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 cityfangels33
Joined: 9/12/2010
Msg: 105
Wierdest things Dates have done!Page 5 of 8    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
i had a lot of strange dates off here . i had guys check there cell phones all through the dates. and they were humpy thumpy average guys . they should of been lucky itook my time out to even go out with them , come on girls , that is rude when guys do that
 Silverlight2
Joined: 12/17/2010
Msg: 106
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Posted: 1/10/2011 2:59:12 PM
Had one guy who, thinking it would be funny, shout out into a restaurant on our first (and only) date:

"Hey! Anyone know where I can score some heroin this time of night?"
 christ on a crutch
Joined: 2/1/2009
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Posted: 1/10/2011 3:07:26 PM

i had guys check there cell phones all through the dates. and they were humpy thumpy average guys . they should of been lucky itook my time out to even go out with them

if i knew i was being pity-dated, i'd be checking my other prospects too. but not during the date, because i'd have already left.
 Arlo_Troutman
Joined: 9/26/2009
Msg: 108
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Posted: 1/10/2011 4:03:58 PM
(Arlo grabs the Talking Stick)

I have two strange ones:

First was a girl I met fr0m here. We ended up in bed on our 2nd date. She tells me, "I got pregnant when I was 15, and my parents sent me away to have the baby, and put it up for adoption." (she was 15 years older than me...) "So", she continued, "you could be my son!" EWWW!!!

Second was a gal I met IRL. I had asked her out before, but it was a n0-go. Then, one night we were both at the same place, and she said, "Would you like to go see a movie?" (we ended up going to see "Burlesque", which was actually a pretty decent flick...). In the theatre, before the m0vie, she said to me, "Don't expect sex, because I'm 0ne month pregnant!"

Top THOSE!

Arlo...
 scottey63
Joined: 3/8/2008
Msg: 109
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Posted: 1/10/2011 5:52:32 PM
^^^There's a life lesson for you. Never date a woman who's 15 years older than you!
 BIgDogOps
Joined: 6/25/2010
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Posted: 1/10/2011 7:27:58 PM
Wow. I mean, just, wow. No wonder the women here don't like to answer back when I write. They've all been reading this thread, and are afraid!!!

Or, I could look at it like this, if I ever dated any of you ladies who have posted, at least it wouldn't be your WORST date, lol.
 AutumnRed
Joined: 9/27/2010
Msg: 111
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Posted: 1/10/2011 8:27:56 PM

Met a guy from another web site. He started off by telling me he was an x professional football player that got hurt, a musician who played with BB King, Barbara Streisand 's and Leslie Ann Warren's body guard (he even did her voice), taught Jon Peters how to drive a Ferrari, had a x girlfriend with a black AMX who he dumped when he fixed her computer and found porn shots with another man, was arrested and went to jail for kidnapping his son who he did not have custody of, saved Dell millions of dollars when he went to work for them (even though he was a service tech), usually drove BMW's but was currently in a pick up truck and was an x chipndales dancer who could dance better than any black guy (got up and showed me in the Restaurant). But the final straw was when he told me about his 3 foot tall pet parrot who "has the softest toungue in the world when you kiss him". That is when I excused myself and went to bang my head in the bathroom stall. The guy did not ask one thing about me and when I left I was glad he didn't.



That is absolutely hilarious! Damn near snorted my drink all over my laptop!!
 Arlo_Troutman
Joined: 9/26/2009
Msg: 112
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Posted: 1/11/2011 3:59:52 PM

(scottey63) ^^^There's a life lesson for you. Never date a woman who's 15 years older than you!


At first, she told me she was 7 years older than me. I was hip to that. It was later that I found out that there was a 15-year gap in our age; and, to be honest, I wasn't averse to the idea of being a Kept Man/Older Woman's Love Slave... but I digress...

I sometimes think that my sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example to others...

Arlo...
 TrueToMyself46
Joined: 7/24/2010
Msg: 113
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Posted: 1/11/2011 6:26:47 PM
OK, so here's one for you ladies, and a heads up for you guys.
I started chatting with a POF memeber. We seemed to have a lot in common. Too much in common. Like we used to live in the same city in another state, been to the same hospital, moved to another state and live close. Shared a lot of the same interrests and enjoyed the same foods. So we decided to meet. On my way to the meet, he called and stated he would like to be back in time to watch the ball game. I slipped out that if I'd known that, I could have recorded it on my DVR. OOps, cause he had me head back home to set up the dvr, then called to ask why it was taking so long. Anyway, met at a fast food joint, (stated he was starving, but didn't eat there) Requested we drive my car to a tourist area nearby to walk and talk. (reason was his car was not legal, hadn't been registered, and had been forging the temp plate for quite some time). Walked for a while, never purchasing anything, stopped for coffee, which he did not offer to pay for, but yet added extra items to the bill. I PAID.... After walking for a while, he was still starving, so he mentioned heading to my place where he would cook me dinner. But needed one or two things from the grocery store on the way, 50.00 in graceries later, I PAID, we were headed to my place. HE took over my kitchen , rutting in the cabinets, fridge, etc.... while cooking, and watching the football game. Very good meal (infront of the tv so he could watch the game) Dinner finished, he headed outside to smoke, (outside at my request), returned to watch the game on the couch. I CLEANED UP! Hmmmm, was so bored with the football game I almost dozed off..... Time for him to head home, after all the game was over, he'd gotten a full belly, so I walked him out to his car. As he was ready to take off, he opened his cigs and turned to ask if he could borrow 10 bucks for gas, because since he had come to my place, now he wouldn't have enough gas to get to work the next day. Course I'm the bigger idiot. I gave it to him, I can only claim I was in shock, but then if I hadn't maybe he would have expected to stay the night, and want me to run him to work the next day. Either way, the 10 bucks got him out of my driveway.....still think he bought cigs with the money. Oh one last note...... Occasional smoker, does not finish off an entire pack in the afternoon you've been together....... Another one kicked to the curb, don't get me wrong, I don't expect to never spend any money on a date, I just don't appreciate my date spending all my money, and on top of it, just adding on extra things that weren't needed.
Good luck to you all
 UglyFroggieCritter
Joined: 8/21/2010
Msg: 114
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Posted: 1/11/2011 8:00:58 PM
It still amazes me that people invite total fricken strangers in to their homes.

This guy would have been history when he told me about the forged plate.

Dear God in heaven....
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 1/11/2011 9:27:51 PM
I'm with you UFC.......
Who's weirder......the man in the scenario.....
or the woman that allowed all that to happen
 Email Tom Now
Joined: 9/17/2010
Msg: 116
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Posted: 1/11/2011 11:08:32 PM
she said average body type and turned up being hugely OBESE (surprise)

brought 2 obese friends with her unannounced (surprise)

they talked only to each other the whole time completely ignoring me (surprise)

excused my self to go to the bathroom and bolted out of there, leaving her with the bill.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SURPRISE!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 UglyFroggieCritter
Joined: 8/21/2010
Msg: 117
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Posted: 1/12/2011 2:21:07 AM
You posted that tale here on 01 January, email tom now.

Must have been scarred by it, eh?
 gr8magic
Joined: 11/25/2006
Msg: 118
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Posted: 1/12/2011 4:07:33 AM
This thread has been a great read, partly for the humor, but mostly because it makes me appreciate the relative normalcy to my experiences. I've met some very nice people, just no spark. But I did go out with a girl many years ago who would come out of left field every so often. We left a bar one night far too obliterated, and as I'm driving home, I realize she's got her jeans pulled down, fiddling around in the passenger seat. So, (always the gentleman), I ask her if I can help her out with anything, and she asks me if I really really want to, and at that point, I was pretty sure I did. So she says, Sure, why not? and hands me a tampon. Apparently, she was changing it right there in the car. I took a rain check. Some people just ain't right, but man that chick was a great dancer.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 119
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Posted: 1/12/2011 7:31:06 AM

It still amazes me that people invite total fricken strangers in to their homes.

Gotta agree with that. I think your ratio of weird dates gets higher when someone wants to come to your house before they really know you, and they actually expect you to be ok with it. Red flag on them for asking, and red flag on you (which usually goes unnoticed) when you're ok with it.
 chocol8cutieno1
Joined: 5/26/2010
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Posted: 1/16/2011 1:11:33 PM
a guy gave me a cellphone on the first date and at the end of the date, he only paid for himself and not for me
 iluvreading
Joined: 12/12/2010
Msg: 121
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Posted: 1/16/2011 2:12:36 PM
I had a date that drank the water out of his finger bowl. It had a lemon in it and he'd never seen one before. But he was the sweetest guy and I never pointed it out. By the way, we had a lot of fun on that date.
 gemini3055
Joined: 11/10/2010
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Posted: 1/16/2011 2:43:37 PM
i had a lot of strange dates off here . i had guys check there cell phones all through the dates. and they were humpy thumpy average guys . they should of been lucky itook my time out to even go out with them , come on girls , that is rude when guys do that


yup I find it rude when a woman I'm out with does that too.
 Dan99993
Joined: 11/29/2010
Msg: 124
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Posted: 1/16/2011 3:46:18 PM
My, ladies, be careful out there. Bringing a guy to your house who sends you back home to tape the game, doesn't pay for anything, drives illegally, etc.
If it had been a woman, I would have put a stop to it by the time she had me pay for dinner (if the understanding was that she or we paid).

What a bum. He took advantage of how willing you were to accommodate him, TrueTo Myself46! For all you know he probably does these things deliberately.

Next time be firm. You don't have to do that for strangers. They may be exploiting you. What a lousy date to begin with asking you to go back home to record his game and complaining about how long it took. Selfish, exploitative, and living a sub-par life. Needs to take charge of himself.

 qu1nn
Joined: 7/16/2008
Msg: 125
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Posted: 1/17/2011 12:32:34 PM
I went out with this girl once, we met at a pool hall. She shows up 25 min late, I was a bit annoyed. We had not really had a great night, she had no personality. She starts chatting with the midget in a wheel chair... I go to pay the bill, come back and they are swapping numbers! So I head out with out saying bye, see her outside walking and I tell her to have a good night. She says to me, you left! I told her I did not want to interrupt a possible love connection, lol.
 SilverCee
Joined: 10/9/2007
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Posted: 1/17/2011 9:14:13 PM
My most outrageous Weird Date invited me to dinner at the Olive Garden. We had spoken several times for hours and I swallowed every lie he told. He was a contractor, made lots of money, been looking a woman like me===yada, yada, yada.
So I agreed to meet outside him outside of the area, and immediately, he wanted to DRIVE my truck over to the resturant. As He seemed to be genuinely impressed, I saw no harm and we went to dinner. There he proceeded to ask the waiter for the free sampling of wine- which he didn't like, he checked the menu out and declared= he would share his plate as there was an abundant amount of food, he couldn't possibly eat.
, so I said fine. We had been seated in a side section along with a lot of people of color and when the waiter came by- he loudly announced that he was paying with Food Stamps. He managed to get the attention of everyone in the area as I could only be silent and be viewed as a fool- and
Knowing INSIDE---I was a FOOL.
Perhaps not the wierdest, but for sure- the most embarshing date.
 sweetlikesugarcane
Joined: 5/16/2009
Msg: 127
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Posted: 1/17/2011 9:32:25 PM
Keep em coming!

 Mountainlovin
Joined: 12/31/2010
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Posted: 1/18/2011 9:19:30 AM
This was a strange date that occurred years ago. Back in college a recently divorced lady in one of my classes asked me to go to a nontraditional student party with her at one of the professors houses. I said ok since I didn't have a GF or a lot of money to get one at the time. A few days before the Party she broke her leg, I asked if she still wanted to go and she said yes she wouldn't miss it.
I showed up at her apartment and she met me outside. She requested that we take her car since my truck was a little high to get into. I offered to drive but she said something about insurance so I took the passenger side. We got to the party which was boring except for the fact that she kept groping me calling me her "Boytoy". We left the party after she showed me off she was 28 and I was 20. She did some unmentionable things to me on the car and I lasted maybe 2 minutes. She told me she wasn't through with me and headed for her apartment. She had been drinking and missed a driveway hitting the ditch at her apartment. I told her to stay in the car. She didn't listen, said she had to pee, opened the door and fell in the ditch. I managed to pull the car out with my truck but both she and the car were filthy. I got her to her tiny apartment where one of her friends daughter was babysitting. The poor girl was speechless at the site of my muddy broken legged date. Poor kid ran out the door and I considered doing the same but, she insisted I help her to the bath. I got her in the tub and managed to keep the cast dry. I helped her dry off and get in the bed. Her baby was sleeping in his bed in the same room. That was kinda weird but I'm 20 and not passing up the sex. We worked around the broken leg and soon passed out together in afterglow. About an hour later the baby was screaming. I woke her up and she said check his diaper. It was swollen wet and needed changing I told her. She yelled at me to change the goddamned thing, I said no but she kept yelling. So I did my best getting a dry diaper on him. Meanwhile she went back to sleep. I grabbed my things and ran. A few days later she asked where the **** I went. I told her I didn't want any more dates and she was pissed. She left me alone though. Crazy stuff you do when you are young.
 Arlo_Troutman
Joined: 9/26/2009
Msg: 130
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Posted: 1/18/2011 3:37:15 PM
Ya ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, some people act weird on purpose, to make sure that there's no connection? There can't be that many Froot-Loops in the world... can there?

Arlo...
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
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Posted: 1/18/2011 5:27:28 PM

There can't be that many Froot-Loops in the world... can there?


Unfortunately..I think there are.

I am beginning to think that dating on a full moon, would not be a good idea.
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