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 BentonHarbor
Joined: 3/2/2010
Msg: 84
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Yes "Mtnilover, I am the "Anti Oral Girl". This " anti oral" issue should have nothing to do with this, unless you older guys can't perform without UGH oral. I have bad luck of experience with older men, and men of all ages..... I had bad experiences with all men who were not involved with me in a REAL, CARING , ROMANTIC, REAL SEXUALLY FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP.


Degrees of "analness" seem to come more and more apparent after a bit don't they? Bad experiences abound yet what's that oft used, tried and true reply to such a thing as "all of y'all...." ?? Oh yeah---the only common element is YOU!

Maybe being anti-oral is okay with some but the attitude associated with it might be the real turn off. Maybe those of us who don't feel sex in general is a wonderful thing, that it is or is not this or that based upon something not pertinent in the here and now live with these sorts of rules and conditions for themselves. Maybe 45, 50 or more years ago such "thinking" would be quite normal----these days not so much.

So did the OP ever get a peek at the older guys junk or not? Geesh I don't wanna wade back through all this again!!
 YZ_Guy
Joined: 1/22/2010
Msg: 85
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 7:38:25 AM
This is definitely going down as one of the top 10 funniest posts I've ever read. Thanks ya'll fer making just laugh my arse off!!!!!
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 86
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 7:51:28 AM

This is definitely going down as one of the top 10 funniest posts I've ever read. Thanks ya'll fer making just laugh my arse off!!!!!


Funny someone else here said the same thing....we probably could have more fun here, but there are certain limitations here that might prevent post of the fun nature from popping up as much....read into that what you will.

Maybe if it were things were just a bit different, we could more fun, instead of bickering so much...lol

Oh geez, the powers to be are going to be mad at me now...lol
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 87
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 8:01:09 AM
^^^^I guess I need to figure out what sounds like a real question, but with a content that should bring forth the funny comments...

Lets see....I could wait a while and post I'm contemplating dating a woman who is much older....she wants to wait to have sex because the dentures she is having made for her vagina aren't ready yet....are older women into anal?

Noooooo, that will start a riot for sure.....lol.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 88
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 9:35:53 AM
^^^^^^ But, first you'd need a good look at her volvo, and older women are kinda bashful about displaying their wares. Streaking, fun as it was, kinda flashed in the pan. Now it's just the occasional drunk guy at a baseball game. Lol
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 7/28/2009
Msg: 89
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 6:07:56 PM
OMG JYD! I found my first gray pube like two weeks ago at my lovers house when shaving and had a cow! I felt so old. All he did was laugh his butt off cause he's older and all gray already. Now in retrospect it's a hoot!
Sex with my older man~ flippin' rockin' awesome!
 *pisceseyes
Joined: 9/30/2009
Msg: 90
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 6:08:42 PM
Hmmm.. good question JYD.

I think my house is haunted with an old penis missing his long lost love...I think Im gonna call that lil woman Tangina from poltergiest

"Cross over penises. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light"

This house is clean...
 *mandrake*
Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 91
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 6:24:12 PM
I guess I can speak as an "older" man...an elder statesman, an old codger, or more politically correct, an aged citizen!

"some" older men have learned patience in life. Taking the time to savour the senses, knowing how important touch is to pleasure. Sex/lovemaking does not require urgency. It's a slow, methodical build up, bringing all the senses to life, exploring all the private melodies of the moment.

As far as penises go, they all look the same when not in a state of arousal. But, let me remind you, if the two people involved, are looking in each others eyes, you will not be noticing wrinkles. You will only be anticipating what's next.
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 7/28/2009
Msg: 92
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/14/2010 9:31:03 PM
My daughters are going to read that and the next thing you know my inbox on another site (our fav) will be filled with 100 questions from everyone I know~
Stop it stop it stop it~ Dont ask your Mom
 IPSCdude
Joined: 3/25/2008
Msg: 93
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Posted: 3/15/2010 12:57:42 AM
Sweetie:

You know you want to jump this man's bones. Since you have a lot in common, I suspect you're thinking about more than just sex. Go for it, my dear, and do so with an open mind.

If he does blow your mind, you'll have a lot more to think about and decide. And I suspect that's what's really on your mind. You're probably thinking, "What am I going to do if the penis looks good and the sex is off the chain?"

A little advice from an older man: Life is not a dress rehearsal. Carpe diem.
 ICMUD
Joined: 11/2/2009
Msg: 94
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Posted: 3/15/2010 2:01:32 AM

Cat*Eyes said: Yes "Mtnilover, I am the "Anti Oral Girl". This " anti oral" issue should have nothing to do with this, unless you older guys can't perform without UGH oral. I have bad luck of experience with older men, and men of all ages..... I had bad experiences with all men who were not involved with me in a REAL, CARING , ROMANTIC, REAL SEXUALLY FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP.


cant be to fulfilling if you cant get a man hard?
and oral is fulfilling for a man, so no oral means not REAL, CARING , ROMANTIC, REAL SEXUALLY FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP yet deprived
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 95
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/15/2010 3:43:16 AM

Is the penis invincible


There is no more vulnerable part on any man, not even Achilles, than his dyk. imho


I think my house is haunted


LMAO!! Never occurred to me that my dyk would survive me, though it does have a more youthful look, perhaps make a claim on my remaining estate, get my jeep. My will, like every will I ever wrote or saw, is silent on this subject. But that Poltergeist allusion? The old guy in that movie frightened ME, lol, waaaayy more scary than even Count Drakul, a reknowned survivor, the whole of him. Lol
But if there's some intended slam on aging dyks in that "cleansing" your house concept, well, no soup for you!!
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 96
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/15/2010 4:49:30 AM
^^^^^^ the worse case of wrinkled looking dongs....are the tribes who tie rocks to theirs at a young age....

When they reach a certain age, they get to remove the rock....some say, after this it looks like a coiled spring....

 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 7/28/2009
Msg: 97
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/15/2010 3:11:08 PM
Well at least men get to keep something that looks the same!
Women? What do we get? It's discrimination I tell you......
I protest, even Father Time is a guy. Thats it.
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 98
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/15/2010 8:23:32 PM
^^^^^thats hard to say...too check this out we would need a flashlight and a mirror.....and take a look inside...lol...

Hey, ya'll get to cover it in make up...we can't.
 *pisceseyes
Joined: 9/30/2009
Msg: 99
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/16/2010 3:39:23 PM

But if there's some intended slam on aging dyks in that "cleansing" your house concept, well, no soup for you!!




Would that be pea soup....a possessed penis?

lol, why I would nevvvver slam the penis's!

now the other way around.... hmmm
 ohthereugo
Joined: 2/12/2008
Msg: 100
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/17/2010 1:59:22 AM
When i reach 53 i will send you a pic of mine .

You could go on a date and ask him if you can have a look .
 eattoplease
Joined: 12/31/2009
Msg: 101
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/17/2010 3:55:33 AM
Youve gotta be wanting for attention....or just plain goofy....but if your serious..look at pictures...that is if you can see and as for sex with an older guy...Ive been told by younger its great because of the attention I put into giving her pleasure compared to their younger co-parts....
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 7/28/2009
Msg: 102
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/17/2010 7:07:57 PM
It was a joke, you know... Ha ha ha...

Like the soup thing was from the soup nazi on Seinfeld...

man, get a sense of humor dude, everyone that posts regularly knows I love men!
(it's that chick on the broom again watching for falling houses...)
 abelian
Joined: 1/12/2008
Msg: 103
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/26/2010 6:17:22 AM
Sex with an older man should be great if he is properly prepared. As an older man, this is what I do:

(1) An hour or so before sex, I have my nurse wake me up from my nap and give me 5 viagra and 3 cialias tablets before she bathes me.
(2) After my bath, she helps me use my walker to get to the bedroom and into bed where she attaches my iPud Erectomatic, connects me up to the ecg and gets me ready for cowgirl position.
(3) She'll ask your preference for erection angle and degree of firmness and set my iPud to accomodate you.
(4) When you're ready for missionary, I just grab the triangle hanging from the ceiling and turrn myself over.
(5) Since my eyesight is failing, my nurse grabs my butt cheecks and guides me in so I don't try to copulate with your navel. Then she just squezes my butt cheeks and moves me up and down. (Squeezing helps with falatulence.)
(6) When I'm ready to cum, she sends me an electrical jolt through the iPud.
(7) When I cum and my ecg flatlines, she rolls me over, puts my oxygen mask on and uses the electrical paddles until she see's a rythm on the ecg. She rarely has needed to call 911 for additional help with this.
(8) In only two weeks, I'm ready for round two, but I'm allowed to have visitors during that time.

So far, the only disadvantage is that because of the oxygen bottle in the room, smoking after sex is a bit risky.
 zangie
Joined: 5/30/2007
Msg: 104
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Posted: 3/26/2010 8:45:05 AM
^^^^OMG Abelian..too funny...lol...
 SynergySeven
Joined: 9/16/2007
Msg: 105
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/26/2010 8:56:30 AM
Haha....lol...I am not sure honestly. I'm not ready to find out yet either!

The idea has always creeped me out until I get to be older and so does he.

I don't think you sound immature either, so don't listen to all of that.

You sound like you have a legitimate curiosity and concern, as I would too if I were in your shoes.

I hope if you decide to do this, it turns out pleasant for both of you.

Sorry I can't be of more help...lol.
 Cat*Eyes
Joined: 9/13/2006
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Posted: 3/27/2010 3:18:05 AM
To all you people bashing me for being the "anti oral girl" which I proudly am:
Oral is not the subject here, and you are not to bash people here for their opinions.
In defense of myself, It is not because I don't do oral that my last older man experience was useless.
I went out with this now age 57 year old man August 2009, when he was 56. He looked good, slim and fit and treated me to 3 wonderful dates and we got along fine. Here is the sex part of this true story. He came without me or himself touching him, not on me, ugh, or in me which I would like. He did not touch me or do anything to turn me on. He did eventually get in me, but he kept complaining,he "can't get off unless he has it all the way in. In where, my cervix?

Here is the really funny true punch line to keep this thread being funny: He said "he can't come unless he is all the way in", but I will remind all of you, he already came before being in and without any type of touch.:
 Cat*Eyes
Joined: 9/13/2006
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Posted: 3/27/2010 3:47:50 AM
To you people making fun of the OP. No question is dumb. It just indicates a OP does not know the answer and is asking for answers.
 BentonHarbor
Joined: 3/2/2010
Msg: 108
How is sex with an older man?
Posted: 3/27/2010 4:05:04 AM
Some folks here don't seem to understand taking a strong point in any direction on any topic with result in quite a lot of disagreement and what you're calling bashing. To further attempt to explain your own reasons with some little story is just as useless because at that point no one cares any longer.

The louder and more often a "defense" is offered the more criticsm is returned----its not necessarily the person being bashed but that incessant need to explain things. State your opinions and thoughts, reply to those with legitimate questions or comments then move along----its really no more complicated than that.

Maybe ask yourself if inserting an off topic about being "anti-oral" is the best thought out bit you can contribute to the thread. It seems the need to keep this fact about you is more your doing than anything. You stop first and interestingly enough so will all the replies and follow up comments, snarky or otherwise.

Think of it as a drive by shooting----fire off a comment then leave the area ASAP. Let those who remain deal with it just don't return thinking you'll take just one more shot----always backfires!
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