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 rory27
Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 26
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Snoring.
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 27
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/21/2005 9:55:49 PM
Men...my competitors
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 28
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/21/2005 10:08:14 PM
when i bring in that white tiger women give me some funny looks
 succ33d
Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 7/21/2005 11:05:21 PM
windsurfing is this thing that you do with the ball skin, it's actually really disgusting and quite disturbing looking when done.
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 30
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 9:42:49 AM
lmfao loving the answers everyone!!!

still gonna go w/my OP when i started this...no peeing or pooping...that belongs in the bathroom
 Javan2
Joined: 7/9/2005
Msg: 31
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 10:47:26 AM
Arse licking, ain't happening. And no bodily release stuff at all, Yuck !!!
 ManCow
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 33
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 11:16:29 AM
I agree with Hottie,no Hampsters.....
 evanism
Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 34
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 11:29:59 AM
No clothes allowed.

No handcuffs. I always wait to hear, you have the right...... and then I get the uncontrollable urge to run away.

Oh yea, no hamsters, gerbils, or other small furry animals that are too hard to wash off.
 ILoveBoogers
Joined: 4/15/2005
Msg: 35
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 11:57:37 AM
no FRIGGIN turnips

i got one stuck last time
 blackhawk99
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 36
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 12:13:51 PM
define barn animals
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 37
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 12:44:00 PM
No handcuffs. I always wait to hear, you have the right...... and then I get the uncontrollable urge to run away.

^^lmfao...to funny.........but in my bedroom handcuffs can stay...always had a fantasy about a cop hehe

but no rodents..or snakes yukie
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 38
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 3:39:31 PM
LOL hosh

besides bathroom stuff.................dogs, cats, birds, hamisters, and anything that might electricute me
 RedHeadedAngel
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 39
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 3:45:04 PM
No guns, knives, or baseball bats?? God, I don't wanna meet ANY of your ex-GFs!!!

That said, this thread is hysterical!!

My "oh HELL no" items:
*No bodily functions, whatsoever. I don't care WHAT orifice it originates from...not happening.
*No minors.
*No groups (Yes, I know it's always been your fantasy. I don't care. Call me selfish.) One-on-one sex, only...there's plenty of me and plenty of imagination...you can't POSSIBLY be that bored.
*No blood, or anything that could cause bleeding (i.e., knives, razor blades, needles). I don't need to cut myself to know I'm alive. If you do, there are plenty of angst-filled teenagers out there...go hook up. With my blessing.
*No animals, barnyard or otherwise...involved in the act itself. As a dog-lover, I don't have a problem with an animal IN the bedroom...but it stays on the floor.
*No degradation.
*No "real" pain...a nibble here and there, a smack on the ass, it's all good. Bring out a pair of pliers, and you're a dead man.

I've gotta say, after being married for over ten years to a man with whom I had a great sex life, and thinking we were pretty adventurous (me being an old broad and all), I've met some REALLY weird people online and otherwise...makes ME feel like a real prude!
 Untamed_Teddybear
Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 40
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 4:57:04 PM
so far there have only been four things that were "end-of-discussion; He11 NO!, we will NOT do that":

Potty Sports - Call me old fasioned, call me a prude, call me whatever; but call me clean. Some things are better taken care of in private.

Pain - the old saying about "a fine line between pleasure and pain" is well and good; but I am not interested in crossing the line. I keep well on the side of pleasure. I just don't think sex is supposed to hurt.

Animals - Humans are the only members of the animal kingdom I want to be intimate with. I love animals; but prefer that they and I keep our sex lives separate.

So called 'sex-enhancing' drugs - If I am not enough to turn my partner on and please them then they need to find someone else. I am not against the ocassional drink, and won't lose my mind if I catch the faint scent of 'funny' smoke; but as far as I'm concerned there are no other acceptable drugs without a prescription, and I've never needed to be high to have fun sexually.
 Ninki
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 41
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 6:13:31 PM

...no sucking on my toes either yukie[/qote]

That's something I don't get: Why is sucking on genitals concidered okay, but toes are gross??? Please explain... I'm truly curious.

N.

 Ninki
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 42
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 6:19:48 PM

Im not into any kind of anal oral or anything to do with scat or golden showers



You too, hmm? Nice to meet you.
 Ninki
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 43
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 6:21:05 PM

...no sucking on my toes either yukie





That's something I don't get: Why is sucking on genitals concidered okay, but toes are gross??? Please explain... I'm truly curious.

N.

 Ninki
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 44
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/22/2005 6:40:14 PM
breeheels, thank you. I've never had this done to me, but wouldn't mind if someone tried it. I'm sure it'd feel lovely.

Ninki

 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 45
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:02:52 PM
Television
 Stepinover
Joined: 7/9/2005
Msg: 46
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:11:31 PM
Midgets in santa costumes....they always seem to want to argue about who go's first..hate that...
 Bailey Rayne
Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 47
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:51:11 PM
that........^^^^^^^^^ ( you )....would not be off limits in my bedroom.....or anything you wanted to do to me.....my god......

OT.........under 18 over 50............
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 48
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What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:52:34 PM
Damn...that leaves me out...lmao
 Bailey Rayne
Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 49
What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:54:12 PM
Anything that might draw blood............
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 50
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What *IS* off limits in the bedroom for you??
Posted: 7/26/2005 11:56:13 PM
Damn...That leaves me out....oh...said that before....lmao....
 Stepinover
Joined: 7/9/2005
Msg: 51
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Posted: 7/27/2005 12:16:25 AM
Nope,,,just the midgets,,they poff
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