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 Artistamine
Joined: 11/21/2010
Msg: 54
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dude, you gonna take that? he just called your penis small.
 LittleMissImpossible
Joined: 12/23/2010
Msg: 55
Wierdest things Dates have done!
Posted: 12/26/2010 3:32:45 AM
Turned up looking like his photo
 bikenurse7
Joined: 11/21/2010
Msg: 56
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Posted: 12/26/2010 5:53:26 AM
I dated a guy for a few weeks, he invited me to dinner at his home on the water. He had everything I liked, rode w motorcycle that he could actually ride, a nice boat, decent looks, and was fun.

Got to his home for dinner and there were womens shoes and clothes all over the place. Seems his "ex" had just left to visit her children up north and didnt know she was an ex...He wanted me to help him pack her things...I did eat the dinner before I left..excellent cook
 lostgirl71
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 57
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Posted: 12/26/2010 6:47:17 AM
last year I was talking to someone from here and we had just exchanged phone numbers, I was out shopping in his area and texted to say Hi and ask if he was available would he like to meet up after I was finished shopping for a cup of coffee. He asked where I was, when I said DSW (shoe store) he said Ill be there in 10 minutes. I was trying on shoes, he seemed a bit agitated, bouncing from foot to foot and looking very uncomfortable. within minutes of him being in the store he was on his knees licking the heels. He had neglected to disclose his extreme shoe fetish

The shoes and He stayed in the store ...
 wings on my butt
Joined: 2/9/2009
Msg: 58
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Posted: 12/26/2010 7:09:25 AM
Right after I got divorced one guy I got set up with kept digging his finger into his ear then taking it out and sucking on it.Guess he really like the taste of his own earwax.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 59
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Posted: 12/26/2010 8:49:50 AM

These forums are great
Coffee- $3.50
Avoiding a bad/weird date -priceless

The older you get, the more you realize that skipping the date and just enjoying the coffee/meal/movie/whatever solo is less hassle, agreed? lol
BONUS: Coffee you make at home is cheaper, saves on gas and is more enjoyable.

Turned up looking like his photo

That IS weird.
 smartypants24
Joined: 8/3/2009
Msg: 60
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Posted: 12/26/2010 10:48:51 AM
So I arrange to meet this guy while he's having his lunch break - at a mall, so I figure we'll sit in the food court and chat for a bit (first meet). I show up, we go grab a coffee...he starts leading me back to his work, and into the back area (quite open, still could hear customers chatting in the front area so still "safe" enough for me). So we have a little bit of a chat, whatever...

I go home, later we're chatting on MSN while he does his school work (part time student). Out of the blue he starts asking about my fantasies, if I've ever fantasized about being raped, and that he "so could have taken me right there in the back room" and proceeds to write some half-assed attempt at literotica over MSN. I laughed and blocked him after that.
 eastwood969
Joined: 12/21/2009
Msg: 61
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Posted: 12/26/2010 12:53:58 PM
Either he was injured while proving to you he could do the splits or he suddenly realized that he can still do it and decided to join the olympics.Either way you laughing at him must have caused his head to split and now he is in search of a split loving,non laughing woman.
 eastwood969
Joined: 12/21/2009
Msg: 62
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Posted: 12/26/2010 1:46:45 PM
It wasn't really a date but I was driving a cab and I picked up this girl that was crying. She asked me if I wanted to go somewhere and have some fun and I said no because I am twice her age and way too ugly to be dating someone so beautiful. She then ask me to stop the car so she could pee. She got out squatted and peed, then I took her home and now I kick myself daily for not agreeing with her to have fun.
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 63
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Posted: 12/26/2010 2:01:45 PM
"She got out squatted and peed, then I took her home and now I kick myself daily for not agreeing with her to have fun."

making a note:
If I want to leave a long lasting impression on a man,
Nothing is more sexy and classy than squatting infront of him to take a pee
 Boon100
Joined: 8/31/2010
Msg: 64
Wierdest things Dates have done!
Posted: 12/26/2010 3:21:05 PM
well i was on a date when i was 16 n i went out with this girl to mcds (which i treated her to btw) n she cudnt get her hands off me (which has been happneing for a lot of my gfs). anyway, shes like do u want to go to the bathroom n do it? so i said no then we went to my house n on the porch she tried 2 touch my manhood. im like wtf lol. i didnt have a weak moral fiber than but im kicking msyelf now for not doing it haha
 revoskeepnus
Joined: 12/1/2010
Msg: 65
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Posted: 12/26/2010 3:27:16 PM
One date... the third thing out of his mouth "Damn, I'm nervous."
 TooShadows
Joined: 9/26/2008
Msg: 66
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Posted: 12/26/2010 4:19:14 PM
Took a date out for dinner after our initial coffee meet. During the dinner she started staring at the people at the table across from us,continually ignoring me altogether,and continued to do so the entire time. She was so engrossed that she kept dropping bits of food on her chest until the front of her dress was overed with crumbs and splashes. The people at the table finally asked her to stop staring,and she returned her attention to me. She told me that she enjoyed watching people. I suggested that she go ahead and do that without me,paid the bill and left.
 Wepagirl
Joined: 12/16/2010
Msg: 67
Weirdest things dates have done!
Posted: 12/26/2010 6:43:14 PM
I have been on serveral dates from this site but this date topped them all...

i have been talking to this guy for quite a few months he was station he kentucky and finally got stationed in killeen tx so when he gets here we finally meet at Olive Garden mind you im only 5' tall & in his profile he had he was 6'3" when we meet i was taller than him on high heels we continued with our date he got a bottle of wine he drank the whole bottle of wine when we finally end the date he insults me calls me all kinds of names there was in the book then he threw up all over the place at Olive Garden then after that he passed out...lol.. i was amazed on what kind of person he turned out to be ...lol..what a date
 Arlo_Troutman
Joined: 9/26/2009
Msg: 68
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Posted: 12/27/2010 8:49:14 AM

(forumfishie) I doubt there are many women out there who would want to go out on a date to hear they might get punched in the chest if the opportunity arises


Did you even READ his post? He said, basically, that *IF* a girl kicked him in the nuts just to see if it'd bring him down, *THEN* he'd think about punching her. He *DIDN'T* say that he'd initiate physical abuse as part of a Klingon mating ritual.

Geeze-looeeze, kids these days...

Dr. ES...
 ~rain~
Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 69
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Posted: 12/27/2010 10:03:07 AM
laffs..

he brought a date!!
Put her on one side of the room and then went back and forth. I clued in and left. Then he text me saying that was rude to leave without saying good bye.
My reply was that I hope he has a really nice evening and that next time he went out on a date, dont invite me to it.
LMAO
 ICtheLite
Joined: 9/12/2010
Msg: 70
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Posted: 12/27/2010 10:19:15 AM
Funniest thing:

Met a POFer for coffee. He looks like is picture but older than his posted age. So I say "How old are you?".

He says:

"I don't remember what I said in my profile".
 Nice7Girl1977
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 71
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Posted: 12/27/2010 12:56:07 PM
We went to his friend's b-day party together. He left home with another woman and left me there all alone.
 Pilose_Wink
Joined: 11/2/2010
Msg: 72
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Posted: 12/27/2010 1:18:38 PM
Met a woman who said she was 5’10”, (she was 6’2”) and admitted lying and asked if I would have met her if I knew she was as tall as I was? We went for coffee and a walk in the park, got a kiss next to the gate near a wall where she grabbed my crotch, pushed me against the wall and said “you’ll do nicely!”. I was flattered for a moment, and then I got rather disgusted as the song Lola ran through my head! We didn’t have a second date.

Then there was the pictureless one I met who said she was average height and weight, she was 5' tall and just as wide! There was no second date there either!

Those were my first two online dates, I adapted and learned quickly!
 CynthiaSMW
Joined: 9/20/2010
Msg: 73
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Posted: 12/27/2010 8:43:41 PM
I wanted to learn ballroom dancing so was actually excited for a first meet with a guy I met through a different site - we were going to take a dance class together and then stay for the social dance. When I got there he was with someone else and I got stuck dancing with the female instructor during the class. Fortunately a couple guys (I think they were also instructors or 'regulars') took pity on me during the social dance. The guy who was supposed to be my date didn't dance with me even once during the night. That's ok though, he'd lied about his height
 CynthiaSMW
Joined: 9/20/2010
Msg: 74
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Posted: 12/27/2010 8:51:09 PM
Almost forgot about the other guy! We'd emailed for a couple weeks before we could get a chance to meet. I'd seen one picture of him (not so attractive but I thought maybe just not photogenic). He was so good, though, 'on paper' that I agreed to lunch at a nice restaurant (normally I don't want to be trapped like that for a first meet). When he showed up I realized that the photo was actually too good. He actually drooled, constantly, and then tried to slurp it back in. That was even harder to sit through than the guy who was so boring I almost fell asleep.
 GoldenMuse
Joined: 5/1/2009
Msg: 75
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Posted: 12/28/2010 4:06:51 PM
Thanks for making me laugh...at least he/she did not blame it on the dragon in the closet!
 JRodriguez81
Joined: 2/24/2010
Msg: 76
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Posted: 12/28/2010 4:18:44 PM
"I dont know...if a woman suddenly felt the need to kick me in the balls just to "see if it could bring down a man"....then I could see myself punching her in the chest, just to see if it floors a woman."

Next time you have any questions as to WHY women don't want to date you more than once or a couple of times the most as in the last thread you started.
Or why your best buddie decided to "dump" you over his GF
and the best one of your recent posts yet, Why do women don't ask YOU out?

Just read ANY of your posts here

You sound like you just finished a Mel Gibson seminar in how to treat women
and you graduated with honors

Anger management comes to mind

I doubt there are many women out there who would want to go out on a date to hear
they might get punched in the chest if the opportunity arises

I can see how a date can get pretty weird fast with someone who has a short fuse

These forums are great
Coffe- $3.50
Avoiding a bad/weird date -priceless



Here is something I tend to use alot when I post on these forums:

sar·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.


Also, alot of my posts are "Tongue in cheek" which means:
adj.
Meant or expressed ironically or facetiously.


I like to joke alot.


Now relax, before your head explodes.
 forumfishie
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 77
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Posted: 12/28/2010 4:40:51 PM
Here is something women you want to date on this dating web-site don't know:

You use:
·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

You might be the nicest guy in person BUT
To someone who doesn't know you, you come across as an angry guy
When You call women "broads" and 'chicks' on your posts it doesn't help you either, you see now?
And then you come here and ask people why would women go out with you once or twice and then dissapear? You remember asking that to people YOU DON'T KNOW in a thread, you started, right??

Women are not big fans of tongue in cheek comments, your dates are not your buddies, but according to you, not even they stick around to experience your kind of personality, I know you think is a winning formula but only grouchy 60 year old women, seem to enjoy your posts, maybe that's where is at for you? lol

"Now relax, before your head explodes."

I get it now, you are NOT being an a$$, right?
It's just more of your bitter derision??
Sneering is your last name, kind of thing?
You are just being playful, right?
I'm so glad you explained it all to me.

Good Luck getting Anybody to play with the iddle X-box, it's so sad it lays there untouched, snif, snif!

That would be a WEIRD date, playing X-box with a sarcastic date

"Do you drink a few before you come on here to post? Be honest."

You already asked me that? Remember??
Are you the one who enjoys a drink or two many?? vvvvv
Am I supposed to be insulted??
Or is this more of your "humor"? Tsk Tsk!
 JRodriguez81
Joined: 2/24/2010
Msg: 78
Weirdest things dates have done!
Posted: 12/28/2010 4:45:46 PM
Here is something women you want to date on this dating web-site don't know:

You use:
·casm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

You might be the nicest guy in person BUT
To someone who doesn't know you, you come across as an angry guy
When You call women "broads" and 'chicks' on your posts it doesn't help you either, you see now?

"Now relax, before your head explodes."

I get it now, you are NOT being an a$$, right?
It's just more of your bitter derision??
Sneering is your last name, kind of thing?
You are just being playful, right?
I'm so glad you explained it all to me.

Good Luck getting Anybody to play with the iddle X-box, it's so sad it lays there untouched, snif, snif!

That would be a WEIRD date, playing X-box with a sarcastic date




Why on earth would I care about how I come off to people I DONT know?


And one thing....Do you drink a few before you come on here to post? Be honest.



vvvvvvv Im not the only person that thinks shes wierd, right?
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