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 ChillinChill
Joined: 10/2/2010
Msg: 74
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^^^^^

That's what he said....

 Ineedyounow35
Joined: 9/20/2010
Msg: 75
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/20/2010 9:02:39 AM
"That's what he said...."

LOL! Well I am glad he survived.... woo wee.. I would be thinking what on earth just happened? Some folks play all innocent and then when that special time arrives they are 3 sheets to the wind and you are left thinking, well I did not know her as well as I thought I did.

 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 76
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Posted: 10/20/2010 9:24:08 AM
Methinks that when ones manhood is entered into another's womanhood and enduring whatever plethora of kinesis resulting in reaching the final act of ultimate communion, the most warranted vocalisations would be somewhat not dissimilar in tone and choice of grammatical incongruent slang but yet enjoying a medium to larger verbosity of phrases such as
"Oooooh YyyyeeaaaaaH baaaayyybeee OhOhOh argghghhgh argh ah oh"

but I stand here ready to be corrected by my peers and willing to acknowledge the oblique facts of higher learned collegians of this forum.
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 77
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/20/2010 12:00:44 PM

Mistress Chill, I am writing everything stated in your previous message down. Us youngins must learn. Except I don't think I can say dycksickle with a straight face, but everything else is gold.


The dycksickle and the penis colada cracked me up. LMAO....but I can see using either one before the foreplay starts, as an invitation to sex. Picture this:
Man: Honey do you feel like going out for a drive to the beach or something?
me: Hmmm, no, but I could go for a nice dycksickle right about now. ::::looks at him with a coy smile:::

or....

man: I'm going to get a beer out of the fridge, would you like one Babe?
me: No, but you can whip me up a penis colada anytime you're ready.

Do you think that will get me laid real good?
 REDDRAGON.
Joined: 10/9/2008
Msg: 78
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/20/2010 1:28:46 PM

Bring it? Yeah baby. Come on! Give me that f&Ck tool .Let me devour you first. Yeah. Give me that Dycksickle. I wanta Lick that f&Ck STICK. I love that magic flesh wand.
Love that sugary honey hunny... yeah. Ur drippin and I'm ready for that whipping.
Show me that Weeny Whip and WHip it GOOD. You taste like a frothing penis coolatta. You delicious hunk o meat. Come on...Let me be UR lil F&Ck Puppet. YOu F&CKA. Fill up all my holes. YOU Own me baby Cuz ur so f&Cken Good. You know it. NOW.. SHow me what ur working with YOU F&CK Monster. F&Ck me hard. F&Ck Master!!! Come on... You said u were gonna BRING it. SO....
Bring it Bad Boy...Come on my F&Ck Daddy. You know what to do.
FInd my little button. Get that rosebud. U know u want that sugary pie. Now
Get at that pink!!!Ehhhh YEAH.. Light me up baby get out that log, it's time to start a FIRE. Let me be ur lil c&nt slave...Ur piece of meat.... Yeah, ur Stick lick f&Ck suck puppet I wanna climb up one side of you and down the other .. But first I wanna take a ride on Love Handle baby. Gimme that Golden Love handle. Ur the f&Cken Best.
Give me that STICK shift. I'm Gonna drive you HOME BABY!!!!
You go F&ck Daddy. Come on SLAM me. YEAH, like a sceen door
in a hurricaine. Go FOR IT BABY. You know I been WAITIN on that Prescription baby.Come ON Dr. F&CK HAMMER> Give it to ME HARD. I need an INJECTION.
Yeah BABY. Get that thermometer HARDER cuz I want you to take my temperature
I"m GETTING HOTTT HOTTT and sweating baby. I must have the F&CK FEVER
cuz ur Doin me so good Now.. Yeah. Ur like a jack Hammer.. Bammer. F&ck C&Ckerman F&CK. U got a DYck o steeeel now baby. DON't Let it Gooooo. I'm about 2 GUSH.. Yeah, yesssss. AH yeahhh you know I did.. Yeahhh. YEAH. You KNOW I DID>. YEahhh ... OH F&CK DADDY yeahhh. Yeah. YOU KNOW it.. cuz u can feel my love juice dripping all ova YA.. OH YEAH BABY>. you KNOW thatz gonna be the
WET spot tonite HUNNY.. Oh yeah F&Cker you just did it.. Yeah.. Now I'm yours.
Now you can do whateva. I'm a FYCK puddle now.. Oh yeah baby. YEAH.. Doctor F&Ckgood. You did me right.. YEsssssss... Oh yeah.. I'm all URS NOW. Okay. yeah... u cummin. Where? Yeah.. I dunt care. YEAH... Yeah, every last drop.. YES>.. Gooooood Good. Ohhh .. Ready. Ready.. Readybaby.. YEAH.... Gulp gulp gulp. . Mmmmmm protein.... . ...


***We now return to our regular scheduled broadcast***




 Paddy_o_Lantern
Joined: 12/9/2009
Msg: 79
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/21/2010 7:32:47 AM

YEAH.... Gulp gulp gulp. . Mmmmmm protein.... . ...


Gotta like a girl with a healthy appetite
 Sabrosura089
Joined: 11/29/2009
Msg: 80
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/21/2010 9:24:24 AM

Bring it? Yeah baby. Come on! Give me that f&Ck tool .Let me devour you first. Yeah. Give me that Dycksickle. I wanta Lick that f&Ck STICK. I love that magic flesh wand.
Love that sugary honey hunny... yeah. Ur drippin and I'm ready for that whipping.
Show me that Weeny Whip and WHip it GOOD. You taste like a frothing penis coolatta. You delicious hunk o meat. Come on...Let me be UR lil F&Ck Puppet. YOu F&CKA. Fill up all my holes. YOU Own me baby Cuz ur so f&Cken Good. You know it. NOW.. SHow me what ur working with YOU F&CK Monster. F&Ck me hard. F&Ck Master!!! Come on... You said u were gonna BRING it. SO....
Bring it Bad Boy...Come on my F&Ck Daddy. You know what to do.
FInd my little button. Get that rosebud. U know u want that sugary pie. Now
Get at that pink!!!Ehhhh YEAH.. Light me up baby get out that log, it's time to start a FIRE. Let me be ur lil c&nt slave...Ur piece of meat.... Yeah, ur Stick lick f&Ck suck puppet I wanna climb up one side of you and down the other .. But first I wanna take a ride on Love Handle baby. Gimme that Golden Love handle. Ur the f&Cken Best.
Give me that STICK shift. I'm Gonna drive you HOME BABY!!!!
You go F&ck Daddy. Come on SLAM me. YEAH, like a sceen door
in a hurricaine. Go FOR IT BABY. You know I been WAITIN on that Prescription baby.Come ON Dr. F&CK HAMMER> Give it to ME HARD. I need an INJECTION.
Yeah BABY. Get that thermometer HARDER cuz I want you to take my temperature
I"m GETTING HOTTT HOTTT and sweating baby. I must have the F&CK FEVER
cuz ur Doin me so good Now.. Yeah. Ur like a jack Hammer.. Bammer. F&ck C&Ckerman F&CK. U got a DYck o steeeel now baby. DON't Let it Gooooo. I'm about 2 GUSH.. Yeah, yesssss. AH yeahhh you know I did.. Yeahhh. YEAH. You KNOW I DID>. YEahhh ... OH F&CK DADDY yeahhh. Yeah. YOU KNOW it.. cuz u can feel my love juice dripping all ova YA.. OH YEAH BABY>. you KNOW thatz gonna be the
WET spot tonite HUNNY.. Oh yeah F&Cker you just did it.. Yeah.. Now I'm yours.
Now you can do whateva. I'm a FYCK puddle now.. Oh yeah baby. YEAH.. Doctor F&Ckgood. You did me right.. YEsssssss... Oh yeah.. I'm all URS NOW. Okay. yeah... u cummin. Where? Yeah.. I dunt care. YEAH... Yeah, every last drop.. YES>.. Gooooood Good. Ohhh .. Ready. Ready.. Readybaby.. YEAH.... Gulp gulp gulp. . Mmmmmm protein.... . ...

A few days later I text him:
"YEAH ..baby U f&Cked me so good feels like ur dYck is still in me, Thank you!!! "



^^^Hot dayum, Miss Chill...ever thought of writing scripts for porn?!
 Paddy_o_Lantern
Joined: 12/9/2009
Msg: 81
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/21/2010 9:41:47 AM
^^^^^I do believe we have a number of budding porn script writers on these posts something from the strap on dildo thread comes to mind


I get SO turned on when I use the strap on just from watching the man get weak in the knees and the first time I enter barely able to hold his balance. I get soaking wet from watching him shake with lust and moan louder and louder as I make my thrusts go deeper. I actually drip down my leg as I see him in a state of pure ecstasy


I think the two of them might make a pretty good team.
 DemonLeather
Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 82
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/21/2010 11:07:34 AM
Hmmm,.. If you have sex with a deaf girl,..does she go crazy signing?? And,.. if you don't know hand sign launguage, do you bring an interperater into the bedroom?? It could get VERY confusing, trying to watch her AND a translator, and I'm sure there would be a bit of "lag" in the translation, You could miss a key moment in translaton.. like OOOOH! DON'T MOVE, RIGHT THERE,.. HARDER!! all it would take would to be out of sync 2-3 seconds and great sex could be reduced to ok sex...I'm sure it would be VERY hard for the translator to keep focused, and keep viewing JUST the hands...
Also..who does an Atheist call to during climax??! I mean, it would be like "ooOOooh,.OOOH, ooOOOOOOOoooooh!!! OH MY..MY,.. ummm.. MY,..>a few hand-jestures< umm er....
 _Icon_
Joined: 5/18/2008
Msg: 83
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/21/2010 5:16:46 PM
Some of you people are seriously funny. We have a weird little tribe here on POF, don't we?

We put the fun in dysfunctional.
 DemonLeather
Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 84
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/22/2010 7:31:42 AM
"Also I've ahd a few times when I'll go "oh god oh god OW Oh god oh god" because, well, for one, soemtimes it does hover b/t pleasure and pain when it's really intense and also, sometimes he seems to be hitting too deep? So I have to be careful or it will hurt. Haven't figured out exactly why that happens only once in awhile... but it's *really* embarrassing to go "OW" in the middle of sex! "

Tilt your pelvis up about 5-10 degrees, move him up about 6" than where he's usually at. it puts lots of pressure where it needs to be, and keeps you from bottoming out,.. Try it, experiment.... & you can thank me later...
 ChillinChill
Joined: 10/2/2010
Msg: 85
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/22/2010 9:35:04 AM
"""I think the two of them might make a pretty good team.""

Ink and I are actually thinking about writing a book.... not sure what the title should be.

Any suggestions????




" More O's for da Hos" ?????
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 86
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/22/2010 5:04:03 PM

We have a weird little tribe here on POF, don't we?
We put the fun in dysfunctional.


Lol. Yeah, but the tribe's dwindling, I think, without a link on the pof home page, and even if you get to the Forums page, you gotta scratch around for the Sex threads. PepperPetunia puts the link right in her profile- civil disobedience- gotta love it.


but it's *really* embarrassing to go "OW" in the middle of sex!


Buzz killer, too, I should think. I watched the House vote on the Health Care bill on tv, and right before the voting, Republican minority leader John Boehner shouted, "Armeggadon!!!" (his prediction of what was about to happen, lol). So I'm thinkin', next time I'm all entangled with a lover, that I'll shout, "Armeggadon!!!" Just for a lil change of pace

Had a friend in Oklahoma, hooked up with his paralegal while he was in the denouement of his first marriage, which did come to an end soon after. It took the paramour 7 years to run that guy to ground and haul him to the altar, but he wasn't fiercely resisting at the end, as she had demonstrated four-star restaurant culinary skill, and, uh, a boundless enthusiasm, and repertoire, in bed. Right after the honeymoon, he came home from work to find his new wife napping, nothing savory on the stove either, and when he scanned the freezer, it was chock full of Swanson's frozen dinners. Sooo, he woke her gently, suggested they dine out, which worked. Once home, in the yet untested marital bed, he positioned himself behind her, and she turned and said, "Nuh uh, we're not doing that anymore- it hurts."



" More O's for da Hos" ?????

Sounds so Chicago- not chic, seemingly, this year. Lol
 Annie was here
Joined: 3/12/2010
Msg: 87
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/22/2010 5:27:16 PM
When the sex is good I find it impossible to talk.The feelings and emotions are so intense that it takes away all words and leave your completely and totally drowning in pleasure. If I am talking that's a bad sign that my partner is doing a terrible job.
 B02115
Joined: 5/11/2010
Msg: 88
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/23/2010 8:26:11 AM
Moans are nice to hear.......and maybe some talking if it was relevant.....but I think if your partner is just reading aloud.. a things to do list....something is not quite right.
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 89
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/23/2010 10:59:03 AM
Ink and I are actually thinking about writing a book.... not sure what the title should be.
Any suggestions????


Lets see here:

1)...Yes, Women do Enjoy Sex....by, Peep Ing Thomas
2)...Erotic Word Help for the Shy Types...by, Shirley Isa Screamer
3) ...69, the easy way...by Symore Hinny.
4)....Squirting and Screaming...by I. P. Freely

5)....How to Make your Neighbors Move}
6)....Developing your lung power to win that Marathon}...Two more best sellers by, Shirley Isa Screamer

From the publisher...I.M. Freeky Inc.
Edited by Mr.Hung Low and Willy Whippet

You know you got a several going with your examples of verbal expression..I mentioned sharing and playing of fantasies in my answer....its a good thing if the case, you didn't go into any descriptions of that type of thing.
Likely from the heat of the responders, the pages might have caught on fire. Sure those women who can squirt and the men who cum like a firehose could have put out the flames...

But, what a mess and many wouldn't have been able to read it.
 matchlight
Joined: 1/31/2009
Msg: 90
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Posted: 10/24/2010 12:42:36 AM
When the deep breathing starts, you hope it's passion--and not just asthma.
 matchlight
Joined: 1/31/2009
Msg: 91
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Posted: 10/24/2010 9:20:10 AM
Hello, mz. Not much going on over there lately. I imagine CPR could be fun to practice, with the right partner.
 BoonDockSaint73
Joined: 3/29/2010
Msg: 92
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/26/2010 10:59:27 PM

who does an Atheist call to during climax?
as an atheist, I seem to "find god" when I cum, but eventually I regain my composure.


isn't that like folks who say "I love you" during sex ??

even when it ain't true?
 Delete_Me_Please
Joined: 11/10/2009
Msg: 93
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/27/2010 12:42:52 AM

Bring it? Yeah baby. Come on! Give me that f&Ck tool .Let me devour you first. Yeah. Give me that Dycksickle. I wanta Lick that f&Ck STICK. I love that magic flesh wand.
Love that sugary honey hunny... yeah. Ur drippin and I'm ready for that whipping.
Show me that Weeny Whip and WHip it GOOD. You taste like a frothing penis coolatta. You delicious hunk o meat. Come on...Let me be UR lil F&Ck Puppet. YOu F&CKA. Fill up all my holes. YOU Own me baby Cuz ur so f&Cken Good. You know it. NOW.. SHow me what ur working with YOU F&CK Monster. F&Ck me hard. F&Ck Master!!! Come on... You said u were gonna BRING it. SO....
Bring it Bad Boy...Come on my F&Ck Daddy. You know what to do.
FInd my little button. Get that rosebud. U know u want that sugary pie. Now
Get at that pink!!!Ehhhh YEAH.. Light me up baby get out that log, it's time to start a FIRE. Let me be ur lil c&nt slave...Ur piece of meat.... Yeah, ur Stick lick f&Ck suck puppet I wanna climb up one side of you and down the other .. But first I wanna take a ride on Love Handle baby. Gimme that Golden Love handle. Ur the f&Cken Best.
Give me that STICK shift. I'm Gonna drive you HOME BABY!!!!
You go F&ck Daddy. Come on SLAM me. YEAH, like a sceen door
in a hurricaine. Go FOR IT BABY. You know I been WAITIN on that Prescription baby.Come ON Dr. F&CK HAMMER> Give it to ME HARD. I need an INJECTION.
Yeah BABY. Get that thermometer HARDER cuz I want you to take my temperature
I"m GETTING HOTTT HOTTT and sweating baby. I must have the F&CK FEVER
cuz ur Doin me so good Now.. Yeah. Ur like a jack Hammer.. Bammer. F&ck C&Ckerman F&CK. U got a DYck o steeeel now baby. DON't Let it Gooooo. I'm about 2 GUSH.. Yeah, yesssss. AH yeahhh you know I did.. Yeahhh. YEAH. You KNOW I DID>. YEahhh ... OH F&CK DADDY yeahhh. Yeah. YOU KNOW it.. cuz u can feel my love juice dripping all ova YA.. OH YEAH BABY>. you KNOW thatz gonna be the
WET spot tonite HUNNY.. Oh yeah F&Cker you just did it.. Yeah.. Now I'm yours.
Now you can do whateva. I'm a FYCK puddle now.. Oh yeah baby. YEAH.. Doctor F&Ckgood. You did me right.. YEsssssss... Oh yeah.. I'm all URS NOW. Okay. yeah... u cummin. Where? Yeah.. I dunt care. YEAH... Yeah, every last drop.. YES>.. Gooooood Good. Ohhh .. Ready. Ready.. Readybaby.. YEAH.... Gulp gulp gulp. . Mmmmmm protein.... . ...


I like dirty talk but that much chatter during one session would annoy the hell out of me. There are much better things he should be doing with his mouth.

As for other sounds, guys seem to make a lot of noise when they come but not nearly as much of the pleasure sounds during foreplay as I'd like to hear. It's nice to have that little extra feedback when something feels particularly good but I suppose if they're trying not to come, such feedback would be counterproductive.
 matchlight
Joined: 1/31/2009
Msg: 94
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Posted: 10/27/2010 11:44:40 AM
^^^^Someone might make some money by inventing one of those things that made no noise at all--even on the "turbo" setting. Sort of a "stealth" technology. And something that powerful should probably have a backup battery in a charger. As well as a warning label.
 *closer
Joined: 3/12/2010
Msg: 95
sex noises and talking
Posted: 10/29/2010 1:18:07 PM
noise.
I also agree that many might have learned to have silent sex sessions, starting with:
masturbation. the last thing I needed was my domineering older sis holding that little secret over my head

then other play when you don't want mom/dad hearing you and "Johnny" during the supervised livingroom visit

and forward a decade or so and not wanting to scare little Johnny Jr. and siblings that you're stealing a "nooner"

sadly, for some they've once again become masters of mute masturbation while lying next to hubby who's been snoring and oblivious to the "passion" being rubbed off a foot away from him.

and in our geriatric golden years, we learn to tone down the volume if there's someone sleeping down the hall...and wondering just how much louder the vibe is when turned up to "turbo".


LOL....you just described my life to a tee! Except now I worry about my teens hearing the vibe as they walk past my room, and oblivious hubby is an ex now!

The thing is,even though I am still relatively "mute" during sex ....I love to hear my sexy hot wordy guy go on and on, as long as there's a lull so I can focus on coming.Sometimes,it can be a bit distracting.

Sometimes...silence is golden!
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 96
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Posted: 10/31/2010 11:52:35 PM
They are O.K. I guess.....I just wish she would close the door so I wouldn't have to turn up the volume on the TV.
 *closer
Joined: 3/12/2010
Msg: 97
sex noises and talking
Posted: 11/2/2010 3:28:21 AM

I like dirty talk but that much chatter during one session would annoy the hell out of me. There are much better things he should be doing with his mouth.


No doubt...and so should she!~ lol
Stick a c*ck in it already!
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
Msg: 98
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Posted: 11/2/2010 2:10:37 PM
Anyone who talks that much during sex..needs to do something more with their mouth..LOL
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