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 GreenThumbz18
Joined: 4/25/2012
Msg: 336
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"I'm guessing he's gotta turn heads by using
his body ... "
Well it's not like WOMEN would ever resort to such shameless tactics, right ? ? ?
Why DO they call Southern California "Silicon Valley the Second" anyway? I dated a gal with a perfect pair, but you had to be careful, because if she swung her chest without warning and one of those cement bags hit your face, it could definitely do some damage. Talk about your "genetically modified" goodies, , ,
Come on now, admit it. Your friend's mistake wasn't the body, it's that he's got an UGLY body. Maybe he found out that Obamacare won't cover those lipo treatments, so he's just gonna wing it and hope for the best. Who knows, maybe I'll be right behind him :)
 TuMuchFun
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 337
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Posted: 9/29/2013 5:14:49 AM
Well I for one clearly would never "next" cement bags and I can't think of a much better way to damage your face.
 GreenThumbz18
Joined: 4/25/2012
Msg: 338
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Posted: 9/29/2013 10:58:18 AM
"Well I for one clearly would never "next" cement bags"

You should spend some time clicking around on Jdate, they have more cement there than Jimmy Hoffa :)
 mateo45
Joined: 1/17/2008
Msg: 339
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Posted: 10/9/2013 10:30:14 PM
Well a 3 divorce parley pays 6-1 , hard to do, odds not in your favor.


Ah, I see you're a gamblin' man (unfortunately not my way in matters of the heart...lol)!!

BTW, had an interesting email this evening from one of those gals who insists on including her adult daughter in all her profile pics. Have never quite figured out what those are all about... whether it's a "package deal", or the daughter is what mom used to look like, or else she just doesn't know how to crop a photo, or...?!!
 DreamBaby6794
Joined: 12/21/2013
Msg: 340
Statements in profiles that make you say NEXT!
Posted: 12/28/2013 1:50:19 PM
ROFL that one made me giggle. Sounds like she's a real winner!
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 341
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Posted: 1/1/2014 11:03:18 PM
Well hello Eleuthero! Happy New Year!


see all these profiles that say the glass is half full


When I go to a restaurant and let's say I drink 1/2 of my water, and the waiter asks if I'd like more water. I am not thinking, "my glass is half full but I will have the waiter fill me up" noooooo, I am thinking, "yes, my glass is half empty so refill, please!" :)

Usually, I am a positive thinking person but I am also a realist. If 1/2 my water is gone from my glass,
it's HALF EMPTY! When the candy dish has hardly any candy left, it's almost gone....I guess you could say...."there's some left."

Just had to get that off my non-augmented chest :)
 TuMuchFun
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 342
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:31:54 AM
Well, if my glass is 1/4 full and I'm thirsty I ask for that refill if it's 3/4 empty and I'm not thirsty, I'll pass...
If a mom wants to gift boobs, go for it especially if I was dating her daughter.
As for candy, if it's M&Ms and it's 7/8 full there is room to fill it up, it's its Tootsie Rolls toss em in the trash regardless.
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 343
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:45:21 PM
^^^^^WTF TMF????? You just me dizzy......I am surprised you did not include popcorn in the equation....hahahaha!
 traveltrekker
Joined: 9/17/2013
Msg: 344
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Posted: 1/3/2014 11:33:51 AM

As for candy, if it's M&Ms and it's 7/8 full


The M&Ms won't be 7/8 full if I am anywhere close by.
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 345
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Posted: 1/8/2014 9:48:45 PM
^^^^ Yes, the backwash comment is just EWWWWEEEWWWW.....sounds like you have experience with this.....backwash???
EEEEEWWWWW hahahahahahahah!
 TuMuchFun
Joined: 9/29/2008
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Posted: 1/9/2014 6:15:38 PM
Harmony augment away I say...
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 347
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Posted: 1/9/2014 7:15:14 PM
TMF....WTF? Hmmmmm, I'll augment if you augment...? ;)
 GreenThumbz18
Joined: 4/25/2012
Msg: 348
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Posted: 1/12/2014 12:16:39 PM
"When they take me for a walk after dinner, they make sure to pull tight on my choke collar and give me a short leash."
That might be fun, if your date is the right kind of person. I would begin to worry if they carried a baggie and a scoop, for you to do your "business," so be careful out there!
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 349
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Posted: 1/12/2014 1:46:49 PM
GT18: No baggie and scoop needed, this is where "Depends" come in. (you do remember right?) ;)

Eleuthero: you know, GT18 might be onto something.....? However, I'm not into choke collars or leashes....sounds too painful.

But staying on topic....if a man said in his profile he was into choke collars and leashes, I think I would have to say next but it all DEPENDS, I guess..... ;)
 GreenThumbz18
Joined: 4/25/2012
Msg: 350
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Posted: 1/12/2014 4:13:49 PM
^^^^^^
Driving - You have a way with words, don't you?
As I remember, , when you're young a fun date might be s'mores, , , but to us old folks it's more like s'nores :)
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