Notice: Forums will be shutdown by June 2019

To focus on better serving our members, we've decided to shut down the POF forums.

While regular posting is now disabled, you can continue to view all threads until the end of June 2019. Event Hosts can still create and promote events while we work on a new and improved event creation service for you.

Thank you!

Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
     
Show ALL Forums  > Sex and Dating  > Have you ever been caught Masturbating?      Home login  
 AUTHOR
 Baby Blue 09
Joined: 5/30/2009
Msg: 101
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Page 5 of 16    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
Well I never been caught but......WAIT! Let me make sure this door is locked!
 aSydneyMale
Joined: 5/16/2006
Msg: 102
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/11/2009 7:16:35 PM
It reminds me of the old joke: 'Honestly, your worship, I was just cleaning it and it went off!!' lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 103
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 10/19/2009 2:05:48 PM
^^^^^
Reminds me of that Stones song, The Spider and the Fly.
 aSydneyMale
Joined: 5/16/2006
Msg: 104
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 10/22/2009 10:19:11 PM
Sorry, but I just couldn't resist your handle 'St Nicholas'!

I remember hearing that Santa comes but once a year, and even that's down a chimney!
 CM1027
Joined: 4/16/2008
Msg: 105
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 11/3/2009 4:26:15 PM
When I was just out of college I had a girlfriend break up with me for it. It's a long story.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 106
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 11/14/2009 12:59:18 PM

I got caught by an older woman one time


Yikes!!!! Vice squad fer shur! LOL!! Older women have all that, like, authority!!
 BlueEyes1712
Joined: 4/24/2008
Msg: 107
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 11/14/2009 4:14:31 PM
No but one g/f encouraged me to do it when she wasent in the mood? go figure
 E_Squared817
Joined: 11/8/2009
Msg: 108
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/2/2009 10:54:13 AM
Some of the time, family members know if the door is locked shut, they figure out what I might be doing. Had a few close calls of someone walking in and I quickly pulled my pants up.

As for another thing, at work, I was talked to by security about jacking off in the bathrooms. I had to lie a bit to save myself, and say that I only did it twice and it was to relieve stress, which the latter isn't too much of a lie, since a few times, that was the case, or high adrenaline was another factor. But I was caught by someone who had been in the bathroom and might've heard some noises and someone saw me get out of the stall and ended up telling on me. I saved myself from getting fired, even though it wasn't the best way to go about it.
 breeheel
Joined: 9/7/2009
Msg: 109
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/2/2009 3:28:30 PM
How could I get caught.... i dont masturbate.heheheh well I wished i had got caught. But no..
 sonofabiscuit2
Joined: 4/6/2009
Msg: 110
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/7/2009 1:59:16 PM
I've only ever been caught by my ex-wife and she gave me grief about it. I have however walked in on my son once and I was completely embarrassed, but I later told him the next time he should probably lock the door or wait until nobody was around.
 mrnick30
Joined: 7/20/2009
Msg: 111
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/11/2010 8:11:45 PM
Yes I got "caught" I got walked in on by a female roommate.
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 112
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/11/2010 8:44:43 PM
I got caught a few times by GFs,
one was embarrassed and said don't do it too much as it can't be good for me hehe. nothing was ever said about it again except when she would be angry with me and called me a wanker.....:-(

A few years later another GF caught me beating furiously and choking my penis with the grip of the Boston strangler. I was lying naked legs spread , She was bemused and turned on, My eyes were shut and only after I blew did she say something. She saw most of the performance.
She stripped and sat on my face, then made me do a repeat performance but this time went in an massaged my prostate, Wawaweewawa!
then teased me again for two more "milkings" till I was shooting blanks.

She wanted to know how many times a guy comes before he is really empty,
This was the start of mutual masturbation sessions and light kink.

I caught her once too.. I can say we both were "not gentle" with our toys when wanking.

One night was the wildest after having watched a cult Japanese movie call "weather woman" All I can say is BINGO! Oh what a night.
 a_lonewolf
Joined: 5/21/2010
Msg: 113
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/11/2010 10:36:14 PM
Only once......... oh dammit, make that twice. My web cam is on
 matchlight
Joined: 1/31/2009
Msg: 114
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/12/2010 12:24:05 AM
No--but I "caught" a girlfriend I had in St. Louis in the act. I put that in quotes because she surprised me by doing it in her car in a parking lot, to put on a naughty show for me. I had a great view, and it was hot. It would have been hotter yet if I could have helped in the way I wanted to, but there were a few too many people around.
 mrnick30
Joined: 7/20/2009
Msg: 115
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/18/2011 10:30:48 PM
I got walked in ("caught") by a female friend while having phone sex with girlfriend back in the day when I was younger......I froze when it happen....
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 116
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/24/2011 9:51:53 AM
Not getting caught if they are participating!!.........

If one is comfortable with your other.....giving each other pleasure in many ways, should just come naturally.....and often enough that one should not need to take that on alone!!

cd........
 1234deleted1234
Joined: 10/8/2009
Msg: 117
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/24/2011 5:08:28 PM
Yeah, I wound up on the Google Earth Strange Pictures collection!

JK, that would be funny though....

I tried to get caught once, but it didn't work out.... so no, never caught!
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
Msg: 118
view profile
History
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/17/2011 5:35:34 PM
This morning he groaned in my ear. Last time he purred and told me it was damned sexy.
 ted61
Joined: 2/12/2009
Msg: 119
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/18/2011 8:58:53 AM
Never got caught masturbating? Why you sneaky rascal!
 Inexperience
Joined: 6/15/2011
Msg: 120
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/18/2011 7:05:15 PM
I almost got caught once and ever since I've locked my door.
 letsturnitbackon
Joined: 3/31/2007
Msg: 121
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/18/2011 7:14:10 PM
Guess you had a good hiding place...
 jennink26
Joined: 3/11/2012
Msg: 122
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 5/17/2012 9:50:24 PM
Well I wouldn't call it getting caught so much as being heard. My apartment isn't huge and my roommate has heard me before. The reason I know he heard was because a minute after I had finished. He was knocking on my door asking "are u done yet?!?" (my roommate is gay, just for clarification). I was mortified to say the least and a bit annoyed. Only reason he asked was because he was bored and wanted someone to go to the store with. Now when he asks, I yell " No b*tch" lol He is a nosy f*cker.

Edit: He also walked in on me and an ex bf of mine one time and only once. We have a jack and jill bathroom. He did it on purpose because I had taken the lock off the day before because we were moving and he saw me do it. So he walked in and acted like he didn't know what we were doing (yea right). And stood there for a good 30 seconds. My bf at the time got up and face palmed him and pushed him back through the open door and slammed it shut.
 Rexrugsnrocknroll
Joined: 4/21/2012
Msg: 123
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 5/17/2012 11:03:32 PM
i never got caught but i have two ex gfs that would ask me to do it in front of them while they were driving
 RachelleK35
Joined: 10/5/2011
Msg: 124
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/2/2012 7:38:26 PM
I got caught masturbating, I was so embarrassed.
 turnitupman
Joined: 1/14/2010
Msg: 125
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/2/2012 8:11:30 PM
Erm, I grew up in a house where people never knock when the door is shut. This is a nice way of saying that it's happened many, many horribly humiliating times.
Show ALL Forums  > Sex and Dating  > Have you ever been caught Masturbating?