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 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
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Is it possible to train a bad kisser?

I've never found it possible. I tried a couple of times to at least make it livable ~ futile efforts. I no longer entertain the idea. They either know how or they don't. JMO
 Pilose_Wink
Joined: 11/2/2010
Msg: 27
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 11:30:51 AM
Maybe the helicopter tongue people should get together with the pickle jar mouth people?
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
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Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 11:31:46 AM

Looking forward to what you have to say. Educate me!


Smack them on the rear end with a rolled up newspaper.

Wait..my Lab actually likes that, and still does what she isn't suppose to..nevermind.
Plus, I hear some charge extra for that..so yeah, that mode of training is out.
 DemonLeather
Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 29
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 11:41:32 AM
HELL YEAH,... A bad kisser can go to great kisser in just a few easy lessons,. I've had women jam their tongues in my mouth and wag them like a Doberman's stubby tail that was glad to see me! Just like a LOT of people out there, they haven't taken the time to discover erotic. The most tactful phrase I've come up with is:"Here, let me show you something really nice" I completely distract them with ..oh wait..if you haven't progressed to sexual contact yet,. you MIGHT want to try another way,. just an advisory.. I totally distract them by very lightly,slowly barely touching..usually around the tender skin where the thigh meets the body..softly brush lips to lips,..getting slowly firmer,. If they go to trying to wag,. I'll shhh them quietly and tell them to let me lead..tell them to relax,.. softly whispering,..and slowly part their lips.if they go to wagging.. I'll part the "other"lips with my fingers,. and that usually locks them back down,.if not,. remove the stimulous at both ends,. until they submit.. just keep this lesson going 30-45 minutes and you usually get a well subdued kisser,. and an orgasm or two..Once you get them kissing semi-prperly, reward with a main event sexing & plenty of orgasms to reaffirm the training. Gals,. if you don't think it will work..just latch on to that erect "control" rod while kissing that bad kisser (or good one, for "experimental" purposes) and see if that doesn't get you complete attention, or even a lock-up of functioning wagging parts!
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 30
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 12:09:03 PM

Maybe the helicopter tongue people should get together with the pickle jar mouth people?




The Fish
The fish turn his lips inside-out and rather than articulate them in the way one might if there were any actual nerves in them, seems intent on encompassing the partner’s lips in a wet and slimy embrace. Were his saliva red, it would leave his partner vaguely resembling Bozo the Clown. Thirty seconds with a fish and anyone with any kissing panache will be swimming against the current to get away.

The Archeologist
Without prelude, the archeologist opens wide in a gesture that demands the same of their partner and then, with a hard and pointed tongue digs deep into the recesses of her mouth in an apparent attempt to discover any bits of kidney bean or spinach left over from lunch. This aggressive overture will quickly bury the present for posterity to be dug up over apple-tinis and belly laughs with the girls.

The Limp Noodle
Usually accompanied by equally limp and timorous caresses, ON might (in total darkness) be mistaken for someone in a semi-vegitative state. The texture of the tongue brings to mind a raw scallop reanimated to terrorize and disgust those that would cross its path.

The Chupacabra
Encounter a chupacabra and you might fear that your eyes will cave in from the pressure. Heaven forbid that your nose is clogged or you might find yourself in need of the kiss of life. Chupacabra creates a vacuum that will leave you panting, but not in a good way.

The Nibbler
A little teeth go a long way and the nibbler hasn’t been apprised. This tooth heavy kisser makes a snack from your lips, and while this style can be used as an accent, it’s best used sparingly like cloves or semicolons. One false move and you might need a stitch or two. Do not kiss a nibbler on a moving car or bus.

The Hunter Pecker
No, no, no. The lips are over here. It’s hit or miss with the hunter pecker whose pop kisses fall short of the mark and never amount to much even if they reach the target you’d think was intended. Trying to make out with an HP is like getting it on with Pepé le Pew and just as likely to have you squirming out of his reach while listening to words meant (we guess) to get you pecking back.

The Flipper
In the way pinball flippers nervelessly jump, Flipper’s tongue has something to prove about its prowess in the cunnilingus department. Someone needs to tell him that a mouth is not a clitoris and that this sort of behavior is likely to make the demo more than unnecessary.

The Porn Star
No one told this poor fellow that they kiss this way in porn because the air is believed to kill the harmful bacteria accrued in the previous scene. That or it’s all for show because the action takes place in plain sight. Video porn on demand is teaching the next generation that attempting to high five your partner’s tongue and then vibrating it violently while hissing to demonstrate your arousal is appropriate when really, it’s something best enjoyed alone with a jar of vaseline.

http://matadornetwork.com/nights/a-valentines-anti-tutorial-8-horrible-kissers-you-dont-want-to-be/

 *buzz*
Joined: 6/1/2006
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Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 12:38:52 PM
I would never attempt to t r a i n a bad kisser as such but to guide him, tempt him with lingering lips and let him see that there is more to a kiss than just planting a kiss on lips.
Lips can explore ~ sample ~ light the fire ~ seal
 arwen52
Joined: 3/13/2008
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Posted: 12/16/2010 12:58:41 PM
I don't think you have tried since your last post have you?


Nope. I mean, the last incident was less than 24 hours ago. This is not an activity I'm engaging in on a daily basis. I don't know if/when I'll see the guy again. I know not within a week at the very least and don't know the next time I'll be in a situation where I have the opportunity. I *could* create a situation if I wanted, but it's not a priority. However, I liked the gag reflex thing. Even if I never did it, the thought made me laugh.


I find it fascinating that so many of you would not at least try to retrain the 'bad kisser'. That being said, it is easier to get someone to learn something new than to unlearn bad habits...
At least give it a try... what have you lost?

Hon, some of us have tried and failed. That's why I'm asking.


The most tactful phrase I've come up with is:"Here, let me show you something really nice" I completely distract them with ..oh wait..if you haven't progressed to sexual contact yet,. you MIGHT want to try another way,. just an advisory..


I usually haven't gotten that far with them if they're that bad. Last night we were standing out on a sidewalk. No getting under clothes, not even close. This is only the second time I've kissed this guy, both times in public places. It was late, no one was around.

You guys have been funny and have made some good suggestions. I *will* try next time I have an opportunity. Don't know when that will be. It's unpredictable. I'll definitely let you know what happens.

 foreverstacey
Joined: 11/28/2009
Msg: 33
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 1:14:38 PM
Okay, it IS possible.. however it's hardly worth the time.


You dont need to tell them they suck at kissing.. you just have to take hold of their face and show them.. much more tactful than saying "you suck at kissing, let me show you"
 myrgth
Joined: 8/15/2009
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Posted: 12/16/2010 1:40:48 PM
Honestly, if we aren't compatible with something as simple and lovely as kissing then we really aren't going to be compatible with anything else in the sexual realm.

I've met people who didn't kiss in a way that was pleasing to me. Like another poster, I've said, "well, that was interesting but let me show you what really makes me hot!" Either the guy will jump on board and want to know what pleases me or he won't. If he doesn't, again it just points to a huge incompatibility. Experience has shown me that the guy who doesn't want to take the time to explore and learn all of the ways that I enjoy being kissed also isn't going to give a flying fig about how I like to be touched, how I like to be tasted, or how I like the much more nude activities - all of which indicate to me that I'm not going to want to get down and dirty with him.

So basically, if I've put it out there and 30 seconds later they are back to their standard fare - then that's going to be the end of any potential between us. I desire a lover who is open, communicative and willing to explore possibilities. Not one that is dead set that they know everything because their wife liked it. Haha, always makes me wonder if that's the exact reason they no longer have a wife. :-P
 peppermint petunias
Joined: 9/2/2009
Msg: 35
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 1:53:33 PM

Maybe the helicopter tongue people should get together with the pickle jar mouth people?

Ok GAWD^^^^^^^^^^^^

POST of the day award

Op..I think he would be willing to learn..and if he is interesting(and you must be somewhat interested or his tongue would not have gotten that far)



It takes a while for people to walk in sync..Think about it..holding hands walking..you don't always have the same rhythm/pace..you learn it from each other...




Let us KNOW.............

 abelian
Joined: 1/12/2008
Msg: 36
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Posted: 12/16/2010 2:04:27 PM

At least give it a try... what have you lost?

I tried once. However. like sex, the mechanical aspect is only a small part of what goes into being a good kisser (or a good sexual partner). Any moron can learn the mechanical part, but no amount of technique can make up for those things that, to the best I can tell, cannot be learned.
 RushLuv
Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 37
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 2:11:24 PM
I didn't train a man to kiss. I trained myself.

Like I stated previously, all it takes is a hand, mirror or bed post.

Since making out with bed posts, I learned not to open my mouth too wide, not to be sloppy but subtle. Thus learning not to go too fast, while making out.

Oh...I also started brushing my teeth before then...my dates hated how my breath always smelled like tuna.
 peppermint petunias
Joined: 9/2/2009
Msg: 38
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Posted: 12/16/2010 2:35:16 PM

bed post.


Wood or metal??? All posts are NOT the same.
We ARE talking kissing?





mirror


Ok ,NOW I have to know what the heck you did..with a mirror.
Unless it's disgusting..


my dates hated how my breath always smelled like tuna.


What have you done with rush??
Is this some impostor taking over her profile?..911 911 911

Safe word..I want the safe word.... Now!!! before I call the POF PO PO..

Op..I don't know what a man would say to that but I for one would love to hear a bit more about it..OMG....



Me thinks he would just FORGETABOUTIT
 RushLuv
Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 39
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/16/2010 2:49:40 PM
PP,

When I was in my late teens, I was a jacked up kisser. I was sloppy, and all over the place.

I was told by someone close to me, that if I want to practice becoming a better kisser, all I have to do is use ONE of my hands. But because I am such a weird person, I also started using mirrors and bed posts. Wooden bed posts, that is. Yes, I made out with my hand, mirrors (clean) and bed posts. Whatever people gotta do to practice on becoming a good kisser.

No, my breath never smelled like tuna before kissing a guy. He would run, and I would never hear from him again. I'm in a sarcastic mood today.

I once heard that it takes two to make a bad kisser, because the kissing styles don't mesh.
 Blu_Angie
Joined: 11/7/2010
Msg: 40
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Posted: 12/16/2010 3:30:34 PM
This is a good subject.

I believe you can help someone kiss the way you like to be kissed with lots of patience and practice.
 barefootkitten
Joined: 12/17/2009
Msg: 41
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Posted: 12/16/2010 9:14:07 PM
Thing is, no one actually thinks that they are a bad kisser. Have you ever met anyone who said, "yeah, I'm horrible at kissing!"?!

Personally, my fave horror story is the guy I kissed (kind of)....hard to tell really because I don't think his lips actually ever touched mine! I honestly think he tried to eat my face! I had to make my excuses and leave quickly. I have no interest in having to teach someone how to kiss when they honestly believe they're doing nothing wrong.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 12/17/2010 1:17:23 AM
I think the biggest mistake people make is kissing when they shouldn't. Good kissing takes a hell of a lot more than just the mechanics of how a couple of mouths hook up. To be good, you need the proper timing, atmosphere and a level of comfort to go to that level. I hate first date kissing, when you really don't have a feel for each other yet. Dinner and a movie, then closed eyes and a guppy pucker on the front porch just doesn't do it for me. I'd rather give her a hug and peck on the cheek and save the serious business for later. Personally I think other displays of affection like holding hands, walking hip to hip while having your arms around each other and hugging should be a prelude to any kind of sensual kissing. Good kissing should be built up to like foreplay. I want to really feel it before I do it. Good kissing requires a sensual embrace and the ability to move in comfort with the rhythm of the moment. That azz needs some room to squirm. The best kissing for me seems to come after a certain level of excitement has already been reached from a gentle massage or other means of sensual body contact. Don't even try romantic kissing when the ALL the other elements are not in place....it's a waste of time and a poor first impression as a potential lover. Do it right the first time, or don't do it at all.
 peppermint petunias
Joined: 9/2/2009
Msg: 43
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/17/2010 3:20:28 AM

When I was in my late teens, I was a jacked up kisser. I was sloppy, and all over the place.

I was told by someone close to me, that if I want to practice becoming a better kisser, all I have to do is use ONE of my hands. But because I am such a weird person, I also started using mirrors and bed posts. Wooden bed posts, that is. Yes, I made out with my hand, mirrors (clean) and bed posts. Whatever people gotta do to practice on becoming a good kisser.

No, my breath never smelled like tuna before kissing a guy. He would run, and I would never hear from him again. I'm in a sarcastic mood today.

I once heard that it takes two to make a bad kisser, because the kissing styles don't mesh.

Im Funnin with you rush..I'm silly today......HUG

YES you must be in sync and mesh..and if they are worth it they are worth learning for /teaching to. JMO.

I probably dropped 2 good guys over something like this ..It wasn't kissing, but something certainly as
fixable with some patience..........

.Lets hope the OP gets that man fixed before he becomes some serial gagger..

HEADLINE
Nine women found: Blue face's ..eye hemorrhage..open mouth.. surprised look on faces..scarring/tearing in back of throat.

They may or may not pull through!!

He is thought to be Theodore Tougnedy..BOLO BOLO
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
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Posted: 12/17/2010 4:52:21 AM
"The female equivalent is a woman who just opens her mouth and waits as if she has no idea of what kissing is beyond putting her lips on a guys lips. I personally don't think a bad kisser can be trained."

Oh god, the dreaded "Dead Fish" kiss. I ran into a couple of women in my life, who instead of simply turning away and saying they weren't interested in kissing me, used this Dead Fish method to make the experience unpleasant. It worked, to the extent that I went from liking them as friends, and wanting to take things further, to wanting nothing whatsoever to do with them for the rest of time.
If someone is kissing badly on purpose, there is certainly nothing to be done. And, if you insist on waiting until you find a "finished product," so to speak, a "ready right out of the box" relationship, then you might have to be VERY patient.

So, if this post was originally actually asking if bad kissing was a legitimate reason to bail out of a relationship that was otherwise promising, I would say no. If you are just looking for an exit, and want something to pin your decision on when the other person asks why, this would be an unpleasant, but truthful reason to give them. In that case though, the recommended exit line is "the chemistry just isn't right."
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 45
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Posted: 12/17/2010 5:20:14 AM

Maybe the helicopter tongue people should get together with the pickle jar mouth people?


LOL!
I have no doubt that previous women in a guys life have liked something that I don't. That can go for all physical acts. Just listening to what some of the women on these threads are into that I am not, is enough reason to give some poor guy a chance, if I need to tell him, give me more tongue, or not so much please. Or stop spinning this helicopter...whatever. I have also kissed a few "vacume cleaners" who want to suck my tongue in as if I'm never gonna get it back. It's like having your tongue stuck to an ice pole.


Some people are in need of a little guidance. Others are complete clods who just don't get it.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 46
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Posted: 12/17/2010 5:47:04 AM

Some people are in need of a little guidance. Others are complete clods who just don't get it.


There oughta be a big sign at the entrance to these Forum pages, that says just exactly that!!!

LOL @ "clod"- I haven't heard that term in decades. I know you ladies kiss frogs (with high hopes, lol) in desperate times, but I didn't know about this charity work with clods.
 abelian
Joined: 1/12/2008
Msg: 47
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Posted: 12/17/2010 5:47:12 AM

Oh god, the dreaded "Dead Fish" kiss. I ran into a couple of women in my life, who instead of simply turning away and saying they weren't interested in kissing me, used this Dead Fish method to make the experience unpleasant.

I had a girlfriend who kissed like that for real. She was interested enough in me to be my girlfriend, meet my parents, introduce me to her mom and get naked with me, but she could not kiss to save her life. I tried getting her to follow my lead in all sorts of ways short of flat out telling her and explaining it to her to no avail. Finally, I just did what she did. I opened my mouth and waited... and waited until she said, ``what are you doing?'' I can't remember the exact conversation, but I probably said something like, ``I'm doing what you do. I thought you would have liked that better.'' She just didn't get it and never did.

So, if this post was originally actually asking if bad kissing was a legitimate reason to bail out of a relationship that was otherwise promising, I would say no.

I would say it depends on how bad and how important kissing is. If it's important, then I think one ought to avoid getting into a relationship, since I don't think a person who can't kiss will ever learn to do it well.

Thing is, no one actually thinks that they are a bad kisser. Have you ever met anyone who said, "yeah, I'm horrible at kissing!"?!

That's true and since what I call a bad kisser another person might consider a good kisser, you could also say that one could attribute that to different styles of kissing. The girlfriend I mentioned above would have probably been happiest with a guy who just stuck his tongue down her throat. However, I tried to think of a general way one could get an idea of how good he/she is as a kisser and I came up with a possible test: On average when you first kiss someone in a comfortable, private setting, how long do you spend kissing without stopping to do anything but come up for air for a second or possibly to get something to drink after the first 30 minutes to an hour? How much do you rely on kissing to seal the next date?
 FoshFish
Joined: 4/30/2010
Msg: 48
Is it possible to train a bad kisser?
Posted: 12/17/2010 5:52:38 AM
Is it possible to train a bad kisser? yes. Definitely.

you need some equipment... rope, chains, whip, a chair, and a pistol. Also bring some chunks of zebra meat or other treats, for positivie reinforcement.

A man kan be trained by a well-trained trainer to kiss well in seven easy lessons.

my job is to train trainers to train ordinary people like you how to train their lovers to kiss well.

our motto... "guaranteed success, total customer satisfaction, or you kan kiss your money and your lover good-bye."
 RushLuv
Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 49
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Posted: 12/17/2010 9:26:39 AM
If men have no issues with training bad kissers, then how come so many of them refuse to "train" virgins? I thought men liked popping cherries?
 Dovelett
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Posted: 12/17/2010 10:34:39 AM
Well- It is never too late to learn LEARN if someone wants to learn to be a senuous kisser

However- a kiss tells a lot about a person

The driver noramally only cares about him/herself n wants normally has one thing in mind.

The pecker soft fly by kiss is -off standish n doesn't usually care one way or another or just wants U gone sorta like that hand shake bare shaking or touching OH MY golly don't give me germs or touch me ..lol or do I really have to do this sorta of thing.
Run like hell

The kiss of passion is one that starts out smooth soft n builds senously into where U can actually tell that YOUR partner is totally enjoying it because all sorts of things happen.
The wrapping of arms and the beating of hearts are full of thunder. Think about it. The mind starts to think n the body feels warm and lustously satisfied.

But than what do I know after all these years.
If the person is worth teaching ...step up to the plate and teach them and they might surprise you. What do have to loose?

However, if you don't want to kiss someone -nor like them don't waste your time or send a mixed signal.
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