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 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 41
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I love the "nice tan lines" comments when I reply "thanks"
and get "is that all you have to say"?

"No"- and then I delete all their mail.
 woobytoodsday
Joined: 12/13/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 4/29/2011 4:38:08 PM
I'm not all that fond of three word missives. Therefore, I don't get them. There's a handy little box on "edit your email preferences" that allows one to disallow messages shorter than 50, 100, 200, 300 characters. The downside is that you can't then complain about three word messages. . . . The upside is you don't have to waste time composing snappy comebacks for mail you wish you'd never seen. . . .

 BigBadNIrish
Joined: 1/31/2011
Msg: 43
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Posted: 5/3/2011 11:57:44 AM
This just came in:


Hey! Can I learn you more? Hope to stay in touch, XXXXXX on y h.


I replied:

"Nope...I learn me enough.... thank you."
 hcaspian
Joined: 2/9/2011
Msg: 44
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Posted: 5/22/2011 6:32:09 AM
I told one young studmuffin that I don't date anyone I have to housebreak 1st.
 Molly Maude
Joined: 9/11/2008
Msg: 45
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Posted: 5/22/2011 11:17:11 PM
when those young ones contact me, I never know quite what to say ... I FEEL like saying, "oh, for God's sake! I'm OLD and you're a horny CHILD! go AWAY! I'm looking for a grown-up!"

they say: "hi - yur hot - i like older women!"

I say: "I don't CARE that you like older women!"

they say: "how you doin?"

I say: "ok."

they say: "what you doin?"

I say: "reading your message."

some of those kids must be bored beyond belief!
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 1/4/2011
Msg: 46
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Posted: 5/23/2011 4:19:40 AM
I really do forget about message length settings-
Its more a comment than complaint.
Downside- thats what I get for posting cleavage.
Upside- it gets me dates ; )
 physicsgirl79
Joined: 5/18/2011
Msg: 47
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Posted: 6/10/2011 4:30:27 PM
I love the pea soup comment!
I would like to add the responces I would like to send to a few questions.
1. What is a physicist?
A. What is google for dipsh*t?
2. Can you explain the physics of star trek/ starwars?
A. No, nerd, go back to your basement.
3. Y diddn u cale me?!?
A. Ummm.....ccuz ure (slurp) an idiot?
And oh my favorite.....
4. So I'm really into the whole astronomy astrophysics thing too. But can you explain why the tarot cards don't werk* for me?
5. Really? Honestly? Dude, you just made my brain hurt. You can go away now.
 FsM
Joined: 3/17/2010
Msg: 48
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Posted: 6/10/2011 7:32:18 PM
OK this by far has to be the best.
This came as an IM. Window pops up and the message:
"Would you be interested in getting choked out?"
For those that are unfamilar this is affixation or cutting off air supply during the course of an intimate act, in order to bring a heightened sexual pleasure or release. (tactfully put)
My reply: "Would you be interested in going to jail?" , block user and close IM.

I mean to have this be an initial contact w/ someone you don't know. What on earth in my appearance or profile would indicate this as a turn on for me-ugh!! WTF
Way too many young guys looking for a piece. Correction-too many guys-period, looking for just a piece-not limited to young-believe me!
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 6/15/2011 8:30:00 PM
21 yr old: I wd rock your wrld

me: and what would we do for the rest of the commercial break?

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23 yr old: I'm really into older women

me: Would you like me to introduce you to my Mom?

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19 yr old: What does a younger guy have to do to get an older woman's attention?

me: Grow up

and yes, these are my actual replies! What do I care if I tick off a 20 yr old?!
 tata1978
Joined: 5/20/2011
Msg: 50
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Posted: 6/19/2011 11:38:19 PM
I just tell them, "that would be super. I had a such a bad day and could really use a good laugh."
 tata1978
Joined: 5/20/2011
Msg: 51
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Posted: 6/19/2011 11:48:03 PM
Jojoaus,

Here's one for that "halves on dinner" message you received:

"Hey,this 'ok' looking woman's not greedy, I'll pay for ALL of my dinner at the restaurant of my choice and you do the same. Have a great time and Enjoy!" :)

(gotta add the smile, it enhances the sarcasm lol)
 tata1978
Joined: 5/20/2011
Msg: 52
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Posted: 6/20/2011 5:32:33 PM
For the "you're beautiful"/"you're hot"/"you're gorgeous" messages:

Reply: "I can tell you're a man/guy/boy (choice means little when dealing with this level of idiocy) of few words and apparently even fewer brain cells :)" (always add a smiley face for a little extra Punch! Lol)
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 53
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Posted: 6/20/2011 7:22:07 PM
"23 yr old: I'm really into older women" MsMicki I like yours, here's another one I've come up with "cool, then why aren't you dating your mom's friends?" Yeah I know I get the deer in the headlights....it's still funny!
 FlyyinSolo87
Joined: 6/15/2011
Msg: 54
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Posted: 6/21/2011 9:18:49 PM
This was sent to me on another website.

"In the rigorously brief overview of your profile, I have already married you and divorced you in my mind. So thanks for all the imaginary memories.... you will always hold a special place in my heart, Your Ex-Hubby,

XXXX

P.S. I'll keep the house in Hawaii, you can keep the cat"

To which I replied.

"To be honest, I don't know if I should be honored you mentally married me. Or pissed off you mentally divorced me. Either way thanks for the cat. I just made and appointment to have his balls cut off. Not sure that was good planning on your part."

That actually led to a first date. But nothing past that.
 Skotch
Joined: 5/12/2010
Msg: 55
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Posted: 6/28/2011 6:00:44 AM
haha, that's pretty awesome flyyin...

All these responses makes me want to send out stupid emails. I could totally go back and forth for a few days on my mom's friend's tan lines.
 Axe Elf
Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 56
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Posted: 6/29/2011 12:44:34 AM
Ok, not an email, but I love it when I ask a girl to dance and she says she wouldn't dance with me if I was the last man on Earth, because then I get to shout over the music, "DANCE? You must have misunderstood. I said you look FAT in those PANTS!"

Until next time...
Æ™
 shakeitupbaby2012
Joined: 8/12/2010
Msg: 57
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Posted: 6/29/2011 9:34:04 PM
True Message:
To the guy who had seen me on pof then saw me in a restaurant and wrote that he had seen me at lunch and wanted to come over and introduce himself but couldn't because he was with friends.

I asked why that held him back and he said because they know I'm married.

Response: I'm sure that both your wife and your mom are very proud.

I'd say he's probably the last dipstick
I responded to. It's all deletes and blocks from that point on.
Wastrels lol.
 bluenit64
Joined: 10/4/2010
Msg: 58
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Posted: 7/11/2011 7:05:16 PM
to the women that say sup in thier first email to you and nothing else I give a Z for effort, sureley there is more to cover. I mean I'm brutally honest about what I'm going to say but I try to let you know I read your profile unless you arent my type. but I always send another email to let you know I'm not interested if I'm not or I am if I am. I just can't go off a conversation that has to deal with 3 letters.
 MJtoshort
Joined: 6/18/2011
Msg: 59
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Posted: 7/19/2011 5:13:08 PM
double yikes was he suggesting some angry neighbor
 _eunique
Joined: 6/9/2011
Msg: 60
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Posted: 7/28/2011 7:57:36 AM
I cant take credit for this, but it works for the nuisance people in your mailbox:

"My parole officer says I'm ready to date. I'm no longer a danger to myself and others and after looking at your pics for hours each day I know you are the one for me. I know when we meet you'll feel the same. If you don't then eventually you will. Because I'm a romantic until your last breath. I never give up, ever."

I found this in a different forum and it works just like RAID!!

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