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 DivineBovine
Joined: 5/13/2005
Msg: 134
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Once you see what's out there, you'll hopefully realize how ignorant you were


where did i say such a thing DIDN'T exist?

a lot of people posting to this thread have been taken in by the original poster's alleged "problem". if she was real, she would have shown her face (ha!) back in here. and if things are such a hardship for her, why not speak to a medical professional about it instead of posting it on the internet???

it would also seem more real if it were a woman in her early 20s posting this, rather than a middle-aged woman. by the time someone hits their 40s, one would hope that adults have learned to work with what they have - and this goes for men as well as women - be they larger OR smaller than "average".
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
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Posted: 2/18/2012 1:19:31 PM


PhD in porn-site surfing?

Do you suppose that learning is limited to schools? or just to non-sexual topics? perhaps just topics of your choice? or avenues of your choice?

So, if you click those links you'll find videos with those oddities. They're not unicorns either, as you suggest.



if she was real, she would have shown her face (ha!) back in here



Maybe. Maybe not. She might be embarrassed because she revealed something personal and people are making fun of her and / or calling her a liar. She did respond on MSG 3. The fact that she's 40ish doesn't mean anything... gay men come out of the closet after 40, my ex's dad revealed he was a cross-dresser after he was 50. People with personal issues have not necessarily come to terms with, revealed or resolved them all by the time they hit 40.

Just the fact that you feel the need to call shenanigans on this poor woman tells me that you have some unresolved issues yourself. You should address them instead of mocking her.
 OutofControlMan
Joined: 12/22/2011
Msg: 136
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Posted: 2/18/2012 1:22:20 PM

Do you suppose that learning is limited to schools?


no but, I still would hope that the majority of my doctor's knowledge wasn't gleaned through p0rn-site viewing , have no desire to view these vids
 DivineBovine
Joined: 5/13/2005
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Posted: 2/18/2012 3:16:48 PM

Just the fact that you feel the need to call shenanigans


since you've gone back through the whole thread, you can count the other people who have already done so. please do continue posting about their *issues* too...

 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
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Posted: 2/18/2012 4:51:35 PM


please do continue posting about their *issues* too...

Why would I bother doing that?
 HockeyFan_07
Joined: 1/31/2012
Msg: 139
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Posted: 2/18/2012 5:23:30 PM
First off... pics or it never happened.

Second... turn the lights off. Problem solved.
 sleepswithwolfs
Joined: 2/4/2011
Msg: 142
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Posted: 2/18/2012 6:43:23 PM
girl you are one sexy ****.i love to put slits in my mouth and suck all night.so u can get multible orga.s
 Helloitsmeyourlookingfor
Joined: 7/23/2009
Msg: 143
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Posted: 2/19/2012 4:59:59 AM
If it is sticking to your leg..... take up running for multiple O's
 -ck-
Joined: 6/30/2009
Msg: 144
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Posted: 2/19/2012 8:39:37 AM
I found it. the ck is a loser symbol is two to the left of this one Careful its difficult to find due to the extremely large clit covering it.
 LathaMath
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 145
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Posted: 2/19/2012 9:44:02 AM
And now you have a notorious clitorious.

If you need information on anything, and I do mean anything, Google is your friend. Just remember that your ISP has a record of anything you do or say on the Interent so you might want to use one of the computers at the public library, the one in the corner where nobody can ease drop over your shoulder. Oh, wait, you already brought up the subject on your computer at home so go ahead and to the search from there.

BTW I would be intreagued, not upset, by seeing your junk. A couple of quick drinks and I'd be ready to go again.
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
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Posted: 2/23/2012 7:40:06 PM
Ok.
I'm just posting so I can see "Wine Enema" and "Clit sticking to leg" on the top of "My forums".
It has unmatched amusement value
 riverman7677
Joined: 2/5/2012
Msg: 147
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Posted: 2/24/2012 3:29:24 AM
What part of Clerks II is the joke in? Great movie. Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stallion. Too funny! Which one has the big clit? Jay or Randal?
 HowRJ
Joined: 6/7/2009
Msg: 148
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Posted: 2/24/2012 3:04:03 PM
There's an easy & cheap solution to your problem.......use cornstarch......it will keep your clit smooth and free of oils that cause it to adhere to your leg.......
 iron_fist10
Joined: 2/12/2012
Msg: 149
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Posted: 2/24/2012 9:25:42 PM
Oh my god, thank you so much for posting this question. I have been laughing out loud for the past half hour reading over all these peoples posts! You folks are to much, from the bottom of my heart thank you for the laugh!!!
 Pinky127
Joined: 1/7/2012
Msg: 150
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Posted: 2/25/2012 6:36:36 PM

an enlarged labia is quite common, and much appriecated by perverts world wide in porn, as long as it works doll i shudnt worry


Lulu,when i first read this Thread by the Op,i also thought she must be referring to her labia,but NO - she's talking about her CLITORIS.
 pinkhaireddoggy
Joined: 8/18/2011
Msg: 152
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Posted: 2/26/2012 9:20:55 AM
The chick post this question then disappears.

Hey honey if you're reading this and it's true, sorry for the jokes, however you could use it as a belt.
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 153
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Posted: 2/27/2012 7:10:18 AM
stick clicking to legs
I this is otherwise known as Lego syndrome is quite common with model builders subjected to Meccano sets (construction toys) when they were too young.


Ooplah just put on my glasses ...... sorry

click stitching to legs?

naghhh astigmatism is a bugger at first I could have sworn it was :"clit sticking to leg"
but couldn't be possible..... could it?

Ma! you swapped our glasses again did you?
 boninibaby
Joined: 12/3/2011
Msg: 154
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Posted: 2/27/2012 11:45:07 AM
my advic OP.

.if you still come andcheck this post.....wear panties!!

 AcousticConfidence
Joined: 1/26/2012
Msg: 155
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Posted: 2/27/2012 12:14:13 PM
Haha I was going to say that! Try some panties. Still though, convinced it's a troll post.
 carelesswhisper00
Joined: 1/11/2007
Msg: 157
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:21:44 PM
So the OP says she's got a clit that she isn't happy with? My gosh woman be happy you have something most do not. The picture that comes to mind to me is like your tongue sticking out!
 sexandthepof
Joined: 10/10/2011
Msg: 158
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Posted: 2/27/2012 10:07:16 PM
I don't understand. How can you feel embarrassed with your doctor and not embarrassed telling people on here with your pics posted? It's unbelievable. What happens if someone knows you in real life see you here and know this story? Unless your pics are not real. Anyway, that's none of my business. But the point is I think with your doctor, you should not feel embarrassed telling him/her anything because he/she is a doctor. I think doctors can keep everything confidential and when they know their patients's problems, they will find way to help healing.
 damsel19
Joined: 2/22/2012
Msg: 159
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Posted: 2/29/2012 8:25:03 PM
You may have an excess of male hormone which may be able to be addressed.
I guess it would be a turn off for guys if it looks more like a penis but that was an unkind remark to make from that guy and you have lost nothing there.
 Capn_America
Joined: 10/6/2011
Msg: 160
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Posted: 3/1/2012 9:29:56 AM
LOL To the Op, if a guy was stupid enough to lack so much class, he didn't deserve you. I don't know about other people, but I find the human body a fascinating thing, and a beautiful one. I used to date a girl that squirted every time, and I mean EVERY time. And not juste like, two spoonfulls. Sometimes I felt I was in the shower lol.
To each his own body parts, and the people who accept them. If it bothers you a lot, try to surmount your embarassement and go see a doctor. He is a health professionnal, he will not have any kind of opinion that isnt. But I highly doubt its that disgusting anyhow; some men have fetishes for women with big clitorises. Its just like foot fetishes or what not. Besides, your a young, beautifull and sexy lady, only an idiot would stop at what you look like.
Come to Canada, we'll go for drink LOL
 Kit281
Joined: 9/9/2011
Msg: 161
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Posted: 3/2/2012 5:07:44 AM
My daughter just did a paper on intersexuals. I had never heard the term before. Sounds like this may be the case. In some intersexuals the clit is enlarged, almost penis like.
 hornncorndog
Joined: 10/22/2011
Msg: 162
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Posted: 3/2/2012 10:16:35 AM
Who cares. Tell him thank you for the freak complimentand kick his butt out.
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