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 pauliesusan3
Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 16
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5'8" is totally adequate ESPECIALLY
if you make me feel like Im the most important person in your life

and yeah, POFictionary.....awesome
 sactowndude
Joined: 5/19/2010
Msg: 17
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 9/18/2011 8:25:25 AM
"Looking for someone to make me laugh" = My life sucks.
"Must love dogs" = My dogs sleep on the bed.
"Live, Laugh, Love" = I'm bipolar.
"I'm looking for someone real" = All of my ex's were cyborgs.
 SunnyBlueSkies23
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 18
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 9/25/2011 6:24:21 PM
Hahahahahahahaha! It really is!
 SunnyBlueSkies23
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 19
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 9/25/2011 6:27:32 PM
One thing I HAVE to ask.......doesn't it seem like the people who say,"I don't like drama", mean "....if I'm not the one creating it"?? Just throwing it out there.....
 jpwrnglrwmn_forumsonly
Joined: 4/23/2011
Msg: 20
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/18/2011 11:21:16 AM
Hmm, I have one to add from a recent experience dating someone off this website , if their profile only reads "My life is somewhat mysterious. Ask and perhaps I will tell you." That might mean they have some bigger issues that they won't reveal until later. . Also, if their profile says they live in Culver City, but they really live in another location, or they state their height as "6' " , but it's really more like "5 ' 10" , then one should wonder what else they are lying about. :l
 gingerguy617
Joined: 11/15/2011
Msg: 21
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/19/2011 1:36:58 AM
some of these made me laugh haha.
 Lost_Girl
Joined: 10/23/2011
Msg: 22
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/19/2011 7:36:48 AM
Not one person mentioned the very popular "no head games".

I think that usually means that someone initially thought you were all that until you met in person and then decided they didn't like you at all and stopped contact lol. The nerve!

I personally get turned off if I see the guy say he's "attractive". Maybe he meant to say "arrogant".
 Lost_Girl
Joined: 10/23/2011
Msg: 23
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/19/2011 7:38:56 AM
You're awesome, Artisan lol.
 slimmer9999
Joined: 10/29/2011
Msg: 24
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/19/2011 9:49:40 AM
the funny thing is they can start a new thread like that and it won't be stopped due to being a self pity thread, when I post it is stopped every time.Where is the ACLU when you need them?
 mybud
Joined: 11/15/2011
Msg: 25
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/20/2011 5:31:25 AM
hahahahaha, not funny. Women really do want respect
 Kansasflyboy
Joined: 11/3/2005
Msg: 26
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/20/2011 9:30:12 AM
If they stay out of the tattoo parlors, they have a much greater chance of being respected.
 mdgs
Joined: 11/17/2011
Msg: 27
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 11/25/2011 1:33:49 PM

I am looking for a confident woman = i am verbally abusive now looking for someone who can cope


OMG I know someone who is just like this.......LOL!
 clayart
Joined: 9/14/2011
Msg: 28
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/1/2011 12:22:09 AM
Haven't been with anyone in so long I forget how to do it = got laid last night.
 Leo_pard_
Joined: 1/17/2010
Msg: 29
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/1/2011 3:37:44 PM
Women seeking men: common terms

Voluptuous: This is what a fat girl says when she has not come to terms with the fact that she is, indeed, fat.
BBW: This stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". It also means "I'm fat, but I'm ok with it."
Free-spirited: Synonym for filthy hippy slut.
Shallow/Superficial: You are shallow and/or superficial if you do not like fat chicks.
Not skinny, but not huge: Synonym for voluptuous.
Real man: Synonym for **** whipped.
Knows how to treat a lady: Synonym for real man
Outgoing: A girl who admits to being outgoing, in all actuality just ****s every guy within a 5-mile radius.
Independent: Synonym for feminist dyke
"My friends say..." or "Some guys tell me...": This is the beginning of a sentence that is a lie

"Not a ho": She's a ho.
"Easy going": Easy.
"Fun": Your results may vary.

As I researched, I found that 99% of all terms found in women's profiles mean one of nine things. They are:
I'm fat
I'm ugly
I have no social skills
I'm fat
I'm a slut
Even my mother hates me, mainly because of the fact that I'm an unbearable ****
I'm fat
I'm letting myself go and have the self-esteem to match.
And last, but not least... I'm fat.

Men seeking women: common terms

Sensitive: Also known as in the closet. Synonym for "gets beat up frequently."
Romantic: Will do anything to get laid.
"Want to hang out?": Translation: "Want to have sex?"

There were fewer hidden meanings in men's profiles. Guys are pretty much:
Queer and/or get beat up, or
Want to get laid.

Please note that there are some good looking men using online dating sites. These men will either kill you, or they can only get off via sexual practices so disgusting they can't find a paid professional to do the dirty work.
 diann09041965
Joined: 7/25/2011
Msg: 30
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Posted: 12/3/2011 5:16:27 PM
lmao !!!! i sure hope so too, i cant stop laughing ! my stomach is hurting !
 sjtech
Joined: 11/29/2011
Msg: 31
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/3/2011 6:21:33 PM
Some of the afore mentioned things are in my profile, lol.

Here's a few more, some are for men and some are for women.

Lol- don't want you to think I'm a serial killer
Not into head games- Everything you do is a headgame
Broken hearted- I will never trust you
Looking for a real man- I will C U Next Tuesday.
Assertive- I will try to dry hump your leg in the first 2 minutes
Very assertive- I will rape you
I'm old fashoned- I'm openly racist
Looking for a country boy/girl- I'm the result of incest
I'm hillarious- I'm an ass
Looking for true love- if you leave me I will kill you.
 not dolly
Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 32
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/5/2011 1:17:55 AM
Good one.... SNAP!
 lindsayb83
Joined: 10/20/2011
Msg: 33
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/5/2011 4:37:12 PM
You are amazing! Ha!
 TuffGuy666
Joined: 11/22/2011
Msg: 34
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/5/2011 5:44:16 PM
"Casual dresser means - shorts, tshirt and thongs everywhere."

What the hell's wrong with that?

Esp if the shirts are Reyn Spooner or Tommy Bahama and the shorts and flaps are from L. Bean?

Trust me, this Tuff Guy knows the score.
 Goodgreatfantastic
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 35
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Posted: 12/10/2011 3:02:21 PM
It's all too tempting to point out sometimes that -

"Curvy actually means someone with more of an hour glass figure."

Not someone 100 lbs over weight x(
 BITE_my_LIPS
Joined: 5/18/2011
Msg: 36
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/11/2011 9:56:07 AM
You sound like a well seasoned vet, ha ha.

Its too bad people try to undermind other. Anyways, thanks for the laughs from all
 isa92314
Joined: 8/27/2010
Msg: 37
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/11/2011 11:22:37 PM
with all due respect, what is wrong with my dog sleeping on my bed since that particular side is unoccupied anyway!
! live in high altitude so no fleas! smile
 isa92314
Joined: 8/27/2010
Msg: 38
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/11/2011 11:28:55 PM
i just recently found out that it is a common practice for men to increase their height by 2 inches, it get's really funny when they try to tell me that I am not 5.8 but 5.10 in order to explain their shortness!
I have also been told by a date that it is common practice to reduce your age by 10 years according to him that is just how the game is played and if you want to play you go by the rules, smile I guess that makes me 37, I have been playing wrong all along!
ok so anybody looking at my profile I apologize for my boring honesty I am 5.10 and 37!
I am wondering now are the 25 year olds that are emailing me realy 35?
 isa92314
Joined: 8/27/2010
Msg: 39
Warning signs from Online Dating profiles
Posted: 12/11/2011 11:33:17 PM
that is cool!
I love it, had no idea athletic means small breasts, but is actually correct, at least in my case!
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