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 Houston_Realtor
Joined: 5/24/2011
Msg: 95
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"im trying to figure out how that even works.. heck my penis doesnt even stick to my legs."

OMG, this is hilarious!
 infinestforum
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 96
clit sticking to leg
Posted: 2/8/2012 1:53:11 PM
procolharem ^^^

I agree she has posted some doozies before...

However, it isn't for me to say what has happened between her and her doctor, dates or her own self. Maybe she was happy with the situation until the last guy was an azz about it and made her self conscious? Maybe the doctor said "don't fix it if it ain't broke?" If you look around, there are plenty of people that need something fixed that I am sure they never really thought about other then "its there and I am stuck with it" (no pun intended).

My point in posting was it is a very real situation for some people and evidently is emotionally crippling to them to the point of having surgery. I still stick to my thought that as a group the POF crowd calls troll too often. (That would include me too sometimes.)

Iffy
 8x6heavycummer
Joined: 1/10/2012
Msg: 97
clit sticking to leg
Posted: 2/8/2012 2:53:35 PM
Not sure what that dudes problem was.I have been with women with big clits and they seem to be multi orgasmic which is a turn on.Although I have not been with or seen a clit sticking to anyones thigh.You must have a small labia for this to happenI wouldnt do anything about it because when a guy goes down there where are his eyes ?If hes doing things right they are above the clitorious.
 pinkhaireddoggy
Joined: 8/18/2011
Msg: 98
clit sticking to leg
Posted: 2/8/2012 3:13:40 PM
Give us an update.
 Discordiaa
Joined: 5/27/2009
Msg: 99
clit sticking to leg
Posted: 2/8/2012 3:24:38 PM
if you have a clit like that, you are wasting your life doing anything other than porn.
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 101
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Posted: 2/8/2012 5:48:11 PM


Oh my.......can you imagine what it must be like during her time of the month? Everything twice as bad..........


... or perhaps half as bad
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 103
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Posted: 2/8/2012 7:09:59 PM
Having looked at just a little of the OP's posting history, I am revising my opinion to "possible/probable troll" ...because two years ago she was talking about her boyfriends and her sex life with them, and nothing was mentioned about a mega-clit.
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 106
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Posted: 2/8/2012 7:40:58 PM


I am revising my opinion to "possible/probable troll"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29
Look up the definition of a troll... no where does it say they have extra-large clits.
 statemachine500
Joined: 8/25/2011
Msg: 107
clit sticking to leg
Posted: 2/8/2012 7:47:04 PM
Well I don't care for huge clits at all.For those guys that like sucking on the big ones,how does it compare to a c%@k?OP is obviously a troll looking to blur lines.
 Pinky127
Joined: 1/7/2012
Msg: 108
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Posted: 2/8/2012 7:57:23 PM

I love a plump clit. I had a gf in the past that had a juicy plump clit.


Op's not referring to a "PLUMP' clit.
Hers apparently is so LONG it sticks to her thigh. So,it sounds more elongated(as in length!)

So,Op,if this is a genuine problem,why have you not seen a gyno about it and how is it that during all your pap smears,you've never mentioned it
 kja71
Joined: 12/21/2011
Msg: 110
clit sticking to leg
Posted: 2/9/2012 7:15:51 AM
Seriously, can we stop humoring her and forget this stupid, fake, giant clit story? IT'S BOGUS BULLSH!T!!!!!
 orionseal
Joined: 11/24/2010
Msg: 111
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Posted: 2/9/2012 7:54:13 AM
You have a perfectly normal "condition" no-one has the perfect sized parts. There are just as many men who have a "Megalopenis" as there are men who have "Micro-penises'"The rest of us fall somewhere in the middle. The same holds true for women. There are mega and micro clitoruses too. Be proud of who you are and don't hold too much faith in a guy who gets freaked out over it.
I worked for a dermatolagest and one handout we gave out a lot refered to this very problem.
Try wearing a sanitary napkin to absorb the moisture durring exercise, avoid using powder it may cause irritation (it is made from ground up minnerals IE: rocks) and cornstarch is a modified sugar so can cause yeast or vaginal infections.
 pinkhaireddoggy
Joined: 8/18/2011
Msg: 113
clit sticking to leg
Posted: 2/9/2012 9:48:42 AM
Can anyone here message JHparkes and ask her to measure it? I say that we end this discussion unless she contributes to it.
 normaldude
Joined: 3/8/2006
Msg: 114
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Posted: 2/9/2012 2:57:51 PM
I think in the name of science we really do need to see a picture of this thing....... for science....ya know.....to learn something.....and try to help out with advice and stuff.....
jus sayin..... just one pic.
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 115
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Posted: 2/9/2012 4:09:51 PM


I always wonder why people start threads like this oe then never reply?
Maybe they were less than honest in the first place?


If you made a thread about having an incredibly small penis and then 1/2 to 3/4 of the responses were people calling you a liar or telling you it was freakish and gross, would you be regularly posting on here?
 Law212
Joined: 10/2/2011
Msg: 116
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Posted: 2/9/2012 5:07:21 PM
If this is true, then my only question would be.....

How can someone share their personal (very personal) problems with random strangers on the internet?

Certain topics are great for getting opinions no but some issues I would never discuss with strangers.
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 118
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Posted: 2/9/2012 6:01:30 PM

Good question, but why would any rational male do that?


They wouldn't.
Please check the gender of the OP and realize why your question is irrelevant
 HappyToBeMeAgain
Joined: 1/19/2012
Msg: 119
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Posted: 2/9/2012 6:38:53 PM
I totally believe it! I once dated a girl who couldn't wear skirts as her clit was so long. It didn't really pose a problem for me once I got used to it. It was a problem with her at times because she almost broke her head climbing out of the bathtub.
Once we were out to dinner at a pretty swanky place and she was wearing a gown. I decided it woud be cute to slip my shoe off and excite her under the table. It was all going well until she became engorged and ended tripping a waiter carrying a full tray. That's where I had to draw the line and break up with her. Sorry I just couldn't resist Honey if you are telling the truth I don't think most guys would care unless it got stuck on their leg ;)
 orionseal
Joined: 11/24/2010
Msg: 120
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Posted: 2/10/2012 12:10:51 PM

[cornstarch is a modified sugar so can cause yeast or vaginal infections.]




I could be wrong, but starch is processed to form sugars not the other way around, but if you can cite a reference I'll review.


Starch is produced by plants as one way of storing the sugars they produce, animals store sugars they obtain from eating plants (or other animals) as glygogen. Simple ninth grade science there. So find any science book from high school and look it up.
In its stored form it is in much larger molecular chains so in a way you are correct they do process it into sugar through a chemical proces called glycolysis. but in the form of starch it is in a "modified" state, so to make a long story short we are both correct.
 snglm
Joined: 11/23/2009
Msg: 121
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Posted: 2/17/2012 2:12:14 AM
it shouldnt matter at all
the problem is with the guy not you
 dwrdrock
Joined: 8/4/2007
Msg: 122
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Posted: 2/17/2012 2:36:05 PM
My exgirlfriend had a large clitoris it was such a turn on for me. men love that you are a special woman... take care Eddie
 jtoldme
Joined: 9/22/2011
Msg: 124
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Posted: 2/17/2012 9:46:38 PM
First off any man who can not accept you for who are does not deserve you. Secondly no it is not a huge turn off for all men for a lot it is a turn on. Like was said before embrace it this makes you special, and I for one would love to have a woman with this "problem".
 coderedjulia1
Joined: 9/8/2011
Msg: 125
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Posted: 2/17/2012 9:50:23 PM
Clit sticking to leg? I've never heard of that, but if it bothers you getting it surgically corrected. No need to be embarrassed. The doctor has seen and heard it all, and isn't paid to judge patients.
 DarkSide1972
Joined: 9/13/2011
Msg: 126
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Posted: 2/17/2012 10:07:53 PM
I am not a women but i do have a mind sometimes but a male friend that you desided to go to bed with and he saz that saz to me he is insercure about himself on how to handle the differt looks and sizes their are of the clit (thanks to real sex on hbo) thats how i found about it i wouldnt let a dr change anything on you you are a very beautiful lady hopeful you will love what gave you and move on and the next time you meet and date a guy and deside to sleep with him ask him if their is anything that mite turn him off about the area kind of make it descrete and see what the guy saz and how he acts mostly how he acts cause that will tell you all and if you lived close to me and we were freinds or dating i would have a problem with it and i sure wouldnt think you was a freak because of it
 -ck-
Joined: 6/30/2009
Msg: 127
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Posted: 2/18/2012 6:38:33 AM
Wow.....nothing else follows ck out.
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