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 Pomose
Joined: 5/21/2011
Msg: 23
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[Angelof Honesty: I want a blow up doll made of me] As always halarious comeback, and hey if you were to get the royalties off it then why not.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 24
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/17/2012 8:22:59 PM

I bought my guy friend a blowup snooki doll


Isn't that some kind of oxymoron, or something...?
 DerekDiabloCBC
Joined: 11/5/2011
Msg: 25
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/19/2012 4:19:56 AM
Darthbanker and Secondhandlion have the funniest responses.

As for me, if I want to provide a blow-up doll, or excuse me, the young lady in question with a bit of fore-play in the form a bit of wild, one-sided, television-suited "making-out"; well then, brother, you can more or less kiss my grits.

The arresting officer(s) would be challenged by my claim that, "My chick is hotter than yours. Oh no? Prove it!" They would then be confronted by a machismo-oozing, violent-by-nature appearing, anarchist who obsesses over politics and lawyering demanding that they prove that their wife (if they have one; truth is studies show that cops buy 63% more blow-up dolls than the general populace, butt-plugs as well), is indeed hotter than our stoic young lady.

They would be confounded. One would submit a doctored photo of a second-hand Stepford wife, another Broomhilda's older cousin. They could not beat my little darlin'. Forget about it, when they make robots available that can perform the duties of a woman and that look and feel realistic, women will be on the way of the vcr. Really though, not only would I make-out with a blow-up doll if I felt so-inclined, I might buy 10 of them (they wanted me first), douse them with olive oil (first pressing), and take to writhing and plunging wherever my appendages might go. While the whole mess might be a bit lifeless and empty in some dystopian way, I'll eat some hallucinogens (prolly mushrooms so it won't last so crazy long) and really get into it.

The music is another matter. Also, the lighting. The temperature both of the air and the dolls would be important. Also, remote-control internet porn with a water-proof controller would make it really hot actually. This thing of ours is getting better. I think I'm gonna go lather up the nearest intimate objects and do my best Fabio impersonation.

I've been banging this beautiful young chick for the past week but homegirls in my gang got beef with her, so I brought her out to an event on saturday and had to physically defend her against attack. Then she was shocked by the way I defended her. She then tells me that we can't date because she can't take it, today she tells me she wants to be in a relationship. We get along great too; she's a weed-head. hairdresser, mixed-race Traditional Skinhead Girl who listens to the best music and is Vegan and loves to cook.

I'm a mixed-up kid. This week is WMC (Winter Music Conference) and ULTRAfest down here in Miami. Within the Electronic Music scene, my scene and style (DUBSTEP!) has and is taking over. We have the hardest style. I am about to more than likely undergo a music and hallucinogenic experience over the course of a week to the magnitude of the Merry Pranksters. Along the way, the streets and clubs are already littered with the hottest girls in America wearing very little who mainly all are attracted to me. I also get us into any party or event and introduce them to the top dj's. There is so much opportunity for sex with multiple hott girls, that I do not allow myself to focus on that, so as not to miss the (more significant than women) reason I am there;

to get really ****ed-up and trip and hear the most insane, mind-bending, futuristic, heavy-Bass music ever created.

But yeah, blow-up dolls never did anything wrong to me. Now if I made out with a Tranny that would make me gay, so no thank you. No matter how hot she was...
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 26
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Posted: 3/19/2012 6:13:14 AM


^^^Well, thanks bilby, but I guess the romance is over until I save up another 29.95.....after achieving penetration, she flubbered straight up in the air about thirty feet, and now resides on a neighbors ham radio tower.


Luxury! bleedin' Luxury! ('ol Blighty accent)

it was end of footy season and my teamates threw her up on the electric wires with my footy shoes when we lost the last game!.
couldn't get the biiitch of a thing down! - the shoes that is!lol

Up there with my neighbours kid's kite.

oh well qe sera sera!
 infinestforum
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 27
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/19/2012 8:04:25 AM
Ah, could be worse... Listen to Pete's story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8hcK_KSNk

Gotta love British comedy.
 DerekDiabloCBC
Joined: 11/5/2011
Msg: 28
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/19/2012 9:47:25 PM
Met a really great blow-up doll tonight named Delilah. Hella cute. A bit lacking in the conversation department, but I'm used to that. U.K. Drum'n'Bass dj and Basshead Music honcho A-Sides did a set at the Adidas store in South Beach. There must've been like 20 blow-up dolls lurking everywhere. I found a prototype extra-breasted/double-chested model and really went all in for her.

A couple of cops saw me; and tried to get in on the action. I told 'em "Keep it movin'".

I don't make out with them much, only for show. Dolls, not cops that is.
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 3/20/2012 6:24:01 AM
Hey what s wrong with cops?
I've known a few people who've had dealin's with coppers!
outstanding law abiding fun citizens! Policepersons humour can be quite chanllenging (comes with job in rough parts of town?) but very very funny too!

Would I play fiddlesticks with a officer of the law?
Only If she promised not to use her nightstick! lol



infinestforum:-

thanks for you response unfortunately where I am at the moment Youtube and Facebook are banned, I put the site on my todo list when I'm out the country.

But seriously I cannot fathom how anyone would stoink a blow up doll.
The seams of plastic ultrasonically welded together would chafe the bits of a normal person.
Then there is her /or his /or its fragrance "Eu De Ballon"
with that chalky stuff always found on flexible plastics.
AND you just know he/she/it will never say NO to any one who has a go behind your back.
So on this basis I left mine sitting like a bird on a wire with my end of season footy shoes.
 DerekDiabloCBC
Joined: 11/5/2011
Msg: 30
Man caught making out with a blowup doll in the parking lot.
Posted: 3/20/2012 7:46:37 AM
There's nothing wrong with banging a cop, besides; you break her heart, she and her homeboys shoot up your house or put dope on you. I don't know what it's like where you live, but I am around the most corrupt police agencies in the entire country. One of these cowards beat up my ex's homegirl, when the cops came (his buddies), she said she fell down. I would've went over there and wrecked him if he wasn't a cop. Plus that nigga sells dope and takes juice.

Cops here are the strongest gang here for over ten years.

Blow-up dolls on the other hand have few friends. I had one whose cousin was actually a male CPR mannequin, and he tried to get lippy with me; it didn't work. I hit him with a few palm shots to the lower chest for good measure.

Met a new one recently; breasts all-around her torso, like 10 of them. No arms. She's great. You're messing with the cheap-whores from the Chinese factories. I mess with ones from France and Monaco. They smell like pure Ambrosia.

Step up your game man! Have some self-respect! You may want to think about pimping her if your not gonna bang her. Don't you think she resents being left on the shelf like some box-bound wallflower? Fiend! You're no gentleman!
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 3/20/2012 8:58:59 AM
thanks .....but a lil' sympathy for the devil, (and his son in law?)

nothing wrong with chinese factory types they're Poly Bi Phenolic you know! haha! very open minded!
yep the next time time I'm back in town I'll climb up the stoby pole and rescue my now ten year sundrenched damsel of discontent.
-attach a "tickle me Elmo" sound box.
- Patch on a few extras and she and I can pogo all night long in visual kei happy land.

I heard your side there is a famous Blow up doll called Marylon Manson. Whats that one like? good for a jump? a bit of bouncy castle fun?

Best I like would be not to fill them with air,
but fill 'em luke warm water and a few boxes of instant jello powder. more a realistic weight and temperature and what she spills one can eat! (flavour of choice - rasberry?)
 HUMHUMA
Joined: 1/14/2018
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Posted: 11/6/2018 2:47:46 AM
I've seen some screwed up posts before but this is the best and for you to ask questions about this makes you worse than the guy making out with a blow up!....lol....some things are done for entertainment and you just mad mine for the day!...lol
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