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Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 26
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hmm lots of junk i left out. That I love jelly bellys, im a closet nimpho haha! that I fall to peices at sappy movies, im a harry potter and star wars lover, i read UNCLE JOHNS bathroom reader in bed to have intelligent DID YOU KNOW conversations around the water cooler at work..( man you can learn SO MUCH from those books!) I love horses and farms, ( grew up on on) im a country girl stuck in the city. I love all things celtic, im a highlander at heart. Im related to scottish royalty and my ancenstors still live in the original castle in aberdeenshire.
Joined: 4/9/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 7/27/2011 7:53:13 PM
I have a blankie. Dont hate 'cause you don't have one too.
Joined: 5/17/2011
Msg: 28
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Posted: 7/30/2011 1:35:05 PM
I left out that I know all of the words to the Sponge Bob, Square Pants song.
Whoooo, lives in a...
Joined: 1/25/2011
Msg: 29
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Posted: 8/2/2011 7:32:51 PM
Hmmm....things I left out of my profile.......likes fishing at the pet store.. ...

Enjoys static shocks....

... and dreams of watching a wonder woman marathon on netflix
Joined: 7/26/2011
Msg: 30
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Posted: 8/8/2011 5:48:02 AM
I think that being an intelligent person is an attraction, at least to me it is. Why on earth would you leave out an attraction?
Joined: 7/26/2011
Msg: 31
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Posted: 8/8/2011 5:53:03 AM
You don't have a flat butt, you have a large gut. That is whats pushing your pants down!
Joined: 8/4/2009
Msg: 32
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Posted: 8/9/2011 7:47:43 PM
Spent way to many Sat. nights talking with ex-roomate on how we could build a levitating car using the opposite polarity of the earth's magnetism, not to mention the countless hours explaining to others why you can't build or ever shall be able to build a lightsaber just like in Star Wars.
Joined: 6/26/2011
Msg: 33
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:10:19 PM
Thank-you, GW. I am glad I am not the only one!!

EasyGoing - that is scary!! I, however, know all the words to the Rubber Ducky song. Rubber ducky, you're the one!

Joined: 6/11/2011
Msg: 34
left out of your profile...SOWRITE
Posted: 8/14/2011 1:11:11 AM
sowrite....Put those qualities in your profile. Be surpised how many guys like that. I myself would not run but would embrace it....

Now. if you are "standing" next to me when I pee.......Run Forest
Joined: 8/11/2011
Msg: 35
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Posted: 8/14/2011 6:32:08 PM
LOL I'm a physics geek, too. What I REALLY don't mention is that I believe the Theory of Relativity may also be a proof theorem for reincarnation. If all time exists at once, then perhaps all our lives are happening at once.

It's not only that guys will think I'm weird---but I've had a spiritualist earnestly try to convince me we'd "lost" each others' true love in another life. Hoo boy. I didn't walk, I ran!

I love theorizing these things, but some people live them out in ways I don't want to be part of LOL
Joined: 7/21/2007
Msg: 36
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Posted: 8/22/2011 9:23:35 PM
Let's see what i left hmmm I guess i left out that I'm a total geek for commentaries. I have never pursued any career that has to do with film or television but I do love watching movies and listening to the commentaries. The commentaries from Kevin Smith's team and Judd Apatow's are the most hilarious.
Joined: 8/20/2011
Msg: 37
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Posted: 8/24/2011 9:12:04 PM
Why? I would find that extremely attractive in its own right.
Joined: 8/20/2011
Msg: 38
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Posted: 8/24/2011 9:16:53 PM
Well that last post was about the mathematician. First post on this forum fail.

What I left out is what I'm actually thinking about putting in. I watch NASCAR, but go to wine dinners, like Star Wars and Super Troopers, but will also go to see a local theater performance. IDK stuff I thought was wierd but what also sets me apart.
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 39
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Posted: 8/24/2011 10:00:07 PM
I was a paper Doll salesman...but I wasn't Cut-Out for it...
I was a Luggage salesman...but couldn't Handle it...
I wanted to be a Politician...but couldn't decide whether to be a Democrat or a Republican...
so I became a Pedestrian...
I was an Anvil salesman...but couldn't take the pounding...
I wanted to be a Pro Golfer...but couldn't swing it...
I was a Porn star...but it sucked...
I was a Pilot...but couldn't wing it...
Joined: 2/28/2011
Msg: 40
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Posted: 8/30/2011 11:24:37 AM
What I leave out?

I like a very wide variety of music but I hide the fact I'm on a Country music kick right now. Yea that sounds strange BUT trust me. In Southern California that's the equivalent of telling women you have flesh eating bacteria.

Of course there are exceptions but those women are few and far between!
Joined: 9/22/2009
Msg: 41
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Posted: 9/5/2011 11:36:16 AM
I left out that I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Joined: 1/18/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 9/18/2011 10:18:07 AM
Well, I'm a writer, so I left out about 99%. Otherwise, who would buy my autobiography?!? Then, too, there's the questions of amount of space and how much do people actually want to READ about you? I think a profile should be more like a teaser, y'know, up-coming attraction stuff?

I COULD have mentioned I'm actually from Alpha Centauri, but then INS would be after my case, and people would think I'm crazy. Okay, well, I AM!; never mind! I'm really not paranoid; that stalker behind me is!
Joined: 1/19/2011
Msg: 43
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Posted: 9/18/2011 1:28:01 PM
Having no brothers, my Dad (R.I.P.) taught us girls how to shoot, hunt, fish, and do mechanic work. I have overhauled engines and transmissions in my day. I have even spent a few years driving 18 wheelers cross country and then, at the end of the day, I can also go in the kitchen and cook a mean seafood gumbo or a jambalaya. AMERICAN BY BIRTH..CAJUN BY THE GRACE OF GOD
Joined: 7/25/2011
Msg: 44
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Posted: 9/18/2011 3:42:41 PM
I think it's funny that some of the post on here are things that would actually attract me to someone and make me message them :P

I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Joined: 3/28/2011
Msg: 45
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Posted: 9/18/2011 7:37:18 PM
I left out how important my friends are to me mainly because most oh kay all of my friends are very strange
Joined: 3/25/2010
Msg: 46
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Posted: 9/19/2011 5:45:09 AM

Well I have deliberately left out the fact that I am actually a mathematician.
I'm sure most can understand why.

I've been working on this for awhile, but can't seem to figure it out.
Joined: 7/22/2010
Msg: 47
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Posted: 9/19/2011 6:34:14 AM
Mine would have to be that on "down time" I video game!

I would rather play a video game then watch TV!

Most guys don't like it when their date can throw C4, or snipe better then them!

but I also know that video games are just that "a game" and don't make it my life so I do leave it out
If a man kept me busy enough I would never play!
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 48
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Posted: 9/20/2011 3:29:38 AM
Oh my... I didn't even know I was supposed to keep my Harry Potter enjoyment from the greater public?? I don't /didn't say how much I liked reading Lord of the Rings time and time again since I was 9. I did intimate that I am a Shakespeare fan though. I certainly didn't include my slightly OCD issues at home, or my slightly controlling nature. Good job I hooked a fishie before he knew that kind of sh!t huh???
Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 49
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Posted: 9/26/2011 10:41:18 AM
I didn't mention comic books in my profile, just science fiction, anime, Star Trek, Doctor Who, sci fi conventions, roleplaying games, time travel, and alternate history.
Joined: 9/7/2011
Msg: 50
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Posted: 9/26/2011 8:44:25 PM
First of all, props on a great thread.

I guess I have two things I'd like to put out there:

1.) I'm only attracted to "weird" women (interpret that how you will, but it entails women with distinct humor and personality - no generics, sorry)

2.) Many of my friends call me a strange nickname, "Headface," and even made a shirt for the team I was on with a picture of my face juxtaposed with the Obama hope sign with random, nonsensical quotes I said during college.

Beat that!
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