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 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 476
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Mr. Clooney....

A shower and a real toilet do not a homeowner make! Sheesh! Lol


And Mr. Overunity? Perfection does not exist in this World and I fear Mr. Hopeforlovee and I may have different definitions of "camping".


Ok....I may as well say it. I might be more of the glamping type. :/
 hopingforlovee
Joined: 10/22/2015
Msg: 477
600 emails to get 5 dates???
Posted: 10/29/2015 11:53:01 AM
Darling, are you telling me we are not not a match made in heaven? Don't give up on us yet. We've only just begun. Think of the places we will go, the times we will have.

Guys like me don't come around every day.
 o0BrownEyedGirl0o
Joined: 11/12/2014
Msg: 478
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Posted: 10/29/2015 12:24:40 PM

Guys like me don't come around every day.

Thank goodness for small favors, she said, smiling sweetly.

Kinda hard to figure out a guy who SAYS he has a six figger income and proposes sending a BUS TICKET instead of jetting down in his Lear.

But that's class.

Mr. Lovee is 'something else' (she said, smiling sweetly.)

My other scenario is that he is a journalist looking to manufacture a story, probably for Cracked.

Oh shyte! I missed all the previous posts. This.



KJ521...We can go with a Train. Only the best for such a pretty blonde. But beware, it's about 150 miles from the train to my beautiful double wide...I save money by living inexpensively. But I will spend it for our traveling. We may have to sleep in my pup tent much of the time...but we can make it to Texas and back no problem....On my dime. And great pancakes along the way. We will stop at every cracker - barrel or house of pancakes if you want.

In great anticipation of our future together, may I start calling you Darling?


My eyes rolled so hard they fell out of my sockets.

This is just not fun anymore. Not nice to make fun of the mentally challenged. (And when was he going to tell her that 'Sally' is the bushy browed hairy armpit gravelly voiced cook at the town diner who learned his trade in the Marine Corps?
 FullMoonGuy
Joined: 3/7/2014
Msg: 479
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Posted: 10/29/2015 12:34:19 PM

Guys like me don't come around every day.


True.
Only on February 2, Phil.
 prairiefire60
Joined: 10/10/2015
Msg: 480
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Posted: 10/29/2015 12:42:13 PM
I know lots and lots of people that make 6 figures and none that have Lear jets. A lot drive nice pick up trucks, have nice motorhomes, nice houses, a few like a nice Mexican winter vacation but no Lear jets. It doesn't take much to make 6 figures up here.

I like the little lovey dovey back and forth between Lovee and KJ, kinda cute. I hope it works out.
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 481
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Posted: 10/29/2015 12:49:17 PM
I've got a Vette but lear jet?

Hmm, no, not quite.

I'll have to wait till I reach 7 figures for that toy...
 o0BrownEyedGirl0o
Joined: 11/12/2014
Msg: 482
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Posted: 10/29/2015 12:52:07 PM
Jeeze, you guys never heard of whatever they call it, timeshares for Gulfstreams?

Clooney, you have a Vette and the girls are not crawling all over you? (BTW, where's your dang pic, I'd even take the Von's guy back. Do you people misplace these things or what?)

This thread is becoming sci fi.
 crookcatcher
Joined: 9/1/2015
Msg: 483
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Posted: 10/29/2015 1:04:09 PM

timeshares for Gulfstreams?


Outta my league, but I did get a set of of American Touristor luggage for sitting through a timeshare presentation for a beachside condo once. ;)
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 484
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Posted: 10/29/2015 1:12:34 PM
Mr. Lovee-Dovee....

I can not say whether we would be a match made in Heaven...or somewhere else...if you know what I mean. ;)

And..... I didn't say I was giving up on us. Wait a minute! There is no US, yet! Sheesh! You move fast!
We haven't even begun....we're just beginning to think about begiining a beginning.


And I don't want to give you the wrong impression about me with the glamping reference....

I am NOT materialistic.....but I am material-realistic. There is a difference. :)


Before you have us heading to Vegas in a Yugo towing a trailer full of my shoes....we gotta work some things out!
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 485
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Posted: 10/29/2015 1:22:30 PM
Time for the tape measure Mr. Lovee-Dovee...
 call_me_tater
Joined: 12/30/2014
Msg: 486
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Posted: 10/29/2015 1:31:56 PM

I know lots and lots of people that make 6 figures and none that have Lear jets. A lot drive nice pick up trucks, have nice motorhomes, nice houses, a few like a nice Mexican winter vacation but no Lear jets. It doesn't take much to make 6 figures up here.

I like the little lovey dovey back and forth between Lovee and KJ, kinda cute. I hope it works out.
Oh dear, you are taking all this seriously, aren't you?
 hopingforlovee
Joined: 10/22/2015
Msg: 487
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Posted: 10/29/2015 1:41:47 PM

This is just not fun anymore. Not nice to make fun of the mentally challenged


Mentally challenged? You think a mentally challenged Realtor will be part of the million dollar sales club? I was named Realtor of the year by the moose lodge in 2003. Not everybody gets that honor.
 hopingforlovee
Joined: 10/22/2015
Msg: 488
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Posted: 10/29/2015 1:45:03 PM

And..... I didn't say I was giving up on us. Wait a minute! There is no US, yet! Sheesh! You move fast!
We haven't even begun....we're just beginning to think about begiining a beginning.


Darling, you can't back out now anyway. Ms. Sally is already planning our pancake celebration. You would hurt her terribly were you not to follow through. So we can slow down. Lets get through the beginning of the beginning. I have your train ticket bought and paid for already, but I will give you a few days to get your shoes and all that together before you catch it. And I already filled the Yugo with gas. So we are good to go . . . I hoope.
 o0BrownEyedGirl0o
Joined: 11/12/2014
Msg: 489
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Posted: 10/29/2015 1:45:19 PM
Methinks prairie60 is the only one here that that IS taking it seriously, aside from the prospective Mrs. Lovee (if they can just negotiate the facilities).

That is a shame, I had such high hopes for her.

I am off to fan the flames of my budding romance with grover, now that I found out Tom is MIA.
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 490
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Posted: 10/29/2015 2:11:45 PM

When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do
Is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue
When you're close to me, I can feel your heart beat
I can hear you breathing near my ear
Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
 prairiefire60
Joined: 10/10/2015
Msg: 491
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Posted: 10/29/2015 2:14:44 PM
OMG, I'm not taking this seriously at all. I was the first one that said let the picture stand instead of all those doing Google picture searches and getting their panties in a twist over what may or may not be fake. I'm waiting for the wedding photos to show up on some obscure website called uglyguy/attractive girl.com

It's nice to see a little fun on here for a change. I'd like to be a bridesmaid at the wedding.
 hopingforlovee
Joined: 10/22/2015
Msg: 492
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Posted: 10/29/2015 2:19:14 PM

I'd like to be a bridesmaid at the wedding.


That would be wonderful. The future Ms. Lovee and I would be so honored and KJ521, I am sure, will choose you as the perfect Bridesmaid. Sally needs to be in there too of course.

I have a first cousin, ClemTucker, lives in Virginia, who I am going to ask to be my best man. And he told me I would never find a woman because I was too ugly. Boy I can't wait until he meets my Darling.
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 493
600 emails to get 5 dates???
Posted: 10/29/2015 3:54:15 PM
"That is a shame, I had such high hopes for her."

**sniffle....sniffle** Me, too, Ms. BrownEyedGirl. :(

But I finally had to give up on my Mr. Sailings. I kept thinking he would come back to me after he recuperated. But... I've been so lonely. I've been waiting for him but I'm pretending cause that's all I could do.
The love I was sending wasn't making it through to his heart....
He's been hiding, never letting it show and always trying to keep it under control.

But there's something that he forgot!

My heart sang to him.....What about love? Don't you want someone to care about you?
What about love? I silently begged....don't let it slip away!
What about love? I repeated. I only want to share it with you...
You might need it someday....my tears conveyed.

But then....I got a message in my inbox from an alligator huntress. :/

So....Y'all know what happened next. You guessed it!
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive. My bad!

And now I thinking....Mr. Lovey-Dovee....might be The One!

Only thing is....now that marriage is being discussed....I might should mention that a Yugo and a doublewide isn't going to be big enough for the...you know...six heathens.

So do you think I should mention this before or after the pancakes?

Sheesh! Dating is hard!
 o0BrownEyedGirl0o
Joined: 11/12/2014
Msg: 494
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Posted: 10/29/2015 4:06:20 PM
After, always after. Let them feed you first.

Don't sign the prenup.

Get your name on the will.

Trade the Yugo in for a Bentley. Tell him it is better for his image.

And kiss him only if you must but use someone else's mouth...... (ewwwww, those choppers are gross!) Will prairie do? After all, she said she'd be your second....
 LLove2LaughToo
Joined: 10/8/2015
Msg: 495
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Posted: 10/29/2015 4:42:14 PM

Message #493
But I finally had to give up on my Mr. Sailings.


You've been talking to Mr. Sailinges, he just deleted his Mr. Lovee account. He will make an appearance, any minute now.
 SunKist_Gal
Joined: 9/7/2015
Msg: 496
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Posted: 10/29/2015 4:48:29 PM
He's got a few going at once....don't kid yourself.
Like someone said...he likes to come back to each thread and hump his posts...lol.
 prairiefire60
Joined: 10/10/2015
Msg: 497
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Posted: 10/29/2015 4:59:26 PM
Ilovetolaugh, I'm sure the same people that reported your pictures and reported a few more poster's pictures had him removed. Did you self delete a month or two ago? No, didn't think so.

It was fun while it lasted.
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 498
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Posted: 10/29/2015 5:09:07 PM
Oh No! My new love is gone?

Story of my dang life! :/



***at least I still have my bottle of wine. Off to go have a good cry...alone...again. :(
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 499
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Posted: 10/29/2015 5:50:18 PM
Sending a case of wine to Windermere.

Never pegged you for the heartbreaking type KJ :(
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 500
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Posted: 10/29/2015 7:35:06 PM
I'm not.

It is my heart that is quite literally breaking tonight....so I 'll take the wine. :(





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