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 AmanteFedele
Joined: 9/23/2011
Msg: 51
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errr......

sometimes i enjoy listening to talk back radio.
 dyanna2011
Joined: 9/13/2011
Msg: 52
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Posted: 10/4/2011 8:29:12 AM
This thread is brilliant!!! Thank you
 dyanna2011
Joined: 9/13/2011
Msg: 53
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Posted: 10/8/2011 8:25:54 PM
I was wondering though, no one put this stuff on their profile but anyone can read it here also.
 RobertinStages
Joined: 6/20/2010
Msg: 54
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Posted: 10/9/2011 3:32:35 AM
Holy C**P! I peed my pants in front of the whole 2nd grade class. LOL The nun wouldn't me go to the bathroom until my group, the blue birds, sang our hymns in front of the class. Needless to say the high notes did me in. I did let run down my leg onto the floor though.. There was a puddle left when we sat down.. She wanted "SOMEONE" to raise their hand and say they did it. NOT ME! She went starting with the first row and started checking everyone for pee evidence. I waited to until she checked three rows of classmates and the girl sitting in from of me to tell her I did it. Hee hee
 weebs28
Joined: 4/28/2011
Msg: 55
left out of your profile??
Posted: 10/9/2011 6:17:35 AM
CCSMom I not only have a blankie but a pillow too... after I post here I'm totally putting it on my profile too.
 chromelove08
Joined: 11/17/2008
Msg: 56
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Posted: 10/12/2011 11:46:17 AM
Lets see...uh left out that my bro lives with me, I am a tomboy and i don't dress like a girly girl. I'm very sarcastic and tend to offend people. I was picked on in high school alot because either the guys thought i was a lesbian or a whore. I was neither (a virgin til i got into college). i was once addicted to porn. Can't think of many more actually
 Akizzej
Joined: 5/1/2009
Msg: 57
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Posted: 10/13/2011 10:01:24 PM
With 31 interests listed in my profile as 'conversation starters', I thought it best to leave out that years ago I neutered my male kitten myself ... yep - I can see how being handy with a scalpel around testicles would have the messages flying in (as if they do now!!).

{please note, he was anesthetised and it was under supervision of a registered vet and ended up living a long and healthy life}
 LeoRejean
Joined: 9/14/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 10/14/2011 6:45:31 PM
in order to create this profile i had to run spellchecker and something about grammar in a word processor program before i posted it for you who probably wont read this far:)

such a pity all that work and you cant even read:(

:P


if i did hold things back it would be I'm a gamer, I graduated half a year early from college with honors from one of the hardest courses in IT. I like being antisocial until someone starts with the dirty jokes them I'm all in! PS I work in warehouses because after the time I spent in college I realized 2 things. One, the walls in this room are boxing me in! And two, Cant wait to get back behind my forklift to pay off my diploma that I use to stare at as I ponder the cost of college versus the cost of a tech person fixing my computer to free up my time.

GD this list could go further but can't give all the secrets away (might have to kill you sort of thing duh duh duh......).
 RobertinStages
Joined: 6/20/2010
Msg: 59
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Posted: 10/20/2011 6:09:31 AM
"Lets see...uh left out that my bro lives with me, I am a tomboy and i don't dress like a girly girl. I'm very sarcastic and tend to offend people. I was picked on in high school alot because either the guys thought i was a lesbian or a whore. I was neither (a virgin til i got into college). i was once addicted to porn. Can't think of many more actually"

Damn chromelove that is awful! I hate bullies and no one should ever be bullied!!! Period. Don't let that period in your life or where you are at right now define you. I wouldn't put that information in my profile AND it's nobody's business either. You can save that for someone special that understands you. Sarcasm isn't the best quality to have in my opinion but if you manage to do it without hurting someone's feelings, what the hell! Some of the best comedians use it ALL THE TIME. You may have a calling if you can make people laugh with it. There's plenty of fish and life is ever changing.
 angelamarie76
Joined: 10/11/2011
Msg: 60
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Posted: 10/20/2011 6:57:52 PM
Yes! I have had two married men contact me-& the ones wife wanted to meet me too! Pure craziness I am not into that sort of thing & I think I even have it set up so married or men in a relationship are not to contact me.what the hell!?
 frijolera_ninja
Joined: 4/11/2011
Msg: 61
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Posted: 10/20/2011 9:10:59 PM
I have Barney Rubble feet... I think I can cure anyones foot fetish!
 Sakfak
Joined: 7/17/2011
Msg: 62
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Posted: 10/21/2011 9:48:50 AM
I left out the fact that I eat constantly and could eat all day, every day. And not healthy things. I have fruit binges but mostly it's pizza and cheeseburgers.

Really going to bite me in the ass when I'm 40 and my metabolism goes.
 RobertinStages
Joined: 6/20/2010
Msg: 63
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Posted: 10/22/2011 6:54:19 AM
You know Sakfak.. I'm thinking your body wants good food and that's why you are eating so much. Try a healthy diet for awhile.
 SarahTM
Joined: 3/4/2008
Msg: 64
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Posted: 10/23/2011 5:58:15 PM
When ever I am watching a TV news show such as Dateline, 20/20, Fifth Estate, 60 Minutes, etc. I always have to state my opinion out loud, always...............and never have my dogs disagreed with me


I have a friend who is a 'know-it-all' and likes everyone to know it, so when I know I am going to be seeing her, I look up some little-known tidbit of trivia, but important trivia, and something I think she should know. I casually drop this into the conversation and chat a little about it and drive her nuts

I can't write in my profile that I talk to myself, or the TV and that I enjoy bothering my friends.
 RobertinStages
Joined: 6/20/2010
Msg: 65
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Posted: 10/24/2011 5:42:20 AM
lmao!! YOU are too funny Sarah. Your friend she be glad that you put effort into your relationship with her. hee hee. I'm sure her other friends just ignore her.
 chromelove08
Joined: 11/17/2008
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Posted: 10/24/2011 8:08:28 AM
Yeah i gotta admit i would do the same thing Sarah would do so that my friend would get off her high horse. I learned to bug people by growing up with my brother and sometimes its just fun to see their reaction.
 Worbug
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 67
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Posted: 10/27/2011 1:46:36 PM
SarahTM I have the same issuse. I literaly cannot watch the news anymore. I get so amped up at the stupidy that I cannot keep quit and I talk as if they can hear me.
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 68
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Posted: 10/28/2011 12:40:27 PM
...That I'm only about this >*< far from packing-it-in and forgetting about
making a wonderful lady very happy!
I'd be more than happy to relocate... To Her...
but noone will so much as respond to a polite note...to give it a chance..!!
And yet...they all ask that ~age old question~, that led to my screen name...and headline..!!
 RobertinStages
Joined: 6/20/2010
Msg: 69
What have you left out of your profile??
Posted: 10/29/2011 6:26:06 AM
hey realchic!!! Who doesn't like cartoons, blowing bubbles and coloring??? Everyone just leaves it out of the Profile cause it's a given. ;-)
 chromelove08
Joined: 11/17/2008
Msg: 70
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Posted: 10/29/2011 11:09:19 AM
Hell yeah...I even color out of the lines sometimes to be a little reckless!
 big_small_world
Joined: 8/9/2008
Msg: 71
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Posted: 10/29/2011 1:22:09 PM
I left out the fact that I'm the only black guy in my circle of friends and when we hang out in bars random people walk up to me and ask for drugs.
 Lynsteph74
Joined: 12/1/2005
Msg: 72
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Posted: 10/29/2011 7:55:55 PM
I wish we could like threads on here like Facebook :) BC I like this one. Way more than one thing not on my profile though.
 modivin
Joined: 8/21/2011
Msg: 73
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Posted: 10/29/2011 10:29:24 PM
I leave out that I secretly love any man who takes a picture in front of the mirror,especially if he is flexing his teeny weeny muscles with his shirt off.....
That and I love playing frisbee......with my cat

 RobertinStages
Joined: 6/20/2010
Msg: 74
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Posted: 11/2/2011 5:35:12 AM
Frisbee with your cat??? hee hee you have to youtube that one. Why don't women take pictures with their shirts off? Just not fair!

Let's see.. "left out" .. I love horror novies! AND I don't watch chick flicks if I can help it.. WHY? .. cause they make me cry. LOL
 chromelove08
Joined: 11/17/2008
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Posted: 11/2/2011 9:52:13 AM
Lol you should put that in your profile....that's cute. I love horror movies too and chick flicks make me cry and love stories make me depressed.
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