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 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 80
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Yeah, think everyone knows we're perma-bonded, darlin.
Figured I'd better ask though. I gotta muse hangin around here somewhere
too and she's gonna want in. And, believe me, tis my pleasure..

Here's some shania twain for the girls.. I ain't even close to warmed up.

Artist: Twain Shania
Song: That Don't Impress Me Much
Album: Come On Over Shania Twain Sheet Music
Shania Twain CDs


I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 81
the upside down slide backwards from the bottom
Posted: 9/7/2011 2:33:55 AM
I'll go practice syllables and spellin over on haiku if ya want me to, booboo.
I'm a lil rusty to tell ya the truth. eggs over easy and read the news.
yeah, the sun'll be comin up soon.. I'd rather watch cartoons.
you gonna go to the waffle house with me and muse?
can't let either one of ya drink nothin but orange juice
I don't really care to get tasered no matter what the circumstance
and I wouldn't go to disneyland to get in any woman's pants.. :P
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 83
the upside down slide backwards from the bottom
Posted: 9/7/2011 1:31:08 PM
my dogs are on the porch keepin out of the rain..
and I do have the best women on the planet. Why I can't explain
prolly why I suck as a poet
you try invitin chic's to states ya don't live in
if you think this is a breeze
simply fill in the stanza below me

...when I get done, I mean..

ready, booboo?

jenga
yeah, whatever
doesn't have to be clever
candyland, even better

somethin simple
don't make me use x as a triple
q ain't much good when I play dominoes either
but I had a possum that could play the piano

see what I mean, booboo?
this shyt ain't gotta make sense to either me or you
just write it down and hand it to the musicans
that's what they're there for.. the poetry fixin

ain't exactly like it's a monopoly
go for it, the word cards are free
which brings up the game of life
how'd I get clear around the board, have a kid with a model, and avoid a wife?

pure kharma, fellas
luck's all I can tell ya
the Indian Princess has a pressed clover
don't know aboutcha all.. but, I ain't learned a dam.n thing gettin older

I'm the most ignorant middle aged man on the moon
yeah, toss in some astrology if ya wanna chic croon
I'm just watchin it rain and entertain booboo
she's got a laptop, so, yanno where's she's gonna read it too.
can ya smell it muse?
told ya to light a match
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 85
the upside down slide backwards from the bottom
Posted: 9/7/2011 11:02:30 PM
That's my Booboo. Y'all ain't gotta clue how sweet she is.
I'll send her about half a chapter of babble durin happy hour and she'll
sum her response up in about 3 words and don't need to say nothin else.
Saves a bunch of readin on my part. Yanno how guy friendly that is? lol
Ya don't need a pitbull, darlin.. ya gotta brawny.

I still ain't got nothin.. guess ya can see
can't seem to lose the image of a river in tennessee
muse has got me thinkin about paddlewheels now
guess she felt the need to make herself useful somehow :P

I'm a river rat if there ever was one..
just been plantin a few palm trees while soakin up some sun
they got both on the amazon?
I know.. I know.. y'all want hotels and not campin

this is why a fella has muses.. they ain't just to look at
well, sometimes they are.. so, scratch that
still ponderin makin a bed and breakfast out of a paddleboat
1/2 a dozen suites or whatever the first mate thinks she can host

guess maybe this midlife crisis ain't gonna be as hard as I thought
just gotta pick out a river, a first mate, and build a 100' ark
build it and they will come, baby..
either heard that in sunday school or it's from a movie
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 87
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Posted: 9/8/2011 1:09:36 AM
I ain't gotta clue what that means, darlin..
guess I'll read it again in the mornin..
 intobeing
Joined: 9/15/2007
Msg: 90
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the upside down slide backwards from the bottom
Posted: 9/9/2011 3:06:28 AM
I don't know. I have met a lot of girls on this site. some were crazy, some were just looking for some**** but most I have met were pretty cool, and, I am friends still with some. That's good good as far as the whole social thing goes. Good friends= Good things for the most part.
ok I am done I was gonna just rant on this forum but I am tired a bit buzzed and I figure things I write wont make much sense.
but I will leave you with things are good
but if you have to call the cops on some one the date was not a good one.
God please don't be crazy if ya want to meet me.
peace \-dj-
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 9/9/2011 12:07:59 PM
yeah ya do.. write some poetry or beat it.. wtf?
I've lobbied bunches over the years to keep the poetry forum lax on the rules
that the rest of the forum has to abide by. Our topics can change mid-stanza
by the nature of a poetry forum. Still gotta write somethin more than "hi..
here I am".. or, that's gonna be considered chat. Just sayin..
Let that stuff spill over into the rest of the forum and it's unmanagable.
Be happy to give the newbs a few drunken poetry lessons, though.
whatcha think, booboo? we'll put 'em on your paypal
 60to70
Joined: 7/28/2008
Msg: 95
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Posted: 9/9/2011 9:25:19 PM
sissies are those
who died while alive
dodging any poetry.
sissies are those
who profess to love
all, but hate everything
steeped in a fatal bitterness.
roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 96
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Posted: 9/9/2011 11:48:34 PM
and the last time that you got laid was 1932
this chic's got no clue where she is.. does she booboo?
 60to70
Joined: 7/28/2008
Msg: 97
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Posted: 9/10/2011 12:06:03 AM
Being laid is fine
being hostile is different
settle down, boy
enter a different viewpoint.
you become beside the point.
at your level of numbness.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 98
the upside down slide backwards from the bottom
Posted: 9/10/2011 12:33:40 AM
kk..

old bytch tellin me how to rap
yanno I ain't gonna put up with that crap
tell's me that I'm numb
bend over baby.. here it comes

you don't even exist to me
I'm simply responding out of sympathy
I live in the sand and draw a line in it with my toe everyday
take off your spellcheck and we'll go play
 60to70
Joined: 7/28/2008
Msg: 99
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Posted: 9/10/2011 12:39:23 AM
Ummm...you need a lesson in manners
and ...open minded play.
you have your say
I have mine.
If you imagine you can escape old bstrd rap
give your head a real good shake.
lousy poetry...in play.
take yourself and sssssshhhhh....be still.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 100
the upside down slide backwards from the bottom
Posted: 9/10/2011 1:01:56 AM
guess there ain't much chance of you ever becoming anyone's muse.
just go away and don't masturbate or whatever ya do..
 60to70
Joined: 7/28/2008
Msg: 101
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Posted: 9/10/2011 1:22:08 AM
muse, ain't u
masturbation is old hat
I have a secret
you'll probably need.
First of all...
you will certainly go away tooooooo!!!
lol.
Rest easy, bristly pocupinedog.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 102
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Posted: 9/10/2011 1:40:17 AM
yeah, look.. victoria's got a secret
guess she wants to come out of the closet
you're clueless
god bless
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 105
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Posted: 9/12/2011 1:34:38 AM
am I still tied up in the barn?
gettin kinda bored and I gotta yarn
you could at least put the feed bag on me
I'm startin to get kinda hungry
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 107
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Posted: 9/12/2011 1:46:57 PM
that song kharma chameleon come on, booboo?
where are you?
I ain't promisin nothin.
but it's kinda fun with ya hidin..

some boy george retro there.. lol

I don't need to see ya
you're permanently easel'd
goes with the unconditional
pretty much gotcha mentally chiseled

as far as I'm concerned, you're a fruitbowl and I'm fixin to masticate
yeah, huh.. gettin a stanza out of a dinner date
fixin to go back in the barn, ain't I, darlin?
yanno.. me and jesus.. tis kinda our callin
 Hibernian1960
Joined: 9/13/2008
Msg: 109
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the upside down slide backwards from the bottom
Posted: 9/12/2011 7:59:46 PM
The Philistene?

Once there was a guy
Who only spoke in prose
His whole life.
He had no idea he was doing it.

He played sports,
Got through school,
Married,
Had kids,
And died.

I guess he was a good guy.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 110
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Posted: 9/12/2011 8:17:38 PM
once there was a guy so boring that he didn't bother to put bait on his hook
the fish all swam around his line and didn't even think to look
pretty much what's goin on here
think I'll have a beer
 Hibernian1960
Joined: 9/13/2008
Msg: 111
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Posted: 9/12/2011 8:23:48 PM
The Fisherman

Once there was ANOTHER guy
Who went fishing for sharks
He chummed the waters heavily
With buckets of blood and stinky fish guts
Drinking steadily his beer.

He fell overboard
And was eaten
But not in a good way.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 112
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Posted: 9/12/2011 8:33:00 PM
god.. what a girl..

I swim with sharks and school with baracuda
and I've got 2 more beers if ya wanna prove you're a tuna
I think that the word that you're lookin for is chump.
guess y'all ladyfish don't use that one much. :P

oh.. cool.. got an edit in.. added much
 Hibernian1960
Joined: 9/13/2008
Msg: 113
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Posted: 9/12/2011 8:39:33 PM
Bukowski would probably say
You need more beer but
Not all of us are fit
To vomit in pianos.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 114
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Posted: 9/12/2011 8:58:05 PM
can't tune a piano but I can tune a fish..
booboo.. can I come outta the barn for this?
 Summerrocks
Joined: 9/2/2010
Msg: 117
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A Heart of Dreams
Posted: 9/13/2011 2:53:07 PM
In heart's wish I dwell
Waiting for fate to stir
Bring me the dream
I long to touch
Let me breath the scent of him
Let me snuggle close to feel his heart beat

In deafening silence I wait
How words control so much
The flame flickers throwing shadows
My thoughts tumble
Heart despairs
To wake from this dream
No not yet

Keep me in his heart
Wrap his words through my soul
Fill me with fantasies
Touching deeply
Over & over
The flame hungers for more.
 Summerrocks
Joined: 9/2/2010
Msg: 118
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Forgetful Canadian!
Posted: 9/13/2011 4:28:50 PM
I meant to say how much I love your last poem, Athena!

-don't mean to be intrusive, or interrupt the 'play'-

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