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 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 76
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White Rabbit- This thread makes me think about a quote from Freud- "sometime a cigar is just a cigar."
I don't think EVERYTHING has sub context.
Some that usually do.........
I am not interested in drama/no drama- I have drama in my life but it doesn't count because it's MY drama, I will expect you to listen to me and shut you out when you have issues.
My children are my world- Usually used by parents who have custody but are in a serious hunt for a step mom or dad to give them a break. The worlds cheapest baby sitter if you buy this.
On the profile section for occupation- I work/undisclosed.......one of two things, they either make so much money they are smart enough to weed out gold diggers, or they are so broke they will ask you to go dutch on a coffee date.
I want a woman/man who will be kind and faithful,not judge me by my looks,but must be thin/fit-I don't care if you are kind, faithful, don't judge, I just THINK I do, I really want someone hot. Never mind that I'm not hot, I should be able to date hot people because that is my right.
 Sweet_Danimal
Joined: 10/31/2015
Msg: 77
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Posted: 12/22/2015 11:22:42 AM

How to Interpret Photos:
All photos are from the chin up = not proud of what's below his or her chin.

I'd wager the same thing would be true for those who show RIPPED torso pictures with their faces cropped off. Not too proud of what is ABOVE their chin! ;)
 NBATipoff2015
Joined: 10/30/2015
Msg: 78
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Posted: 1/22/2016 5:42:58 PM
"looking for a country man"-This means you better be white.
'keep it 100 with me"- All men are liars
$$$-im a prostitute look at me
"i like to cuddle"-i want a fwb
blank profile=you will still message because im sexy
"1m 18"-double check because they might be 17
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 79
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Posted: 2/5/2016 11:04:29 AM
"Princess looking for her prince" = Witch in disguise
"Queen looking for her king" = Witch in disguise
"Happy, sassy, witty" = Witch in disguise
"Cool chick" = Witch in disguise
"Diva" = Witch in a not so good disguise
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 80
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Posted: 2/5/2016 1:19:39 PM
"Looking for a gentleman" = "You better be ready to pay for everything!"
 Lasthookbringsme
Joined: 11/8/2015
Msg: 81
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Posted: 2/11/2016 4:30:39 AM
"I want an equal relationship" = He's a cheap **stard
"No drama" = No questions are allowed, not even about his suspicious behavior.
"She must have her own life." = This means don't expect anything from him, not his time, not his kindness, nor his attention.
"I'm looking for woman who's fit and healthy." She must be a perfect Barbie, meanwhile, he resembles a hot pile of shit.
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 82
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Posted: 2/11/2016 11:54:24 AM
"I can cook" = Agoraphobic. That's the ONLY thing she can do and it's not 1930. If "cooking" is the only thing u got to offer, you got nothing.
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 83
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Posted: 2/12/2016 8:14:40 AM
The "humor" in the majority of the posts here is spread very, very thin..
 SunshineGirl__
Joined: 10/7/2014
Msg: 84
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Posted: 2/12/2016 12:20:48 PM
^^ And some is, BAM:


"I'm looking for woman who's fit and healthy." She must be a perfect Barbie, meanwhile, he resembles a hot pile of shit.


 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 85
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Posted: 2/12/2016 2:25:22 PM
Figures that that was posted by someone obese, not by a "fit hottie"
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 86
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Posted: 2/13/2016 8:55:46 AM
"Young at heart" = Worked in Egypt embalming mummies!
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 87
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Posted: 2/19/2016 1:44:40 PM
"I have traveled" = Was in Rome, building roads.
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 88
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Posted: 2/19/2016 2:49:43 PM
basically the same joke..guess you as such a young spring chicken,..practically an infant..like to emphasize hilarious age " jokes:"/
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 89
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Posted: 2/20/2016 11:08:26 AM
"Caballero" = Pretender, but really uneducated TROLL in a bad disguise!
 Nezz123
Joined: 9/6/2011
Msg: 90
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Posted: 4/4/2016 2:47:46 PM
Oh! These are funny! Here's a few I've noticed....

"Nice Girl" - your mom has already arranged our marriage
"Nice Guy" - I complimented you sincerely three times; now you owe me
"Active Lifestyle" - walks to work
"Hiking" - walking in the vicinity of trees is technically a sport, right?
"Likes Museums" - I'm broke (<--not judging)
"Crazy" - funny
"Funny" - crazy
"Intellectual" - at least a little oppositional defiant
"Loves to Read" - spends way too much time online
"Good Communicator" - constant criticism
"Doesn't play games" - You Will Obey Me
"Shy" - I'm really only interested in talking about me
"Meet for Coffee" - Must make sure you're not a murderer first
"Loyal" - 1.) I'm ready to settle down and anyone will do 2.) Actually loyal
"All Relationships Are Based on Trust" - Looking for an open relationship
"Honestly...." - adverb, normally prefacing the beginning of a lie

Aaannnnd that's all I can think of for now.....
 Sweet_Danimal
Joined: 10/31/2015
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Posted: 6/1/2016 2:29:26 PM
" I am open to all types and sizes."
-Riiiiight. Kind of like how Trump is open to all kinds of Mexican food.
 WhereforeAndWhyNot
Joined: 1/26/2016
Msg: 98
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Posted: 7/16/2016 11:21:30 AM
Women:

“Ambitious”
--can’t wait to start spending your money on shoes and manicures.

“Very ambitious”
--can’t wait to start spending your money on travel to Europe.

“Somewhat ambitious”
--Is willing to wait until you live together before spending your money.


Men:

“Ambitious”
--can’t wait to get the next NFL video game.

“Very Ambitious”
--can’t wait to see if he can get into your pants by the second date.

“Somewhat ambitious”
--Is willing to wait until you live together before spending your money.
 Haulroad
Joined: 7/21/2013
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Posted: 7/20/2016 12:15:53 AM
That is just stupid. I'm fat and I include as many full body bulge shots as I can. I do NOT want to go out with you and have you turn up your nose at me because of my being fat. That is definitely not a fun date. Either way, even if you don't blow me off, it is less of a shock to meet me already having seen the rotundity.

The same goes for women. Spare me the surprise. What is the point of trying to create a false impression? The person is going to eventually see you anyway.

There are those of us who prefer round girls to square flat ones. We are encouraged by full body shots that show your stuff. Round is good. If you are round, show us you are so we can hit on you. :o)
 Natey2
Joined: 7/4/2011
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Posted: 11/1/2018 7:05:20 AM
I've seen things like:

"If you don't want the truth, stop reading my profile and move on."

"I don't make anyone a priority who thinks I'm an option."
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