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 DudeistPriest
Joined: 3/30/2009
Msg: 128
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MsM,
I am officially volunteering to kneel down, pucker up and blow smoke up your @ss
 Fifi47
Joined: 8/19/2004
Msg: 129
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Posted: 2/26/2012 12:33:43 PM
Next time I walk past the wine section at Kroger I will laugh. Sounds as if the Italians are swimming in a pool of spaghetti sauce.......mmmm I love Italian men and Italian food.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 2/26/2012 12:57:22 PM

MsM,
I am officially volunteering to kneel down, pucker up and blow smoke up your @ss


Best offer I've had in a long time!
and......uhm........while your down there
 OutofControlMan
Joined: 12/22/2011
Msg: 131
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Posted: 2/26/2012 1:16:15 PM
fairly sh1tty idea, IMHO
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:00:34 AM


now I have visuals of blowing smoke rings with my ass!


Sounds like you need "A teepee for the cornholio" "the great cornholio blows smoke rings from the holio?"
I borrow from Beavis and butthead.
 AvailableinIndy
Joined: 2/24/2010
Msg: 135
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:38:14 PM
yes, they had a story around Thanksgiving time about college campus's and over drinking etc. Appearently girls are inserting vodka soaked tampons. Very stupid. Also vodka shots in the eyeball.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 136
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Posted: 12/27/2012 5:20:37 PM
wow, now I'm wondering what goes with a$$hole, red or white? I mean, is it dark or white....screw it, I'll go read the umpteenth post instead on why women won't date a nice guy. the result will probably be the same as a wine enema.

:)
 GeekyCrazyButCool
Joined: 11/21/2012
Msg: 137
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Posted: 12/28/2012 12:04:55 AM
I love great wine that seems such a waste to me....what is the benefit of doing this???
 ann2H20
Joined: 6/7/2008
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Posted: 12/28/2012 12:21:28 AM
well, sir, don't know if everyone helped you, but you certainly succeeded in stirring up some conversation!
thanks for the chuckles.
I'm an ER nurse. I knew about checking for tampons. Didn't know I needed to check breathalyzer from the other end.
Guess I wait for some flatulence to know what's up? or what's up "there".....?
good grief. now I'm falling into the ranks of the rest of you!!!!
 ann2H20
Joined: 6/7/2008
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Posted: 12/28/2012 12:24:56 AM
true that, Micki.
better pack a tarp.
 Peppermint_Petunias
Joined: 3/30/2012
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Posted: 12/28/2012 3:14:34 AM

A few years ago, an alcoholic husband talked his wife into giving him a sherry enema, and he died


Yet another way of getting rid of a drunken b@stard and a waste of sherry when rubbing alcohol would have done it cheaper.

Did they autopsy his BEEHIND or did she confess ?
 SHUDNTBEONHERE
Joined: 11/3/2012
Msg: 141
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Posted: 12/28/2012 3:18:04 AM

A few years ago, an alcoholic husband talked his wife into giving him a sherry enema, and he died


Another brain box eliminated from the gene pool.
 rockstar7470
Joined: 10/17/2010
Msg: 143
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Posted: 5/26/2013 1:34:29 PM
I think that one would best to be diluted in water no? To slow down the absobtion rate?
 rockstar7470
Joined: 10/17/2010
Msg: 144
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Posted: 5/26/2013 1:39:15 PM
I wouldn't take more than you can drink and it's probably better to dilute in water to sloe down the rate of absorption. You probably could release most of it after play I would think...I was reading about that death in Texas and that was because he took a gallon of wine and fell asleep all night...Where is the common sense?
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 5/26/2013 3:44:06 PM
^^^^Either way you slice it..drunk is drunk. Now when it comes to people that prefer acheiving that goal through the wrong end....I would say that's mother natures way of eliminating certain individuals from the gene pool. As one who has a great respect for efficientcy, and also appreciates good entertainment....might I suggest a little rocket fuel added to the mixture, and maybe one of those handy charcoal grill lighters. I'll be patiently awaiting the first launch of an anus alcoholic. LOL
 jlynn1955
Joined: 8/24/2012
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Posted: 5/26/2013 4:07:30 PM
OMG-just when I think I've learned all I can learn here. I always wonder who first "discovered" this and more importantly, what made them think of it?
I'll never look at a bottle of wine the same way again.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 5/26/2013 4:52:10 PM
^^^jlynn1955, my first guess would be an alcoholic that had his jaw wired shut from his drunk driving accident.
 jlynn1955
Joined: 8/24/2012
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Posted: 5/26/2013 5:44:15 PM
^^^^lol..I guess that's as good a guess as any...the things I am learning here..and nobody to test them with...
 QT3.18
Joined: 2/1/2013
Msg: 149
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Posted: 5/26/2013 5:50:45 PM
Holy flock.

Of seagulls.

I don't even want to know what would possess someone to do this. In my 25 or so years in health care, I have heard countless stories of things put into body cavities. I have never heard of this one.
 that_ol_lady
Joined: 4/19/2013
Msg: 150
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Posted: 5/29/2013 11:08:32 AM
Ahh just when you think that No way nobody would ever do that,,you google it an surprise there is a video of somebody doing either the dumbest s hit or the sickest s hit..

well i saw a video of a guy who was giving a woman a wine enema an he had 1 of the big carlos rossi bottles an yes the question of why the hell would she sign up to do that passed through my head several times but indeed it did work because shortly after she was totally s hit face wasted so drunk that she fell down trying to use the bathroom an broke the toilet seat on her way down hitting the floor..

i cant imagine how bad the hangover must have been or if she ended up with alcohol poisoning..
 LoneScottishBoy
Joined: 2/13/2012
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Posted: 5/29/2013 12:19:12 PM
Remember people, you need to SIP with your ass, not gulp. Always extend your left leg when sipping as well. ~Miss Manners
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 5/31/2013 2:36:13 PM
I think I've got the origin of this practise figured out. One of the funniest things I've seen, was a drunk turning up a glass of whiskey while it was all running out the corners of his mouth and down his chin soaking his shirt and pants. With his glazed over eyes, he looked at his bar mate and exclaimed "I must be full".

With this in mind, maybe the ass has become a reserve tank like one of my trucks had. LOL
 sugarlandguy
Joined: 1/3/2013
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Posted: 4/24/2017 5:27:48 AM
Also called Butt Chugging.
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