and pretty by the porch....
 _Shrek_
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 29
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/24/2005 4:18:25 PM
Well, when you do it as much as I do your bound to get caught sooner or later.
 arckangel6983
Joined: 2/18/2005
Msg: 30
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/25/2005 8:22:51 PM
Yes I have... oh god I coulda died.... mom walked in on me, with my pants down and my penis in the air, Oh **** that was bad
 neastrith
Joined: 7/25/2005
Msg: 31
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/25/2005 8:33:13 PM
Never been caught, but I'm not quite shy about it either. Most of my roommies know why I take long showers and I try not to edit my conversations if it would naturally come (or cum ) up.

Them: "What'd you do today Jarvis?"
Me: "Nothin' really. Woke up, got something to eat, jacked off, watched a movie, regular stuff."
 okuwantme
Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 32
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2005 1:00:29 AM
yes i have been caught just about a month ago
 Wizeman2001
Joined: 10/2/2004
Msg: 33
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2005 1:04:28 AM
Bo but i do masturbate alot. Once for breakfast, once for lunch, and a sensable shake for dinner.
 okuwantme
Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 34
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2005 1:08:34 AM
i was caught by my mother also
 okuwantme
Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 35
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2005 1:19:02 AM
yes i got caught actually last weekend
 bjvixen
Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 36
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 9:54:31 AM
sorta..family member walked in on me but i knew she was home so i only had hand in underwear was quick to remove it when she walked in
 79dude
Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 37
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 9:57:21 AM
yup ...and how come i never catch anyone ...like say ...bjvixen? damm i have no luck
 prguy29
Joined: 8/12/2005
Msg: 38
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 10:27:24 AM
Pretty_cute, you mean you have never done it like in the living room, watching some sexy show or movie?
 ivegotwhtuwant
Joined: 6/21/2004
Msg: 39
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:26:49 AM
haha i was caught i think the very first time i ever did it .. I didnt even really know what i was doing i just knew it felt good.. i was really young and my parents came in my room and caught me touching myself.. after that i got the birds and the bees talk.. it didnt stop me tho .. haha
 79dude
Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 40
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:28:38 AM
you mean you kept going through the lecture? LOL
 ivegotwhtuwant
Joined: 6/21/2004
Msg: 41
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:29:38 AM
haha no .. i thought about it ... but in front of the rents is just kinda wrong.. After the lecture tho for sure ;)
 79dude
Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 42
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:32:17 AM
mmmmmm... i mean... oh really? what a nice thought. i might get caught very soon LOL
 Disco Daddy
Joined: 8/10/2005
Msg: 43
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:38:29 AM
I was caught by one of my girlfriends so many times, It just became a form of forplay for us!
 jamesxxx71
Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 44
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:39:11 AM
got caught a few times... Once by my mom.... She gave me the you're too young to be doing that speech... I was 14-15 at the time

the most notorious time though was when I got my first appartment. I lived on the 6th floor and there was another building just accross at about 50 feet or so. I was sitting on the couch right in front of the patio door watching porn and stroking the salami one early evening when the sun was there. As I came I heard woohoos through the screen doors and two ladies were up on their feet cheering me from accross the street on their balcony.... I was quite embarrassed and kept my curtains shut for the next week. During that week I met one of the ladies at the corner store and she asked me when I'd open the curtains back lol... I said nothing and left... I was young and stupid at the time... I should have said whenever you come over to do it for me hehehe but was to shy, young and stupid.... I eventually open the curtains again and she/they would wave at me anytime I'd be on the couch....
 79dude
Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 45
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:44:35 AM
agreed! just wish that one post of mine wasnt the very top of the page

james - good story! lmao
 jamesxxx71
Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 46
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:46:21 AM
Thanks Dude... it's all nice and funny now but it didn't feel that way back then... Now if this was to happen today, my reaction would be quite the opposite lol
 ChuckTheNut
Joined: 8/7/2005
Msg: 47
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:49:01 AM
I haven't been caught yet, but my ex-wife was doing it one night. I woke up during her quality time, turned to her and asked “can I give you a hand?” There is a little more this story but it might be too racy to post.

Well, it turned out be one of the best experiences of my life. She had a smile that couldn’t be removed with a chisel for several days.
 79dude
Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 48
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:52:05 AM
james - we all have regrets like that... its good you can laugh now

chuck - wow! did she take the whole hand? LOL
 ChuckTheNut
Joined: 8/7/2005
Msg: 49
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:52:36 AM
no, silly
 ChuckTheNut
Joined: 8/7/2005
Msg: 50
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:53:37 AM
lamo, having long fingers can be "handy"
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