|^^^ goodness gracious me!!|
There used to be a woman on here (probably another fake persona in reality..she was slightly ott) who'd quite possibly have fallen head over heels in love with you just because of your alpha male type post above haha...(if not head over heels in love, she'd certainly have flicked her bean like a good 'un after reading that post!)
love it, in case you hadn't picked up that vibe. And no apologies for offensive schmaltziness - if you were where I am now, you'd get it. And want to sing it from the rooftops.
I can't wait to discover why you feel the need to join a dating site whilst happily ensconced in an apparently very satisfactory relationship where both of you play the role of master and slave equally......maybe you're kinky or something and both of you are in search of an easily dominated slavish third wheel/gooseberry - it's all so very Ma and Pa West of you I must say.
I need a bath after reading your post.