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 PosterChild4Ugly
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“Hold me knife”, (Brutus to Caesar).
“Oh, my …That’s gonna scar!”
… I’ll stick it in thrice …
… That ain’t so nice!
No, but it’ll read well in the memoir.
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Posted: 2/17/2010 1:31:57 AM
I bought me a new Chevrolet!
But your wife! What’d SHE say?
… she don’t know yet
… but won’t be upset
I’ll tell her it’s on “lay-away”.
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Posted: 2/17/2010 1:36:35 AM
Dear me, how do you spell: “pooh” …
Is it with double “o” … or a “u”?
… it matters not
… ‘cuz what I’ve got
Is dog sh*t here on my shoe!
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Posted: 2/17/2010 1:37:23 AM
Oh no! Not again, it’s me zipper!
It’s painfully caught onto my “dipper”
… I’d give half a crown
… to NOT pull it down
‘Cuz when I do … I’m … Jack the Ripper!!
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Posted: 2/17/2010 1:37:57 AM
A limericks’ rhyme ‘n rhythm
Is prob’ly some “ity” or “skisem”
… but we care not
… for it’s our lot
Ta’ write ‘em with optimism
 Molly Maude
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Posted: 2/17/2010 1:33:59 PM
There was a young maid who said, "Why,
Can't I look in my ear with my eye?
--- If I put my mind to it,
--- I'm sure I can do it.
You never can tell till you try."



(blonde joke)
 Molly Maude
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Posted: 2/17/2010 1:35:43 PM
There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
--- He awoke in the night
--- In a terrible fright,
And found it was perfectly true!

there's one about a marshmellow but I can't think how it goes!
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Posted: 2/20/2010 8:44:08 PM
“T’is a lovely night says Cy
With not a cloud in the sky…”
- Hey! Clouds are there
- Just everywhere
But, mate, ye’ must open ye eye!
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Posted: 2/20/2010 8:45:04 PM
She: “Did ye’ say I was fat?”
He: “NO! I didn’t say THAT!
- but big ye’ DO be
- as we can all see
Ta’ bathe ye must use a beer VAT!”
 Molly Maude
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Posted: 2/22/2010 3:31:31 PM
1st lymerick I learned while still in elementary school ...

there was a small child in Quebeck
who was standing in snow to his neck

--- when asked, "are you friz?"
--- he replied, "yes, I is!"

but we don't call this "cold" in Quebeck!



 Molly Maude
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Posted: 2/26/2010 2:51:01 PM
There was a young lady of Lynn
Who was so uncommonly thin
--- That when she essayed
--- To drink lemonade
She slipped though the straw and fell in
 Molly Maude
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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:47:28 AM
this is one of my favorites ... and probably the last I'll post!

A decrepit old gas man named Peter
While hunting around for the meter
--- Touched a leak with his light
--- He arose out of sight
And, as anyone can see by reading this, he also destroyed the meter!


thank God I amuse myself!!!
 PosterChild4Ugly
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Posted: 3/11/2010 12:10:31 PM
While huntin’ Ol’ Mac got the urge
His bladder of liquid to purge
… a fence was electric
… the shock catastrophic
He didn’t survive the strong surge
 Molly Maude
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Posted: 3/19/2010 2:01:21 PM
dedicated to all the Plenty of Fishers ...

this economy certainly sucks!
creativity's needed for bucks!
-- with all that we try
-- we barely squeak by
and romance is only by luck!

here's to all the creative PoFers ...
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