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Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 93
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really, it is not just hand jobs, it is everything!!
sex in general, women have really changed, they are not very good at anything, nor do they care, except of course laying back
I blame it on the times....,and the fact that at my age all the great women are still married
the reverse could be true for the women!!
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 94
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:50:56 AM
ok girls this is how you do it

1, pretend you are the boston strangler - yes get worked up and nasty
2 now get a strong grip of his schlong
3 imagine that holding on to his schlong is the only thing keeping you from freefalling into a pit of hungry alligators and republicans.
4. maintain the squeeze now jerk him like there is no tomorrow

Watch Charlotte Gainsbourg in Antichrist she has such a great technique - Willem Dafoe ejaculates while unconscious
Joined: 6/11/2010
Msg: 95
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:07:41 AM
I guess it's important to some men, but not me...I prefer to do the touching and take control. Of course I was born with "Hank" and know exactly what to do...I don't expect a woman with limited access to him to be able to do what my left hand can do. The same goes for a man touching a woman, but I have to say that talking me through it and allowing me time to practice is incredibly erotic!
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 96
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Posted: 2/27/2012 11:41:24 AM

Any girl worth her salt, can get herself off in less than 30 seconds........

You guys can't even find the clit in that amount of time!!!!

Do you really want to have this conversation?

Joined: 12/3/2011
Msg: 97
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Posted: 2/27/2012 11:47:25 AM
not sure if this already has been posted...maybe cuz women dont have penises so they dont know what a good handjob feels like.....

advice...find a woman that has a penis,bet you get a good hand job!
Joined: 8/24/2011
Msg: 98
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Posted: 2/27/2012 12:12:43 PM
communicating about how you like it is all it takes..we listen!
Joined: 1/16/2012
Msg: 100
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Posted: 2/27/2012 12:40:36 PM
Probably because she is not sure what feels best for you. I once had a woman take hold of my penis and put my hand over hers. Then she asked me to move her hand with my hand, the way it felt best for me or the way I would do it myself. She learned quickly. This was actually pretty enjoyable.
I ruined the mood though. She fell asleep with my****in her hand and I used it to jerk myself off. She got angry, when she woke up and found that I had made a mess all over her hand.
Joined: 12/3/2011
Msg: 101
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:23:58 PM
yeah for participaction.......
Joined: 11/29/2011
Msg: 102
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Posted: 2/29/2012 6:42:36 AM
I love you Rosie Palm......
Joined: 2/29/2012
Msg: 104
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Posted: 3/23/2012 3:19:29 PM
screw handjobs, get it done by a hot blowjob
Joined: 2/25/2012
Msg: 107
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Posted: 3/23/2012 6:48:43 PM

Why would someone want to give you a hand job?

All great art starts with great motivation.
Joined: 3/14/2012
Msg: 109
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Posted: 3/26/2012 10:29:42 AM
Here's what you should do:

* Make sure the penis is as hard as a Louisville Slugger
* Position it vertically upright, much as you would a baseball bat if you were choosing teams in a sandlot baseball game
* Place your partner's hand at the base of the penis
* Place your hand "above" (not on top of) your partner's hand on the penis
* Have your partner place their other hand "above" your hand on the penis
* Repeat until you reach the top. Winner gets to perform handjob. And no "Capsies" allowed
Joined: 5/28/2008
Msg: 112
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:47:01 PM
I wouldn't consider yourself "lucky" that you've never gotten a handjob. All women handle the D differently so if you can find a woman who can give a good HJ then you'd see that sometimes they're better than a blowjob.
Joined: 2/29/2012
Msg: 114
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Posted: 3/28/2012 5:38:47 PM
camelthecat, huge age difference. but thats good to know lol.
Joined: 1/14/2018
Msg: 115
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Posted: 12/16/2018 4:47:15 AM
While I don't mind a woman steering me when I'm pleasuring her I find it hard giving instructions....and in saying that there's plenty of women who think all they have to do is just lay there and it's frustrating because I believe when with someone that both should know what they want and LIKE to participate....HARD to find those...
Joined: 10/11/2018
Msg: 116
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Posted: 12/28/2018 3:24:51 PM
No men have complained about my hand jobs. But they told me how they liked it. Fast or slow. Some men liked their balls touched or some light anal penetration with a finger at the same time etc.
Joined: 5/27/2018
Msg: 117
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Posted: 12/28/2018 4:11:47 PM

I thought men usually only wanted a handjob as a prelude to something better. I can't say I have spent much time perfecting my hj technique, but I haven't gotten any complaints.

Usually hand jobs happens at the beginning orthe end of my sexual encounters. But on occasion I have received hand jobs without any other sexual activity.
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