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 jpete44
Joined: 1/2/2011
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is this true no 1 bby because my girl says im to big and i be hitting her bladder and she gets up and run to the bathroom to pee but she doesnt pee she says she doesnt know whats wrong. sometimes she pee and sometimes she dont. i always heard people tlk about it but i never seen it just like about the mist they say a female can mist also i would love to see that or make my girl mist but dont know how.
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
Msg: 202
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Posted: 3/11/2012 8:08:16 AM

is this true no 1 bby because my girl says im to big and i be hitting her bladder and she gets up and run to the bathroom to pee but she doesnt pee she says she doesnt know whats wrong. sometimes she pee and sometimes she dont. i always heard people tlk about it but i never seen it just like about the mist they say a female can mist also i would love to see that or make my girl mist but dont know how.

Not sure what you're asking me here.
 poker_fan_in_nyc
Joined: 4/6/2007
Msg: 203
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Posted: 3/11/2012 6:43:21 PM
jpete44: is this true no 1 bby because my girl says im to big and i be hitting her bladder and she gets up and run to the bathroom to pee but she doesnt pee she says she doesnt know whats wrong. sometimes she pee and sometimes she dont. i always heard people tlk about it but i never seen it just like about the mist they say a female can mist also i would love to see that or make my girl mist but dont know how.


...and to make your girl do it, try using your finger instead of your penis...find her gspot and concentrate on that...and oral along with this is awesome (which I love) or some type of clit stimulation I am sure will help...but since I have never squirted I can't really give advice...but you can try


no_1_bby: Not sure what you're asking me here.


Actually jpete44 I understand you completely...I believe my guy does the same thing as I am always running to the bathroom, sometimes not really doing anything...

The advice I have always been given is once I can get over the "pee" feeling and just let go...I should squirt...so far I can't let go...

you are using the word 'mist' when everyone else is using the word 'squirt'

for me I definitely do more than 'misting' but have not squirted...but one thing I have learned from this thread is I don't care anymore if I never do it...I have incredible orgasms and an awesome time and that's all the really matters right
 Balsamica
Joined: 2/24/2012
Msg: 204
Squirting
Posted: 3/11/2012 7:44:42 PM
I've been with 4 squirters, it's real and for them it was quite natural, nothing special I did.

Three of them shot it out, the fourth was more of an internal gush. All of them were accompanied by contractions in their vaginas, kind of a squeezing/milking motion.

I discovered one going down on her and got a mouthful and choked, it was like really rancid pee or something, very salty and bitter, awful. It was pretty rude of her not to let me know in advance, she squirted whenever she had an orgasm.

Another one did it when her vagina was stretched, I had most of my hand in her and when I moved it in she squirted, then again and again, and soaked my chest. That was fun.

Another liked to ride me and hers was the most violent contractions, pushing and squeezing me out of her so I thrust in deeper and that set her off, she was the most orgasmic woman I've known.

The one who did it internally would release something or other, but it was a very hot, wet gush inside and soaked the bed, also with contractions.

Actually, there was a fifth one I took doggy style, only with her once, and she asked me if I wanted her to squirt all over my****and that excited me, so I stepped it up and off she went.

I've never had the pleasure of inducing it for the first time through any kind of trick, it just was the way these women orgasmed before me and I am sure long after me, but very exciting.........you do need to change the sheets each time you have sex with them, though, there's a lot of fluid.........and maybe not pee, but sure seems like it.
 machinegunnermatt
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 205
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Posted: 3/11/2012 10:54:17 PM
because it sounds better than sayin "female ejaculation"..just like the "male ejaculate" is called cum...its easier to say in bed....ie "can i ejaculate on your breasts?" sounds horrible compared to "you want my hot cum in your mouth so you can swallow it?" haha...come on...just think about that for a moment
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 3/12/2012 11:20:36 AM
So girlies can now join in and play soggy saos with the men?
soggy biscuits?

I'm afraid they may lose every time and have to eat the "not so cracking" cracker!

Bwahhaha

Whats the record squirt distance?

has anyone squirted on the snow or desert sand or some thing?

written some thing with a squirt like "Welcome to <countryname>, I hope you have a nice day!"
 keepinitreal247365
Joined: 7/9/2011
Msg: 207
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Posted: 3/12/2012 11:40:11 AM
haha oh man, it is totally not a myth. it is real for sure. it isnt hard to do either. all you gotta do is put in alot of effort and the girl has to relax. getting her to relax and let it go is the key. alot of girls feel it coming on but won let their mind go free cuz they say it feels like they are gonna pee themselves. all you have to do is put your middle and ring finger inside with you pinky and index fingers pointing downwards. then curl the two fingers inside upwards like and massage the inside of the ****. after about 5 mins or so it starts to get really wet and squishy like inside, the squishy is a good thing. use the squishing vibrations like to your advantage and keep doing it. sometimes ur arm starts to get sore but fight thru the pain and dont stop. they key now is for the girl to just go with it and relax and she will eventually come all over the place but if she keeps mentally stopping herself from feeling like she is gonna pee the bed well then its a lost cause. apparently not all girls can do it, but in my opinon if you know what your doing and she relaxes enough, anyone can do it!
-keepinitreal247365
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 3/12/2012 11:46:58 AM
I believe ya!
I'm gonna try this on my pet koala! no wait hes a boy! does it work on koalas?


but when girls squirt on the beach sand "Welcome to Thailand ......." and their mob phone number then and one or two ping pong balls got loose....
theres something fishy going on!
 josdar
Joined: 6/24/2011
Msg: 209
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Posted: 3/12/2012 12:29:34 PM
.... I once overheard my nephew bragging to my others nephews and thier young friends, about being with squirting woman. Th younger guys where quite interested in this and were hanging on to hear more... When I stepped up and asked are you sure it was a woman....
 FantazzyGurl
Joined: 4/20/2009
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Posted: 3/12/2012 9:31:19 PM
[have you ever had you penis full of cream covered in a thick white glue, way more than the usual that was a thick squirt ]
Me personally, with the right man I can squirt, gush or flood the bed easily with NO below the waist contact. For me its nothing more than arousal. That white thick ring around his male member ... now That is my climax. I prefer that over gushing any day or night.
 juicedandready
Joined: 2/20/2012
Msg: 211
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Posted: 3/12/2012 10:59:48 PM
I have noticed with the one girl I was with that did do this is that she was very related and was breathing very well not holding her breath at all kinda like she was I'm labor lol I got her to do this which she said
was her first tome ever by messaging her g-spot with my 2 fingers and she also never stopped me like some other girls did she basically let it all go just saying
 tony_chico_fiesta
Joined: 9/24/2011
Msg: 212
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Posted: 3/12/2012 11:43:42 PM
So? I've never had a sexual partner that ever squirted. i have been trying to make her. but i just cant. HOW CAN I DO IT!! lol ... Also can a she squirt while the pennis is inside? how does it feel?
 poker_fan_in_nyc
Joined: 4/6/2007
Msg: 213
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Posted: 3/13/2012 2:38:56 AM
So? I've never had a sexual partner that ever squirted. i have been trying to make her. but i just cant. HOW CAN I DO IT!! lol ... Also can a she squirt while the pennis is inside? how does it feel?


please scroll up and read these past 11 pages to try and answer this question...

how to do it...penis inside...how it feels...
it has all been attempted to be answered...and yet I still don't squirt LOL

and it honestly doesn't matter anymore (yet I continue to read this thread)...if your girl cums any other way and has amazing orgams like me, then if she can't do this 'silly little thing' called squirting, sex will still be okay...
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:42:05 AM
hey tony chico fiesta

follow keepingitreal247365 instructions and I think you will be mildly slurprised


for for me...just tried it with her
it worked.
mission a success
goin down the bar to brag about it with the boys over a bud...... true true

awaiting chemical analysis.
*smack
 gentleplus
Joined: 9/8/2008
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Posted: 3/13/2012 12:32:18 PM
Hey Bilby....I just love your wit...

Maybe next time take a sample of the fluid in a cup with you and submit it to the guys at the bar for a taste test panel.... so we can put to rest the question of whether its actually pe e or not

LOL
 Helloitsmeyourlookingfor
Joined: 7/23/2009
Msg: 216
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Posted: 3/13/2012 1:03:26 PM
No.... that's not how we feel. Swallowing with my stick in your mouth is a whole different sensation than if I blow it in a glass and you drink it.
 Helloitsmeyourlookingfor
Joined: 7/23/2009
Msg: 217
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Posted: 3/13/2012 1:19:01 PM
I prefer straight from the source. Like Poland Springs (except perhaps it should be a hot springs instead).
 pappybill914
Joined: 4/4/2011
Msg: 218
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Posted: 3/13/2012 2:24:43 PM
Why would you want to squirt, it only makes a mess and then you would need plastic sheets and they are hot
 poker_fan_in_nyc
Joined: 4/6/2007
Msg: 219
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Posted: 3/13/2012 5:58:14 PM

Why would you want to squirt, it only makes a mess and then you would need plastic sheets and they are hot


Messy sex is the best
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 3/13/2012 6:08:57 PM
@PokerFan - Don't read this..


Why would you want to squirt, it only makes a mess and then you would need plastic sheets and they are hot

Because it's hotter than f*ck to see his face when it happens. It's hotter than f*ck how my body does that.

Also.. I don't have plastic sheets. There are alternatives you know. I haz them.

@PokerFan - You can read again..

Messy sex is the best

Absolutely!!


Thing is.. I don't HAVE to have it. It's not the be all end all, ultimate experience for me. It's fun.. doesn't matter if it happens or not.
 poker_fan_in_nyc
Joined: 4/6/2007
Msg: 221
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Posted: 3/13/2012 6:15:11 PM
LOL

@PokerFan - Don't read this..


I have accepted that my body may not do it...

I am still not disappointed with the type of mess I currently make
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 3/14/2012 10:17:39 AM

I am still not disappointed with the type of mess I currently make

Atta girl!!!
 jAY8878
Joined: 10/9/2011
Msg: 224
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Posted: 3/15/2012 9:26:26 AM
no there is a tec a ladies squirt
 jAY8878
Joined: 10/9/2011
Msg: 225
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Posted: 3/15/2012 9:28:07 AM
love to be the first one to make a girl squirt
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