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Joined: 2/13/2012
Msg: 76
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ozzgirl22 ...enormously engorged maple trees...

That sounds like a fantasy in and of itself!
Joined: 5/27/2012
Msg: 77
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Posted: 7/17/2012 4:59:42 PM
Dressing up in a gorilla outfit and chasing naked women around with a spatula.
Joined: 5/4/2012
Msg: 78
silly fantasies
Posted: 7/17/2012 7:37:09 PM
Policeman. Cops make me drool for some reason. One came to pool tonight to have a talk with a bad kid. Sadly I think he is married. Or else.
Joined: 3/25/2010
Msg: 79
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Posted: 7/17/2012 7:57:14 PM
Long ago, MsMicki wrote :

<div class="quote">mine is that people learn how to spell fantasy, masterbate,cunnilingus, vagina, fellatio and frenulum correctly!!
I went back through this thread and noticed the "masterbate" discussion. Maybe this is actually a BDSM term and your phone has a secret life! :)

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Joined: 9/30/2011
Msg: 80
silly fantacies
Posted: 7/18/2012 8:35:01 AM

I want to rent the anti gravity simulator at NASA for myself and six naked nuns.......beat that, and I'll give you one of the nuns

LMAO! Thats pretty awesome!

They come in pony, kitty, puppy, bunny, raccoon. The plugs are usually available in 3 different sizes.

Holy $#!+ wowzers... only 3 sizes??

What about McDonald's employees?

Mmmmm McGreasy!

Mine is to do the dirty with Cap'n Jack Sparrow.. ARRRGHH!
Joined: 6/26/2012
Msg: 81
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Posted: 7/18/2012 8:47:55 AM
I have a fantasy that I'll meet someone who can spell, and remarkably I have, on occasion. Quite a few guys I've met, though, can't spell. Seems to be a common problem for people on pof.

I was the spelling bee champion of my school in 8th grade. I never thought that anyone would fantasize about it though. :-)
Joined: 3/3/2008
Msg: 82
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Posted: 7/18/2012 10:23:13 PM
Oooh, a babe who can spell, and uses punctuation properly, and even puts capital letters where they belong--man, I'd be hers in a heartbeat.
Joined: 3/18/2012
Msg: 83
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Posted: 7/19/2012 6:18:20 AM
i know this may freak most people out but my fantasy is to have a woman dominate while i'm crossdressed male to female.if she is into other aspects of bdsm/female domination then that would be great as well because i'm open minded and secure in manhood to where i can and would be able to handle it.
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 84
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Posted: 7/19/2012 6:38:28 AM
The best fantasy for me is spending one hour with an incredibly hot lady where she tells me her fantasy, then we act upon that fantasy. Then I tell her my fantasy and we act upon that fantasy. Nothing too fancy, or involving a third person. But I like the idea of being outside in a place you are not supposed to be and be in different states of clothing, where I remove her panties and we play with each other.
Joined: 4/10/2011
Msg: 85
silly fantasies
Posted: 7/20/2012 4:20:36 PM
On a trampoline in the middle of a downpour. Always been what I have wanted most.
Joined: 2/7/2012
Msg: 86
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Posted: 7/20/2012 4:48:05 PM
i want to be treated like a dog...ON a out a bowl and crawl around on all fours ....while female has company and i would act like a puppy seeking attention..and i wanna be put in a cage while she goes out for an hour or so...and be happy when my owner comes home...hmmm im hard
Joined: 7/21/2010
Msg: 87
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Posted: 7/20/2012 5:47:40 PM
A love slave!!!!LOL
Joined: 5/21/2011
Msg: 88
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Posted: 7/20/2012 5:59:53 PM
To go back to the age of 20, and know what I know now.
Joined: 8/23/2006
Msg: 89
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Posted: 7/22/2012 10:57:05 AM
Nothing wrong with that
 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 90
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Posted: 7/22/2012 1:14:09 PM
finding a woman that is just as passionate and open as I am again
Joined: 6/21/2012
Msg: 91
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Posted: 7/22/2012 1:32:56 PM
Well when it comes to meat, all guys are Master Basters.
Joined: 7/5/2012
Msg: 92
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Posted: 7/22/2012 9:23:21 PM
miss maddy
when i think of fantasy, romance never enters the picture just erotica
Joined: 5/2/2011
Msg: 93
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Posted: 7/22/2012 9:52:48 PM
Here's one I posted in another forum earlier. But it's not really a fantasy because I have done it and will hopefully one day do it again. (if I ever find someone)

Guys- kiss after oral foreplay?
Posted: 7/23/2012 1219 AM
My favorite scenerio is for me to be down on my knees, sucking him off, while his hands are wound up in my hair keeping it out of the way. And for him to stop me mid-oral to bend over and bring my face up for his kiss. Running his tongue around and feeling the inside of my mouth just exactly like his d!ck was feeling. Then forcing my head back down to his c8ck to finish the job. After which he brings me off of my knees, wraps his arms around me, hugging me so cherishingly and deeply kisses me, taking some of his own cvmm from my mouth into his.
But, that's just me.
Joined: 5/28/2012
Msg: 94
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Posted: 7/22/2012 10:22:34 PM
Being the new stranger in town...and a certain sexual initiation rite performed by all the men to me!
Joined: 5/4/2012
Msg: 95
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Posted: 7/23/2012 9:19:55 AM

Naughty school teacher needs to be taken across the principals knee.

In your dreams! :-)
Joined: 5/4/2012
Msg: 96
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Posted: 7/23/2012 9:23:12 AM

My fantasy is doing it in public places. I've done it in public places before and I absolutely loved it! Nothing turns me on more ;0)

I'm with you on that one. Picnic tables, the bed of a pickup in a secluded area, in my backyard....I'm totally with you.
Joined: 4/11/2011
Msg: 97
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Posted: 7/23/2012 9:54:41 AM
OOOO hell I don't know..... if I had to pick one.... I guess it would be outside during a hellava thunder storm and raining like hell....
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 98
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Posted: 7/23/2012 10:57:25 AM
~OT~ It's all about the midgets, jello and purple duct tape for me. (Well, maybe just two of the three ~ which two? I haven't quite decided.)
 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 99
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Posted: 7/23/2012 1:10:46 PM
I have a much naughtier imagination than most of you lol..
Joined: 3/25/2012
Msg: 100
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Posted: 7/23/2012 6:47:43 PM
Besides someone on POF sending me a message?
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