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Joined: 6/17/2011
Msg: 101
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2nd guy I ever met off online dating, said he had MS and just started using a wheelchair and is embarrassed to go in public would I come to his house to meet him. We had written for weeks and he was a gentleman.

I get wheelchair and only place to sit in the loveseat the rest of the seats had stuff piled in them (on purpose) so he would get to side beside of me. So after a bit of telling me how much he still loves his ex and doesnt understand why she left him, he basically strong arms a kiss from me and then does the head up and down nodding (track sales when you are buying a car) and says "You like kissing me, dont you?" I was like, I had the sales course when I was in my 20's, it's outdated!. He had told me he needed help filing out some forms for disability but he was just trying to guilt some woman into having pity sex with him.

Next guy was 6'7" 320; wanted me to meet him at a Friday's at 5:30 but when we got there the bar was full and he literally got pissed off about it, the hostess took us to a table and we each ordered ice tea. I have been in sales etc for 20 years, I can talk to a wall but this guy was so rude; he is looking at everyone but me, then tells me he has had a horrible week cause the wheel on his car came off at a red light and rolled across the street and hit a Mercedes and he doesn't have any money to pay to fix it and it is $1,200.

Bill comes for about $4.00 and he says he doesn't have any money just a card, so I biggie...when I had got there he was sitting at the back of the parking lot and I pulled up and parked at the front and he hollered for me to drive back there but I was like no, this is fine. So we are leaving and I go toward my car and he is says, "Let me be a gentleman and walk you to the car." He takes my keys out of my hand before I knew what he was doing and then he opens my door and stands between it and the car after I got in, he squats down and just grabs me and kisses me and i was like WTF!!!!! and he says if you didn't like that you will hate this and proceeds to lick me from the top of my bra up my neck ...he has me pinned in my seat cause i had put the seatbelt on ...and now I have no way to get him out from in front of me so I sorta shove his head away and I guess I was stronger than he thought or caught him off balance but it was enough to make him loose his balance and I kept pushing until i could get the door shut...(I will never park at the back of a restaurant after this guy!)

So I am shaking and nervous and trying to drive slow to calm down before I get home and face my kids...and my cellphone rings and it is him, and he is asking me what my full name was and where do I live...and I look in the rear view mirror and the fvcker is following me!!!!! I was like OMG! so I make a right turn and then another right turn and then another right turn so he realizes I know what he is doing so he quits following me...but my heart is racing now...

So when I missed the forums and made a new profile, it showed in the new members section and the dude writes to me and asked me out...didn't even remember me

And the guy after him, airline pilot, very impressive in his emails, intelligent, sense of humor asks me to a park for a picnic, said all i have to do is show up that he will bring everything. So I go and he has on sunglasses the whole time and is a bit standoffish...I was like ok, can't win them all and it was a pretty day... he barely hugged me leaving...I get home and he has written this very erotic poem to me! So I tell him I thought he wasn't interested and he never took off his glasses the whole time. He said he forgot about the glasses (very very dark shades and I like to see people's eyes when they are talking). He asks me to go out with him again.

I had a great time even if he was standoffish, he was a complete gentleman and we had no lack of good conversation; but the erotic poem bothered me. He explained it was just a hobby and meaningless. Few weeks go by and he is still writing me to go back out, nothing else erotic in nature. So I go and he takes off the glasses and has these awesome eyes and we are having a great time, this time he had wine is out it's June, kids are swimming less than 30 ft from us, he is telling me how proud he is of his sons ..sharing his life etc. So after lunch I just leaned back on my elbows and he swoops in and starts kissing me (which in and of itself would have been fine) but he is humping me while he is doing this and then he cums in like no time...I swear it wasn't even that long of a kiss and there are tons of people all around us...I was so embarrassed! He said he just got carried away and begged me for months to go back out with him...and no I am not a prune...but in front of kids is a no no!

So right after this happens this man messages me on here and asks me out and I tell him Im taking a break from dating...and explained what happened with the pilot and how turned off I was by it and just need to regroup and reevaluate things. Guy swears he is a perfect gentleman and to just give him a chance. So we meet at this nice restaurant, He is telling me how he makes over 100k and how all these women are lined up to be with him, implying I should feel honored he asked me out, he pays for dinner; I offered to pay for mine, but he suggested that I buy us ice cream. So we go to the ice cream place and get a cone and go outside and sit in the sun, place is packed with families...he was a nice enough guy and we are talking and then when I went to leave he asks if he can kiss me goodbye and so when he kisses me he takes his hand quickly into my shirt (outside of my bra) and sorta pinches my nipple and says...that's your treat for when we meet again. So Im driving home and he is blowing up my phone...he says Im so sorry I know I blew it with you, I just said dude we were surrounded by kids...I told you about the last guy and you still did that...and he said he did it cause he thought I would enjoy it and that none of them could see...I almost never got rid of him (funny about all those women lined up ya would have thought he would have moved on quickly).

So I took one last shot at it and met this guy at my house cause he said he repairs computers and would fix we live together now! There were more just as bad in between these but these stuck out!
Joined: 6/17/2011
Msg: 102
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Posted: 12/7/2011 4:04:02 AM
Only date I've ever been on. Prom night, second last year in high school. Rented a hotel room with a bunch of friends, the same place the prom was being held. My date wasn't planning on staying the night though. She was up in the room, relaxing a bit because she wasn't feeling too well, and I was down in the banquet hall for a bit, and a friend came down and told me she wouldn't wake up. I went up to check, and she was barely responsive. Tried all sorts of ideas to wake her up, finally had to call her parents, and call an ambulance for her. Took her to the hospital, where she regained consciousness about an hour later.

Turned out she was anemic, and didn't know it, and the combination of that, and a gravol her friend had given her, and the 1 or 2 beers she drank, plus her small size, made her lose consciousness.
Joined: 9/22/2011
Msg: 103
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Posted: 12/7/2011 5:22:08 AM
My worst date was with a guy from here. Showed up (I was driving so no drinking) and he proceeds to get drunk, tell me that he's an ex alcoholic, bragging that he slept with an 18 year old recently (he's in his 30s) and about all the other girls he's slept with, has been driving illegally for the past 13 years without a license... oh yea and that he doesn't like using condoms but it's ok because the only STDs he has had are chlamydia and genital warts.


Worst thing was when I emailed him to tell him I wasn't feeling the chemistry (an understatement given the circumstances) he literally couldn't grasp why I might think that.
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 104
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Posted: 12/7/2011 11:37:37 AM

Ratsrule : tell me that he's an ex alcoholic, bragging that he slept with an 18 year old recently (he's in his 30s) and about all the other girls he's slept with, has been driving illegally for the past 13 years without a license... oh yea and that he doesn't like using condoms but it's ok because the only STDs he has had are chlamydia and genital warts.
I wasn't feeling the chemistry (an understatement given the circumstances) he literally couldn't grasp why I might think that.

You need to be less picky.

He's probably a really nice guy despite some minor shortcomings.

Heck if I was gay or a woman I'd probably date him.
Joined: 4/3/2005
Msg: 105
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Posted: 12/7/2011 11:44:40 AM

You need to be less picky.

He's probably a really nice guy despite some minor shortcomings.

Heck if I was gay or a woman I'd probably date him.

Yeah! He sounds like a real winner! LOL
Joined: 11/17/2008
Msg: 106
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Posted: 12/7/2011 10:33:29 PM
If that was true then why do big people advertise falsely?

ok well...not all big people advertise falsely at all. just got someone who did. just because she did it doesn't mean all big people do it. don't compare everyone to this one chick.
Joined: 2/10/2011
Msg: 107
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Posted: 12/8/2011 3:48:47 AM
Been away from here for a couple months and I sure did miss reading these forums...
Nothing like a little humor to start my day

Giggles10000... I am trying to decide how sad or how funny some of those dates were, but if worst date awards were being given out, I would vote for you...

Jim....She said a few extra pounds, she just didn't say a few hundred extra pounds. She probably just forgot... LOL

Anyways people, thanks for starting my day off with a smile... And, happy fishing...
Joined: 9/22/2011
Msg: 108
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Posted: 12/8/2011 5:12:24 AM

You need to be less picky.

He's probably a really nice guy despite some minor shortcomings.

Heck if I was gay or a woman I'd probably date him.

Hahaha no chance - I'd rather be picky thanks!
Joined: 11/17/2008
Msg: 109
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Posted: 12/8/2011 8:08:11 AM
In that circumstance, i would be more picky lol
Joined: 10/30/2011
Msg: 110
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Posted: 12/8/2011 12:10:02 PM
That is funny as hell!!!
 Thomas manning
Joined: 9/24/2009
Msg: 111
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Posted: 12/8/2011 4:42:43 PM
1 i drove 30 minutes to meet her at a restraunt 10 mins from her house..
i mean really ever herd of half way lol
she didnt talk one bit during the date and she started flirting with the cook
at the end of the meal she told me i reminded her to much of her ex to date me XD

2 I met the girl before i even said hi she told me she doesnt like being touched she made me feel akward for the rest of the night

3the girl messaged me for my number i gave it to her she went on to call me and came straight over out of the blue... XD she had me jump in her car we got less than a mile down the road her boss called her in to work "thank god" most force full forward woman ive ever met lol
Joined: 2/10/2011
Msg: 112
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Posted: 12/10/2011 2:13:58 PM
Sammi, am I missing something here... Why would you end up back at his place after knowing from the start of the date that is was not heading in the right direction...

Maybe I need to stop treating the women I am dating as well as I do... No more paying for meals, text throughout the whole date, bring my kids on the first date...

Seems like disrespect these days goes a long way....
Joined: 3/8/2008
Msg: 113
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Posted: 12/10/2011 4:35:41 PM
Ditto here. I might not walk out on someone who brought their kid to the first meet (but then again, maybe I would), but I definitely would walk out if she spent the entire time texting someone. We wouldn't have made it to either one's place.
Joined: 9/28/2011
Msg: 114
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Posted: 12/10/2011 10:22:06 PM
While you may have liked her, I have to say that she is not a very responsible pet owner. The dog obviously needed to be fixed or at least trained not to do that. Leaving me wondering how responsible this lady was at other things in her life. Just my thoughts.
Joined: 11/17/2011
Msg: 115
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:21:21 PM

went on a dat with this chick and she said she wanted to go have a few drinks but then it turned into her being competitive and wanted to go shot for shot and she said she could hold her liquor so i said lets doit and after 6 shots of jeager guess what happened to her she puked on me at the bar from across the table worst ****ing date in the world

Wow! The woman you went out with is a class act! Some people have no dignity.

Curious Cat
Joined: 4/27/2011
Msg: 116
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Posted: 12/12/2011 4:42:41 PM
I have to admit, I was laughing :) The dog is asserting it's dominance. I couldn't imagine the owner not doing anything about it... good luck next time!
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 117
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Posted: 12/12/2011 6:29:01 PM
I can't imagine why some of you folks who are old enough to know better
(a) go to a stranger's house on the first date
(b) let them come to your house on the first date
(c) allow them to get drunk/paw you/kiss you/assault you without your consent - etc.

...and you don't put a stop to their behavior (or end the date) right then and there?

Some of you are mighty lucky things didn't turn out much worse. I used to be young and naive but now I wouldn't put up with this shyt on a first date. Be careful and respect yourselves, PUHLEEZE! The rest of us PoFers don't want to worry about you.
Joined: 8/26/2011
Msg: 118
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Posted: 12/12/2011 6:55:47 PM
My worst date...
I met a man from here, who had 42 on his profile. We talked on the phone several times before meeting, and he admitted at that point that he was 46. When he showed up, he looked (and finally admitted to being) 50.
We had met for breakfast prior to going canoeing, and throughout the whole meal, he regaled me with stories about how amazing he was in university (as if he'd done nothing since!).
The kicker was when he called his ex to tell her something that I had just said - and I was still sitting across the table from him!
I cut the date short, paid my half of the bill, and went canoeing on my own. I had a very pleasant day, and enjoyed my own company immensely!
Joined: 3/25/2011
Msg: 119
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Posted: 12/12/2011 8:59:06 PM
Maybe not the worst, but a POF story--agreed to meet the man for coffee. He shows up and says he hasn't had dinner, can we go somewhere else? So after hesitating a few moments--yeah, he looked 15 years older than his pic--I say ok, there's a place about 2 blocks down, I'll meet you there. He wants me to ride in his car, but I refuse. So we get there, order, stuff comes to the table, we're talking--not exciting, but I am trying to be respectful. So at some point I'm saying how exciting it was to be in Spain, and to get to climb on and touch the Roman Aqueduct, and how amazing it is to touch something so old--and he bursts in, "Well I'm old. I hope you'll touch me!" I put down the coffee cup, said wow, I really have to go. He says, but I'm not done, and I said, well, I only had time for coffee. Throw some cash on the table and exit, w/o looking back.

That was my first "picture surpise" meet and greet--that's how I think of the people who show up looking nothing like their picture. I was so taken back (hadn't read as much on the forums back then!), I didn't know how to react. Next time it will be, "Oh, you haven't been honest. Your picture must be at least XX years old. I'm not interested." No coffee, nothing. I'm not staying!
Joined: 12/5/2011
Msg: 120
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Posted: 12/13/2011 12:42:24 PM
Ive been on a few dates, nothing too terrible though.

The worst in my experience, would be when I made plans to meet a good-looking guy at a local bar. When I arrived, an older gentlemen waved me looked like he was my date's father. Turns out that was my date. I had a drink, thanked him for the evening, and made my exit.

Funny guy, but looked about 20-25 years my senior. Looking back, when we spoke, he did have an older guy voice, but I just thought it was because he had previously smoked.

You live and you learn!
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 121
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Posted: 12/13/2011 2:12:24 PM

NuttyGooner82 on 12/13/2011 5:04:43 PM
Subject: Once inside the safety of the Ladies loo, I climbed out of the window and ran for it in my 4" "fcuk me" shoes. I texted him from outside the tube station, saying I am really not well, go on home without me blah blah (he eventually agreed to go home without me).

He tried pursuing me to meet up with him again, and after about 3 months asking me to send him pics while I was in the loo, sending me pics of his (rather unkempt) nob in various stages of arousal and me saying

You climbed out the window of the bathroom to get away, made a lame excuse and put up with this guy pursuing you and sending you disgusting pictures for 3 months.

I guess I am sort of wondering why you didn't just tell him you're not into that sort of thing, this date is over, good luck and leave me alone and then if he continued contacting you, block him.

It's like people just like to let themselves get crapped all over. Which of course is what this guy gets off on.
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 122
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Posted: 12/14/2011 9:54:54 AM

NuttyGooner82: They obviously don't teach you how to read where you're from

You can always tell a lot about a person by how long it takes them to start throwing cheap grade school insults.

Just say'en.
Joined: 5/2/2011
Msg: 123
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Posted: 12/14/2011 12:27:43 PM
I have a story that happened to me this summer.

Been chatting with her for a few weeks so we decide to meet up at a local pub/restaurant for a few drinks to get to know each other. We meet up and suprisingly she looks better than her pictures. We seem to hit it off and have a good conversation. I had about 3 beers over the course of about 3 hours. She has about 3 martini's over the same time period. We finish our last drink and she wants to go to another part of the bar to watch people dancing. So we head over that way.

We get to that part of the bar and she gets really close to me and it's obvious she wants me to kiss her so I do. As soon as I kiss her she turns around....stumbles and then passes completely out. I immediately get down on the floor and roll her over...her eyes are sort of rolling into the back of her head and I put my ear to her mouth to check to see if she is breathing. Thankfully she is. A crowd starts to gather and I yell at someone to call 911 which they do. About 10 minutes pass and she finally wakes up. The ambulance arrives along with the police.

I escort her outside and into the ambulance and the paramedic asks me to wait outside. The police start asking me a ton of questions about how I know her, what she was drinking, where I live, how long I've known her. Meanwhile inside the ambulance they are asking her if she ever left her drink unattended, how well she knew me etc. Obviously they thought I might have drugged her or something.

Well the police decide I'm no harm to her and the ambulance speeds off to the hospital. I jump in my vehicle and follow to the hospital. Once we get there I jump out and I'm asking her if she needs me to call someone one etc. I follow her into the exam room and the doctor comes in. He starts asking her questions like "have you ever passed out like this before". She responds "yeah....I do this a sometimes as often as once a week". I'm like WTF that's some information a guy needs to know about! Especially considering I got the shake down from the local police.

Anyhow they check her over and decide she is fine. I drive her back to her house and made sure she got in OK and then went home. The next day she texts me to say she didn't think she could see me again because the whole situation was just too embarassing for her. I told her I understand and I haven't talked to her since.

I do however tell all dates I'm on that my kisses have the power to knock a girl least that's what I'm claiming happened.
Joined: 12/4/2011
Msg: 124
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Posted: 12/14/2011 5:38:31 PM
The worst date I went on was this past New Year's eve. This girl messages me and after exchanging a few messages she sends me her #. I was already talking to another girl at the time and told her that during the second call. This began the day after christmas, then New Years Eve comes around, and she invites me to join her and her friends (she tells me the first time she calls me she's tired of being the only one out of her friends who doesn't have a date,) but when I get there, she's the only one with a date. I tell her pretty quickly this isn't going to work, and she just keeps trying to convince me to change my mind, keep in mind she lied to me, and that's not going to get anywhere with me. So midnight comes around, and I tell her I'm leaving, so she forces herself on me with a New Year's kiss. Thankfully when I got out of the restroom she's got her back turned so I was able to just walk right out the door. I never thought I'd ditch somebody like that, but I did.
Joined: 9/2/2011
Msg: 125
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Posted: 12/14/2011 7:55:04 PM
As a professional dog trainer I have to tell you that humping has nothing to do with sex. The dog was trying to tell you that he was the alpha. If you go out again, tell the dog, "No! Sit!" And the dog will most likely comply. But why would you want to continue seeing a woman that allows her dog to dominate you like that?
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