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 ff601
Joined: 2/16/2006
Msg: 76
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Fantasyflavor, can I watch while you have the cam on?
 ceastwood
Joined: 2/15/2006
Msg: 77
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/11/2006 5:33:35 PM
what do you mean ,"when things were not as bad as they are now"...
 Ldygmr
Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 78
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/11/2006 7:57:23 PM
Only by people I wanted to catch me and they generally join in.
 Sin*ful
Joined: 3/4/2006
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Posted: 6/26/2006 8:55:22 PM
I have never been caught...the greek myth is do it till you need glasses..shoot i will do it till i go blind and then some...
 funrock1
Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 81
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/29/2006 7:55:38 PM
What is the best way for a lady to masterbate? What about a man?
 funrock1
Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 82
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Posted: 8/11/2006 4:17:34 PM
The best way for a lady to masterbate/a man is in the "69 position. "
 GREAT EXPERT 900
Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 83
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/22/2008 4:44:16 PM
i been caught twice, once by my nephew and another time by a guard while sitting on the toilet, when he caught me i tried to pretend i was taking a shit...lol both instances wwas sooo embarassing
 tgboytoy77
Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 84
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/22/2008 5:41:46 PM
man there are 2 kinds of liars in the world. Ones that say they don't and ones that say they quit
 Mr Bain
Joined: 12/6/2004
Msg: 85
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 3/2/2008 10:38:42 PM
I got caught masturbating when I was 18 right outside a beach party.

This girl who was going back to the party to get another drink saw me in the bushes and she screamed "What the f--k are you doing?"

I remember not saying anything at all, just putting my hand (my other hand) up, as if to try to calm her down.

The local bar called the cops and I was able to bounce before they arrived. That was one ugly vacation.
 phishkev
Joined: 9/19/2008
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Posted: 12/17/2008 9:53:58 AM
Exactly-catch me now I'm fallin'...what a nice way to wake up or retire-HEE!!!
 Cogie36
Joined: 10/23/2008
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Posted: 12/18/2008 7:15:19 AM
I have never been caught but caught one of my ex's in the bathroom .....when I barged in on him he had a deer in the headlights look and I said " can you get your****out of your hand for a minute so I can take a piss" it was hilarious
 catkin2007
Joined: 12/18/2007
Msg: 88
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Posted: 1/8/2009 6:24:33 PM
Yeap... My Ex came into the bathroom one night when I was soaking in the bubble bath... I was so engrossed in my moment, I didn't know it until he offered to help. That led to an incredible bubble bath ...
 ohio07
Joined: 12/27/2008
Msg: 89
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Posted: 1/17/2009 11:10:49 AM
Are you referring to people or pets? I mean what are they (pets) gonna know? HAHAHA
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 90
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Posted: 4/6/2009 10:22:57 AM

My boyfriend used to work for a trucking company so phone sex was almost nightly.


But of course.
 ~rain~
Joined: 6/9/2007
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Posted: 4/6/2009 10:28:42 AM
caught?

isnt "caught" only when you are doing something you arent suppose to be doing?

Masterbating is as natural as the leather on a gorgeous pair of Jimmy Choos

hmm...wait..umm.. im babbling!

 CurseOfMillhaven
Joined: 11/11/2008
Msg: 92
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 10:42:48 AM
My mom and dad were out of town but came home a day early. They walked in on me spanking it furiously to a pornp flick. The door opened behind me just as I was blasting off. I was like a deer in the headlights. I didn't know what to do or say so I just sat there, a fistful of vaseline. My mom had a frozen look of horror on her face, looking at me, then looking at the TV as the dude pulled it out of the woman's ass and went right for the mouth. She ran into the bathroom and started vomiting. My dad just shrugged and said "Now you've done it," shook his head and went out into the back yard to check after the dogs.

My mom then came back out with a copy of the will. She said "Look at this," and
she crossed my name off with black sharpie. She also said it's best if I move out. Then she looked down at the gooey handprint I just left on the table. "Right now."
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 93
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 11:42:29 AM

hmm...wait..umm.. im babbling!


Lol! Yes, you are, but it's cute, so don't ever change.
 SMaggs
Joined: 3/9/2009
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Posted: 4/6/2009 7:27:38 PM
I was caught by my sister, she said "You ****ing pervert, I'm going to tell Mom", but never did.
 streetmatetbay
Joined: 1/8/2009
Msg: 95
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Posted: 4/7/2009 8:33:50 AM
Hard to say I've ever been "caught" but I've certainly been seen.
 Redlance71
Joined: 2/2/2009
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Posted: 4/7/2009 11:53:29 PM
I masturbated in the car once. I suppose that was a cry for help. I wouldn't do it again though cause the cab driver got very mad at me. I told him I was sorry but all I saw was the no smoking sign.

I also got caught masturbating by my date's father. It got complicated because it was HER I was masturbating lol!
 Ender330
Joined: 4/23/2006
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Posted: 4/8/2009 12:06:03 AM
Yea everyday!

As if anyone could ever catch me...its called stealth man stealth!
 Redlance71
Joined: 2/2/2009
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Posted: 4/8/2009 12:55:54 AM
What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating? Your EARS!
 nakeddon
Joined: 7/26/2008
Msg: 99
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Posted: 6/2/2009 10:09:54 AM
i caught my old girlfriends daughter once.. she was about 16. I entered the house through the garage,and there she was on the couch with her eyes closed. she did'nt see me; so i went back outside and made alot of noise in the garage before entering the house. that way she had time to get it together before i came in. she never knew;so i didn't emberrass her. although, later in life when she was 18 she walked in as her mom was massaging my prostate and giving me a hand job. i looked up; and still dont know how long she was standing there.... watching. we still to this day never discuss either situation. better this way, i think. she's now 22; and hopefully has a more open mind..... oh; and i got caught once in dennys with my junk stuffed inside a rubber chicken. but all those poeple had no buisiness being there at 2 a.m. to spy on me anyway!!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 100
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:00:57 AM

Well...when I did masturbate, I never was caught. Now I don't do it so no chance of being caught


But, somebody's gotta do it! Are you, like, subbing that job out?!! LOL!! Hope you aren't employing any illegal aliens for that, when there are so many available US workers looking for something to do.
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