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 mingo88
Joined: 10/12/2010
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i went on a date with a guy a few years ago who urinated in a very public parking lot. this was after we had dinner and the restaurant was within walking distance. never understood what would possess a man to do something like that on a first date!! it was a first and last date.
 sweetlikesugarcane
Joined: 5/16/2009
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Posted: 1/27/2011 8:02:00 PM
People of color?
 Lucy1122
Joined: 1/18/2010
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Posted: 1/28/2011 7:46:32 AM
People can we get over this post already???
 Lucy1122
Joined: 1/18/2010
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Posted: 1/28/2011 7:53:00 AM
On a first date???
 1234happy
Joined: 8/26/2010
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Posted: 1/28/2011 9:25:31 AM

I had a date that drank the water out of his finger bowl. It had a lemon in it and he'd never seen one before. But he was the sweetest guy and I never pointed it out. By the way, we had a lot of fun on that date.

This really made me smile. I can picture it and I might have taken a sip myself so he wasn’t alone in his naiveté. Too cute…

We ended up taking my car and put his bike in the back, and while the gesture made me laugh when I saw him pedal up the driveway, I did think it was really sweet.

That is very sweet. It leaves no doubt he really wanted to see you after riding half way up a mountain; he worked really hard for that date.

I enjoy reading this thread, but feel left out with no crazy stories of my own; my dates have all been relatively normal.
 scottey63
Joined: 3/8/2008
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Posted: 1/28/2011 5:45:33 PM
No, we can't get over this post already! These stories are just too damn funny!
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 142
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Posted: 1/28/2011 6:54:56 PM
I had this guy that kept contacting me. He lives in Lakeland, a few hours away....but really wanted to meet. Yeah, I know in hindsight, that should have been my FIRST clue!

I agreed to meet at an Applebees, because it's really easy to find, and at the bar, because there's never THAT many people there. So sure 'nuff, I was there on time, got my soda, and waited. And waited, I gave him an hour, since he was so far away. Well in the meantime, the gentlemen sitting next to me, a very distinguished looking, MUCH older (not that it matters) started to chat with me. The bartender (also a male...ehh) was friendly, blah blah, well what the hell? Was I supposed to sit and stare straight ahead at some dot on the wall? I wasn't flirting, unless you define flirting as polite conversation. So I gave it an hour and went home. The distinguished older gentlemen DID sort of ask me out, he did invite me to accompany him out to dinner. I was flattered, but politely declined and he was in turn, polite. (I mention this, because I later regretted not giving him my number, THAT was a "date" I likely would have enjoyed).

Anyway, I log on and sent an email. The reply stunned me, and it's NOT easy to STUN me. First off he told me when I "arrived" like it was an undercover operation, at 7:53. I was wearing a teal wrap around dress, WHAA....so he was THERE and watching me? It's not creepy only because I was meeting him there, what WAS creepy is that he got a table. I very specifically said, I'll met you AT THE BAR because it's much easier to find someone if they're sitting at the bar! Oh yes, he gave me all the details, he didn't come talk to me because I was talking to someone else! So he drove several hours, waited over an hour, and left without walking up to me and saying BOO!

I've met people before, and if I'm there, and waiting, I may be chatting with someone, but if the person I'm there to meet walks up, I end that conversation, thank them for their time, blah blah. I know it's happened before, dang me, that I would actually TALK to someone else! Dang, I wish I would have given the older gentleman my number, THAT was my only regret! He was polite, engaging and very charming. DANG!
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
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Posted: 1/28/2011 7:08:03 PM
Okay, just one more. (There are SOO many!)

Again, someone who'd been contacting me persistently (a pattern? yeah, I know it's a CLUE now!...haha)

So I was taking my daughter to the mall. There's a Ruby Tuesday's, we'll meet there. Now, with at that time my somewhat limited experience his height was at the point of questionable. If a guy says they're 5'8 or 8" they're always 3 or 4 inches shorter. (Men DO tend to LIE about their height, check the upteen threads).

Okay so he's already there, and doesn't get stand up. It's polite, the way I was raised, when someone comes to meet me, I always stand up and greet them. No biggie, so we chat a bit, when I leave to meet my daughter, he doesn't stand up AGAIN.

I got the weirdest email, this guy has persued me, intently and ardently and over a period of time. I was honest in all my profiles that I had 4 children. Anyway I get some insane "Dear Jane" letter, blah blah, that it was nice meeting me...blah blah, but he really couldn't see how he could support a woman with 4 kids! I was and am a professional woman and supporting my own family. It was so off the wall, I laughed and wondered what page of the APA manual his psychosis would be named on.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
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Posted: 1/30/2011 7:48:37 PM
Well in the meantime, the gentlemen sitting next to me, a very distinguished looking, MUCH older (not that it matters) started to chat with me. The bartender (also a male...ehh) was friendly, blah blah, well what the hell? Was I supposed to sit and stare straight ahead at some dot on the wall? I wasn't flirting, unless you define flirting as polite conversation.

Hey, if I'm meeting someone, and they're late getting there - who I end up meeting and talking to while I wait is tough luck. Snooze = lose. I have met guys that I ended up dating while waiting for someone before. Guys who don't want you to talk to anyone else (not that it's a valid want, anyway) somewhere they are meeting you will get there on time and keep your attention. *shrug*
 mingo88
Joined: 10/12/2010
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Posted: 1/30/2011 10:46:31 PM
blueCeleste, wow he sounds like a real wackado!! good thing he didn't like you. sounds like a cheapskate too. i thought the one who invites you is the one who pays!! if he couldn't afford to date, then why bother asking you out?? and that comment about raping you is just very sick. obviously someone is mentally ill and should probably be seeing a shrink.
 Life_Is_Better
Joined: 1/8/2011
Msg: 147
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Posted: 1/31/2011 9:44:09 AM
Thanks all, for contributing to this thread. Like 1234Happy stated "I enjoy reading this thread, but feel left out with no crazy stories of my own; my dates have all been relatively normal." I am the same way. I seem to have been missing out on some of the "fun". I lead my life vicariously for the most part, and after reading this thread, I know why.
 singleinok
Joined: 7/25/2009
Msg: 149
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Posted: 2/6/2011 8:56:32 PM
Wow, after reading all this I'm not so sure if I can top it, but I'm betting my story is pretty close!

I met this guy off here and we had been talking on the phone and through emails and things and he was just a nice, attractive guy that I thought I would enjoy being around and he must have thought the same because he asked me out. We met at the mall in OKC and after 20mins. of hearing about some historical war that happned in a country I'd never heard of, I wanted to go home. I'm not into history and he's NOT cute like he was in the pics. either. He's really tall and strange looking with beady little eyes, lol. Anyway, I told him I needed to be on my way so he agreed to walk me to my car. It was pouring rain and I had forgotten where I parked, so we wandered around looking for my car for over 30mins. I was embarrassed but kept thinking that when I do find it, I just know he's gonna want to kiss me and I'm gonna gag. So we find the car and he leans me up on the side of it. It's dark outside so I figured I better just kiss him and get this over with and hopefully it will be quick and painless.....little did I know what would happen. He kisses me then proceeds to playfully HUMP MY LEG!! It was funny and I laughed, but then he wouldn't stop doing it and it wasn't funny anymore. He was doing it like in a real, I'm getting off on this, kind of way. I was getting freaked out and tried to move but he trapped me with his arms and started making these sick noises like that of a dying bird! He told me he was a VIRGIN (he was 31 too) and that since he didn't want to mess that up, this is what he does!! OMG, DID I ASK???!! Why is he telling me this?? Anyway, so he went ahead and stuck his hand in his jeans and started jacking off RIGHT THERE!! I was SHOCKED!! I didn't mean to, but in a situation where most girls might scream for help, my reaction was to simply bust out laughing, LOL. I laughed histerically as he panted and made that bird call but he didn't care. He just kept on keeping on until it was over. I pushed him away when he got done taking care of business and got in my car. He asked me for a tissue...LMAO! I rolled up the window and just drove off. I've never EVER met a man before or since that did that and hopefully I never will!! LOL
 singleinok
Joined: 7/25/2009
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Posted: 2/6/2011 9:00:46 PM
I meant to say "I pushed him away when he got done taking care of business and I GOT IN MY CAR" HE didn't get in because I was already in reverse before I ever got my drivers door shut, LOL!
 whatevs_meh
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 151
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Posted: 2/6/2011 9:50:02 PM
^^^Welp, that was.....ah....interesting...
Sounds like his gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 ChrisD1957
Joined: 12/20/2010
Msg: 152
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Posted: 2/7/2011 6:42:13 AM
All I can say to that singleinok is ummm wow...You handled it pretty well considering, most women would have really freaked out. People never ever cease to amaze and disgust!
 ceirra98
Joined: 1/9/2011
Msg: 153
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Posted: 2/10/2011 11:25:38 AM
I've had several but this is the strangest.
Guy had his pic on profile...midlength hair and conservatively dressed in a suit.

He shows up with a shaved head and a tatoo of a HUGE LIZARD around the entire back of his head with the head peeking over the one ear and the tail around his other ear.
I answered the door and freaked...I said what happened...he said 'Did I forget to mention I shaved my head?"
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
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Posted: 2/10/2011 2:14:08 PM

^^^Welp, that was.....ah....interesting...
Sounds like his gene pool could use a little chlorine.


You know..that situation could have turned really fugging ugly..fast.

I handled a sexual battery/sexual assault case similar to this..dude got off see the woman in pain as he chocked them out, while yanking his crank. That was the only way he could get off.
Similar situation..standing up, in a parking lot. Lots of weird people out there, you can never be sure of who you are meeting.

Public Service announcement..if the dude is a fugged up as this woman says..knee the bastage in his nuts, get in the car, get the hell outa there. You have NO idea what can happen next..and you don't want to experience what could happen.
 RubyWaxxx
Joined: 10/23/2010
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Posted: 2/10/2011 3:24:41 PM
^^Absolutely. I understand how shock takes over, but honestly - don't kiss men you're not interested in, in dark car parks late at night. Are you nuts? Did you actually tell him to get off you or did you just laugh? That was a scary, creepy story.
 trinity818
Joined: 9/1/2006
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Posted: 2/11/2011 7:23:15 AM
^^^^ Wow. I'm so glad that hasn't happened to me. I would probably just GO OFF on him.

Sounds like it was just normal "conversation" to him. SOME people.
 Nice7Girl1977
Joined: 2/23/2010
Msg: 158
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Posted: 3/6/2011 9:33:18 AM
A guy was messaging his sister all throughout our date. He was totally ignoring me and just texting her. He told me that they were very very very close to each other and share absolutely everything, no secrets at all between them. The weirdest thing about that was that he actually said that he liked me and wanted to see me again. I didn't think that he even noticed me for 2 hours of our "meeting" to be honest.
 DebiDuzDishes
Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 160
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Posted: 3/6/2011 2:33:12 PM
i have so many... so many.. how can i possibly pick one?

here is a short one for now....

Met a guy for a drink at a bowling alley..he was late.. I ordered me a coffee.

He gets there.. and i swear.. it was the most beautiful man i've ever seen.. prettier than brad pitt.. :))

We talk for a while.. then he proceeds to try to SELL me a PYRAMID scheme!!!


He is still on this site after all these yrs... i wonder how many women he tried the sales spiel to?
 Sabrosura089
Joined: 11/29/2009
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Posted: 3/6/2011 3:20:09 PM

I met this guy off here and we had been talking on the phone and through emails and things and he was just a nice, attractive guy that I thought I would enjoy being around and he must have thought the same because he asked me out. We met at the mall in OKC and after 20mins. of hearing about some historical war that happned in a country I'd never heard of, I wanted to go home. I'm not into history and he's NOT cute like he was in the pics. either. He's really tall and strange looking with beady little eyes, lol. Anyway, I told him I needed to be on my way so he agreed to walk me to my car. It was pouring rain and I had forgotten where I parked, so we wandered around looking for my car for over 30mins. I was embarrassed but kept thinking that when I do find it, I just know he's gonna want to kiss me and I'm gonna gag. So we find the car and he leans me up on the side of it. It's dark outside so I figured I better just kiss him and get this over with and hopefully it will be quick and painless.....little did I know what would happen. He kisses me then proceeds to playfully HUMP MY LEG!! It was funny and I laughed, but then he wouldn't stop doing it and it wasn't funny anymore. He was doing it like in a real, I'm getting off on this, kind of way. I was getting freaked out and tried to move but he trapped me with his arms and started making these sick noises like that of a dying bird! He told me he was a VIRGIN (he was 31 too) and that since he didn't want to mess that up, this is what he does!! OMG, DID I ASK???!! Why is he telling me this?? Anyway, so he went ahead and stuck his hand in his jeans and started jacking off RIGHT THERE!! I was SHOCKED!! I didn't mean to, but in a situation where most girls might scream for help, my reaction was to simply bust out laughing, LOL. I laughed histerically as he panted and made that bird call but he didn't care. He just kept on keeping on until it was over. I pushed him away when he got done taking care of business and got in my car. He asked me for a tissue...LMAO! I rolled up the window and just drove off. I've never EVER met a man before or since that did that and hopefully I never will!! LOL


^^^OMG!!! This is INSANE!!! You handled it like no one I know! ahahaha

I haven't had any weird dates thus far....I guess I'm one of those lucky ones.
 ICtheLite
Joined: 9/12/2010
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Posted: 3/6/2011 3:50:49 PM
Weirdest thing so far..... 2nd date, the guy says " If I told you I was going to see someone else next week, would you be upset. I said No, I didn't feel we were exclusive yet. His chin starts to quiver, his eyes well up, he starts dabbing at them. Then jumps up like there's a fire, throws a 50 on the table for two drinks and stands there looking at me. I was speechless and mortified. All I could manage to get out was "I'm sorry", and we left. TG I had my own vehicle. He called and texted for two weeks afterwards.

Ok, one more: Meet guy and within 10 minutes he says he likes a women with a big fake rack. I pulled out my shirt, looked down, looked back at him and announced I didn't qualify, lol. To which he says " Nahh, your Ok." Gee, Thanks Bud !!
 arwen52
Joined: 3/13/2008
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Posted: 3/7/2011 8:56:08 AM
I met a guy who looked a lot older and more beat up than his photos. He never said hi, how are you, never asked a single question or appeared interested in me. Right away he started launching into a rant about conspiracy theories and the government and after five minutes of this he started diagramming sentences on a napkin. That's the part I really chuckle about. That's when I stopped him. I told him he was being really boring and if he wanted my company, he was going to have to be a lot more interesting than that. He kept on with his crazy sh*t. I didn't stay long.

I think he had a screw loose. Funny thing is that he didn't come across as a nut when we were emailing.
 CompuG8r
Joined: 10/4/2010
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Posted: 3/7/2011 8:15:36 PM
OP That's pretty strange alright. Of course us guys like to show off from time to time, but on the first date? I'm wondering how many drinks your date had before he went into split mode. Guys and splits don't really seem to go together for me either. I'm hoping that I never have a date to top your experience.
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