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 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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I only recently came to terms with being "endowment challenged" among my fellow dudes. Now I learn in a room full of people that I can rank behind some women in the room? Oh, the humanity!


now that was frikken funny!!
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 194
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you beautiful ... AND ... clit sticking to leg
Posted: 3/12/2012 8:20:48 AM

Pigs dont have a clitoris. Perhaps Miss Piggy has one but the rest of them are devoid of a porcine clitoris. In fact nothing else has a clitoris except a woman.



I know a few hyenas that'd bite your balls off for the above mis-information.!
time to be kind to hyenas! they're good for a laugh.

rathlinlighthouse
I confirm there is a type of hyena that has a clitoris! of such size it is oft referred to as a "pseudo Peenus"

from wiki:-
The clitoris (i/'kl?t?r?s/, i/kl?'t??r?s/, or UK /'kla?t?r?s/) is a sexual organ that is present only in female mammals. In humans, the visible button-like portion is located near the anterior junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra and vagina. Unlike the penis, which is homologous to the clitoris, the clitoris does not contain the distal portion of the urethra. The only known exception to this is in the
~~~~Spotted Hyena~~~.
In this species, the urogenital system is unique in that the female urinates, mates and gives birth (Owch!) via an enlarged, erectile clitoris, known as a pseudo-penis.[1]



OP could make an avatar of your clicky stitoris?
*smack ow!
 Pomose
Joined: 5/21/2011
Msg: 195
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Posted: 3/17/2012 2:07:32 AM
Join the circus!
 Pomose
Joined: 5/21/2011
Msg: 196
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Posted: 3/17/2012 2:23:05 AM
Ok here's what you do. There's always an opportunist in the crowd LOL Send your pap smear to a fly paper company, you'll be a millionaire in no-time
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 3/17/2012 4:48:10 AM
OP
paint it blue and be a "clit-model" for the xxx rated Avatar movie!

You're still normal don't worry about it..........errrrrm grovel...grovel..could I see it please? ....*smack .........Oh sorry!


OK assume the "worst" and your clit really is a monster. don't worry about it! You'll find some body will accept it and enjoy you and not just the clit.

Look at these 8-12 inch guys with weird looking penuses (peni-i) like periscopes and aliens - they still can find love and joy.
 NASH58
Joined: 1/4/2008
Msg: 198
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Posted: 3/29/2012 3:58:58 AM
nouthing better than a woman with a big clit Tom
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 199
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Posted: 3/29/2012 5:32:16 AM

OP do u have any brothers who happen to be single?


Joy, like gold, is whereever you happen to find it. But it's just way cute that a lady owns up to prospecting, herself.
 Capn_America
Joined: 10/6/2011
Msg: 200
you beautiful ... AND ... clit sticking to leg
Posted: 3/29/2012 5:34:14 AM

Perhaps a female Troll has a clitoris perhaps a very big one that sticks to your leg.



Trolls dont have clitorises. They reproduce by osmosis
 robert-frost
Joined: 7/14/2011
Msg: 202
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:43:24 AM
there is nothing really abnormal about it
it didnt freak me out when i saw it on another woman
 mountaingirl1980
Joined: 2/15/2012
Msg: 203
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Posted: 3/29/2012 9:11:18 AM
This might help (and I'm not being snarky. Serious)

http://www.isna.org/faq/what_is_intersex
 lonesomecowboy1
Joined: 10/23/2010
Msg: 204
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Posted: 3/29/2012 11:43:34 AM
I think I like that one
 optimismfirst
Joined: 2/29/2012
Msg: 205
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Posted: 3/29/2012 12:57:41 PM
that sounds to disgusting to even reply decently... how does that happen without being loose and sleeping around every day?
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:42:44 PM
^^^^Oh!, is that what causes it?.....the more sex you have, the longer your clit gets? I know you're just a kid, but you are smarter than that...I hope!
 aloneanloney
Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 207
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Posted: 3/31/2012 2:29:25 PM
lady. There is nothing wrong with a BIG clit. I actually find it a BIG turn on. OMG i luv em big. IN my openion It's not broke so don't fix it.
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 4/2/2012 7:42:34 AM
So how's it hangin' OP?
Ooops wrong thing to say I guess..... let me rephrase ... So how's it goin' OP?


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^^^^Oh!, is that what causes it?.....the more sex you have, the longer your clit gets?

lay off the sex you minx! (minx = mammal with clit)

waygarding your stitty clickorus .. (a bottle of Glayva does that to my pronun....pron...procuntitation in a an ambomisereal way)

Next victim you get just tell him to close his eyes and plant the thing on his face!

BTW OP do you pee standing up or sitting down? and lay off the body building hormone supplements.
hic!
 420Kush420
Joined: 4/11/2011
Msg: 209
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Posted: 4/2/2012 11:05:28 AM
You are gorgeous. I would sleep with you any day of the year. And you are not a freak. Imagine how easy it would be for a guy to get you off. I'd enjoy every second of it
 tagpianist
Joined: 10/31/2011
Msg: 210
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Posted: 4/2/2012 5:56:24 PM
Look you don't need to worry about it beautiful.. If I had been that guy the only thing you would have had to worry about is getting my head outta there it is a huugge turn on.. So dont let one person get u down.

 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 211
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Posted: 4/2/2012 11:00:43 PM
Maybe you should wear tighter underwear, and learn to "tuck" that monster.

 blondiein2012
Joined: 12/16/2011
Msg: 213
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Posted: 4/3/2012 4:32:38 AM
Vesitgial penis. Look into it.
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 4/3/2012 4:40:40 AM
Wow -- I wonder if some of the men in here have the ability to 'tuck' their monster in????


If I had a stickyd1cky to my knee I would brag about it -
"hello how do you do. I'm good thanks . infact real good, you could say the extreme opposite of evil." "You ...... Oh! that well its 12" when wobbley and 15" when angry, is that a treat! hell yeah I feel good" "Oh al righty you can touch it once but after that I'll have charge you for it." "good?" "fine."
so how you like your salami in the buns or in a bagel?"

OP you could get into pro porn and make big money you know, just stay off the drugs.

God I shudder to think of the hijinx if I had a clissy stick er kicky clist er you know what I mean.
I'm gald we're talking about clicky stickers and not whistle wizzers.


/thankyou Dr.Seuss/
would you like a sticky clit?
no I would not like it at all.
I would not like it sticking to a wall
I would not like it touching my ball
I would not like it in a tree
I would not like it,.. even for free.

I would not like a clisty stist
I would not stick it in a mist
I would not stick it in a fog
I would not stick it in the frog
From My good friend Mr. Sam I. Am
 wedge5491
Joined: 3/29/2012
Msg: 215
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Posted: 4/3/2012 5:51:09 AM
I would not be worried about your clit - Love to be able to make love with a woman who has as large clit - small ones are sensitive a larger one would be more sensitive. It is obivious your guy was not sensitive at all. He does not know how to make a woman really cum big or he would not have said the things he did. I hope that you find a more sensitive guy and enjoy what you have it is special. What I am saying is be who you are have great fun and orgasms and do alter yourself.
 WrogermeWroger
Joined: 3/24/2012
Msg: 216
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Posted: 4/3/2012 6:56:41 PM
Hmmmm there is all this "I am in love with my trauma" type stuff going on - all the trauma of the Australian censors office declaring that women should all look neat and tucked in - no girly bits hanging out (use your brain you will find the fights about that) and then all the women get into this self doubting BS trip of "OH my C doesn't look like that! Will it turn guys off etc..." and then comes the waves of neurotic self obsessed girls going for labiaplasty or trimming of the labia minora etc....

Honest - check out some of the fisting forums, and big clits and all that, and there are heaps of people who get totally off on big clits and gaping vaginas and anus's and all that.... Big lips, loose pussies, all sorts of variations from the exotic to the neurotic - Every step along the line of erotic details to going off the rails.

But really unless it's causing some kind of medical problem - forget about it.

It's like I said to one of my ingrate ex's - "There are beggars on the streets with no food, no home, leprosy, only a few fingers left, amputated feet, burning plastic bags to stay warm in a wet alley way... and you have the LUXURY of having the time and the resources, and the food and the heated house and all of that, just to sit around all day finding trivial and petty things to complain about? - there are a million people who would give anything to be in your position - but not in your position with your attitude."

It comes down to this, "Are you in a relationship with yourself AND other people because of the natural variation of your body / bodies, or because you like yourself for who you are and them for who they are?

http://www.mamamia.com.au/relationships/the-great-wall-of-vagina-nsfw/

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/perfect-vagina/

And for the guys

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/my-penis-and-everyone-elses/
 goodlifetime12
Joined: 3/12/2012
Msg: 217
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Posted: 4/4/2012 12:41:42 AM
Well a large clit is a sign that you're very sensitive to touch in that area. Do you cum easily when touched in that area?
 heartbroke37
Joined: 3/5/2012
Msg: 218
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Posted: 4/4/2012 5:22:01 AM
i think its very sexy but giving a woman oral is one of my fav things to do anyway...lol
i'd love a woman with a huge clit to suck on
 eyesacrossacrowd
Joined: 3/12/2011
Msg: 220
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Posted: 4/4/2012 8:51:54 PM
i've dated a woman that had this issue, i won't say a problem because it's an issue, not a problem. that's as long as youru ob doc has checked. to be honest, i got to know little fella on an intimate basis and we sometimes played games after the former GF fell asleep, it was one sided though and clit won most of the time:(
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