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 Pilose_Wink
Joined: 11/2/2010
Msg: 72
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Met a woman who said she was 5’10”, (she was 6’2”) and admitted lying and asked if I would have met her if I knew she was as tall as I was? We went for coffee and a walk in the park, got a kiss next to the gate near a wall where she grabbed my crotch, pushed me against the wall and said “you’ll do nicely!”. I was flattered for a moment, and then I got rather disgusted as the song Lola ran through my head! We didn’t have a second date.

Then there was the pictureless one I met who said she was average height and weight, she was 5' tall and just as wide! There was no second date there either!

Those were my first two online dates, I adapted and learned quickly!
 CynthiaSMW
Joined: 9/20/2010
Msg: 73
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Posted: 12/27/2010 8:43:41 PM
I wanted to learn ballroom dancing so was actually excited for a first meet with a guy I met through a different site - we were going to take a dance class together and then stay for the social dance. When I got there he was with someone else and I got stuck dancing with the female instructor during the class. Fortunately a couple guys (I think they were also instructors or 'regulars') took pity on me during the social dance. The guy who was supposed to be my date didn't dance with me even once during the night. That's ok though, he'd lied about his height
 CynthiaSMW
Joined: 9/20/2010
Msg: 74
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Posted: 12/27/2010 8:51:09 PM
Almost forgot about the other guy! We'd emailed for a couple weeks before we could get a chance to meet. I'd seen one picture of him (not so attractive but I thought maybe just not photogenic). He was so good, though, 'on paper' that I agreed to lunch at a nice restaurant (normally I don't want to be trapped like that for a first meet). When he showed up I realized that the photo was actually too good. He actually drooled, constantly, and then tried to slurp it back in. That was even harder to sit through than the guy who was so boring I almost fell asleep.
 JRodriguez81
Joined: 2/24/2010
Msg: 76
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Posted: 12/28/2010 4:18:44 PM
"I dont know...if a woman suddenly felt the need to kick me in the balls just to "see if it could bring down a man"....then I could see myself punching her in the chest, just to see if it floors a woman."

Next time you have any questions as to WHY women don't want to date you more than once or a couple of times the most as in the last thread you started.
Or why your best buddie decided to "dump" you over his GF
and the best one of your recent posts yet, Why do women don't ask YOU out?

Just read ANY of your posts here

You sound like you just finished a Mel Gibson seminar in how to treat women
and you graduated with honors

Anger management comes to mind

I doubt there are many women out there who would want to go out on a date to hear
they might get punched in the chest if the opportunity arises

I can see how a date can get pretty weird fast with someone who has a short fuse

These forums are great
Coffe- $3.50
Avoiding a bad/weird date -priceless



Here is something I tend to use alot when I post on these forums:

sar·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.


Also, alot of my posts are "Tongue in cheek" which means:
adj.
Meant or expressed ironically or facetiously.


I like to joke alot.


Now relax, before your head explodes.
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 77
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Posted: 12/28/2010 4:40:51 PM
Here is something women you want to date on this dating web-site don't know:

You use:
·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

You might be the nicest guy in person BUT
To someone who doesn't know you, you come across as an angry guy
When You call women "broads" and 'chicks' on your posts it doesn't help you either, you see now?
And then you come here and ask people why would women go out with you once or twice and then dissapear? You remember asking that to people YOU DON'T KNOW in a thread, you started, right??

Women are not big fans of tongue in cheek comments, your dates are not your buddies, but according to you, not even they stick around to experience your kind of personality, I know you think is a winning formula but only grouchy 60 year old women, seem to enjoy your posts, maybe that's where is at for you? lol

"Now relax, before your head explodes."

I get it now, you are NOT being an a$$, right?
It's just more of your bitter derision??
Sneering is your last name, kind of thing?
You are just being playful, right?
I'm so glad you explained it all to me.

Good Luck getting Anybody to play with the iddle X-box, it's so sad it lays there untouched, snif, snif!

That would be a WEIRD date, playing X-box with a sarcastic date

"Do you drink a few before you come on here to post? Be honest."

You already asked me that? Remember??
Are you the one who enjoys a drink or two many?? vvvvv
Am I supposed to be insulted??
Or is this more of your "humor"? Tsk Tsk!
 JRodriguez81
Joined: 2/24/2010
Msg: 78
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Posted: 12/28/2010 4:45:46 PM
Here is something women you want to date on this dating web-site don't know:

You use:
·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

You might be the nicest guy in person BUT
To someone who doesn't know you, you come across as an angry guy
When You call women "broads" and 'chicks' on your posts it doesn't help you either, you see now?

"Now relax, before your head explodes."

I get it now, you are NOT being an a$$, right?
It's just more of your bitter derision??
Sneering is your last name, kind of thing?
You are just being playful, right?
I'm so glad you explained it all to me.

Good Luck getting Anybody to play with the iddle X-box, it's so sad it lays there untouched, snif, snif!

That would be a WEIRD date, playing X-box with a sarcastic date




Why on earth would I care about how I come off to people I DONT know?


And one thing....Do you drink a few before you come on here to post? Be honest.



vvvvvvv Im not the only person that thinks shes wierd, right?
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 79
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Posted: 12/28/2010 4:50:18 PM
Awww, Appartently you don't have any friends here either! Except the 60 year old lady who hates me.So sad!!^^^^^^ rather be weird, than ANGRY!! lol
Is that ironical taunt of yours now or irony??
This is a lot more fun, now that you have explained your "winning combinations"

Oh, I see!
YOU do come here to post
To keep it a secret?? Shhhh!
He doesn't care what people he doesn't know think, that's why he posts 40 times a day

Happy Holidays Buddie!
Say hi to the X-box!!

That reminds me, I did go on a date with a guy who loved to play the X box
We went to a friends birthday party and he found his way to the X-box in the middle of the party and he played for 2 hours while I talked to my friends, at the end of the night, when I was leaving, he didn't even let go of the game and asked me if we should "do it again?" I don't know what he thought we did, to want to do it again.
 trinity818
Joined: 9/1/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 12/29/2010 12:16:36 PM
You two are taking the fun out of this thread. I came here for a chuckle, not to read you bickering over the definition of sarcasm.
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
Msg: 81
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Posted: 12/29/2010 1:38:23 PM
Some just like to argue.

No they don't.

Do to.

Don't.

I'll sue (another thread..heh)!

Sue.

(Sue reads this)
What?



Well..that makes about as much sense as some of the arguments..doesn't it?
 Fifi47
Joined: 8/19/2004
Msg: 84
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Posted: 12/29/2010 2:47:11 PM
The post by nx rocks made me laugh so hard that the soda I was drinking came out of my nose. Bet she was glad that he did not have an actual relic of said excrement to show her...My weird date stories are tame compared to some of the one shared in this thread. ( watermelon sized and slicing up, thinking about that makes me alternately laugh and feel grossed out)
 JRodriguez81
Joined: 2/24/2010
Msg: 85
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Posted: 12/29/2010 3:40:04 PM

Awww, Appartently you don't have any friends here either! Except the 60 year old lady who hates me.So sad!!^^^^^^



To be honest, im not even sure wtf you're even talking about right here. Who is this 60 year old woman? And "apparently I have no friends here.." - Are you serious with that? Again, wtf are you talking about?


You two are taking the fun out of this thread. I came here for a chuckle, not to read you bickering over the definition of sarcasm.



Dont like it, then skim over it. Simple business there.
 Welsh474
Joined: 9/13/2010
Msg: 86
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Posted: 12/29/2010 4:21:20 PM
FF just picks a new one to stalk, likes to wring all the she can out of something - kind of like nx rock's story, full of excrement and no substance.

I had a coffee date with a guy who said he couldn't work because he was clinically depressed. Cool, how do you follow up that information? Another guy on date #1 wanted me to be more religous and would expect me to go to church with him if we continued dating. He didn't like the fact that I was an athiest - he who had 3 divorces and one live in relationship that produced a child....
 scottey63
Joined: 3/8/2008
Msg: 87
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Posted: 12/29/2010 11:13:59 PM
i also got graphic insight to the size, shape, texture, smell, colour…

he then went on to tell me that he was so impressed with his poo that he actually called his mate over and showed him and they both inspected it together….


Too funny!

If you have ever heard the words "Hey y'all, come take a look at this before I flush it!"...you might be a redneck.

And...(gag)...don't you have to touch something before you know what its texture is?
 IHateBarstars
Joined: 11/6/2010
Msg: 88
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Posted: 1/2/2011 6:44:55 PM
Grabbed a 3am coffee with a random from here who lived nearby, he was floored I ordered medium hot chocolate. He felt it shouldve been an "extra large hot chocolate or bust". He then proceeded to talk about all the drug dealers he knows, and how he gets pulled over in his car call the time because of how low it is and because of the blackened windows. This vehicle is definitely the definition of a compensating car. I got the hell away from 'em after a half hour of his bantering. His clothes were 9000x too big for him and had an overbite the size of the pacific ocean. As soon as I got home he sent me like 15 text messages about how he loved my body and how it killed him not to make a move, er as he put it "lots of dirty movez" Hello, psycho. Deleted 'em from my phone/MSN as soon as I got in the door.
 Email Tom Now
Joined: 9/17/2010
Msg: 89
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Posted: 1/2/2011 7:24:38 PM
i agreed to meet her at a restaurant. she turned out to be a huge bowling ball with little stick legs though it said average on the profile with only a head shot.

she brought two friends unannounced. the three of them ended up talking constantly without even looking at me the whole evening. when i snuck in acomment it went unnoticed.

got the hell out of there asap.
 majyk1
Joined: 4/26/2009
Msg: 90
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Posted: 1/2/2011 10:44:31 PM
Hmm weirdest date.

Went out of state to meet him and stayed 8 days.
After the 2nd or 3rd day he decided we were not a good match.
The weird part..... we still had fun together and he was a gentleman!
And we're still friends to this day.
 MissNoWhere
Joined: 3/29/2008
Msg: 91
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Posted: 1/3/2011 8:43:13 AM
mmmm weird dates?

There's the guy I met at the mall the day he got his hairplugs. We spent most of the date talking about how he just had them put in, but he was so excited to go on the date he didn't want to miss it, even though his head hurt.

I have a friend who admitted he was so nervous on our date that he had to talk to his Dad before our date. I loved his honesty - didn't love the toast he spit in my eye (not on purpose, mind you).

the one I avoided?
Dude tells me, when you feel that connection you should just go with it and I've been known to go on a date and immediately move in with them (*runs screaming*) and oh, did I mention I live with my Mom?
 DallasSBF
Joined: 8/30/2007
Msg: 92
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Posted: 1/3/2011 11:38:17 AM

Can anyone beat this - picture the scene - first date (out in public) and he tells me he can still do the splits. It was kind of out of the blue and out of context.

He then decided to demonstrate right there and then, with people staring, quite impressively he did get down!! .... problem is he then got stuck and couldn't get back up

There I was tottering in heel (which had already made me taller then him) trying to pull him up. We managed to laugh about ot but never saw him again!



 Nice7Girl1977
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 93
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Posted: 1/3/2011 11:47:37 AM
A guy I went out once tells me that he is moving to another country the next day. As it turns out he was telling the truth. Why go on a date in that case?

 southaustingal
Joined: 11/2/2008
Msg: 95
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Posted: 1/5/2011 6:15:47 AM
Met a guy from another web site. He started off by telling me he was an x professional football player that got hurt, a musician who played with BB King, Barbara Streisand 's and Leslie Ann Warren's body guard (he even did her voice), taught Jon Peters how to drive a Ferrari, had a x girlfriend with a black AMX who he dumped when he fixed her computer and found porn shots with another man, was arrested and went to jail for kidnapping his son who he did not have custody of, saved Dell millions of dollars when he went to work for them (even though he was a service tech), usually drove BMW's but was currently in a pick up truck and was an x chipndales dancer who could dance better than any black guy (got up and showed me in the Restaurant). But the final straw was when he told me about his 3 foot tall pet parrot who "has the softest toungue in the world when you kiss him". That is when I excused myself and went to bang my head in the bathroom stall. The guy did not ask one thing about me and when I left I was glad he didn't.
 Crabby_McCrabberson
Joined: 8/11/2010
Msg: 97
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Posted: 1/5/2011 4:01:59 PM

Procol YOU ARE A LIAR. And, you have no friends.

This might seem weird to some but it was hilarious to me:

I got to the meet first so I saw him arrive.
He went in and positioned himself at an outdoor table, feet up, cowboy hat pushed back, posing for all the world as though he were sound asleep.
I knew he couldn't have fallen asleep that quick.
But I thought it was an original way to get started.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 98
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Posted: 1/5/2011 7:08:44 PM

Met a guy from another web site. He started off by telling me he was an x professional football player that got hurt, a musician who played with BB King, Barbara Streisand 's and Leslie Ann Warren's body guard (he even did her voice), taught Jon Peters how to drive a Ferrari, had a x girlfriend with a black AMX who he dumped when he fixed her computer and found porn shots with another man, was arrested and went to jail for kidnapping his son who he did not have custody of, saved Dell millions of dollars when he went to work for them (even though he was a service tech), usually drove BMW's but was currently in a pick up truck and was an x chipndales dancer who could dance better than any black guy (got up and showed me in the Restaurant). But the final straw was when he told me about his 3 foot tall pet parrot who "has the softest toungue in the world when you kiss him". That is when I excused myself and went to bang my head in the bathroom stall. The guy did not ask one thing about me and when I left I was glad he didn't.


This one gets my vote for the "all-time biggest bullsh*tter", tied for weirdest date with the melon-sized-turd man.

I cannot even begin to compare my weirdest dates with these two shining examples of utter weirdness.
 joebleaux
Joined: 12/26/2010
Msg: 99
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Posted: 1/5/2011 10:02:48 PM

i agreed to meet her at a restaurant. she turned out to be a huge bowling ball with little stick legs though it said average on the profile with only a head shot.


That is standard for plenty of fish. I have been on a couple of dates, and they were both morbidly obese and bore very little resemblance to their photos.

The funniest thing that happened on one of mine was the whale wanted to kiss me, and then she stopped, and declared "Oh! I have to take a massive shit!" We were in a restaurant. She ran to the ladies' room and I swear you could hear her grunting and farting across the room. I paid the bill and left her to go home alone.

On another date I had a similar encounter to yours. I ended up flirting with one of my date's friends and we hit it off. She was several sizes smaller and much better looking than plenty of rotten tuna woman, and we are going out this weekend. The best catch I've made is someone who wouldn't be on pof. LOL!
 christ on a crutch
Joined: 2/1/2009
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Posted: 1/6/2011 12:18:54 AM

But the final straw was when he told me about his 3 foot tall pet parrot who "has the softest toungue in the world when you kiss him".

i am completely believing this because it's just too strange to make up.
 RubyWaxxx
Joined: 10/23/2010
Msg: 101
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Posted: 1/6/2011 1:36:42 AM
This guy asked me out (this was years ag0). I hesitated and he said "Please! It's my birthday! I'll take you to this fantastic restaurant where I know the owner. You'll have an amazing meal!".
Well, I'm not one to knock back a fantastic meal and he pleaded on about it being his birthday so eventually I said ok.
We turn up to the restaurant, which was very stylish and expensive. We sit down and look at the menu. The dude orders a side salad and a glass of water. That's it. So I ordered a soup, thinking he obviously didn't have any money.
The owner walks past and the guy yells out "Mike! Mike! Remember me? I sold you some coffee!". The owner walks over to us and asks us what we've ordered. When he hears it's a salad and a bowl of soup (and it was a dinner session) he just leaves in disgust.
Eventually birthday boy drives me home and begs to come in for a coffee. "It's my birthday! Please? Please??"
Gggrr. Like a fool, I said, ok, but just a quick one. I go into the kitchen to make the coffee and when I come he said to me "Your cat just told me his mistress wants me to stay the night".
I told him not to put words in my cat's mouth and ...off he went, into the dark..God that was a bad night...
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