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 totalazzhole
Joined: 3/27/2011
Msg: 29
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^^

no it's not that they would not be capable of having sex-ploits

it's why the need to publicly post about it?

"brag" or what have you?

it almost seems like, trying to convince themselves

"those who do sot of the talking don't do much of the doing"

you can talk about it, or do it..why spend hour upon hour talking about it, rather than doing it?

like sales people sell, marketing people talk about selling ;)
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 30
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/19/2011 3:39:04 PM
A good Tongue-wrestler will get my blood pressure soaring...Real Fast...
along with fingernails on my back...shoulders to knees..!!
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
Msg: 31
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What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/19/2011 3:54:51 PM

Next is awful, but I love to nibble and bite the shoulder or back, its just a great spot to leave a small mark as a reminder I was there.

Mmmmm... yes.. reminders. Very nice. Very nice indeed. Almost a requirement. Not awful at all. Nope.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 10/19/2011 4:18:15 PM
it's why the need to publicly post about it? .

Maybe it's one of our dirty little secrets
Just what is it you are doing in these forums?

While your adage of those that talk.......don't do......
might be true is some cases.....I can promise you it's not true in ALL cases!

Whether you think it's classy to post in a forum or not......I'd say 99% of us at least realize we are on an adult forum and refrain from talking about poopy pants

btw bigwhoop......dayum!....nice abs!
(ok...I'm done with my dirty old lady moment!)
 apple_jax05
Joined: 8/29/2011
Msg: 33
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/19/2011 4:46:19 PM
Dirty talk at anytime of the day (especially during sex!) or dirty pics ;)
 DudeistPriest
Joined: 3/30/2009
Msg: 35
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/19/2011 6:21:50 PM
I like public displays of affection.
I like sexual inuendo.
I like flirting.
I like a little tease now and then.
 Moonchild51
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 36
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What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/19/2011 6:24:29 PM
btw bigwhoop......dayum!....nice abs!
(ok...I'm done with my dirty old lady moment!)
We may be older, notice I said "older", but we can damned well still appreciate!

OT: Hmm...kissing is right up there! Nibbling the nape of my neck a very close second!
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 10/19/2011 6:57:02 PM

Unfortunately it's seems to be hard to get a guy to figure out that I want to be bit. ugh...

and even harder to get them to bite at just the right moment!
I had an ex that one time leaned over and bit me on the neck/shoulder and I had quite the reaction to it........but it was a "timing" thing he could never duplicate for some damn reason!!
 Laha Math
Joined: 7/15/2010
Msg: 39
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/19/2011 8:43:47 PM
kayliekat: When I was 19 I was doing someone older than you and she loved every moment and every movement! You profile even reminds me of her.

Well, I guess what people have posted in this thread are not secrets any more. I love books titled "Sex Secrets" or "Windows XP Secrets". Like who's gonna believe they're secrets once the book is out? Still, it sells stuff.

I don't think of sex as dirty so don't have any dirty little sexy secrets to share. I have lots of secrets. I belive a person's life is measured by the number of secrets he or she takes to the grave. So I've been collecting secrets for a long, long time. You know who you are. Sex is fun, also discrete and confidential. So I think it's pretty much all fun little secrets. The secrets are what makes it fun, not the kissing, the secrets.
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 40
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/20/2011 1:04:26 AM
Kaylie:
I like a really good fvcking and multiple orgasms.


How many ways can I say DITTO!
 Warren_Evans
Joined: 3/3/2008
Msg: 42
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What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/20/2011 3:59:19 AM
Kiss has to be number one on everyones list as it leads to some many other things.
Plus given that a kiss can be roughly or gently applied is a good indication of what kind of lover they are going to be.
Above all though is the fact that a kiss on a erogenous zone can drive woman wild. It's just finding that womans sweet spot.
A bit like finding the sweet spot on your pet ( i love do this )that makes their legs shake.
 totalazzhole
Joined: 3/27/2011
Msg: 43
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/20/2011 8:29:18 AM
i vewwy, vewy sowwy i hurted all your feewings
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 44
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/20/2011 9:21:20 AM
One of my favorite things is, is taking a shower together, scrub her and soap every part of her body. Do the shampoo and all that. Then apply oil to every inch of her body and then shave her private parts and her legs.

The other thing that I absolutely love is when she tells me a story of a place where she would like for us to do it. It's not so much about the dirty talk, but about the visual fantasy.
 Akizzej
Joined: 5/1/2009
Msg: 46
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/20/2011 10:21:58 PM

I love to nibble and bite the shoulder or back, its just a great spot to leave a small mark as a reminder I was there.


THUD!!

** picking self up off floor , fans self off **
Oh yes p l e a s e ..... have to admit there's a technique to the biting... has to be done 'just' right, preferably in conjunction with the scrunched fingers in at the base of the hair for [gentle but firm root tingling] hair pulling....

Ooohkay, from the famous lyrics of Bette Midler in "Stuff Like That There"

I want some huggin' and some squeezin'
and some muggin' and some teasin'
and some stuff like that there.
I want some pettin' and some spoonin'
and some happy honeymoonin'
and some stuff like that there.
 asalloutdoors
Joined: 12/13/2007
Msg: 47
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/22/2011 1:54:26 PM
I love to be lightly nipped (bitten) on the butt and lower ear, but to give and be given full body massages are really this Leo's meow. And morning sex... I'll have to try the shoulder bite, and tongue on the filet mignon. Thanks for the tips, all, and thanks to OP for this thread.
 Sexylady919
Joined: 10/17/2011
Msg: 48
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/22/2011 3:55:46 PM
I like getting my neck kissed. I like getting my toes sucked too although its been a while.
 MikeWM
Joined: 2/7/2011
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Posted: 10/22/2011 4:13:35 PM
If someone was going to post something openly on a public forum then its not REALLY much of a secret is it?
 Sakfak
Joined: 7/17/2011
Msg: 50
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/22/2011 5:04:08 PM
I know this is kind of a weird thing to say, but when body positioning looks like renaissance art. I love chubby guys because of this, seeing strong thighs and a strong bum that either remind me of statues of atlas or Greek mythology or something. When my old boyfriend would sit in his room butt-naked on his windowsill and read a book or write, the lines in his thighs were just so wonderful. It's all about artistic visuals, it's like a punch in the gut.
 sweetblue62
Joined: 10/16/2011
Msg: 51
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/22/2011 5:09:16 PM
He holds my face in his hands as he kisses me slow and passionately, mmm
He runs his tongue and hands all over my body.
His moans and sighs as he penetrates me, ooohhh, yes baby.
The smell of him (clean and natural) as I run my tongue and hands all over his body.
The way he kisses me while we are making love, the way he looks at me.
There are more, but I have said too much here.
 whatagirlneeds12
Joined: 7/4/2011
Msg: 52
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 10/23/2011 6:39:00 PM
I'd have to go with the kissing also with a little nibble of a lip here and there.
Some rough play and being man handled can really turn up the heat.

 Devilsfan58
Joined: 3/19/2009
Msg: 53
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What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 6/27/2013 12:27:31 AM
Really nice/hard kneading/massaging of the femoral nerve in the legs.. A great massage works wonders too.
Her wearing nylons during sex.
I have always enjoyed toying with the place where the bottom of the buttocks turns into the upper thigh.
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 6/27/2013 2:44:24 AM
In the op, it says 'not kinks or freaky stuff or fetishes', but then it says 'like a finger in the butt', equated with earlobe sucking. So the category of 'fun little things' is not totally clear to me, hehe, but otherwise...

Perfume. Sometimes it seems hard to explain this, because some people speak of a woman wearing strong perfume as being overbearing or noxious or 'smelling like a whore', and this isn't at all what I mean. I think that may depend on the kind of perfume in question, and each persons tastes or preferences. And obviously with me it's about certain perfumes, though I don't know all the names of the ones I like unfortunately, so it can't really be understood what I mean. But I love a woman's strong perfume. It brightens up the room and the day. Makes it all happy. Makes her delicious. Since I mostly can't name them, I try to descibe the ones that do magical things to me by saying that it's spicy sweet (instead of 'soft flowery'), which doesn't say much...but my best word is 'assertive'. I like, but am not talking about, subtle or soft or 'misty' stuff, but instead it's scents which are 'assertive' that really get me. Makes their presence known. Jumps out and says 'yum'. Sensual in a bold way instead of the 'subtle misty' way. Not like she took a bath in it, as some think that I mean, but because of the kind that it is, though the strength can't be too conservative either.

Legs. I never thought I was about a certain woman's body part, like a boob-man or eyes-man or hair-man. I'm about the whole woman. But I do still have a certain thing for legs. Even though, yes, it can't just be nice legs without some nice-everything else. Not necessarily specific shapes or proportions or whatever (even though there are certain points of preference, like for there to be some calf, instead of just being straight from the knee down, as an example), but showcasing the legs in certain ways...poses, some hoisery, etc. I know that it's more like an artistic or sensual view instead of just sexual or pornographic, because once when bored I collected a few googled images of different legs, and I was really picky about how much was shown or just what it was...if it was just a pic that was about sexiness, showed more than the legs, or wasn't according to certain artistic parameters, I guess one could say, it was no good. And then of course there is the sexual/seductive element, since I'm a healthy man who likes women. A pair of legs showcased or posed in certain ways are yummy to me, and makes me think dirty thoughts. Certain thoughts that I think a woman would like.

I have a few other things, like anybody, but there's my offering for this thread.
 LoneScottishBoy
Joined: 2/13/2012
Msg: 55
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Posted: 6/27/2013 6:28:45 AM
Big hair...stockings...light bondage...sex on the dining room table...It's all good.

But dirty little secret?
Well I taught Kenjiutsu for a while...and there are few things that turn me on like a sweaty woman in combat armor...

I can feel my blood pressure going up as I type this..;)
 Lexti
Joined: 3/14/2013
Msg: 56
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Posted: 6/27/2013 6:50:22 PM
I'm with Drink on the cologne. There are some men's colognes that are LITERALLY like an aphrodisiac for me. I was leaving work one night and passed a group of men. One of them had on the most unbelievable scent! It was like...Sexy Man in a bottle! I was instantly turned on and had to refrain from turning around and going back to find out which one of them it was.

I've also had men come into my office with really good smelling cologne on. I will usually give them the warning to back up a few feet or get bitten! RAWWRRR!! ;-)
 LiterateHiker
Joined: 11/30/2012
Msg: 57
What are your fun little dirty little secrets?
Posted: 6/27/2013 8:20:00 PM
"After last night's orgy, the living room carpet was littered with spent poppers," I read while reading gay literature. Gay men sniff poppers at the moment of orgasm for greatly enhanced pleasure. What's in a popper? Nitrous oxide. Readers pick up a lot of interesting information.

Cut to the dentist's office. Since age 22, I have carried a large book or magazine and wear pants during a teeth cleaning. "Do you want nitrous?" the dental assistant asks. I say yes and lie, "I don't feel nitrous very easily, so could you please turn it way up?"

The assistant disappears for 10 - 20 minutes to let the gas take effect. Positioning the open book over my crotch, I slip one hand under the book. All I have to do is lightly touch the pant seam over my clitoris to experience wave after wave of fabulous orgasms, each orgasm cresting higher the last. It's hard to keep a weather eye on the door.

I LOVE going to the dentist. Every six months.
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