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 iluvfunstuff
Joined: 10/26/2011
Msg: 151
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Happy Halloween!
 iluvfunstuff
Joined: 10/26/2011
Msg: 152
Drive By
Posted: 10/31/2011 7:50:22 PM
phantom poet
wouldn't you know it
cussing out a picture
filing in the tincture
with some black walnut juice
to make it go right
bury it six knots underneath
corded wood
iron wood twists
and creates a fabulous rune
of sorts
to make something work
on this sacred night
when spells are in place
to rid burdens
forever more
and I will walk out the door
like a fvcking
phantom...
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 153
Trick or Treat?
Posted: 11/2/2011 6:13:30 PM
Where were you when I was trick or treating?
Were you hiding in the graveyard in bare feet?
Were you laying naked with robe open to the moon?
Would I lay down with the dead for a fvcking treat?
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 154
Hmmm.....
Posted: 11/2/2011 6:14:31 PM
There's a voice that cries out in pain
There's a voice that cries out in sorrow
There's a voice that cries out in prayer
There's a voice that cries for tomorrow
(But only if you hear such things)

There's a sound of hate
There's a sound of reason
There's a sound of faith
There's a sound in all seasons
(But only if you see such things)

There's a picture of you
There's a picture on tv
There's a picture of me
There's a picture of reality
(But only through your eyes)

There's a stinking liar hanging around
There's a stinking greed in the air
There's a stinking mirror of vanities
There's a stinking ignorance everywhere
(But only if you care)

I am tired
Will finish later
Or
Someone finish for me
(But only if your not a privk)
 iluvfunstuff
Joined: 10/26/2011
Msg: 155
Hmmm.....
Posted: 11/3/2011 10:44:19 AM
since I can't concentrate
I guess I'll participate
in a little poetic masturbation
with you

I am by far the biggest prick
when I feel the undying need to itch
scornful tracks that bring me to my knees
I see
something dark and disturbing
want to share it with you
gets me to thinking
about skies so blue
and covered in rain

this cold weather is driving me insane
and I really need to write my paper...
procrastination isn't even the word for
the state I'm in

help me friend
fvck me til I sleep.
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 156
Hmmm.....
Posted: 11/3/2011 2:02:01 PM
That would do it for me too
The best comes without reason
I think
Can't remember really
What a good fvck was like
Seemed to improve my attitude
How bout you?
What's it like?
 iluvfunstuff
Joined: 10/26/2011
Msg: 157
Hmmm.....
Posted: 11/3/2011 2:07:10 PM
a good **** is like rain on a parched desert
ideas bloom and relaxation ensues

people melt into little pallets of color
and paint vivid images across naked canvas

they taste one another with fevered lips
and trembling hands...

I think, anyways.

I really can't recall...

for the time being
here's some tranny porn

she's hot.

http://www.freeporn.com/video/22960/gorgeous-tranny-gets-****-banged
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 158
Hmmm.....
Posted: 11/3/2011 2:34:18 PM
hahahahaha
you sick puppy
don't you have anything better to do
than to fvck with mans sexuality

Once a dog licked my ass
When I was screwing his owner
Most people would think that's kinky
But she liked the bigger boner

Go figure





 iluvfunstuff
Joined: 10/26/2011
Msg: 159
Hmmm.....
Posted: 11/3/2011 2:58:05 PM
creative outlets make things wonder which way to go
you are a ****ing distraction and I love you
but please
either put a skirt on
or get out of my car
you are spilling tears
all over my leather seat...
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 160
It'a Wonderful Life
Posted: 11/10/2011 9:20:07 PM
She is my mistress
My secret addiction
She causes no stress
As I try to function

Nobody knows my true lover
I sneak her like a nap
I tell no one about her
I keep her under wraps

As I mix in the dayly crowd
I listen to the soft and loud
I often wonder about some of you all
Who creep and crawl and pretend to be tall

Yeah you have already fallen
For some ideal like religion
But if it makes you a better person
I got nothin' against your prison

But for me and my trials
A pill helps me smile
A joint helps me laugh
And God has known it all the while

burb
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 161
Memories
Posted: 11/18/2011 6:03:25 PM
I used to write under another name
Kind of a self expose'
For I had no idea
That I cared about poetry
See I did it for some girl
My gigs were on other rags
But I got bushwhacked by a moderator
And a couple of Pof fags
So I laid low in poetry
A world so foreign to me
I wrote a lot of simple shyt
Trying to get a feel for it
There didn't seem to be a lot of moderators about
And you could write anything from your heart
Break all the rules
And call it art
But the gestapo came around
Influenced by a few
Started restricting speech
Wanted us to moo
So everybody left
Or got kicked off
That's the rules
On POF

But it's all changed now
We are only a few
Moo moo
Moo moo
 cesska
Joined: 11/7/2011
Msg: 162
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History
Memories
Posted: 11/18/2011 8:07:07 PM
I write cause I read
when blocked, read
by the way that works on the toilet too
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 163
On the Loo
Posted: 11/28/2011 3:35:59 PM
Isn't that the truth...hehe Thanks Cesska.

On the Loo

Give me your pain
Share me your sorrow
I may not be the perfect lover
But I'll be the same tomorrow

It's your voice I crave

Ought, I heard that romance
Is only for the young at heart
I looked at the wall and rocked in my chair
And it all became clear, I thought
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 164
Middle Of the Day
Posted: 12/6/2011 1:27:04 PM
I stopped what I was doing
In no apparent way
Tired of what i was doing
In the middle of the day

What have I conjured up now
To chase some measly dollar
I look all around
No work to be found
So I'm back on the hustle
I've tightened my collar

I worked on the snowblower
I bought a couple extra shovels
The snow is about to blow
This ol dog can't lay low
And I know that only work
Can solve all my troubles


But God has given me plenty
Good health he has rained
This ol boy has tested his blessing to the limits
And I am not without pain
I'm a just wondering while I take this break
I wish I was playing cards in Durban*

*Plagiarized from Bird On The Wire

 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 165
Christmas
Posted: 12/9/2011 5:19:04 PM
As the days hurry to darkness
Here we are sis
Approaching another Christmas
But there is something I miss

I miss the feeling of family
Sitting around the tree
I miss the North Star
The wise men followed
Just where are
Those times of old
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 166
Cigerrettes in bed
Posted: 2/21/2012 9:04:54 AM
you said you were going my way
but when you came around you left
only to go back to him
and you call everyday
to bytch and complain
of this noose of a life
he makes you play
you only stay
because he pays
and you think you can change
into a mindless drone
a Barbie doll
but that's not what you are
your a whore to cigerettes
and you ain't going to quit
but i can only listen for so long
so i cut you off
a week went by
and then two
and then you called last night
a nervous wreck
said you can't sleep
can't think
can't get anything done
So sorry I said
That the barbie doll thing ain't working
Told you to fvk all that
and be the good whore
who is so complete
Goodnight, thanks for the call
I can whack off again
on my cigarette holy bed
 CountryCowgirl9
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 167
Cigerrettes in bed
Posted: 2/23/2012 8:15:29 AM
when he writes of another lover
it causes the hair on my neck to stand
when he writes of a perfect azz
it causes me to put my head in my hands
and I don't cry
no, not anymore
I don't care
no, not anymore

Sometimes I feel his essence against my skin
'and my weary face is plastered with a sweet sounding grin
I pick up every chord he writes
and tuck it into my heart
but he's just a rambling gambling man
and I will never hold his heart

I used to care
long ago
but I just don't cry
anymore

It's a constant tear stuck in the back of my throat
I wrestle up demonic spirits and on them I choke
he laughs at me
and calls me crazy
but no one will have
a more perfect ass for him
and he just can't go
with any other girl
for when he does
it just fvcks up my world...

but I don't cry
like I used to
I just stay in tears
inside
no one sees
foolish pride
because I cry
but it's no longer on the outside
and I hate him so bad
I want him to die
just so I can breathe
I haven't breathed in so long
he is my song
and my breath
this awful feeling in my chest
but no,
i don't cry anymore
not like I used to
I stay in a tearful state
just reminiscing on you

where
did
you
go?
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 168
Cigerrettes in bed
Posted: 2/23/2012 10:44:02 AM
It's a ditto of an afternoon
that I know to well
I don't know how to cry
but I do know how to get high
Thanks Sarah for your thoughts
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 169
What a fucked up day
Posted: 2/25/2012 5:39:39 PM
All night looking at the clock
In a dreamy state
I knew I'd have to friggin get up
at five
Lake effect snow warning
6 to 10 inches of snow
And I got to get up
Load my snowblower in the cold
Strap it down
Lock it on the hitch
Broom off the snow
While the engine warming up
My bones take a friggin hour to warm up
I got to have my coffee cup
I got to have my coffee cup
My daily pain pill
My teeth glued in place
Face another day
6 am rolls around
the living room finally feels warm from the woodstove
The flakes are falling so hard
My wipers are slushing up
3o miles to go
on unplowed country roads
trying to make a living
in this great recession
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 170
Its all in a song
Posted: 2/28/2012 6:04:25 PM
i remember you
inside
that hidden hole
where desire hides
And all the worlds glory
is but a bridge
to your love
and the stars of heaven


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMKkCBOM7_4
 CountryCowgirl9
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 171
Its all in a song
Posted: 2/28/2012 8:08:25 PM
do you remember
when we were in love?
how we chased youtube songs
from forgotten lines
where is
mi
amor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxT-FgSHJXQ
 CountryCowgirl9
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 172
Its all in a song
Posted: 3/12/2012 10:23:22 PM
are you here
were you ever there
and did I see you on the ledge of something
did I see you fall down into the sky
did I see you forget to cry

whatever
 CountryCowgirl9
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 173
Its all in a song
Posted: 3/12/2012 10:26:32 PM
started on the wrong note
it turned into a fabulous mistake
you never saw me crying
and didn't know I refuse to break

wanna watch me
walking freely
over stars
under water
and beyond the blue

i was going to write a poem for you
but I forgot to blink
so the tears have clouded my eyes
I can't see
and I'm happy to be blind.
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 174
Its all in a song
Posted: 3/16/2012 8:07:44 PM
Someday when I am guiding on the river
If that ever comes again
I am going to take this laptop
And all these poems and throw them in
That is just a crock of bull
What ever that means
The only crock I've seen had pickles in it
That was at the liquor store
I did see a crock
With Siamese twins
At the county fair
That was really wierd
Baby's in a bottle for 25 cents
Not something you see every day
Everything at the county fair was wierd
Greasy hillbillies spending all their paycheck
Trying to dunk the clown
Who is belittling their manhood
And a riot breaks out
Meanwhile back at the colored square game
I got 9 cartons of cigarettes stacked up
And they are giving away free packs of smokes
To anybody that goes to the demolition derby
Everybody is sick with sugar rushes
And the Ferris wheel operator
Goes nuts at some city girl
And locks the lever down
They locked him up for 2 years
At the hospital up on the hill
He bought us booze when we found
him sleeping under the bridge downtown
And he opened two cases of beer
With his mouth
As we drove around drinking
Out in the country
We had the windows rolled down
Cause ol Henry was stinky
Henry was his name
Carny crazy was his game
 TheLawnmowerMan
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 175
"I'm Going to Manpower on Monday"
Posted: 3/16/2012 8:39:58 PM
"I'm goin to Manpower on Monday"
Thats what I heard him say
Three years ago this Tuesday
He must have lost his way

Between the boose and the vicoden
All day in front of the TV
Oxycotin and broken windows
Can't even afford bankruptcy

He wants to borrow some money
Says he'll pay it back
He's goin to Manpower this Monday
He must be smokin crack

His house is full of cats
And one has kittens on the way
He's a Jehovah's Witness
Who believes in Judgement Day

He has escaped six foreclosures
Obama has lowered his interest rate
The banks used to garnish his wages
But he ate everything off the plate

He is a master of laziness
Says he's got a bad back
He got some good drugs at the clinic
Now he laying in the sack

I stopped by last Tuesday
He needed a ride to the store
They took his license away
Had something to do with liqueur

In school they voted him president
Most likely to succeed
Everything came so easy
Now he is way past need

He used up all his favors
He is living on his knees
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