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 LiterateHiker
Joined: 11/30/2012
Msg: 15
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"Get me off this website!"
 Worbug
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 16
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Posted: 1/4/2013 1:23:18 PM
"You probably don't meet my standards either"

Seemed to up the traffic to my profile. Eeven though I only date in real life and am only here for the forums
 venusenvy777
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/13/2013 1:49:47 PM
"Mountain Man neds tamin" ...And man he sure looked like it ahahahaahhahaha
 Soul-play
Joined: 2/26/2009
Msg: 18
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Posted: 1/13/2013 3:31:52 PM
I've tagged a few along with my own comments:

"I'm a girl with the personality of a dude” - This is such a turn on for about seven minutes.

"Enigmatic" - You're 21 years old. You're about as enigmatic as what's about to come out of my toaster.

"Let's try this" - Oh, why not? I thought, let's not try this, but no one was interested.

"Just courious"- Intreeging.

"Live like we're dying" - This sounds like the perfect date. Let's hook up and pretend we're in the final stages of cancer before we both imitate the throes of death and collapse on the ground in a crumpled heap. Then, dinner?

";)" - The perfect way to show that you're clever without being able to think of anything clever to say.

"Fun, outgoing, brown eyed lady" - If your eye color is so important that it needs to be in your headline, don't wear sunglasses in your profile picture.

"I won't give up" - Apparently people don't understand how creepy it is to say this before you even meet someone. Try waiting a year or so before telling me you'll NEVER LET ME GO.

"What's poppin?" - Firecrackers? Rice Krispies? Your zits? What the hell is wrong with you?

"Creepers, perverts, and weirdos will be ignored" - ****.

"Let's get a lil mud on the tires... :)" - Please don't explain this.

"Would you like a sweet cuddle bunny?" - You haven't even met me yet and you're giving yourself a pet name?

"I’m the fish that gets thrown back in the water :(" - I dream of the day I meet a girl that gives me my first suicide note. This is my chance.

"Can U Love a Tranny?" - Can, or will?

":) Get it while it’s hot!" - How much for extra toppings?

"They say it happens when you least expect it...” - Like right after you advertise it on the world’s biggest free online dating service?

"??????" - ??????

I've got more if anyone's interested...
 venusenvy777
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 1/13/2013 3:37:39 PM
Ahahahhahaha too funny !!
 struckwithboredom
Joined: 4/27/2013
Msg: 21
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Posted: 9/4/2013 3:44:31 PM
HA! That's my profile headline!
 Iredurbio2
Joined: 4/18/2013
Msg: 22
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Posted: 9/9/2013 12:36:16 AM
I've always been partial to "How high are you?"
 Rodneylr72
Joined: 6/6/2009
Msg: 23
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Posted: 9/29/2013 11:09:04 AM
My current one "Not "legally" retarded.
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 24
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Posted: 10/5/2013 2:15:55 PM
I found a profile name that I thought was funny and clever: BALDisBETTER
Of course, belonged to a bald man, and kudos! to him. Thought it was a great profile name.
Could actually be used as a funny headline, too.
 Post_PrepatoryLIFER
Joined: 8/19/2013
Msg: 25
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Posted: 10/8/2013 7:45:55 PM
I like the classic Hitch HIkers Guide reference 'Mostly Harmless' .
Most funny quotes I find; are from movies. Like It Puts the Lotion On the Skin - Or It Gets The Hose Again.


I'm Feeling Fat & Sassy! Beer to the Square Root of A&W Only. I'm my own best friend.
Anything Mel Brooks i.e. “We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly.”
 ~ History of the World.
Let's Be Co-People- Ron Burgundy

“I fart in your general direction. "~ Monty Python You gotta quote some Monty.

We are a Horny Species.~ Some Random Dude.
 Post_PrepatoryLIFER
Joined: 8/19/2013
Msg: 26
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Posted: 10/8/2013 7:47:19 PM
To add ^^^^
"A jester unemployed is nobody's fool."
~ Danny Kaye- *adores that man*
 NotElvisJunior
Joined: 6/8/2008
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Posted: 10/13/2013 8:11:53 PM
Eh, I've been too lazy to change mine....

"Does the internet make my butt look big?"


Though I think I really should trade it in for another comedic one.
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 28
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Posted: 10/13/2013 8:57:24 PM
I like headlines that are related to fishing, since PoF is about fishing....well, so to speak.
Here are some I like, but some just don't fit in the space given for headlines....will try and work them in sometime...
Plus, if I use the ones below.....I can only imagine what kind of emails I will get.....?

"Size isn't important, unless you're a fisherman"

"Fishin' isn't about luck, it's about how you wiggle the worm"

"Every good fisherman knows you need more than just a good pole"
 ladymercury
Joined: 5/25/2011
Msg: 29
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Posted: 10/20/2013 6:19:36 PM
I just signed in, selected the search function and laughed:

The first headline was "I'll find you!" and the next one read, "I'm still looking".
 Doremi_Fasolatido
Joined: 2/14/2009
Msg: 30
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:56:06 PM
My name here is Doremi_Fasolatido. My headline is "Music is my name". I can't figure any of it out because I have a hard time getting music from a radio.
 mi_keepme_nd
Joined: 9/6/2013
Msg: 31
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Posted: 10/28/2013 9:54:47 AM
Mine is:

"Pretend we met online... Wait?... Crap..."
 NotElvisJunior
Joined: 6/8/2008
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Posted: 10/28/2013 6:57:55 PM

"Pretend we met online... Wait?... Crap..."


I envy the fact that you came up with this - well done, sir!
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