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|WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?|
yes, unfortunately i said that, and to one of the most intelligent and captivating people i've encountered in a while, thereby demonstrating the flaws in my intelligence at many times..
(you naughty naughty girl - for shame shame on you...)
now everybody knows my name..
|i just said one of them..|
Posted: 11/9/2004 11:05:20 AM
|one of the worst lines I have that actually worked.....|
"hey, I don't want to be your sunny man. i'm a black moon. meet me in the dark, sunshine, and we'll form an eclipse"
or if I want to tone it down
...... meet me in the dark, sunshine and we'll make an eclipse.... or coffee, whatever ;)
I know -cheesy.
|i just said one of them..|
Posted: 11/9/2004 12:54:54 PM
|If you think that's sexy. Here's a cute one that got me in a flirty relationship with a cutie that works at the gym.|
Scenario: my credit-card expired a while back so when I hand my ID to her at the front desk she say it says the your behind on last months payment.
"Awww man! It's not my fault. My mom took away my allowance"
"Now, I have to resort to selling my body on the streets"
*slight puppy eyed expression* "how am i going to workout tonight if I can't afford to pay right now?" *my face brightens up, lean over the desk and i unbutton my top button with a cheezy seductive look in eyes* "hey babe, you wanna party with me?"
"oh my god, that is so funny...... that'll get you in this time.......ha ha"
It's not a one-liner but it can get a dude out of an otherwise would be embarrasing situation"
I got tons of cheezy lines. If you want me to message you, let me know, i'll spam you ;)
Posted: 11/9/2004 1:16:30 PM
|oh, you play piano? what's size? oh that's same size as my pianist.|
Posted: 11/10/2004 2:54:32 PM
|"ONE ASSHOLE IN YOUR PANTS IS'NT ENOUGH SWEETHEART"|
Posted: 11/14/2004 10:47:08 AM
|i like you! your pretty! you give me butterflys when i talk to you and every line out there to me there all lies i just go along with the game.. cause 2 can play!!|
Posted: 11/14/2004 1:35:50 PM
|"WANNA PLAY ARMY, ILL LAY DOWN AND YOU BLOW ME AWAY!!!!!!"|
Posted: 11/14/2004 1:36:53 PM
|SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID THIS ONE TO ME |
" LISTEN IM NOT TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC HERE I JUST WANNA GET INTO YOUR PANTS"
Posted: 11/14/2004 2:09:55 PM
|I said back to this guy that other line that ended up working for me |
"One ***hole in my pants is enough thanks buddy'
Guys can be such scum
Posted: 11/19/2004 4:34:31 AM
|Bond! James Bond! Would you like another rocket ride around the earth?|
Posted: 11/24/2004 5:10:22 AM
|Is Bin Laden your pap? Coz u r the bomb !!|
Do you come from the north pole? coz baby you give me the chills
Posted: 11/25/2004 7:53:31 AM
|are your eyes made of glass? coz i can see myself through them.|
Posted: 12/3/2004 10:12:22 PM
|Don't know that this is a pickup line... but I have broken the ice with it...|
Do you know the difference between a big mac and a blow Job? Where would you like to go to lunch?
Hey... I took two ladies out using that... and kept them laughing all the way through lunch... and got a second and third date with one... so...
Others that I have heard...
"My buddy and I have a bet.... I told him your face wouldn't break if you smiled...." Worked..
"My batteries dead, would you jump me?" Also worked, though in his defense, he really needed a jump...
OH, and of course... the one from the song... "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me..." Don't know that that one has ever worked....