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 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 121
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thought that you were el morte', manny
good to see ya ain't in an urn, buddy
this a party?
yanno I'm in.. but, y'all listen very closely to me..
I know I ain't great at spelling.. but,
I'm gettin heat from the top about y'all just sayin howdee.
tellin ya boys and girls... ya gotta write somethin that simulates poetry.
this whole house is filled back up with newbies
try to set a good example, please
don't shoot the messenger unless you're wearin armor
I'm just here to find a chicken recipe and maybe some amore
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 123
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Posted: 9/13/2011 11:16:09 PM
sweet dreams
still gotta cut out the chat or it's gonna bring down the heat
pretty much paraphrasing what a mod mailed me
I ain't kiddin, ladies
 Hibernian1960
Joined: 9/13/2008
Msg: 124
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Posted: 9/14/2011 1:45:15 AM
In the Corners

In the corners
Stand the Rooks
Stalwart guardians
Patiently waiting.

Not erratic Knights
Nor Bishops bound
To monochrome
Nor stumbling Pawns,

They wait
Biding their time
For consummation,
The Endgame.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 125
see. now I got good chicken.. thanks, babe.. and
Posted: 9/14/2011 9:43:52 AM
I'll tell ya somethin outright too, in my no bullshyt fashion..
anybody that's been over raggin about pof on that pof losers site that comes back over here can expect to get their head popped off like a quail that I just winged.
I don't read that shyt. I just sit here and my friends mail me what's up on the net.
Expect to be tossed in the big pot and roasted. Then I'm gonna have your bones tossed outta here after. Pretty much what that simmers down to.
Just gonna get out my bat if that ain't black and white.
One way or another.. I'm gonna get through to those of you whom ain't that bright.


edit: oooh.. changed ass to bones.. even better
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 127
see. now I got good chicken.. thanks, babe.. and
Posted: 9/14/2011 11:06:23 AM
just clarifyin a few things since there's a forum button again
that's scoopin the fat off the top for the word virgins

wasn't talkin about you hahahaha
 Henry304
Joined: 1/16/2011
Msg: 129
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Posted: 9/14/2011 11:53:38 AM
Sublime I never imagined losing you, your soul seperated from mine, I believed...  forever we'd be together, two hearts beating as one.... sublime. You were my bonny and I your clyde, It was us against the world, between us there was nothing we would hide. Looking into your eyes I see the love and fear, passionately you kiss me, as it rolls from your cheek, could this be our last tear.A lifetime shared... the thought of losing you.... I'm scared, but this pain, I can no longer bare. I breathe in deeply smelling your hair as you whisper " this aint fair". You can feel the beat of my heart as it slows down, you lay next to me on the cold wet ground. The sound of rain drops fading I hear you softly as you sream "I love you"  My vision going from a blur to complete darkness as my eyes close.My soul shivering as it rose, seperated from my body. Left palm to right palm I watched as you prayed.A deep booming voice I hear "for his soul I have paid"Suddenly my eyes open, my vision clears, and there we are face to face, in each others embrace. I never imagined losing you, your soul seperated from mine, I believed.... forever we'd be together, two hearts beating as one....  sublime.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 130
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Posted: 9/14/2011 12:09:45 PM
hell, I'm just hopin squeak calls me back for a positive on dbs
I didn't know there was gonna be some kinda test
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 134
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Posted: 9/16/2011 11:56:38 PM
ballsackcheese eh? dunno if I can work with that. lol

I've got a song and a woman in my head and they won't seem to come together.
If I write her up now she's gonna look like some kinda cartoon character.
that ever happen to anyone else?
guess I'll take my keyboard for a walk..

Rod Stewart bein on don't hurt none.
workin "beardsly prints" in gotter done.
bout all I need to say about that one
in the 70's, Rod helped deflower gardens of virgins

meatloaf.. now, he really caused a bunch of lovin
guessin nobody around here even recalls fm
I had one of those t-top smokey and the bandit trans ams
nowdays, I mostly just watch the traffic and smoke hams

got my old ford pickup truck
yeah, it's a lil banged up
but, it's got a bench seat and a radio
detroit steel, too.. yanno?

it's like sittin on a couch with a steerin wheel
yanno that tilt's on the column for a reason, dear
ain't even gotta go on a road trip if ya don't want
stick a tv in that sucker and it's a motel right in the yard
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 140
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Posted: 9/22/2011 4:32:23 AM
Mari used to keep post-it notes on her monitor to remind
me to do my chores daily, darlin. Been about lost since she got
hitched. Yeah, post-it notes on her monitor to remind me stuff.
Told y'all I had the best women on the planet..

I dunno who booboo's talkin about.. but, I love her.
I'm screwed if I don't make a shoppin list before goin to the dollar store
let's see.. was it bleach, dog food, or, maybe that groovy lava lamp?
get home and recall I was just goin to the post office for stamps

yeah, huh? I kinda miss Mari.
she's one hell of a secretary
"pay your power bill today"
"thanks baby.. I will.. okay"

pretty much everybody has to make a daily do list
or ya basically impulse live and forget to pick up relish
red light special, blue light special, it's all the same to me
all I'm really buyin is "thank you for shopping"
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 143
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Posted: 9/22/2011 12:26:23 PM
Y'all see that story about that superbowl ring gettin found out
in hawaii that fell off a guy's finger surfin there in the 60's?
About priceless.. but, the guy who found it went thru the process of finding the guy who lost it and paid the air fare to like NY to give it back in person.
cool story but it ain't a poem

it ain't always all about the bling
especially when it comes to a memory
that man handed back another man's history
50 some years after his days of glory
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 145
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Posted: 9/22/2011 2:18:34 PM
a beautiful conversation can only be held
with a woman worthy of words. ~ dog

god.. had to edit that
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 146
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Posted: 9/22/2011 2:58:07 PM
I want a plate filled with bourbon chicken.
Lo mein too with all the fixins.
I ain't gotta problem with brocolli makin pee smell.
Kinda balances out if ya add some pineapple.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 150
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Posted: 9/23/2011 9:55:47 PM
yeah.. me too. October's when my scorpio kicks in.
All I been doin around this joint lately is sleepin.

hey booboo
I ain't got a single tatoo
got enough ink in my pen
yeah, huh.. pretty much fvck 'em

booboo's with me if there's still some kinda confusion
and I ain't got a single phobia 'bout slappin the disillusioned
anybody that knows me will confirm that without hesitation
I'm sippin a beer starin at my easel if ya got any questions
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 156
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Posted: 9/24/2011 11:48:59 AM
bet I could soak your panties in about 3 keystrokes..
hold on.. lemme take a toke

edit: nope.. can't get nowhere with a line like that
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 159
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Posted: 9/24/2011 12:46:05 PM
pretty much the only prob I got is all of ya don't wear panties.
takin those off is such a c0cktease
believe me
it's all about giving

edit: dang had to edit that too. guess I'll be warmed up in october.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 160
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Posted: 9/24/2011 1:32:41 PM
Here. Have some Buffett. Hope ya don't mind.. darlin.

HONEY DO
Jimmy Buffett & Mike Utley

You never try to keep the wild ones home
But mister don't just sit there and wait
Go out on the town makin' all of the rounds
It don't matter if you're your own date

Vacantly occupied, sat on the beach til my body got fried
Dreamin' of your pretty eyes up in South Carolina
I can't pronounce my r's or g's when I'm speakin' Southerneese
Honey do, Honey, come and do me again

I've seen your fat cats style
Three hundred pounds of jive ass smile
Young girls gigglin' all the while
That's not my cup of chowder

I go for candlelight
Cold champagne nearly every night
Honey, do a little toast to me and you

Honey, why couldn't you have taken the non stop train
I'm hungry and I really want to see you again

I know it's gettin' late
Waiter keeps starin' at your empty plate
Maitre'd keeps tellin' me
"Sir, she's just not coming."

Now what the hell does Garcon know
We've been through all this before
Honey do, Honey, come and do me again

Honey, why couldn't you have taken the non stop train?
I'm hungry and I really want to see you again

Vacantly occupied, sat on the beach til my body got fried
Dreamin' of your pretty eyes up in South Carolina
I can't pronounce my r's or g's when I'm speakin' Southerneese
Honey do, Honey come and do me again
Yeah, Honey do, Honey come and do me again.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 161
I've got a ball of yarn..
Posted: 9/25/2011 1:09:28 AM
I'm sorry, booboo. I didn't even realize that you had posted between
your banana and me til just now. Got doin stuff and my monitor was still on.
I had no clue until now that I'd written right past you. lil past coverin that, huh..

I'm gonna give a lil lesson here before I go to bed alone on a sunday mornin
over here on our side ya gotta pay more attention to feelins
the chics kinda demand 'em
welcome to the poetry forum

and ya can pretty much shove sympathy if ya ain't got any empathy
that's from course 101 for dealin with exotic beauties
in fact, I'm pretty sure we guys ain't s'posed to say anything
gettin close now am I ladies?
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 165
I've got a ball of yarn..
Posted: 9/26/2011 11:44:54 PM
nobody ever asks me to share nothin..
sucks bein me.. tellin ya
I got told I say more bein silent
kinda hard to tell if that's a compliment
I didn't ask
thought it best
avoid the wooden spoon at all costs
I already know who's the boss
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 172
silence is not a sound
Posted: 9/30/2011 11:42:52 AM
I did mention that booboo is with me, right?
yanno october eve is just another night?
but it's a breath of fresh air to some
yeah, you're welcome
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 174
silence is not a sound
Posted: 9/30/2011 12:35:23 PM
I don't do retractions.
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 175
silence is not a sound
Posted: 9/30/2011 10:18:40 PM
it's october now by the looks of my clock
bout time we crank this place up and rock
I ain't jerry lee lewis but maybe I can get sarah
hardly anybody'll get that.. yeah, whatever

mr. spock and dr. spock were cousins
I still put real blueberries in muffins
couldn't exactly tell ya for sure if they're organic
I can't speak mexican and I get em at the flea market

the heat's comin with the harvest moon on it's way
time to get out the spf somethin moontan lotion and play
the canadians are all busy puttin out their beaver traps
yanno beavers wouldn't have that problem if they shaved their pelts?

yeah, huh
all this time waitin and I ain't got nothin
but it's barely past the cusp of october
just wait til the lunar tides take over

anyway.. september is nothin' more than history now
I'm gonna toss october up on my easel somehow
wait til the canadian chics get cabin fever
man, I'm tellin ya, this gets so much easier :P
 jessieet13
Joined: 5/1/2011
Msg: 179
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Posted: 10/1/2011 8:53:47 AM
That Was Genius! Really like that 1. 5-5. *DJ-Soul*
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 182
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Posted: 10/1/2011 11:34:58 AM
Jess and I are from the same neck of the woods, darlin. Dunno him but I do.
He's prolly been to Hog Days. Maybe even Burlington Steamboat Days if he's
got transportation. They do oldies bands and party on the mississipi real hard
for that fest. How many times you seen the momma's and the poppa's.. yanno?
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 183
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Posted: 10/2/2011 12:13:10 AM
well, so far I'm declarin october a total success
hopin come november I can memoir it a suckfest
put up a shingle that says "backrubs for free"
with a disclaimer in tiny letters that says "cept for the blowie"
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 187
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Posted: 10/3/2011 11:53:01 AM
I ain't a critic.. but, I think it might be one of the best ones that anyone
has ever written around here. That was really good.
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