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 BigBee77
Joined: 4/14/2009
Msg: 24
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Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
 BigBee77
Joined: 4/14/2009
Msg: 26
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Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 10/2/2011 8:51:37 PM
Yo mama so stupid when I said it was chilly outside, she went and got a spoon.
 ThatClassicRomance
Joined: 5/1/2011
Msg: 28
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Posted: 10/5/2011 10:23:16 PM
I created these a long time ago:
Yo mama is so nasty even Mike Rowe won't touch her.

Yo mama gets around so much that she has more friends then Tom on Myspace.

I saw yo moma on the internet the other day, but I like her better fully clothed.
 HalftimeDad
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 29
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 10/7/2011 8:32:34 PM
Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat put her in the House of Pancakes.
 wotttacatch
Joined: 6/20/2011
Msg: 30
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Posted: 10/8/2011 11:16:03 AM
Yo Mama so fat.....She went to the doctor because of a terminal skin disease...And he gave her 30 years to live
 wotttacatch
Joined: 6/20/2011
Msg: 31
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 10/9/2011 6:50:38 PM
Yo Mama so fat....She went missing for two months...So they put her face on four side of the milk carton
 omahasouthpaw
Joined: 1/3/2012
Msg: 33
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Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 4/29/2012 8:53:27 PM
yo mama has a glass leg and uses windex for lotion
 ShelbySask4friend1
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 37
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 9/2/2012 2:27:24 AM
Yo mama looks so familiar, I may be your father...
 Demaris81
Joined: 3/7/2012
Msg: 38
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 9/2/2012 6:19:55 PM
Yo mama so ugly, I press her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
 Demaris81
Joined: 3/7/2012
Msg: 39
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Posted: 9/2/2012 6:26:42 PM
Yo mama don't have arms, but she always trying to throw parties.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked out a window and got a ticket for mooning.

Yo mama breath so stank, all she do is talk shit.
:D
 Goldencore
Joined: 8/26/2012
Msg: 41
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Posted: 9/6/2012 5:05:06 AM
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house, she walked out with a job application and references.

Ok, I win!
 dsl1962
Joined: 4/26/2012
Msg: 43
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 9/15/2012 3:14:40 PM
yo mama so ugly, Chuck Norris got a picture of her under his "this property protected by" sign
 Joshwascott
Joined: 12/28/2010
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Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 10/1/2012 5:27:43 PM
Thought this up watching the show "Yo Mama!" Two parter so it would be hard to deliver in person though, especially to a MTV aged crowd.

You so dumb 'n ugly and yo Mama is so bat sh't crazy... you thought the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest was yo Mama raising the ugly stick over her head again.

*raise hands in self defense*

"Aw, nah Ma! Please not again!"
 ShelbySask4friend1
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 50
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 10/3/2012 3:35:57 AM
Yo Mama is so desperate, I just found her profile on POF...^^^I have herd that joke many times,lol...
 Joshwascott
Joined: 12/28/2010
Msg: 51
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Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 1/6/2013 10:23:59 AM
Couple decent ones I found on Craiglist, didn't know they had a forum dedicated to these types of jokes.
Your momz so fat, when she puts on her BVDs, it then says BOULEVARD.
You mama so fat and ugly, they put her picture on a box of ex-lax and sold it empty.
Yo mama so stupiD, that she took the pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
 weedy22
Joined: 5/16/2012
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Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 1/6/2013 1:35:48 PM
Ya momma so fat that when she weights her scrap medal they ask her to get out the truck
 BrianH1980
Joined: 4/1/2012
Msg: 54
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 1/12/2013 4:16:10 PM
Yo mama is so stupid she thought that a youtube video was sick just because it went viral.
 ShelbySask4friend1
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 55
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Posted: 1/14/2013 1:10:03 AM
Yo Momma so old and decrepit, when she was a kid, rainbows were black and white...
 reuseme
Joined: 9/15/2012
Msg: 57
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 1/15/2013 12:41:33 AM
Yo mamas so fat she makes the radio skip
I called yo mama a two bit whore and she hit me with a sack of quarters
 Joshwascott
Joined: 12/28/2010
Msg: 58
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Posted: 1/15/2013 1:46:09 AM
Hahh, I like that last one. Might be lost on some, but all those ladies dressing up as rosey rivet these days would like it. Should try it at roller-derby night :) Either get slapped in a friendly manner or perhaps roll home with the girl that night.
 JayneDoe40
Joined: 8/23/2012
Msg: 59
Yo Mama Jokes?
Posted: 1/16/2013 3:08:21 AM
Yo Mama's so ugly she's only been married ONCE. hahaha
 neverlikedtherain
Joined: 8/21/2012
Msg: 60
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Posted: 1/23/2013 11:21:01 PM
Yo Mama's so fat, I pictured her in my mind and my neck broke
 sauceh
Joined: 11/4/2012
Msg: 61
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Posted: 1/28/2013 10:21:08 AM
yo mommas so stupid.. when she got a message from markus on pof she tried hitting on him lol
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