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 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 108
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yx!



maybe this is where women got the idea for a wandering finger... ewwww. glad i'll never fall asleep during one!


then again, maybe you should just let him sleep, finish the job, then he's the one missing out, right?
 pepy
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 111
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2005 12:32:03 PM
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Next time he falls asleep, pour a little homey on it and let the dog take over for you


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 endogoddess
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 113
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Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2005 1:29:39 PM
it could just be it is relaxing for him. if he thought you sucked at it that bad he probly wouldnt let you do it.
 pepy
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 114
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2005 1:39:25 PM
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Can you say butt plug!

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 caddyman1
Joined: 9/1/2005
Msg: 118
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/15/2005 2:50:32 PM
well I have to agree with you if you do not know how to do it right then you do suck at it . now as far as falling alseep yes it really depends on the mood of the man did he have a hard day is he sleepy, or when you do go down on him is he relaxed what you want to do is go down on him when he is playing with you and he is ready and able thats when you want to try it other wise forget it once a man gets relaxed he will fall asleep on you sorry .
 caddyman1
Joined: 9/1/2005
Msg: 119
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/15/2005 2:55:20 PM
that was funny you got me cracking up here oh shit very good
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 121
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/20/2005 5:58:28 AM
Teeth hell!
Super glue it to his thigh
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 122
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/20/2005 6:39:54 AM
I think I'm in love with^^^^^
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 123
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/20/2005 7:02:31 AM
sorry hon but I'm poor as dirt right now
guess I'll have to make do with the local Italians
 Myfakename
Joined: 8/11/2005
Msg: 124
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/20/2005 9:22:39 AM
True men (like me!) know that there is no such thing as bad head (for me, from a girl). Ok, maybe the ones that hurt, but that would wake the guy up. Since he fallin asleep you aren't bad at it. Bite it next time. He will wake up.
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 132
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/30/2005 12:51:20 PM
i'd rather be asleep at the start, and awake for the end, than the other way around. plus i dont think this is possible. unless its REALLY bad head
 Holy Grail
Joined: 8/29/2005
Msg: 136
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Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/30/2005 1:35:06 PM
yeah it's happened to me once or twice before. I couldn't help it. I worked days and the Ex worked nights, she would get home at 1-4 AM and would always expect some action. For years i was getting little to no sleep so once in a while I would doze off for a few minutes. She never got mad or upset though. Unless I would wake her up at 6:30 Am before i went to work the same day!
 LoonyTunz
Joined: 8/11/2006
Msg: 142
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Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 4/15/2007 11:06:02 PM
I've only ever fallen asleep during one hummer in my life and that was a combination of being exceptionally tired and she really wasn't doing much of anything I enjoyed.

If a guy has to eat pu55y differently from one woman to the next why should guys be any different ....... I hear some even enjoy being raked :-S
 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 144
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Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 4/16/2007 5:51:02 AM
Some guys simply are not stimulated by oral sex - but soothed - it has a calming affect and not an arousing one. I for one really hate a guy like that though - I love to be able to drive my man insane with pleasure - not have him pass out!
 Diamond Stunna
Joined: 4/12/2007
Msg: 145
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 4/16/2007 6:16:26 AM
LMFAO.....Next time he falls asleep...stick your tongue in his ass...that'll wake him up....LMFAO...
 Synn
Joined: 8/18/2004
Msg: 146
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 4/16/2007 7:31:22 AM
I believe its possible since i can read a book while getting one
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 153
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2007 8:10:43 AM
This is funny. She must have sucked!!! In more ways than one.
 Theonly1!
Joined: 5/1/2007
Msg: 155
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Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2007 11:28:54 AM
I think you should ask your best male friend to let you give him a BJ and then give you pointers on what you're doing wrong. And bring some gloves if you don't like getting your fingers dirty!
 waidh
Joined: 8/4/2007
Msg: 156
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2007 12:29:40 PM
OMG. I would stop doing it! Screw that. Who the hell does he think he is anyway? That would piss me off. He would never get another BJ form me ever again. Actually I would just dump his a ss
 darwins Terrier
Joined: 8/29/2007
Msg: 157
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2007 12:39:45 PM
I agree with this. If he does not at least have the courtesy to at least fain a orgasm then whats the point. Falling asleep during any form of intimacy is a fau paux!!
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 159
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2007 1:44:26 PM

OMG. I would stop doing it! Screw that. Who the hell does he think he is anyway? That would piss me off. He would never get another BJ form me ever again. Actually I would just dump his a ss


Ohh, are you talking to me? Sorry, I dozed off, try taking your dentures out, that may work better.
 littlemisscantbewrong
Joined: 9/5/2007
Msg: 160
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2007 2:43:49 PM
i vote for the dildo up his ass next time!

seriously tho, i've been so tired i've actually fallen asleep while masturbating on my own. only i didnt realize i was that tired til i woke up to discover that point.


there could be any number of reasons...tiredness, it could be something that triggers that necrophila(that falling asleep at the most inopportune time thing)...who knows...
 Kickn1Backā„¢
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 169
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/13/2007 8:40:45 PM
WOW, a feller wil fall asleep while you blow his balongna pony. Well two things come to mind. either you are so damn good that it is relaxing, which being a feller, getting a good BJ is or he is just not in tune with you. Next time when you hear him snore, bite down really hard and wake his @ss up!!!!

KB
 ozziefan
Joined: 8/26/2007
Msg: 170
Falling asleep during a BJ
Posted: 9/14/2007 3:08:34 PM
If he can fall asleep during a BJ, he has had too many drug/booze hits and isn't worth blowing...unless he is narcoleptic, and afraid to say so.
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