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 RoadGhost
Joined: 7/29/2011
Msg: 18
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WTF is with you ladies and pepper spray?
Can i just please, please, please, go out on ONE date where i dont get sprayed?

 RoadGhost
Joined: 7/29/2011
Msg: 19
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Posted: 8/3/2011 2:02:03 PM

My hobbies include chewing on glass bottles because they taste like ouch.


 Ro0ki3
Joined: 7/27/2011
Msg: 20
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Posted: 8/3/2011 5:20:07 PM

So where did you copy/paste this top 10 list from? Please tell me it's not original....haha.


I don't know about his, but my top 10 was all original. I would guess his was original too bc his name screenwriter.
 Jazzzy
Joined: 10/17/2006
Msg: 21
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Posted: 8/4/2011 4:04:09 AM
I read a profile once that stated, "Looking for a woman with the same interests: hunting, fishing, 4-wheeling and working on cars." I am sure that is going really well. lol
 meowsaidthetigress
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 22
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Posted: 8/4/2011 11:21:57 PM
As a first date description- anything he/she wants
Under drinking/smoking/wants children/occupation- prefer not to answer
I live in a large commune and the drugs are free.
My shrink lets me go home on weekends.
I only have six kids by four people and have only been married three times.
My disability and unemployment checks give me a great income.
I promise to be faithful when Im satisfied.
 Molly Maude
Joined: 9/11/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 8/5/2011 12:56:40 AM
things to NEVER write on an online profile:

1. I'm only abusive when I'm feeling insecure ...

2. I'm a social drinker ... I only buy whiskey, vodka, scotch and gin in the gallon jugs because I'm thrifty ... those empties in the trash have been saved up, they're not just from this week ...

3. I only feel insecure when my beloved doesn't do everything exactly the way I want things done ...

4. I have to check the rules again to determine whether I have to tell you I'm a registered sex offender or not ... I'm not sure about that ... I never know who I have to tell ... sigh.

5. I really love children ... if you have young children, that would be a definite plus!

6. I want to smother you with love and I will supervise everything you do, how you dress, what you say, think and read ...

7. I've been drug free for 17 days now ...

8. I have many varied interests and am looking for a lover who shares those interests!

9. I'm really only abusive when I'm feeling insecure ... oh! did I say that before? well, it bears repeating ...

10. I have several children by different lovers but you won't have to worry about seeing them because there are restraining orders preventing me from seeing them ...

my dream lover!
 Her1963
Joined: 1/28/2011
Msg: 24
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Posted: 8/7/2011 6:31:04 PM
I had a man send me a message, so of course I looked up his profile. It was the most hostile profile I had ever read, going on and on about who women on this site were full of themselves and liars. And, he really expected me to reply!? He scared me, and I told him so!

So on the top 10, hostility about women on this site and past experiences with them, will probably NOT get you positive attention.
 Phoenyx311
Joined: 7/15/2011
Msg: 25
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Posted: 8/10/2011 7:50:24 PM

Really 2 girls 1 cup! lol
yeah I would say thats more
something you bring up on a second date!
lol


lmao
 Simply_Me_83
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 26
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Posted: 8/10/2011 11:26:03 PM
I had fun reading these.. they were all super funny :)
 5357stk
Joined: 7/30/2011
Msg: 27
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Posted: 8/12/2011 2:26:01 PM
So true...'prefer not to answer' under wants children? I'm 54, it he says open or yes...why is he writing to me and he abviously needs someone 30 years younger.

Punctuation gentlemen! There is only 1 comma, not 2 and they go immediately after the word, THEN a space, not the other way around. (huge turnoff)

Spelling!!! Really? You're 50+ (huge turnoff) Proof read, its important.

And no, not looking for a boy friend (written that way).
 5357stk
Joined: 7/30/2011
Msg: 28
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Posted: 8/12/2011 2:33:37 PM
LETS GO TO ARUBA!

 Sunsunsun4
Joined: 8/11/2011
Msg: 29
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Posted: 8/14/2011 6:47:28 PM
I agree, pictures of your kids and family are a turnoff. I don't like seeing children made vulnerable, and wonder if you have others' permission to post on their behalf. You're likely to post photos of ME somewhere, and/or talk behind my back about my personal business. I couldn't feel safe with you.

I once dated a guy who was an AA member. He discussed details of our relationship at meetings! He came back at me with the advice of a bunch of strangers. I was totally skeeved.
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
Msg: 30
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Posted: 8/15/2011 5:48:05 AM

LETS GO TO ARUBA!


OOOH! I LOVE the dark humor in that!!!
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