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Msg: 26
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you bang your head again, darlin?
told ya ya never gotta look for love while I'm still breathin
ain't got no arrows but I'm great at foot rubbin
burnt my quiver hangin out with cupid
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 27
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Posted: 8/17/2011 12:58:25 AM
Yes I banged my head thats why I wear the darn helmet
I got tired of slamming into all them rocks and bricks
never mind all the marbles I keep having to replace
or the cob webs that I sweep out of the way
good gravy Batman better get me a super hero
cause Im begining to think my expecations are that high
so he better be able to leap up off the bed and land just right
not in a single bound mind you that wouldnt be fun
BUT my sweetest Brawny I always will adore you forget
you will always be my friend nothing more nothing less
I know I have love darlin thats not the question or answer
someday I do want to fall head over heels in love with someone
and they will want to do the same and share lives
a girl can dream darlin thats what keeps me going
all my dreamin'

ox sweet man that gets me when few do-
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 28
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Posted: 8/17/2011 3:59:09 AM
oh, and Clint loves me too... LMMFAOD!
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 8/17/2011 1:47:50 PM
and some of us ain't got a backspace button that ain't worn out.
and that insert button really sucks when ya hit it.
I keep my fingers away from that side of the keyboard.
dunno, booboo.. I'm just kinda bored

Pretty sure that invitin' Annie wasn't a mistake tho..
think I'd serious member up to watch that girl go
know what I mean?
I mean, seriously

ain't no league
it's all about intrigue
and beauty is in the eye of the beholder
I'm still bettin' on the river

texas poker is simply a hospitality
shove it all in lately?
guessin it takes more than a quarter and pullin the lever
chuckee cheese has got that shyt covered
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 30
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Posted: 8/17/2011 1:55:29 PM
if the sun is the center of the solar system
then you are my most fertile planet
I choose to shower with warm love
and shine my brightest gifts
if two bodies attract each other
with a force proportional to the product
of their masses and inversely proportional
to the square of the distance between them
then my sweet I am the gravity that keeps
you grounded upon our foundation of love
if heat does not flow spontaneously
from a colder to a hotter body
then lets snuggle up together
and prove science wrong
as we trade body temperatures
and slowly become as one
if characteristics acquired by one generation
can be inherited by the next
then let our love grow forth and multiply
and may the best of us be seen
even in our grand children's children
if the brain generates electrical impulses
that can be physically recorded
then let the recorded show my mind thinks of you
and yours dreams of our future always together
if the universe has no beginning and no ending
then let our love be just like this
throughout the heavens for all time
like magic dust spread across the universe
if scientific laws must be based on observations
and experiments carefully exectuted
than let our love not be like this
for it is what can never be explained by science
simply from faith in one another
and feelings from our soul
bound together forever eternal
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 31
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Posted: 8/19/2011 10:35:32 AM
I love the way it makes me feel
cause on the net its like a wheel
the men I flirt with everyday
do spin around my lustful ways
spiders on an internet site
wrap our strings of e-mail delight
finding nasty thoughts we do share
entertainment liking the dare
pump up the volume if you can
hear it across this web based land
its good clean American fun
maybe in person you would run
here its a place anything goes
yes cleavage my profile shows
if you wanna have a free thrill
send a message without a bill-

hahahahahaha Brawny thats for you :)
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 8/19/2011 3:55:52 PM
maybe.. but you could drop me off in nebraska and I'd find my way home..
just so yanno
I only bothered readin you
canadians don't tip anyway booboo :P
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 33
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Posted: 8/19/2011 5:20:24 PM
well if I dropped you off in Nebraska lil boo would wanna go and hang out with her sisters- big boo is 27 and my step daughter so to speak is 34 now-
youd have more trouble and company than youd know what to do with up that way, lol

just so you know I do tip: wear comfortable shoes and stay out of the sun
while chasing silky women
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 34
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Posted: 8/20/2011 2:28:45 AM
yanno I'm just hangin out practicin rubbin feet
some nerves are dermal and others are deep
yup, I taste ya everytime I sense vanilla
got the whole house filled with candles

I make ya belly laugh and rub your back
feed ya off the grill so I don't pop your stack
dip ya like my doughnut in a steamin hot bath
don't think I even need to add anything to that..

oh yeah.. and I don't need eyes to see ya, booboo
I close 'em and look inside ya like a stevie wonder tune
no problem lovin ya blind.. yanno I got your scent
this might not be great.. but, look at whatcha spent :P

Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 35
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Posted: 8/20/2011 4:57:28 AM

vanilla and Clint...
yanno I keep talkin shyt but one of these days
I'll have to write an ode to that man
before he kicks the bucket
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 36
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Posted: 8/21/2011 12:15:54 AM
your essence is so strong it almost chokes me
how can I breathe when you fill me with passion
dark desire keeps caressing my door step
knowing when I open a widow you float away once again
be still this will only pain your flesh for but a moment
bringing me carnal delights of elevating ecstasy
come into my midnight den and unfold your soul
share with me your deepest fears and loves
I want to eat them all like I have not yet feasted
for I shall force you to tell me as I taste your flavors
might I wipe your tears simply because I want to
feeling the saltiness there of as they kiss my lips
give me your pulsing explosions of thrusting cries
or I shall steal them from you with cunning pleasure
while you are at the edge of my play ground
I will take what I please cause it belongs to me
if only for a few fleeting moments in a heated embrace
that will all pass all too quickly into yet another day
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 37
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Posted: 8/21/2011 3:09:20 AM
sometimes I feel as though my vast darkness is an empty void
only to be filled with wisdom meant to confound the wise
yet so simple even a child has complete understanding
I know my ups downs and what makes me shine the brightest
for only I have searched my entire heart soul mind being
where ever I go I still have me in the end of my journey
even curiosity cannot cause me to lose my own self
I cannot declare any of my life to be that above others
am I not just one of many earths creations
are not all equally as special in beauty purpose wonder
how can any one thing be glorious or excellent above another
is not everything meant to embrace diversity
let my sentences come from me clearly to prove my meanings
might I display the sparkle in my eye to those that wish to see it
as marvellous loving kindness like a shadow of beauty to share
which will bring me further knowledge of this world around me
so I do not burden myself with this loneliness I feel right now
and may I cover myself with the love of others
which in turn I have gifted
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 38
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Posted: 8/21/2011 3:21:14 AM
ah the many facets of the gem I am...

brawny started it-

mention of a broom and off I go
mine has a kick start dont ya know
flying around watching for rain
making sure it keeps me sane
being naughty not so nice
riding on Harelys never on rice
catch me under a moon lit sky
kiss me quick before I say good bye
cast a spell or stir some brew
lots of fun but not good for you
might eat too much or catch a cold
so much for that Im getting old
abra cadabra witches greet
how bout you just rub my achin' feet-
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 39
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Posted: 8/21/2011 5:41:05 PM
booboo likes johnny cash

I Was There When It Happened Lyrics
Artist: Johnny Cash
Album: Johnny Cash With His Hot And Blue Guitar

There are some people,who say we cannot tell,
Whether we are saved or, whether all is well;
They say we only can hope and, trust that it is so,
But I was there when it happened and I guess I ought to know.

Yes, I know when Jesus saved me (yes, He saved my soul),
The very moment He forgave me (yes, He made me whole);
He took away my heavy burden (yes, He took my sin and),
And He gave me peace within (gave me peace within).
Satan can't make me doubt it (he can't make me doubt it),
It's real and I'm gonna shout it (I'm gonna shout it);
'Cause I was there when it happened (oh, my Lord),
and I guess I ought to know (yes, I ought to know).

Now, I don't care who tells me, salvation is not real,
Though the world may argue, that we cannot feel;
The heavy burdens lifted and the vile sins go,
But I was there when it happened and I guess I ought to know.
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 40
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Posted: 8/21/2011 5:54:06 PM
You knowit darlin'- I like lots of things though... (he he he)
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 41
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Posted: 8/22/2011 9:20:35 AM
many of my fellow kind have ended up in this same place
ground into bits from larger to smaller
and made a sparkle when the sunshine kisses the sky hello
Ive come from a deeper place as the majestic roaring tide
washed me from my sunken salty home long ago
my journey has been a long one that seemed endless
yet here I have came to this different place
in pink cream ivory lavender blue gray white hues
among many friends that told tall tales of ancient woes
from fishermen to sailors to lands so far away they are long gone
to maidens not fair children that played among us
while all manner of sea creatures did ignore our beauty
and here I am upon the shores of this ocean
polished pisteen and not perfectly placed
awaiting your touch to your ear to listen to my song of old
to tell you my tales and to be cherished for my unique shape
in your bucket to be carried home and put on a shelf
and meet my final resting place among the living
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 8/22/2011 5:07:07 PM
I surely do love you, booboo. ain't even a question to me.
doesn't matter if anyone else understands us..
I ain't warmed up one lick. see if I can ramble somethin, tho..
pretty dull here. ain't promisin nothin..
kinda got Gypsy in my head with that hurricane down in the islands too.
guess she's a big girl. still worry though.. goes with the unconditional.

Dueling Banjos has already been done. Dueling Easels ain't.
That one's mine when I get in the writin mood folks. Claimin that one
right here and now. Ain't never needed a copyright myself.
I'm just entertainin' booboo, not tryin' to gather wealth.
Only mentioned about a 100 times that I only write for one person at
a time if I want anything to come out decent. Get a few people in my head
and it's really hard to write songs. Even bad ones. I simply can't multi-task.
Women seem to be able to do it all day long without even thinkin about it.

Reckon I ain't tellin nobody nothin that's news.
And ya really gotta focus when you're writin blues.
If ya ain't got wet cheeks while you're writin it, ya sucked.
Tell ya that before ya get started.. no need to wait til you're done.

yeah, I ain't got nothin..
too kicked back to even butter a muffin
got too many people in my head
can't get focused, like I said

dunno how many times I've said I have the best women on the planet
tellin ya somethin else right now too.. that ain't no accident
rule number one is never lie to 'em
then ya ain't gotta recall whatcha did or said

right ladies?
finally startin to get warmed up anyways..
I don't foresee writin duelin easels tonight
but, what the hell.. tis monday right?

rule number two is kind of a triple
happy tummy, good rub, and shut up and smile
most of the time the less ya say to a woman the better
and fellas.. I'm tellin ya.. half of our comments they don't think are clever

battin a 1000 here now.. :P

rule number three is kind of a no-brainer
it's really important to be best friends with your lovers
those are the ones that you remember forever
shoulda figured I'd slide a lil blues in here somewhere

yeah.. copyright this. hahaha
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 43
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Posted: 8/22/2011 6:17:08 PM
I love you too

I like all your comments, but your my Brawny
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 44
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Posted: 8/23/2011 5:54:54 AM
The Girl In the Mirror

there is a haunted house some say that lives not on the hills
its right in center of this this town bone cold it sends me chills
been around a century or so some the locals swear
once in my youth I do recall we went there on a dare
and thats when the old run down place became alive once more
I recall all the gathered dust as we pried through the door
my girl friend thought the place was cool and kissed me held me tight
but before it was said too soon we all wished for day light

that house not on the hill in town had soul its very own
possessed by demons we believe one called us on a phone
the rusty voice creek though the line and told us not to leave
it was on that very day in ghosts we would all believe
seemed like shadows began to move and wonder round that place
my best buddie screamed out in the mirror he saw a face
when I turned to take a look I saw an older gray man
behind him I saw a girl a revolver was in hand

the images seemed so real as we all took a breath
in the air we all agreed was the smell of instant death
there we stood frozen still wishing we could all run and hide
but in the mirror we still looked at that girl that was a bride
she took the gun and shot that man as he cried out for help
I wanted to scream out loud but I couldnt even yelp
then that girl bride pointed that gun and made a solemn vow
it is her words inside my head I still can hear them now

till death do us apart she said I will marry your son
I know he will still love me no matter what I have done
that revolver laid on the floor next that gray old man
still smoking from the barrel she dropped it from her hand
suddenly her fiance walked down the creepy stair
he looked inside the mirror too and didnt have a care
and grabbed that gun and shot her down then kissed her on the cheek
I bury you both today listen to the words I'll speak

your soul is trapped inside this house from now till the end of time
how dare you shoot my father down when Id give you my last dime
may this mirror show the story told forever frozen here
inside you will be captured there in jail you whore not dear
he left that place and there she was still inside the mirror seen
trying to get out the girl bride was not older than a teen
banged and knocked and asked us to throw her out onto the floor
but once we began to move we all headed for the door

by then the night had turned to day and we all gasped and cried
we could not ever believe we saw that young girl bride
there were a few old timers yes that saw the very same
in that haunted house not on the hill where guests never came
now its a story that gets told its still has not been torn
someone has bought that old place where solemn vows have been sworn
I hope that mirror's been taken down so they never see
that young girl bride inside my head and what she said to me
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 45
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Posted: 8/23/2011 6:20:33 AM
I just wanted to say stuff comes to me as Im writing it. I paint like that too. I get an idea and it just creates itself. This poem just wrote itself by what happened to rhyme in my head. I thought about writing a poem like it was a man speaking. I could imagine what he wanted to say about a house and POOF!
thats what my creative side came up with.
I do it lots I just dont post/share much.
Especially my paintings-
I want to try though.

One day I'll be ready to do that again.
Just thought I'd share where my head was at.
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 46
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Posted: 8/23/2011 11:30:46 AM
whatcha talkin about, willis? you're already ready.
anybody told ya that you're beautiful lately?
tampa bay's like a lil soho now plus dali
and they built a huge new museum just for chihuli
bout forgot where I was at.. I'm 20 minutes from Ybor City
ya can view the street art while ya dip a cuban in your coffee
that place went total freak art with the invention of the yuppie
I ain't been there for awhile 'cause I ain't had the proper company
you'd love it though.. you see art made out of anything
got a couple festivals where they close off the streets
yup, gonna start up a tour service just for the geeks :P

edit: shoulda been an R in geeks..
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 47
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Posted: 8/23/2011 5:10:44 PM
- I am ARRRRR Matey!
You know I love that kinda stuff.
I used to do the craft show thing when the kids were young.
Dragged em' around all over. I usually didnt make much money.
Was a great way to travel around and see things though.
Usually the spaces, motels, food, and gas were so high I'd break even.
Then again all it took was selling one painting one time to one guy
and POOF! It would pay for another string of shows.
Man the girls used to love em'.
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 48
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Posted: 8/24/2011 11:40:23 PM
well, P says I ain't notorious, I'm nafarious
and I reckon she knows me best
cinderella wears rattlesnake boots the way I write it
guess ya never met a modern day debutante

you're about to though..
fixin to take booboo to the ball
just gonna drop her off cause they won't let me in
guess they got issues with guys drivin pumpkins
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 8/25/2011 4:59:41 PM
well, that don't look right.. I know how to spell nefarious..
wonder if I did that on purpose..?.. who cares, I guess..
yeah, you try writin this shyt sans spellcheck
I ain't gotta worry cause lil boo's got my back

Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 50
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Posted: 8/25/2011 6:19:21 PM
Yeah till you pizz her off then she'll be on it;
thats MY ROCKY (in a girly girl package complete with matching Prada).
Just goes to show never judge a book by its cover.
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