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|The thing with using a different approach to one's profile is that you'll either hit one out of the park or you'll strike out badly. While your formula is different and clever, in the online dating game it's a clear swing and a miss. |
Other than the fact that it will appeal to a very tiny group of women if at all, you don't actually say anything about yourself, your hobbies, your goals / aspirations, or what kind of woman you would like to meet.
And as others have already mentioned, your photos leave much to be desired. Women are also visual and anyone who claims otherwise is lying, so a really good start for you would be posting a few pics with a clear head shot showing off a big, bright toothy smile.